The New Café - Page 112

*Cure* · 02-19-2008, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

Well... At least she showed you she really cared. I'm going to put all my life wisdom aside and I'll just wish you luck, homie.

All the best for you two!

To be honest, I took most heart to Voltron's and your advice, but I ultimately took her back because she admitted on her own to doing it.

*Mars-Chan* · 02-19-2008, 05:52 PM

I had two interviews (one on Saturday and one on Sunday) for a position in my local movie theater for a job..

but unfortunately, things did not go my way and I did not get the job.

Also, I'm still single, but that's besides the point...

*Voltron* · 02-21-2008, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mars-Chan

I had two interviews (one on Saturday and one on Sunday) for a position in my local movie theater for a job..

but unfortunately, things did not go my way and I did not get the job.

Also, I'm still single, but that's besides the point...

Preach it, sister! PREACH IT.

*Hannah* · 02-22-2008, 07:47 AM

Hey guys, I buzzed the other side of my head and got a mohawk! Am I cool now?

愛 · 02-22-2008, 07:48 AM

Just one step closer to becoming a drug addict.

*Hannah* · 02-22-2008, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ai

Just one step closer to becoming a drug addict.

I'm a Girl Scout, remember? Drugs are bad.

愛 · 02-22-2008, 07:51 AM

Don't girls who go to Catholic school become sluts? You're not safe in the Girl Scouts!

*Hannah* · 02-22-2008, 07:56 AM

I dated a druggie, remember? That sh*t was insane. Definite do not want.

愛 · 02-22-2008, 08:06 AM

Well, you're in high school. I guess the "I'm cool because I'm different" fad is still popular.

*Hannah* · 02-22-2008, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ai

Well, you're in high school. I guess the "I'm cool because I'm different" fad is still popular.

Well dang, you got me.

愛 · 02-22-2008, 09:03 AM

I did. Well, I mean, it's one thing to be yourself. It's another to do something crazy for attention.

Peanut · 02-22-2008, 11:14 AM

Everybody wants to be accepted. For instance, you pretend to be a gamer, EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T PLAY GAMES! POSER! GET OUT!

愛 · 02-22-2008, 11:17 AM

I'm not your f*cking cousin, okay?! I play games! I'm just too busy to play them! Your cousin has all the time in the world, and yet he hasn't beaten Ocarina of Time!

*KROW* · 02-22-2008, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hannah

Hey guys, I buzzed the other side of my head and got a mohawk! Am I cool now?

You should try tent-pole piercing.

If you ever go horseback riding, they act as natural spurs.

*Hannah* · 02-22-2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ai

I did. Well, I mean, it's one thing to be yourself. It's another to do something crazy for attention.

I didn't do this for attention. My hair's been braided since I cut it- I just look like a lesbian.

*Sewer Bull* · 02-22-2008, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KROW

You should try tent-pole piercing.

If you ever go horseback riding, they act as natural spurs.

Stop giving her ideas.

*Voltron* · 02-22-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

You should try tent-pole piercing.

If you ever go horseback riding, they act as natural spurs.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! You are the living end!

They'd only be natural if they grew out from her person. Go back to med school, doctor.

Hannah, I appreciate your endless quest to become a futuristic mutant/cyborg. We need more young people fusing themselves with machines to attain a higher level of human evolution. I suggest you get a crab claw for a left hand, some bull horns, and chameleonesque suction cups for your new prehensile tail!

Knock, knock! Who's there? INDIVIDUALITY!

*Kunoichi_Haruko* · 02-22-2008, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KROW

You should try tent-pole piercing.

If you ever go horseback riding, they act as natural spurs.

My eyes! They BURN!!!

*KROW* · 02-22-2008, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

They'd only be natural if they grew out from her person. Go back to med school, doctor.

Um, I said they'd act as natural spurs. Go back to grammar school, Bunky.

Jeez, it's bad enough I blinded Kunoichi there.

*Voltron* · 02-22-2008, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KROW

Um, I said they'd act as natural spurs. Go back to grammar school, Bunky.

Jeez, it's bad enough I blinded Kunoichi there.

Key word in the sentence is "natural." See, as an adjective, the word describes the subject of the sentence. In this case, the subject would be "they" or, quite literally, the tent-piercings. Thus, when you describe them as "natural," you are saying they are natural spurs.

Now, try to hold on to your brain while I blow your mind, KROW: "act" is a verb. It doesn't modify anything. It just tells me what the tent-piercings do.

WATCH ME DO SOME MAGIC!

"Dave is acting governor."

Notice how, when I say "acting," it means that Dave is the governor? It says what he's doing? He's being governor. He's governing. Nothing about it denotes a fraudulent status.

OH! SICK BURN FROM THE ENGLISH TEACHER.

Do you feel smarter? Want a diploma? Where did you graduate from, anyway?

What are natural spurs, anyway?

Oh, and don't ever call me "bunky," again. Call me "professor." Or better yet, call me "Cheech."

02-19-2008, 05:52 PM	#2222
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02-22-2008, 07:47 AM	#2224
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	Hey guys, I buzzed the other side of my head and got a mohawk! Am I cool now?

02-22-2008, 07:48 AM	#2225
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Just one step closer to becoming a drug addict.

02-22-2008, 07:51 AM	#2227
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Don't girls who go to Catholic school become sluts? You're not safe in the Girl Scouts!

02-22-2008, 07:56 AM	#2228
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	I dated a druggie, remember? That sh*t was insane. Definite do not want.

02-22-2008, 08:06 AM	#2229
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Well, you're in high school. I guess the "I'm cool because I'm different" fad is still popular.

02-22-2008, 09:03 AM	#2231
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	I did. Well, I mean, it's one thing to be yourself. It's another to do something crazy for attention.

02-22-2008, 11:14 AM	#2232
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Everybody wants to be accepted. For instance, you pretend to be a gamer, EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T PLAY GAMES! POSER! GET OUT!

02-22-2008, 11:17 AM	#2233
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	I'm not your f*cking cousin, okay?! I play games! I'm just too busy to play them! Your cousin has all the time in the world, and yet he hasn't beaten Ocarina of Time!