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I Married a Duck!
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Randomly thinking random thoughts about random subjects....
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Foot Soldier
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Then one day a milking machine ripped his lips off.
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Foot Elite
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Who, me?
Yes You. Couldn't be. F*** you.
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Foot Soldier
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Don't you dare get gravy on those!
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#125 |
Fashionably late
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I feel numb, like the edge.
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Disgusting
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What? Me? In a Skirt? I'm not a girlaphant!
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During the last Century I have found the prettiest little particle of dust. And with dust I shall find a cu- o my geez I lost it!
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Thug
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Let's go attend a wedding!
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Leo-holic
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I hate gas!
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#130 |
Random Punk
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Sure, you can paint with beads!
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Leo-holic
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Rock on, people!
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We have the best-maintained can opener on the block.
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Leo-holic
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Let's get ready to party!
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Foot Soldier
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How come my tongue can't taste my tongue?
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Leo-holic
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What the heck was that?
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Foot Soldier
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I refuse to describe your feet!
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I'd hate to be in a world with mosquitoes as big as cars.
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Disgusting
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#139 |
Foot Soldier
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^ I don't tell you how to live your life!
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#140 |
Leo-holic
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I cannot tell a lie! Oh wait, I just did.
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