New Madlib!

**azure turtle** · 07-22-2002, 02:44 AM

In case you haven't noticed yet, Shredder recently put up a new madlib, as well as some awesome fanart.

I just love the new madlib...it's so hilarious! WARNING: Make sure to try the madlib before reading the rest of this thread...otherwise, it'll spoil the experience.

Here's what I got during my first try:
(Just another spoiler alert before you go on

)

"Azure Turtle, bring me that ugly wrench!" Baxter Stockman calls, pulling himself out from underneath a tiny, pentagon-shaped piece of machinery. Lifting his goggles onto his forehead, he narrows his eyes at you and shakes his eyeball. "I want this invention to be my best yet. I hired you as an assistant, and the least you could do is actually assist me." He vomits. "Next time I'm getting my assistant from Better Homes And Gardens." As he turns, you say, "Couldn't you at least tell me more about this banana that's supposed to be some great invention?" You spin as Baxter returns to his work, ignoring you. "He looks like a turd working on that thing," you say under your breath. "Did you say something?" "Nothing important." Baxter looks at you for about a century before speaking. "It's a machine that will transform a victim into whatever I choose." He holds up a handheld controller that looks like something out of The Goonies to you. "It should be ready after I tweak the jinkies," he says. "Now hand me that mango!" You wait lazily as Baxter continues his work, a Ricky Martin cassette playing on his homemade radio. As you finish your third round of Pizza Power, which you put together yourself out of scrap materials you found around the lab, Baxter exclaims, "yoinks!" You look up. "It's finished! Shredder and Krang will be impressed, I know it." He laughs. I'm such a fuzzy genius!" He looks at you. "Now to test it." Before you can react, he points the The Goonies controller at you. You try to flip, but find it difficult to move. Baxter's are the last words you hear as he leaves the lab carrying the machine. "Enjoy your new life as a pile of ooze!"

LOL! I'm still laughing over the "fuzzy genious" part!

I need to e-mail Shredder and let him now how much I'm enjoying these madlibs.

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-22-2002, 12:27 PM

Hee hee hee! You know what's really strange? I had "fuzzy genius" too. I already e-mailed Shredder letting him know how much I love these! I hope there will be more forthcoming.

**azure turtle** · 07-22-2002, 07:41 PM

You got "fuzzy genious" too? Woah, spookular!

Ah, but as the old saying goes: "Great minds think alike."

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-23-2002, 01:12 AM

And so apparently, do ours.

**azure turtle** · 07-23-2002, 01:21 AM

LOL!! Yep, apparently so.

Kingkapong · 07-28-2002, 05:42 PM

madlibs are awesome!!! are there more coming?

**Nturtle** · 07-28-2002, 06:44 PM

thats great!!!! I love madlibs!!!! Baxter was a perfect choice

**azure turtle** · 07-29-2002, 02:41 AM

I think there are more madlibs in the works. Make sure to e-mail Shredder and let him know how much you love the new madlib! He might make a new one a bit faster.

**Shredder** · 07-30-2002, 09:57 PM

I'm glad you guys like the Madlibs!

And thanks for posting yours, Azure Turtle:LOL! I do plan to write another soon (maybe involving Rat King and Leatherhead or Shredder on vacation?), and if anyone has any story suggestions, let me know!

On a related topic, I've also been working on and off reviving a writing project I had begun last year: it's a Choose Your Own Adventure-style fanfic in which "you" join up with Shredder and make your own decisions at key points in the story. It's slow progress, but I hope to have it done by late summer/early fall.

Thanks again for the kind words, and keep letting us know what you want to see on the site!

**azure turtle** · 07-31-2002, 12:04 AM

Heh heh... I've always loved the madlibs. I think they're a riot! I think the Shredder on vacation idea has so much comedic potential behind it.

Woah, you're working on a Choose Your Own Adventure?? I loved reading those books as a I kid! I can't wait to see the finished product. I'm already excited!

07-22-2002, 02:44 AM	#1
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	New Madlib! In case you haven't noticed yet, Shredder recently put up a new madlib, as well as some awesome fanart. I just love the new madlib...it's so hilarious! WARNING: Make sure to try the madlib before reading the rest of this thread...otherwise, it'll spoil the experience. Here's what I got during my first try: (Just another spoiler alert before you go on ) "Azure Turtle, bring me that ugly wrench!" Baxter Stockman calls, pulling himself out from underneath a tiny, pentagon-shaped piece of machinery. Lifting his goggles onto his forehead, he narrows his eyes at you and shakes his eyeball. "I want this invention to be my best yet. I hired you as an assistant, and the least you could do is actually assist me." He vomits. "Next time I'm getting my assistant from Better Homes And Gardens." As he turns, you say, "Couldn't you at least tell me more about this banana that's supposed to be some great invention?" You spin as Baxter returns to his work, ignoring you. "He looks like a turd working on that thing," you say under your breath. "Did you say something?" "Nothing important." Baxter looks at you for about a century before speaking. "It's a machine that will transform a victim into whatever I choose." He holds up a handheld controller that looks like something out of The Goonies to you. "It should be ready after I tweak the jinkies," he says. "Now hand me that mango!" You wait lazily as Baxter continues his work, a Ricky Martin cassette playing on his homemade radio. As you finish your third round of Pizza Power, which you put together yourself out of scrap materials you found around the lab, Baxter exclaims, "yoinks!" You look up. "It's finished! Shredder and Krang will be impressed, I know it." He laughs. I'm such a fuzzy genius!" He looks at you. "Now to test it." Before you can react, he points the The Goonies controller at you. You try to flip, but find it difficult to move. Baxter's are the last words you hear as he leaves the lab carrying the machine. "Enjoy your new life as a pile of ooze!" LOL! I'm still laughing over the "fuzzy genious" part! I need to e-mail Shredder and let him now how much I'm enjoying these madlibs. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

07-22-2002, 12:27 PM	#2
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Hee hee hee! You know what's really strange? I had "fuzzy genius" too. I already e-mailed Shredder letting him know how much I love these! I hope there will be more forthcoming. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-22-2002, 07:41 PM	#3
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	You got "fuzzy genious" too? Woah, spookular! Ah, but as the old saying goes: "Great minds think alike." __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

07-23-2002, 01:12 AM	#4
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	And so apparently, do ours. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-23-2002, 01:21 AM	#5
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	LOL!! Yep, apparently so. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

07-28-2002, 05:42 PM	#6
Kingkapong Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: T.O. Canada Posts: 548	madlibs are awesome!!! are there more coming? __________________ Go leafs go!

07-28-2002, 06:44 PM	#7
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	thats great!!!! I love madlibs!!!! Baxter was a perfect choice __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

07-29-2002, 02:41 AM	#8
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	I think there are more madlibs in the works. Make sure to e-mail Shredder and let him know how much you love the new madlib! He might make a new one a bit faster. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

07-30-2002, 09:57 PM	#9
Shredder Admin/Layton Apprentice Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Isla Nublar Posts: 480	Thanks! I'm glad you guys like the Madlibs! And thanks for posting yours, Azure Turtle:LOL! I do plan to write another soon (maybe involving Rat King and Leatherhead or Shredder on vacation?), and if anyone has any story suggestions, let me know! On a related topic, I've also been working on and off reviving a writing project I had begun last year: it's a Choose Your Own Adventure-style fanfic in which "you" join up with Shredder and make your own decisions at key points in the story. It's slow progress, but I hope to have it done by late summer/early fall. Thanks again for the kind words, and keep letting us know what you want to see on the site! __________________ "Well, actually, I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conqueror was my second choice." --Shredder, Take Me to Your Leader

07-31-2002, 12:04 AM	#10
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Heh heh... I've always loved the madlibs. I think they're a riot! I think the Shredder on vacation idea has so much comedic potential behind it. Woah, you're working on a Choose Your Own Adventure?? I loved reading those books as a I kid! I can't wait to see the finished product. I'm already excited! __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

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