11-16-2020, 07:50 PM | #1 |
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People are the worst
The other day I was walking my dog. A tall, heavy, young black guy told me, "that's racist!" He looked so afraid of my dog. I don't get it. She's like 15 lbs, small, blond, with fancy long hair on her tail and elbows. Most people think she's some kind of super adorable special luxury breed. I never let her off leash except in her fenced backyard, and I always hold her back out of people's way. Terrifying, right? Totally worth trying to start a racial incident. |
11-16-2020, 08:10 PM | #2 |
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Racist to a dog? Ignore the retard.
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11-16-2020, 08:17 PM | #3 |
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There's got to be more to this story, I mean there just has to be.
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11-16-2020, 08:21 PM | #4 |
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11-16-2020, 08:23 PM | #5 |
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Well that's just stupid. Walking a dog and being told it's racist like WTF? Yeah these woke bastards.
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11-16-2020, 08:23 PM | #6 |
Y'all need Jesus
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Yeah, I don't really believe you.
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11-16-2020, 08:25 PM | #7 |
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So, what's the dog's name... and how offensive is it?
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11-16-2020, 10:02 PM | #8 | |
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She barked at him. Maybe that's racist? I mean, she doesn't discriminate, total equal opportunity. She barks at every stranger, but maybe it's racist if the stranger is black. I tried to think if I was wearing anything that could have been offensive. Cream colored check button-up and gray slacks. Sunglasses? I might have also been wearing my Chuckie Cheese Birthday Star medallion. Does a gold medal resemble some racist symbol I'm oblivious to? Is it because the lanyard is red, white and blue and patriotism is racist? Some people are just deathly afraid of dogs, I get that. I have my own stupid phobia, but I don't have any oppression cards to whip out when the mood strikes. Facist! Nazi! |
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11-16-2020, 10:32 PM | #9 |
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11-16-2020, 11:08 PM | #10 |
Y'all need Jesus
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Now THAT I believe.
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11-17-2020, 08:42 AM | #11 |
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He called you racist because he was a wizard and he could read through people's hearth. We are all racist in the depth of our hearth.
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11-17-2020, 09:38 AM | #12 |
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In the depths of our hearth? Like, the hearth of our spiritual fireplaces?
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11-17-2020, 12:28 PM | #13 |
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Heart. I was ALMOST sure there were too many "H" in that word
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11-17-2020, 01:33 PM | #14 |
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Okay, "depth of our hearth" won the thread.
I dunno, there's a lot of people out there with actual mental issues, so for all anyone knows the guy could just be a nutter who doesn't meant to be that way. Maybe he's schizo and hears voices... racist ones... from dogs. |
11-17-2020, 01:40 PM | #15 |
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11-18-2020, 01:48 AM | #16 |
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Better to be from the bottom of your heart, than the heart of your bottom...
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