Newbie! Yep, gotta start sumwhere!

[Raphaella]

*clears throat* Really wicked to be part of this - No, not a good intro . . . erm, Yo! Newbie here (embarrassed, heh) and i joined the party! (is there one?) I have to say thanks to a friend on here, but I dunna what her name is, but you know who you are! She told be 'bout the place.
I've seen some posts, and you guys all look friendly (hopes so, dieing of nervousness, lol, its just me!) Ok, yeah im weird, hope to make good friends wit y'all, heh, erm..... thanks! (forgot the thanks? Damn, I'll remember next time to say it a few more times in my speeches!)

Okay, speech done, sit back now and have a nice cup of Galaxy chocolate! Heh, thanks (im a thanking person, and it might get on your nerves so tell me to shut it when it does.) Heh, thanks Dudes and Dudettes! :D

[terran631]

Hey. I'll be the first to welcome you although I'm thinking this is gonna get bumped to general discussion sooner or later. Ah well...anyway. I go by Terran here but if you said Splinter some would know who you are referring to. Or you can try "The Evil One" *glares at Machias* But I digress. Welcome to the insanity and since you will no doubt be receiving a lot of mangoes, I'll skip that and give you a chocolate covered turtle. It's just candy...you gotta be here for awhile before you get the real thing. Drop in on the RP's when you get the chance and don't be a stranger. See ya!!

[Kameko]

And you NEVER want to share a room with Leonardo... heh, nevermind about that. Sibling rivalry, y'know? :tanime: Anyway, nice to meet ya. *gives Raphaella a can of spaghetti-os of welcome*

...

:embarass: What?? I ran outta mangos, okay?

[kyabetsu]

oooh hey. I know you from ff.net! i read your stories. and I smile. or cry. or laugh. or wince in an empathic pain kinda way. (all of those at apprrpriate times i assure you :P )

so yeah, good to have you. good to have you. :D

(((... ^fresh meat :evilgrin: ^....
*shhh!! shut-up guys! you'll spook'er :x *...
~fine. you keep her distracted, I'll take the right flank. :roll: ~ ...
^i got left 8) ^ ...
*I said SHUT UP! I think she suspects something now :o *....
~dammit....now we'll have to wait :evil: ~...)))

Oh, and Terran... according to Tinselcat (and yeah, I'm quite pleased with myself)
TC: ooooh... ok, Kyabetsu has officially surpassed myself, MB, Kali, and Skeletoncrew in evilness. She is the supreme evil on this webpage. no other evil comes close, trust me.


wha ha hahah ahahah...cough... hahaha... hack hack... haha... wheeeeze...
behold my glory. and my bronchitis. :lol: :lol:

there's only so many mangoes a girl can deal with. you'll collect quite a few, trust me. but I'm not a card-carrying member of that particular cult. So I'm just gonna say, "hey. there's a spare bedroom down the hall. bathroom's on your left. Wash Azure off when you're done with him. and Trash goes out on Thursday nights.... Welcome to the Club."

[terran631]

*nods* I would have to agree with that, Kya. I keep TRYING to tell people I'm a nice, sweet, innocent person. :tangel:

[Raphaella]

Lol, wow great! And thanks Terran631! Wow, a can of spaghetti-os! Lol, thanks, and I wondered when I was gunna get that chocolate covered turtle( candy)! Lol, thanks guys, and it seems everyone gets handed something to eat, so, would it be okay if I said I absolutey adore Crunchies? Lol, i'm happy, lol, thanks! :D :D

[kyabetsu]

um... since I am old and decrepet and a truely horrid speller, would you mind writing in white instead of red? that hurts, and I've hit my quota of recreational pain for the week.

so any questions? thoughts? favorite quotes? do you agree that Yule Brenner had most excellent butt-cheeks?

[Raphaella]

Oh, sure, I'm sorry, just trying things out, like you do, heh. Favourite qoutes, man i have so many it would take hours to write them up (might as well write most of the TMNT script up, as well as some other things!) Erm, don't hit me, beat me for this but . . . (grabs sheild just in case)
Who's Yule Brenner?

(now starts to ramble) I'm really bad with famous people, i know nothng! I don't get out much - shut up .... I think Kyabetsu scared me with the talk of flanks and waiting ...... *looks around* :o[/b]

[kyabetsu]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305280770.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

there are better pictures of him but think of him as a hunkier Patrick Stewart w/ a NICE tan, in silk shorts, and with the entire KINGDOM OF SIAM AT HIS COMMAND.

he maybe dead, but I still say the man's got better butt-cheeks than mine.

oh and the movie's good too.

[Kali]

Ah, well, I see most of the welcome party is here already. Hiyas! Not much else I can do that hasn't already been done.

[kyabetsu]

PSST kali...
it's the weirdest thing... no one has given her a mango yet.... freaky huh?
... i see dead people... strange.....

[Kali]

Well don't look at me, it's not like I carry them around with me. Ah, wait a sec. *disappears and reappears holding a mango* Here's a Welcome Mango, right from the stash Azure keeps in his room. *hands it to Raphaella* Enjoy.

[Machias Banshee]

Welcome to the forums! Darn, beaten again...
*sticks tongue at Terran, and gives Raphaella a chocolate-covered Raphael*
Raph; Uh, okay, WHY am i like this?
Youre the welcoming gift to a newbie, so deal with it...
Raph: *grumbles*

[kyabetsu]

HEY!! I never got a chocolate covered turtle!!!! NEVER NEVER NEVER!!! Oh gawd... I'm gonna cry. I'm a choco-turtle virgin and likely to remain that way until i"m old and grey!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[terran631]

Sorry, Kya I was gonna give you a chocolate covered Donnie in the RP for your b-day but if you want him now....

*drags a chocolate covered Donny into the thread*

Don: ummmm...

I left his face uncovered so you could see him blushing

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: hey dont worry, i didnt get one til Terran gave me one when i was down... :goofygri:

[Kali]

*arches an eyebrow* Okay... man, that's gonna be a pain to clean up.

Um, that's not MY Raphael, is it?

[Machias Banshee]

Uh, heheh....*turns and flees*

[Nturtle]

eh? whats al this? choco covered turtles?! :o You'll never get me!!!! *runs away screaming about being boiled alive in chocolate*

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

Let me join the party in welcoming Raphaella to the forums. It is always cool to see a new member join this awesome club. :)

There are so many wonderful personalities roaming these boards, that you're likely to run into any of us at any given time. So enjoy your stay and have fun! :nod:

"Uh, what you doin', Rocksteady?"
"Practicing conducting an orchestra. What does it look like, ham-head?!"

Bebop and Rocksteady, from "Big Bug Blunder"

[Machias Banshee]

Yup, no two are alike..or insane, for that matter... :D
*pulls out supersoaker of chocolate, and races after Nturtle*

[Nturtle]

WAAAA!!!!! *ducks behind a pyramid* I don't wanna be eaten!!! :o

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

WAAAA!!!!! *ducks behind a pyramid* I don't wanna be eaten!!! :o

Dude, I would run as fast as those Turtle legs can carry you. Last time Machias got her claws on you, she sliced and diced you. She even put you in a blender! :o

Think of what will happen when she covers you with chocolate. I hear dinosaurs, raptors especially, love chocolate-covered Turtles. :goof:

"It's a Diplodocus. Huge, but harmless."
"Dude, you've got a really weird definition of harmless!"

Donatello and Michaelangelo, from "Turtles at the Earth's Core"

[Machias Banshee]

*stops, looking at NTCF* :evilgrin:


Heh, dont worry...I dont remember seeing that ep you quoted, but i'm looking forward to doing some good scenes with the guys and some certain Dinosaurian species in my story i'm trying to get written... :D

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

*stops, looking at NTCF* :evilgrin:


Heh, dont worry...I dont remember seeing that ep you quoted, but i'm looking forward to doing some good scenes with the guys and some certain Dinosaurian species in my story i'm trying to get written... :D

That episode was aired during the 1989 season. It was one of the best ones they ever did, in my opinion.

Of course, I've had an interest in dinosaurs since I was a wee little Turtle, so I may be a bit biased. :roll:

"'A piece of cake', someone said? It looks more like a mud-pie to me!"

Krang, from "Turtles at the Earth's Core"

[kyabetsu]

CHOCOLATE DONNIE?!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *happy bubbles*

come here, shy guy.... i don't bite... I like to suck on my candies...
:teek: :embarass: :thyper:


<door to the ~EVIL HIDEOUT~ opens in base of the pyramid>
comm'on boy-o, I've got a hypothesis I wanna test...
:wink: :P :wink: :P :wink: :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

see y'all later!!

[terran631]

DON: :o Help?

[Machias Banshee]

Mike; this calls for...ZORRO! *silly sound effects start* I will rescue you!

*Mike suddenly jumps into the scene, wearing a sad matchup of the outfit of Zorro*

Mike; *looks at Machias* YOU said i looked good in it!

*After promptly embarassing her into silence, Mike looked to his brother, grinning widely* Dont worry, my fellow compadre, I'll rescue you! *pulls out a whip, and lassos Don's leg, and gives a yank, ripping him from Kya's evil grip.*

Mike; Now I wil set you on a horse, so that you may make a fast getaway!
*ties the lasso to the saddle of a horse, and gives the beast a good slap, setting it of at a fast pace*

Mike; I am...Zorro! *makes silly sound effects again and disappears as the horse rides off into the sunset, dragging his bewildered, and cursing, brother a few feet behind...*

[kyabetsu]

Kya in a lab coat comes running out of the pyramid, snapping her rubber glove into place.

Kya: damnit. DON"T GO THAT WAY!! the sunset's just painted on....

<winces as horse and mike hit the wall three feet from where they started.>

Kya: (cooing through her surgical mask) Poor baby! Mikey got you all DIRTY. Naughty Mike.

(claps loudly) Machias!!! come get your turtle. and get him out of that horrible get up before he embarrasses himself further.

<a set of bunny Clan girls wheels out a stretcher and cart Donnie back to the pyramid. DR. Kya turns in the doorway...>

NO MORE RESCUE ATTEMPTS... HE SIGNED THE WAIVER.
she slams the door behind her.

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: *drags mike to his feet, and walks away*

[Greed]

This is my first time doing something like this. I think it should be fun :)

[GreenWillow]

<gazing at chocolate footprints leading to locked door at base of pyramid>

~Wow....

~Well, hi there Slash! Welcome. My, but didn't you stroll into a weird thread.... You might wanna head on over to the General Discussion and start a new topic to introduce yourself. Someone will no doubt give you a Mango and be very hospitable and gracious and stuff.
I fear for your safety here. :trazz:

~GreenWillow

[Raphaella]

lol, its pretty crazy in here aint it? thanks kind people!!!!!

[GreenWillow]

~Oops! Oh yeah, this was *your* thread, huh, Raphaella? Heh... Yes, well...Welcome!

This isn't my usual job here. I haven't accrued enough stars to distribute Mangoes. I don't think.

~GW

[Raphaella]

l, hey I've seen some geat artwork on the site done by you guys! Wicked really! I can't be;ieive didn't see issite all those imes I surf trough google and places! *slaps herelf!*

[SeaThreePeeO]

Welcome to the forums!

Sorry in a rush must dash bye *

[kyabetsu]

(kya exits the pyramid, depositting her lab couat, rubber gloves, face mask and doctory-green skull cap in the "Biohazard Bin" by the door)

kya: congratulations. you've got a healthy turtle. :lol: :lol: :lol:

(switches gears, puts on a Mr. Roger's sweater)
Kya: Why HELLO Slash... won't you be our neighbor? :D

[terran631]

DON: *comes stumbling out looking a little reddish green* Nobody better even frickin ask or say a word. :flaming:

[Kameko]

:lol: Why Donnie, whatever do you mean? :lol: :lol:

[enigma-1]

*appears* Oh brother. :sweatdro:

Anyhow, welcome aboard and hope you like the forum.

[Kameko]

Just don't let us scare ya away, okay? :P We're harmless, really. kinda... well, not very, anyway.

[terran631]

Don: *snorts* Harmless? *glances at Kya* Yeah right.

[Kali]

Oh geez...

Well, hello Slash, welcome to the forums. Don't let the people scare you, you can avoid them easily enough by staying on topic.

[kyabetsu]

kya picks some imaginary lint from her sweater, not making eye-contact with the now UN-chocolate turtle.

Kya: you run hot and cold, you know that, MR. CONSENTING-ADULT? here I thought you enjoyed yourself....
(shrugs, changing back to full Mr. Rogers voice)
Kya:The land of Make-Believe has many different facets!! can you say FACETS, boys and girls? ... I knew you could.


(((looks at kali)))
Kya: it also has many FASCISTS. can you say FASCIST? ... i knew you could.... (you don't have to fear the topic-nazis... kali's just as bad as the rest of us if you catch her in the Genral Discussion threads.)

[enigma-1]

And how many times have we been able to accomplish the impossible of staying on task?

[Kameko]

*eyes glaze over* No, not Mr.Rogers... must watch because it's already on... cannot change channel...

Did you guys know that Mr.Rogers was a sniper in the military? He supposedly wears those sweaters to cover all the tattoos he has.

[kyabetsu]

urban legend alert!!!

:x :x :x :x :x :x

quick hide your kidneys before you wake up in a bathtub full of ice!!!


:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

[terran631]

I've got Poprocks!! Who wants soda?

Don: *:roll:* I'm going back to the MP thread. Think its safer there.

[Machias Banshee]

Sounds good to me... :P :lol:

[Kali]

Hey! I'm not nearly as bad as I used to be, ya know. You totally missed out on the Turtle Wax incidents.

[Machias Banshee]

HEHEHE, those were the good ole days... :evilgrin: *frowns* Hey, i got some of that stuff on me too...I didnt like it!

[terran631]

Is that the one that involved Raph, Leo and you(kali) in a.....uh..nevermind.

[Kali]

*blinks* What, it wasn't good? That ain't the wax's fault, dearie.

[Machias Banshee]

*looks at Terran* YOu read up, I see... :goofygri:

*looks at Kali and folds arms* What's THAT supposed to---*remembers what happened* Uh...nevermind! :embarass:

[terran631]

My innocent little mind was corrupted by threads of clones at 4 o'clock in the morning for 3 nights straight..... :dead:

[Kameko]

Eeshz, I think its a good thing that I missed that one...

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: I Remember you sending me that email!!!!!!! You had to admit, it WAS fun... :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Heh heh, yeah, those were the days.

[Machias Banshee]

Still can be... :evilgrin:

[kyabetsu]

wax? like Hot wax? candle drippings? or car buffing?

Kya: (Ricky voice) Looo-See, joo've gahts som 'splayneeng to doo...

[Machias Banshee]

Turtle Wax... :evilgrin: Just ask Azure... :lol:

[Raphaella]

Lol! * reads everyting* cool, such a crazy, scary place (not to let yu guys scare me)!

[Machias Banshee]

You have NO idea... :evilgrin: :lol: I'm so glad i actually took down all the thread addys where the clones attacked... :D

[terran631]

Awww..what've you got against the clones Machias? I enjoyed reading all the things you guys did to them

[GreenWillow]

~Yeah....um...anyway. Thanks Raphaella. I think somewhere you complimented Dawn and me....I think....

Jeez, these poor Turtles....can't imagine what would lead you all to torture them so.
<cough cough>

~GW

[Machias Banshee]

I've got NOTHIN' Against the clones... I LOVE them!!!!!!! :D :D

[Kameko]

Hmm... Bummer. I missed out on those ones.

[Machias Banshee]

If youre ever TRULY desperate for something good to read, I can give all the threads, in the "order" they happened. I say "order' cuz a couple were all happening at once... :goofygri:

[terran631]

*looks at GW* Hmm...who was it that killed off Raph's girlfriend and broke his heart....or left Leo alone not knowing what happened to his lover....can't exactly remember who tortured them THAT way. :D

[Kameko]

Hmmm... I'm not sure I'll ever be that desperate... :goofygri:

[kyabetsu]

send these "clone threads" to me please. I do not fear you or them. :|

[Machias Banshee]

Okay!:D I'll have to send them via email, cuz its a BIG list...just ask Terran... :lol:

[kyabetsu]

bring it on. :|

[terran631]

:lol: Be warned....Machias is mean to Donnie!!

[kyabetsu]

:roll: what else is new?

[Machias Banshee]

Oh yeah...you might want to miss Donnies birthday in the ATFT thread...the first one, that is... :goofygri: ...he gets a lil...red in the face quite a bit...

[terran631]

In the face....yeah...ok... :roll:

[Kameko]

I vaguely remember reading something about that one.... :goofygri:

[Machias Banshee]

*whacks Terran's shoulder* Shaddap!

[kyabetsu]

JUST SEND IT ALREADY!!!


Oi cahn't STEND thee Sus-PINCE!!!!

[Machias Banshee]

I already did... :evilgrin:

[Raphaella]

Turtle torture!!!! Raph's gf died (when did i, lol, joke) A whole list u say? Cool, but too harsh and I cry for them! Aw! U guys are cruel, funny, cool, em, scary (just leave that bit out girl!), er anyting else? Oh ya, crazy - but not being crazy has to be a crime!

[GreenWillow]

*looks at GW* Hmm...who was it that killed off Raph's girlfriend and broke his heart....or left Leo alone not knowing what happened to his lover....can't exactly remember who tortured them THAT way. :D


~Moi? :teek:
Yeah, but ...well. <sai>
We always hurt the ones we love.....

~GW

[Machias Banshee]

And I LOOOOOVVVVVEEEE The Turtles... :evilgrin:

[Kali]

*smirks* Yes, we definitely love our Turtles.

[Skeletoncrew]

Personally I just like to embarass the ones I love.

*Spots a nekkid Splinter out of the corner of her eye and waves a towel at him.* Looking for something Sensei?

[Machias Banshee]

O.O *hands Splinter a robe, and his cane* Youre mean!!!

[Skeletoncrew]

Hey, no fair! How am I supposed to get my bra back from him if he doesn't need his towel back?

[Machias Banshee]

:teek:

*faints*

*thud*

......

[Skeletoncrew]

*Splinter snickers* You ARE mean.

Yes I am. :evilgrin:

Splinter: Help me steal her bra and I'll forget that you made her faint.

What about my bra? Do I get it back?

Splinter: Maybe.

[kyabetsu]

LOL...

ooo!!! no way Sensei...
don't give'em back.. I'll give you $25 for a genuine SC over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder!!! $55 for a pair Machias' AND SC's titty-slings... LOL that's not the sort of thing you can get on ebay you know...!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

This is not MY SPLINTER!!! You made yourself a PIMP DADDY CLONE!!!!!!!! *wraps arms around her torso protectively* Dont even think of it, Buddy...

[Skeletoncrew]

*Splinter looks at Kyabetsu* Deal!

*Gives Kya a dirty look and eyes Splinter* Hmmm...this is rather uncharacteristic behaviour for you. *Whispers to Machias* Does Splinter have an evil twin?

[Machias Banshee]

You Cloned PDSplinter!!! either that or he created himself from all the ...'creative' energies coming from teh females of this forum...*glares at PDS*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Splinter folds his arms and stares down at Machias* I am NOT Pimp Daddy Splinter. I resent the insinuation! Do you see a single gold chain on me?

Okay then, who are you?

Splinter: God's gift to women! *Sweeps SC off her feet and into a deep kiss.*

[Machias Banshee]

Frickin Psycho sicko! *gets to her feet* I bet your not even a GOOD clone! Just a cheap Family Dollar Imitation!!!!

[kyabetsu]

no money til i see some product boy-o.

she gooses machias because Machias is too busy covering her bust to cover her butt.

:P

[Skeletoncrew]

*Releases SC and she slumps to the floor looking dazed.* Oh he's good, he's good alright.

*Splinter gives Machias a naughty grin* So how about a menege trois with the redhead and I? No wait, make that a foursome with the fiesty latina!

[Machias Banshee]

*jumps, landing in front of PDSplinter* Screw off, perv!

[Skeletoncrew]

*LustySplinter looks Machias over and grins* That's the idea babe!

[Machias Banshee]

*backhands the PDS* Loser!

[Skeletoncrew]

*Splinter disappears. SC stands up dusting off her pants.* And that folks, is a demonstration of the strange things we do to the characters we love. Tune in next time for Machias Gets A Wedgie!

[Machias Banshee]

*runs from the thread*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Grins evilly before skipping merrily out of the thread*

[kyabetsu]

i didn't get any underwear. :cry:

(shuffles off, but will return for the "Machias' Punishment II : Nightmare in WedgieLand" thread)

[terran631]

:lol: Do you really wanna do two RPs like that at the same time....?

[kyabetsu]

only if I got to be ADMIRAL WEDG_IN_NATOR....

I'd love to be the enigma/powederdToastman of the thread.... POP UP. DO something weird. Mention my steely buttocks. Give the World a WEDGIE and then fly away. farting merrily, until I am called upon once again by RPGers in need....

:lol: :P :lol: :P :lol:

[terran631]

:lol: ..I've gotta invent my own magical character one day. DOn't know that my mission in life will be to give wedgies though.

[kyabetsu]

well that's hardly the sort of thing I dreamt about as a small child... ("mommy mommy I'm gonna give the world a wedgie when I grow up!!")

...it's a CALLING, something that has come to me with age... like wisdom or a fondness for Ovaltine....

(shrug) your superhero-ness will reveal itself in time. be patient.

[Kali]

*blinks in utter disbelief* I am so glad I missed this.

[kyabetsu]

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awww...kali LIVE a little!!

[Machias Banshee]

I wish I missed this... :tdead:

[Kali]

Geez, just think, *I* used to be the wild one.

[Skeletoncrew]

*Enters singing* Wild thang! You make my heart sing! You make everything GROOVAY! *Tosses a pair of pink lacy panties to Kyabetsu* I found those in Leo's room. Make your own conclusions!

[kyabetsu]

Kya: THAT 's where these went! :o That shell-backed pervert. that's the last time I ask him to do laundry...

(she holds 'em up...)
Kya: dang it! he stretched 'em all out. ... stupid turtle... :x

[Kali]

*opens her mouth to say something, then changes her mind* No, I just don't wanna know.

[prowler4]

It's soooooo funny how everytime a new member starts a "Hi i'm new" thread it skews into a disscussion of Lord knows wut! :D

[Kali]

Well, after we welcome them, what else is there to do? We might us well have fun with it.

I think the hormonal fumes leftover in this thread are getting to me. :evilgrin: Where'd Raph go?

[Skeletoncrew]

I saw him heading in Machias' direction with a booklet titled "101 Creative Ways to Give a Wedgie".

[Kali]

:| *blinks and rushes off*

[Kameko]

:o Geez, I missed a lot in one day...

[kyabetsu]

*Splinter slides up behind Kameko while Kya distracts her with witty REP-ART-TAY (i hate trying to spell french things)... He's holding a pamphlet and a small jar*

<kameko squeaks as her undies floss her brain stem>

Splinter: they are correct. vasoline is indeed a usefull tool.
Kya: <snort.> please it wouldn't have gone nearly so high if she hadn't been wearing a thong.

Sp: (considering) Mayhaps this requires more testing...
Kya: you're the boss, applesauce.

[Kali]

I don't think Kameko's gonna appriciate that. *tries to sneak away*

[kyabetsu]

(splinter leans over Kali's shoulder.)

Sp: the investigation will be occurring over a large number of test subjects. Kameko's contribution to the cause is done. The duty now falls to you.

(Splinter blinks)
Sp: why are you not wearing underwear, my child?

[Kali]

*blushes* I- uh- *bursts out laughing*

Sorry, nope, couldn't keep a straight face for that. *snickers into her hands*

[Kameko]

:tsweatdr: But i'm not wearing a thong...

[kyabetsu]

kya winks.
Kya: you are NOW.....

:lol:

[Kameko]

Oh, that's REAL funny, Kya. 'Scuse me, I gotta go... deal with this. *exits thread*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Walks in and sees Splinter and Kya flipping through the booklet. They look up at her and smirk.*

:o Ummm...all of my underwear are in the laundry with Kali's! ~Phew. Glad I'm wearing a skirt too~

[Kameko]

*returns, walking a bit more comfortably* Evil, Splinter. EVIL.

[Skeletoncrew]

Thats it! He must be Splinter's Evil Clone! *Points at Splinter*

Sp: Its rude to point.

Opps. Sorry.

[Kameko]

*points at Splinter* BE GONE, EVIL ONE!

[kyabetsu]

Kya: I think your underwear are still aggrivating your brain-condition Kamita. It's SPLINTER. You don't question the judgement. and you certainly don't call him EVIL....

Splinter yanks Kya's underwear out of her pants and over head before hurling a smoke bomb into the stunned group.

SP: NINJA VANISH.

Kya (wincing as she locates her tailbone and surgically removes the cloth embedded in it) ok. maybe you're right. It's not Splinter. It's Hamptaro.

[Kameko]

*coughcough* Told ya so. *coughcough* D@mn smoke bombs....*cough*

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias and the Real Sjplinter rush into the room...*
What the he!!'s going on here!?

[kyabetsu]

oooo there's a rabid Hamptaro running around terrorizing the women and givng wedgies in the name of "academic research"

why do you ask?

[Kameko]

You don't *cough* want to know. Ugh, I inhaled way to much of that smoke...

...

*thud*

:dead:

[Machias Banshee]

*Splinter blinks*
Its SC's Evil Splinter clone, isnt it? Grr, if i get my hands on him....

[Kameko]

*weakly from floor* Can I help?

[terran631]

*flies in Mighty Mouse style again* I wanna help too!! Here I come to.....*hits a wall*

[Kameko]

*opens one eye, watches as Terran hits the ground* Very smooth.

[Skeletoncrew]

What the heck is a Hamptaro?

*Looks thoughtful* If I were evil where would I be? Oh wait, I am evil! I'm right here. Damn, that doesn't help. Maybe we should set up a trap for him. Since this is sorta my fault I'd be willing to be the bait. My laundry isn't done yet but I do have a leather thong that he might be tempted by. After all, he is "researching" and I don't think he's tried a leather wedgie yet.

[Kameko]

:tsweatdr:

[kyabetsu]

if you don't know "hamptaro" then I envy you. but go ahead and search "Google" cause I like to share my misery. ^_^ <---hamptaro-esque

[Skeletoncrew]

*Goes off to search Google and put on the thong. Returns.*

Its a hamster blob! But it doesn't look anything like evil Splinter.

[kyabetsu]

that don't mean it ain't evil or a doppleganger.

[Skeletoncrew]

Well, I'm not saying that Hamptaro isn't evil, its just not Splinter. Speaking of which, how are we going to catch him? *Nervously adjusts thong*

[Kameko]

*stands up* Heh, with bait... :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias and Splinter exchange confused glances*

Okay...I think its time for us to leave...

Sp: My thoughts precisely...

*They turn to beat feet*

[azure turtle]

*wanders in, rubs his eyes, and blinks*
Geez... I'm gone for a few days, and look what happens!! I missed a few new faces. Ah well... I guess the re-appearance of this old face will help balance things out, neh? I know I'm late, but welcome to the forums, Raphaella!
*showers newbie with welcome mangos*
Heh heh... Haven't done that in a while. ;)

[Machias Banshee]

AZURE!!!! :D *glomp*

[Kameko]

HI AZURE! GLOMP PILE!

[azure turtle]

No!! Not a glomp pile!! :eek:

[Kameko]

:P Aw, c'mon, Azure! We missed ya! *glomp*

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
Gee, thanks! But a glomp pile isn't necessary... I'll just end up getting crushed!! :embarass:

[Kameko]

Ew... squished turtle... That might be hard to clean up... How about a group hug? *hug*

[kyabetsu]

~~*** AZURE!!!!!!***~~

Kya tackles him and gives him NOOGIES...
missed you, my little Punky Brewster!!!

Como estas? Que pasaba? Tienes mi dinero?


((trans: how are you? what's been happenin? Do you have my money?))

[Kameko]

:o Hey! Give him back, I was huggling him! :P

[kyabetsu]

ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!
I DECLARE A ~*HUG_O_WAR!!*~

[Kameko]

GROUP HUG!!!

[kyabetsu]

kamita...? not that you aren't a pleasure to hold.... but where's AZURE?

[azure turtle]

*gets crushed*
ACK!! Can't breathe!! :sick: Y no, no tengo tu dinero, Kya. Estoy pobre. :(

[Kameko]

*looks around, slowly backing away from kya*. Good question...

[kyabetsu]

NEVER MIND I found HIM!!!

squeezes something that makes a weird little squeak.

he was ~high-deen~... :P

aww... pobrecito, vamos a encountarte un papi.

((trans: poor Little thing, we'll have to find you a sugar-daddy.))

[azure turtle]

*snickers*
Heh heh... Disappearing into my shell. The oldest trick in a ninja turtle's book! :D

[Machias Banshee]

*appears, giving Azure a "Special Mango" Before disappearing again.*

Use it to wish yourself away from your assailants!

[azure turtle]

Nyah!! I've been found!! Uh, sugar-daddy? I hope you're talking about the candy... :embarass:
*looks at the special mango*
Ooh... pretty! :anime:

[Skeletoncrew]

*waves at Azure and blows him a kiss* I'll be a good girl and not glomp you. This time. :wink:

[Kameko]

How can you resist? He's so cute!

[kyabetsu]

And his eyes bug out all funny when you squeeze him right... HERE!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Kali]

*chuckles* Welcome back Azure, we all missed you, obviously. Though I bet you're wishing the girls had missed you with those glomps, huh? *gives him a quick kiss*

[azure turtle]

:eek:
*struggles to get out of Kya's grasp*
Don't squeeze me there!!
*blushes crimson*
Well... err... thanks to Kali and SC for not joining the glomp pile! :goofygri: Now if I can only manage to escape somehow...
*attempts to take a bite out of the special mango*

[kyabetsu]

... sorry Azure...
I didn't realize that your ELBOWS were that sensitive.

lil'blue weirdo. :P
g'night kiss! (on the forehead you pervs)

[azure turtle]

Of course my elbows are sensative. That's why I wear elbow pads. :anime:
*blushes*
Aw shucks... G'night, Kya!!