View Full Version : The Turtles vs...
ZariusTwo
08-21-2004, 10:54 AM
http://www.fushia-butterfly.com/t3.jpg
Come on..you REALLY think the TMNT can take down THIS guy? :lol: , all he'd do is no-sell thier ninja manuvers one by one
Kazari
08-21-2004, 01:23 PM
*blinks* Who is that guy?? LOL
Whitewolf89
08-21-2004, 01:28 PM
I think he's a pro-wrestler, but don't know which one.
JDavis
08-21-2004, 01:30 PM
If I remember correctly, it's Triple H. And he looks like he wet his pants. :lol:
Shreddette
08-21-2004, 01:33 PM
Pro wrestlers look big on camera, where the cameramen shoot close, and at the level of their arms to make them look huge but when you're there live, they're not so "God" like.
Except for The Rock.
Triple H is an ugly mofo.
Dude... his nose would rival his biceps.
Turtles would turn him into mince.
FireFly
08-21-2004, 01:42 PM
but could yhey beat him
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v166/KINGOFNOD5/1084050180270_1084123487228_Nemesis_18_____4_.jpg
i would pay big money to see them fight
Shreddette
08-21-2004, 01:43 PM
I don't like it. :|
Get it away!!
ZariusTwo
08-21-2004, 02:45 PM
Shreddete...your new sig just MADE this thread better than it was ever going to be... :)
Sadly, only wrestling fans are going to get the joke that is behind this thread
Triple H, an eight time World Heavyweight Champion, is married to Stephenie Mcmahon (dauhgter of Vince Mcmahon, owner of the WWE) and is often accused of refusing to lose to other opponents, pushing other, better wrestlers down to the point they can't become huge stars at all whilst he remains at the top, and is nearly ALWAYS in the main events of various WWE PPVs.
Some people beleive even if he was put up against people like Darth Vader or the Turtles...he'd hold them down and squash them.
PizzaPower
08-21-2004, 03:44 PM
*blinks* Who is that guy?? LOL
yea , I think he is a dude that fights.
Kazari
08-21-2004, 05:25 PM
Yeah I don't like wrestling and pizza power ur avatar is very disgusting. :roll:
"No-sell"?
DAMN RIGHT!
These guys would do a better job:
http://www.tommygorman.com/Images/wrestling/angle2.jpghttp://www.talkwrestlingonline.com/jericho.jpg
Kazari
08-21-2004, 05:49 PM
I use to watch wrestling back in the day but VERY back in the day!! LOL
Whitewolf89
08-21-2004, 06:15 PM
I don't mess with wrestling. I hate it almost as much as I do soap-operas. But, yeah, now that I've looked at the pic again, I do recognize him. Hey, did you guys know HE was the dude in the Super-Shredder costume at the end of the second TMNT movie?! Only good thing that the man's EVER done in his life, IMHO, and he got KILLED in it!
JDavis
08-21-2004, 06:39 PM
I don't mess with wrestling. I hate it almost as much as I do soap-operas. But, yeah, now that I've looked at the pic again, I do recognize him. Hey, did you guys know HE was the dude in the Super-Shredder costume at the end of the second TMNT movie?! Only good thing that the man's EVER done in his life, IMHO, and he got KILLED in it!
False, that was Kevin Nash in the Super Shredder suit.
ZariusTwo
08-21-2004, 06:45 PM
I don't mess with wrestling. I hate it almost as much as I do soap-operas. But, yeah, now that I've looked at the pic again, I do recognize him. Hey, did you guys know HE was the dude in the Super-Shredder costume at the end of the second TMNT movie?! Only good thing that the man's EVER done in his life, IMHO, and he got KILLED in it!
That was Kevin Nash, at the time that film was released, Triple H was "Terra Ryzing" in WCW and was'nt even considered a main eventer
Karai
08-21-2004, 06:53 PM
My big brother likes pro wrestling. He also tells me to pull his finger and drink pints of beer with him everytime I visit him. :roll:
ZariusTwo
08-21-2004, 07:27 PM
My big brother likes pro wrestling. He also tells me to pull his finger and drink pints of beer with him everytime I visit him. :roll:
If you're trying to insult wrestling fans you are doing an extremly poor job at it.
JDavis
08-21-2004, 07:43 PM
Yes, wrestling fans are proud of their ability to down alcoholic beverages and use cliched fart jokes.
Karai
08-21-2004, 07:45 PM
I wasn't intending to insult anyone. I was telling you about my brother, who happens to be the only person I'm familiar with who likes pro wrestling. Cool your jets.
ZariusTwo
08-21-2004, 09:20 PM
I wasn't intending to insult anyone. I was telling you about my brother, who happens to be the only person I'm familiar with who likes pro wrestling. Cool your jets.
Sorry, the way you said it did'nt give me a lot of reassurences...
HEY! I like wrestling and fart jokes, too. But I don't drink beer. I am also an intelligent man who likes to talk to you fine folks on these forums. So all pro wrestling fans aren't slobs who have no morals.
As for the morals of pro wrestling, if people really want to know, I'll be glad to tell you how much more of a respectable industry it is as opposed to, say, the tobacco industry or the porn industry. Or perhpas you folks can read Mick Foley's book, "Foley is Good: And the Real World is Faker Than Wrestling"
Hyper Metal Sonic
08-21-2004, 10:14 PM
Sure, the TMNT could beat HHH, but no way in hell could they beat...
http://sammycprowrestling.homestead.com/files/freakazoid.gif!!!!
YES! Freakazoid ruled!
Figured you would like him, ya freak! :lol: :wink:
NeoBix
08-21-2004, 11:22 PM
Freakazoid was an awesome show
JohnnyPsycho
08-22-2004, 01:40 AM
"Super teen extraordinare... Freakazoid, Freakazoid... runs around in underwear... Freakazoid, Freakazoid..."
Freakazoid would have no reason to ever fight the Turtles...
As for Triple-H, aka: "The Game", he'll always be Hunter Hearst Helmsley to me... and have you ever noticed, but when you go waaaaay back to his Hunter Hearst days, he wasn't nearly as huge as he is right now as Triple-H...
I was always much more of a fan of this guy back in the day...
http://www.rocknwillys.com/25_undertaker_signed.jpg
Mark Calaway, aka: "The Undertaker"
...of course that was before he stopped being evil and became the "American Badass"... though he had some really awesome motorcycles... I used to be addicted to pro-wrestling back in highschool, and even went out and bought Mick Foley's (aka: Cactus Jack, Mankind, and Dude Love) first book, but I don't even watch wrestling anymore...
Now let's start the chant...
"ECW!! ECW!! ECW!!"*
*another joke you'll only get if you're a wrestling fan...
EC-dub! EC-dub! EC-dub!
http://psxmedia.ign.com/media/news/ECW/tommy.jpg
Leonardo_the_sword_master
08-22-2004, 01:00 PM
that guy looks like a idiot and yes the turtle could beat him.
JohnnyPsycho
08-22-2004, 01:46 PM
hahahaha, Tommy Dreamer would get his @$$ handed to him by the Turtles...
Thumbtacks? Tables? Ladders? Barbed-wire? Ain't nothing to a guy with a shell on his back...
...now this guy on the other hand...
http://jon.everperfect.com/images/sabu7.jpg
"ECW!! ECW!! ECW!!"
ZariusTwo
08-22-2004, 04:41 PM
that guy looks like a idiot and yes the turtle could beat him.
Words of wisdom as usual from you... :roll:
GK Punk
08-22-2004, 08:08 PM
lol I'm a huge HHH fan. But mostly just because I've been a fan since his WCW days and I can't get myself to turn on him after cheering him on when he was nothing now that he's the top of the card.
ZariusTwo
08-22-2004, 08:14 PM
lol I'm a huge HHH fan. But mostly just because I've been a fan since his WCW days and I can't get myself to turn on him after cheering him on when he was nothing now that he's the top of the card.
It's more or less his marraige to Stephenie that is keeping him at the top of the card...hence the whole joke of the thread :lol:
GK Punk
08-22-2004, 09:33 PM
I'm first to admit, he's not as good as he used to be. But I'm a long time fan and just can't turn on him now. (Even though Benoit is better..)
Spitfire
08-22-2004, 09:51 PM
Why do the turtles have to Vs everyone? All it ends in is a bunch of people argueing which person is better. Who gives a rats ass if the turtles can beat super hyper monkies or Superman? I sure as hell dont. Its pointless arguements waiting to happen. Plus theres 50000 TMNT Vs these guys topics cant we just have one?
Leonardo_the_sword_master
08-22-2004, 10:04 PM
Why do the turtles have to Vs everyone? All it ends in is a bunch of people argueing which person is better. Who gives a rats ass if the turtles can beat super hyper monkies or Superman? I sure as hell dont. Its pointless arguements waiting to happen. Plus theres 50000 TMNT Vs these guys topics cant we just have one?
then u don't ave to post.
NeoBix
08-22-2004, 10:07 PM
LOL Spitfire!! :lol:
Super hyper monkies!! hahaha!
Why do the turtles have to Vs everyone? All it ends in is a bunch of people argueing which person is better. Who gives a rats ass if the turtles can beat super hyper monkies or Superman? I sure as hell dont. Its pointless arguements waiting to happen. Plus theres 50000 TMNT Vs these guys topics cant we just have one?
Chill out, man. Unlike those other topics, this one is fun. Just look, Zarius is actually being nice. Well, nicer than usual, at any rate.
Spitfire
08-22-2004, 11:04 PM
I was just talking about Vs topics in general I mean look at this forum theres like 5 or 6 just on the first page cant we just put them all in this topic? The name fits it well
Good point. But nobody wants to search the threads for them. Even if they're on the same page.
Spitfire
08-22-2004, 11:17 PM
Yeah tahts why they should keep all the posting within here
Anyways I think the TMNT should face off against Spawn just because I would like to see them get their asses stomped by the demonic master
NeoBix
08-22-2004, 11:29 PM
Michaelangelo could whoop Spawn by himself.
Spawn would be all like "I'LL THROW MY CHAINS AT YOU, GREEN ONE!"
and Mikey would then retort with "NAY, FRIEND! IT IS I WHO WILL BE DOING THE CHAIN-THROWING THIS DAY!"
and then, well, you know where it goes from there...
or do you... ?
What a load of crap that was.
Spawn would kill them. You can't whoop an ass that's already dead. Spawn can't be beaten by ninjas.
Spitfire
08-23-2004, 12:03 AM
I love the lines he says in the show
(forgot his name):"Simmons but you dead!"
Spawn: "No sh*t"
Ill post more as I remember them
That would be Chapel, I believe.
Spitfire
08-23-2004, 12:20 AM
No he said something else to Chapel he said that to Wyane I believe(Just remembered his name
Oh, right. Jason Wynn. Did you know that Clown came back in his body? That's friggin' cool. Wynn is officially dead now.
Spitfire
08-23-2004, 12:29 AM
Oh, right. Jason Wynn. Did you know that Clown came back in his body? That's friggin' cool. Wynn is officially dead now.
Yeah I own the whole series on DVD and with any hope they will release season 4 like the promised......and a sequel to the crappy movie
I liked the movie. Although the story was awkward and Terry was white.
ZariusTwo
08-23-2004, 07:46 AM
The Spawn cartoon was great, it sucked it only ever had six episodes every season...
Spitfire
08-23-2004, 11:03 AM
Also sucks that HBO was a asshole and canceled it leaving us hanging at the end of the 3rd season. So many questions werent answered!
JohnnyPsycho
08-23-2004, 08:47 PM
How about the TMNT vs...
http://www.sonypictures.co.uk/groups/uk/documents/image/gp024010.jpg
The J-Team!!
yes, yes, we all know these "TMNT vs." posts really amount to very little since none of the characters would probably ever get into a fight with eachother even if they ever met (especially with Jackie Chan, who's an all-around good-guy in his cartoon), but let's just imagine a circumstance where for some inexplicable reason they had to duke it out...
besides, it's not like we're curing cancer while posting on these boards, so who's to say what's a worthwhile topic in the grand scheme of things...
TMNT vs. Jackie Chan and friends... GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER NOW!!
besides, it's not like we're curing cancer while posting on these boards,
Speak for yourself. :lol: *wonders if the Geiger Counter'll still pick her up*
Anyway, I think a fight between the TMNT and the J-Team is very likely. So used to fighting demons and dark magic, the J-Team would obviously mistake the TMNT as such. And up until someone realizes that a mistake has been made, I think they'd be very closely matched.
NeoBix
08-23-2004, 09:33 PM
Tohru. He's stronger.
Spitfire
08-23-2004, 10:59 PM
Yeah but Hun's boss is the Shredder haha that equals your screwed
Jackie VS. Shredder
Who'd win?
Whitewolf89
08-24-2004, 01:47 PM
I don't mess with wrestling. I hate it almost as much as I do soap-operas. But, yeah, now that I've looked at the pic again, I do recognize him. Hey, did you guys know HE was the dude in the Super-Shredder costume at the end of the second TMNT movie?! Only good thing that the man's EVER done in his life, IMHO, and he got KILLED in it!
False, that was Kevin Nash in the Super Shredder suit.
D'OH!!! You're right. I was just watching my tape of TMNT II last night, and there it was, in the credits. My bad. I knew it was either Nash OR Triple H, but, as Zarius said, he wasn't in Nash's class yet, so I goofed. Sorry, guys. Like I said, I don't pay much attention TO wrestling. Don't like it.
Benvenuto versus El Toro.
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