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Old 03-19-2015, 01:45 PM   #1
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New Conkers Bad Fur day Game, well Sorta!

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/03/1...spark-april-23


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Old 03-19-2015, 02:14 PM   #2
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This thread title should be punishable by death.
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Old 03-19-2015, 02:43 PM   #3
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Here you go, Fixed the youtube video.
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Old 03-19-2015, 02:45 PM   #4
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This thread title should be punishable by death.
Be reasonable. Caning would suffice.
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Old 03-19-2015, 07:45 PM   #5
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Yeah, I may have shot the messenger on that one, but god damn if this stuff doesn't drive me absolutely INSANE!
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Old 03-20-2015, 12:45 PM   #6
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Thinking about this, I hate the idea, and I kinda feel like selling my X-box. Seems like they are just branching out their awesome IPs to any old crap.
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Old 04-23-2015, 02:44 PM   #7
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Played through this just now, it's $5 and about 40 minutes long and it's a total f*cking mess. You have to play through a huge unskippable Project Spark tutorial to even get the opportunity to buy it.

Project Spark is like a lower budget Disney Infinity, which is already a janky mess of sh*t at the best of times, but at least has a small amount of polish in the developer created stuff. This has none of that. The frame rate is awful, the controls are slippery, it's full of weird physics and glitches and it retreads parts of BFD but does them terribly. It's a joke and Microsoft should be f*cking ashamed of it.
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Old 04-25-2015, 09:08 AM   #8
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Played through this just now, it's $5 and about 40 minutes long and it's a total f*cking mess. You have to play through a huge unskippable Project Spark tutorial to even get the opportunity to buy it.

Project Spark is like a lower budget Disney Infinity, which is already a janky mess of sh*t at the best of times, but at least has a small amount of polish in the developer created stuff. This has none of that. The frame rate is awful, the controls are slippery, it's full of weird physics and glitches and it retreads parts of BFD but does them terribly. It's a joke and Microsoft should be f*cking ashamed of it.
Thanks for the mini review. I think i am gonna give this a miss.
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Old 04-25-2015, 10:40 AM   #9
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I'll probably support the episodes going forward, because I want Microsoft to know there's a market for Conker, but I won't be happy about it. So disappointing.
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I'll probably support the episodes going forward, because I want Microsoft to know there's a market for Conker, but I won't be happy about it. So disappointing.
I did actually say to my brother, Ill pay for it because I want to support Conker, but I am pis*ed off about it, especially if it's as bad as you say.
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Old 05-05-2015, 10:24 PM   #11
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Wow... just wow. I love Conker, but I don't know if I can swallow the rest of this crap. I agree that I want Microsoft to know there's a market for it, but I don't know if I can wade through the Project Spark crap to get there...
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Old 05-05-2015, 10:59 PM   #12
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I never liked Conker. I thought it was a very distasteful game. (Certainly that's the point but I still don't like it)
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Old 05-06-2015, 12:40 AM   #13
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I never liked Conker. I thought it was a very distasteful game. (Certainly that's the point but I still don't like it)
That was the whole point of the game
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Old 05-06-2015, 12:55 AM   #14
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