05-19-2019, 07:16 PM | #1 |
Meat-n-Potatoes Man
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: State's Anus, NY
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Games On Thrones
Trouble's brewing. That third chalupa was a bad idea. You gotta go. It's gonna be brutal, maybe painful, and take quite a while. Not only that, but your phone is out of reach and low on power.
Are you prepared to pass the time efficiently? What do you do when you have to go and have no phone?
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05-19-2019, 07:51 PM | #2 |
Y'all need Jesus
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 8,938
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I never understood these jokes because I don't get how people have so much time to spend on toilets. The longest part for me is actually wiping and cleaning, which isn't gonna let me do anything else since I need my hands for that.
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05-19-2019, 08:14 PM | #3 |
The King of Kings
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Chicago Illinois
Posts: 2,931
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The same thing I did before smartphones, get lost in deep thought, reflect on life, take in the aroma, and become enlightened.
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05-19-2019, 09:39 PM | #4 |
Disgusting
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Outer Heaven
Posts: 12,230
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Amen. I eat a sh*tload (pun intended) of Taco Bell, too. Never once have I have a a round trip to the toilet that’s lasted more than five minutes.
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bathroom business, privy pastimes, toilet trivia |
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