Movie Quote

[Areku]

What movie is this quote from:
"Leo...if you dragged us out here for nothing..."
"Don't worry, I came prepared! Heh heh!"
"Put those away!"
"Heh!"
What's it from and what scene?

BTW, this quote is cool:
Casey: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf Lips!
Casey: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
Donatello: Here it goes. What are we on?
Casey: G.
Donatello: Here it goes, Gak Face!
Casey: I'm ready, Horse Brain!

[Weapon X]

There both from the first movieThe first is when there in the woods at the farm and there about to try and connect to splinter by meditating.

[Karai]

The first quote's from the first movie, the four turtles are outside around a fire and are preparing to receive a vision from Master Splinter.

[Midnight_Tanuki]

yeah and the second is when casey and don are fixing the truck

[Jester]

yep.....donny's gotta bag of marshmellows.....hehe
"Now every sit down and concentrate.....concentrate hard..."
wish i could remem,ber splinter's spill....but i can't.....my fave lines in the whole movie is when splinter talks to raph about his anger.....classic....

[XERO]

That's why I'm here! :D

Splinter's lecture to Raphael:

Splinter: "Raphael...come sit by me."
Raph: "Couldn't this wait 'til mornin'?"
Splinter: "YOU will listen NOW! My master Yoshi's first rule was...Possess the right thinking. Only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace. I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael...but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you chose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them...and do not...forget me. I am here...my son."


Splinter's fire message:

Splinter: "I am proud of you my sons. Tonight...you have learned the final, and greatest truth of the ninja: That ultimate mastery comes not of the body...but of the mind. Together, there is nothing your five :wink: minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another. And always remember the true force that binds you...the same, that which has brought me here tonight. That, which I gladly return with these final words...

...I love you all, my sons."

[Jester]

ha ben....those are some of the best splinter moments ever....glad u five have the best daD EVER....

[NeoBix]

Yeah Ben he is right...

Splinter is the coolest dad of all time.

[XERO]

Yeah. I love that guy. 8)

He plays a mean Rocket Knight as well. :lol:

[cqb101]

What movie is this quote from:
"Leo...if you dragged us out here for nothing..."
"Don't worry, I came prepared! Heh heh!"
"Put those away!"
"Heh!"
What's it from and what scene?

BTW, this quote is cool:
Casey: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf Lips!
Casey: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
Donatello: Here it goes. What are we on?
Casey: G.
Donatello: Here it goes, Gak Face!
Casey: I'm ready, Horse Brain!

No offense, but was that suppose to be challengeing?

[Jester]

What movie is this quote from:
"Leo...if you dragged us out here for nothing..."
"Don't worry, I came prepared! Heh heh!"
"Put those away!"
"Heh!"
What's it from and what scene?

BTW, this quote is cool:
Casey: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf Lips!
Casey: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
Donatello: Here it goes. What are we on?
Casey: G.
Donatello: Here it goes, Gak Face!
Casey: I'm ready, Horse Brain!

No offense, but was that suppose to be challengeing?
what that took me a good half hour to remember what scene that was.....oh wait....no it doidn't it took mere seconds cause i'm a tmnt fan and have watched that movie like 1000 times!!!! in fact my vhs copy is almost dead i watched it so much, thank god for DVD's.
answer this trivia question:
"What Russian novel, embrassing more than 500 characters, is set i the Napolianic Wars???"

[NeoBix]

War And Peace!

[XERO]

The meeting of Raphael and Casey Jones: 8)

Thug: "What the heck was that?!"
(Casey drops in...literally.)
Casey: "Now, THAT...was a crime, you purse-grabbin' pukes! And THIS is uhhh...the penalty! *THWACK!* 2 minutes for slashing...*OOMF!*...2 minutes for hooking...and let's not forget my personal favorite...2 minutes...for high-sticking-UHH!!"
(Raph joins in.)
Raph: "How 'bout a 5 minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?"
Casey: "Hey...bogey, who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine. These JV lowlifes need to be taught a lesson!"
Raph: "Not like that, they don't...not from you."
(The thugs get away.)
Casey: "Well...it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal. (Takes out 2 baseball bats.) The class is Pain 101. Your instructor's Casey Jones!"
Raph: "Look...I don't wanna fight you..."
Casey: "Ehh, tough rocks, pal!
*WHOOSH! WHOOSH!* (Raph catches one of the bats.)
Raph: "A Jose Conseco bat?! Tell me...you didn't pay money for this."
Casey: "Ooooooooh...That's IT!" *BONK!* It was a 2 for 1 sale, pal." (Raph's face is reevealed.) Hey, what are you, some sort of punker?"
Raph: "Huh?"
Casey: "God, I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup...who wears masks over ugly faces..."
Raph: "That's it..."
Casey: "Ooooooooh..."
Raph: "NEW BATTER!"
*WHOOSH!*
Casey: "Strike one! *WHOOSH!* Whoooa, whiffer!"
(Raph flips over him and hits his back, knocking him down.)
Raph: "Homerun! RAPHAEL WINS...1...NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'!!!...Well?"
Casey: "New game, round-head! (Brings out the secret weapon) Cricket."
Raph: "Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!"
Casey: I'll teach you...*THWACK!!*"
(Raph is airborne and lands in the trashcan.)
Casey: "Six runs!"

8)

[NeoBix]

and then...

Casey: "So long, freak!"

Raphael: "Freak!? FREAK!?!?!?"

(Raphael pursues Casey.)

(Casey runs off down the sidewalk in downtown New York City.)

(Raphael rolls over the hood of a yellow cab, trying to catch up with Casey.)

Taxi Cab Passenger (Who also does the voice of Raphael in the movie): "What the heck was that?"

Taxi Cab Driver: "Looked like sort of a big turtle, in a trench coat. You're goin to La Guardia, right?"

(Raphael continues to run after Casey. Camera pans out, looking over the beautiful cityscape of midnight New York City)

Raphael: "GET BACK HERE!! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!! DAAAAMN!!!"

End Scene

[KROW]

and then...

Casey: "So long, freak!"

Actually it's:

"So long, freak, I got work to do!"

[Leonardo_the_sword_master]

and then...

Casey: "So long, freak!"

Actually it's:

"So long, freak, I got work to do!"yeah and then when he rounds the corner he yells, "DAMN".

[XERO]

The fight between Leonardo & Raphael:

Raph: "So what do we do now?"
Leo: "What do you mean what do we do now?"
Raph: "Splinter's out there somewhere!"
Leo: "I know Splinter's out there!"
Mike: "Fight?"
Don, Ben: "Fight."
Mike: "Kitchen?"
Don, Ben: "Kitchen."
Mike: "Yeah."
(They sneak out the living room.)
Raph: "So what are we gonna do about it?!"
Leo: "What can we do about it? April's our only lead to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something!"
Raph: "Ooohhh...so THAT'S the plan from our great leader, huh? Just sit here on our butts?!"
Leo: "I never said I was your great leader!"
Raph: "Well, you sure act like it sometimes!"
Leo: "Yeah? Well, you act like a jerk sometimes, you know that?! And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything!"
Raph: "Yeah? Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave!"
Leo: "Why don't ya?!"
Raph: "I will!"
Leo: "Good!"
Raph: "GREAT!!"
(Slams the door)
Leo: "Go ahead...WE DON'T NEED YA!!!"
(In the kitchen, Mike and Don are eating chips while Ben plays his Game Boy.)
Mike: "Pork rind?"
Don: "Pork rind."
Mike: "Pork rind, dude?"
Ben: "Nuh-uh...Tetris." :D

[Weapon X]

Don:I think he's blushing.
Raph: I am not !
Don: I think he's actually turning red.
(Raph throw's sie.)
Don: uhh mybe not.

[Leonardo_the_sword_master]

The fight between Leonardo & Raphael:

Raph: "So what do we do now?"
Leo: "What do you mean what do we do now?"
Raph: "Splinter's out there somewhere!"
Leo: "I know Splinter's out there!"
Mike: "Fight?"
Don, Ben: "Fight."
Mike: "Kitchen?"
Don, Ben: "Kitchen."
Mike: "Yeah."
(They sneak out the living room.)
--------
(In the kitchen, Mike and Don are eating chips while Ben plays his Game Boy.)
Mike: "Pork rind?"
Don: "Pork rind."
Mike: "Pork rind, dude?"
Ben: "Nuh-uh...Tetris." :D
hahahah thast really funny Ben. thast one of my favorite parts on the 1st movie :)

[XERO]

Thanks, I got more comin' soon.

Also, I 'borrow' some of the lines. But if you know the movie, you'll know who originally said it. :D

When it comes to being the 5th Turtle in the cartoons, comics, movies, and videogames, you gotta know what to say, what not to say, and when to say it.

Also, you gotta bring your own dialogue. Hard if you're not creative. :)

[Leonardo_the_sword_master]

Thanks, I got more comin' soon.

Also, I 'borrow' some of the lines. But if you know the movie, you'll know who originally said it. :D

When it comes to being the 5th Turtle in the cartoons, comics, movies, and videogames, you gotta know what to say, what not to say, and when to say it.

Also, you gotta bring your own dialogue. Hard if you're not creative. :)
LoL ya :lol: :lol: !!!

[XERO]

Hey, I'm just living up to my title. :D

[Shadow Leonardo]

Mikey: c'mon don't just ninja kick the d**n rabbit!! do something

[Weapon X]

Leo: Hey Raph were ya going?
Raph: Out to a movie,that ok with you?
Mike: Sock it to me Baby! :lol:

[Shadow Leonardo]

Mikey:yo! maybe I'll fight Apollo and maybe I won't y'know hey waddya think? Adrian!

[Weapon X]

Leo: Hey Mikey one of these guy's might know where there holding splinter (Bitch slaps foot :P ). So lets not knock em all out.
Mike: I don't think that'll be a problem leo.

[Weapon X]

Mike: Hey Donney wheel of fortune dude.
Don: Guess these guy's aint game show fans.
Mike: And I thought everybody loved Vanna.
Don: California roll.
Don:Good thing these guy's aren't lumberjacks.
Mike: No joke The only thing safe in the forest would be the tree's.

[Leonardo_the_sword_master]

heres one form the begining of the 2nd movie!!!!
*don holding leather-belt,
hits robber on butt with it*
Don, "Raw hide"
*flips robber onto floor with belt,
ties him up with it*
Don, "ninja cowboy yeaa haaaa".

[NeoBix]

WOOHOO Go BEN!! lol good stuff bro

by the way Leo.. Donny had some of the FUNNIEST lines in the first part of TMNT 2... my absolute favorite Donny scene of all time is when he is playing with the clown that bounces back and forth and he's all like "Yeah... y-yeaaaah."

[Weapon X]

Doe's any one remember when Raph told shredder to **** himself. Man thats good stuff :tlol:

[NeoBix]

Yep I remember it. In the first movie, in theatres, there was a scene up on the building top when they're fighting Shredder and Raphael yells, "GO F*** YOURSELF, SHREDHEAD!"

Unfortunately, a bunch of parents got mad about it and they took it out of the VHS and DVD releases. :(

[Weapon X]

Actually I was probly High on PCP when I was watching the movie cause It was the DVD.

[XERO]

WOOHOO Go BEN!! lol good stuff bro

by the way Leo.. Donny had some of the FUNNIEST lines in the first part of TMNT 2... my absolute favorite Donny scene of all time is when he is playing with the clown that bounces back and forth and he's all like "Yeah... y-yeaaaah."

That was me... :lol:

This is what I meant of 'borrowing' lines or scenes.

Donny already had the 'Ninja Cowboy' bit, so it kinda evens it out. :D

[NeoBix]

lol true true Ben

[Shadow Leonardo]

Splinter:nothing could've prepared for what happend next. One of them spoke.
Baby Mikey:(eats pizza) pizza! pizza! (laughs and claps hands)

[Leonardo_the_sword_master]

yeeaaa the donny part is funny!!!
*picks up suqeeze thingy* hahahahhaha
*thrughs it at robber*
rowwer rowwr!!!

[NeoBix]

LOL... NINJA COWBOY!! 8)

[XERO]

Here's a quickie:

Remember the skateboard fight with Donatello from TMNT I?

Well, I would 'borrow' that scene, too. :P

And instead of saying "Gangwaaaaaaay!" as I jump off the ramp, I would make another videogame reference:

"SKATE OR DIE!!"

I would also say this at the start of the skateboard level in the first Arcade game. 8)

[KROW]

And Raph would say to you, "SHOW OFF!!"

[Buslady]

#1 movie, just b4 the meditation scene. oh boy *yawn*

What movie is this quote from:
"Leo...if you dragged us out here for nothing..."
"Don't worry, I came prepared! Heh heh!"
"Put those away!"
"Heh!"
What's it from and what scene?

Casey: I'm ready, Horse Brain!

It's HOSE brain.

[Buslady]

Don:I think he's blushing.
Raph: I am not !
Don: I think he's actually turning red.
(Raph throw's sie.)


Don: uhh mybe not.

'course in that bit you can see the hole in the floor where said sai is supposed to hit.

[cowabunga14]

That was funny on the first movie when April's apartment is on fire after the Turtles fight some of the Foot Ninjas and then after the Foot Ninjas cut through the floor with axes.I liked when the telephone answering machine wire cathes on fire completely and falls on that one Foot Ninja's head.That was classic.And April's boss didn't finish the message on the phone. :lol: Great stuff.That Foot Ninja got knocked out. :!:

[XERO]

The sneaking into the TGRI building (TMNT II):

Leo: "Come on, guys."
Mike: "I love this spy stuff."
(They all drop off the giant, red TGRI letters.)
Don: "Ahhh, not much to this place!"
Ben: "Nah..."
Leo: "Donny..."
Don: "Huh?"
Leo: "It doesn't look like there's any night security, but we better move in quiet."
Don: "Yeah..."
Raph: "Come on, Leo! Whaddya say; Let's do it, eh?!"
Mike/Ben/Don: "LET'S DO IT?!" (Laughing)

Inside the building:

Mike: (Raph actually said this line. I'm just switching Turtles. :D ) "Whoa, Times Square City!"
Don: I don't believe it!"
Ben: "Like...videogames in 3D!"
Leo: "Massive!"
Raph: "Whoa, would ya get a load of this crazy joint?!"
Don: "The past returns...I knew we'd find something special!"
Mike: "Well, I'd say special. Look at this!"
Ben: "Hey, where do you put the quarter?"
Leo: "Ben, will you just stop messing around?!"
Ben: "I'm not, I just..."
Don: "Hey, guys...over there!"
(They spot a computer and decide to check it out.)
Ben: "Hmmm, what do you make of it, Donny?"
Don: "Well, I'm not sure. Looks like just a bunch of serial numbers. Let's see, uh...disposed...disposed...disposed!"
Mike: (Has 2 empty canisters) Hey, dudes...we're too late! Like, uh, no deposit no return!"
Don: "Well, except maybe this one!"
Leo: "What do you mean?"
Don: "Look..."
(One canister is still 'ACTIVE')
Leo: "Active..."
Don: "Yeah."
Ben: "Can you bring up the file?"
Don: "Well...I could try...(cracks his knuckles) but if the data base is coded, the whole system might go down."
Raph: "...Do it!"

Welcome to my world. 8)

[Weapon X]

Mike: Pizza dudes got thirty second's.
Don: Hey Mikey, did you ever think about what splinter said tonight? I mean about what it would be like... You know, not having him?
Mike: Hmm... Times up.Three buck's off.

(After seeing critters)
Raph: Ugh! Where do they come up with this stuff?

Raph: Where's Splinter?
Shredder: Ah the rat? So it has a name... It had a name.
Leo: You Lie!
Shredder: Do I.
(Leo runs at shred in ragebut is pinned)
Shredder: He Dies! Weapons! Now!
(Turtles throw there weapons over the edge.)
Shredder: Fool's Ha ha ha. The three of you my have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate will be his!
Turtles: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Buslady]

Jeezus Ben, you're a pretty nice person but dude...you are not a TMNT...you are human.



It's getting annoying.


It was cute at first, but I'm not reading a fanfic...

[zkarlette]

Buslady lets not destroy Ben's dream :)

[Weapon X]

Someone else got tired of it too. I made a post in my TMNT II topic and Ben and NeoBix acted like i was outa line or something.

[zkarlette]

I just dont think there is any harm done on just letting Ben be :wink:

[KROW]

I think it's funny.

[XERO]

No need for attacks, guys.

I was just having a little fun.

I don't mean any harm to anybody.

You're right, I am human, but that doesn't stop me from expressing myself.

I thought that is what these forums are about: To have a good time and to express yourself, not to crush anybody's spirit.

I apologize for anything I done or am doing to annoy anybody.

But I'll always be me.

I'll always be Benvenuto.

And you can't take that away from me.

[zkarlette]

I back that up :D

Just be yourself Ben :wink:

[KROW]

I think it's funny. I like it, Ben.

[XERO]

Thanks, guys. :)

I'd never thought this would happen so soon...

People are starting to get sick of me. :(

[KROW]

"And with an old Renaissance book I found in a sewer drain, I gave them all names. Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, and Benvenuto."

:D :D :D

[Weapon X]

This comes streight from my heart, I'm sorry for what I said. But it's just every time I looked at the two topic's you were making up stuff that you were in scene's. So can we just get back to posting Quotes :( .

[XERO]

It over. :wink:

I forgive you.

I hope you forgive me for annoying you, too. :) It's all love, friend. 8)

I love you guys.

BTW, KROW that quote cheered me up! It's in my sig now. :D

[Weapon X]

I'm glad that's over. I hope nothing else like this will come between all of us.

[Buslady]

Someone else got tired of it too. I made a post in my TMNT II topic and Ben and NeoBix acted like i was outa line or something.

I know he's having fun but after awhile it just gets old. I saw the TMNT II topic posts...and it just got old quick.

[KROW]

I love you guys.

BTW, KROW that quote cheered me up! It's in my sig now. :D

We love you too, Ben. And you're welcome. I stand by my friends.

[Weapon X]

This party really died. Well let me get it started up again
Mike: Hey Donny, looks like this guy's suffering from shell shock.
Don: Too derivative.
Mike: Well I guess we can really shell it out.
Don: Too Clich'e.
Mike: Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
Don: I like it, step up!

[KROW]

The party died when you said you got sick of Ben's quoting. You could have brought that to the PMs but didn't. Your fault.

I always liked the little laugh Mikey spurted when Splinter threw the book at him in the phone booth. Of course, Casey's quotes were great, too.

"That was a crime, you purse-grubbing pukes. And this is uh....the penalty!"

[NeoBix]

YOU KNOW WE LOVE YA BEN!! :D *hugs Benvenuto*

Buslady come on cheer up girl you know we love you too sista!! :D *hugs Buslady*

[Weapon X]

"Where ever you go what ever you do I will be right here waiting for you." :( :cry:

[KROW]

Hmm. I don't believe Richard Marx was in the movies.

[Weapon X]

Just easing the tension baby just easing the tension. It's a joke :lol:

[KROW]

Of course. I laughed but didn't use a smiley. That was quite amusing. :lol:

[Jester]

That was funny on the first movie when April's apartment is on fire after the Turtles fight some of the Foot Ninjas and then after the Foot Ninjas cut through the floor with axes.I liked when the telephone answering machine wire cathes on fire completely and falls on that one Foot Ninja's head.That was classic.And April's boss didn't finish the message on the phone. :lol: Great stuff.That Foot Ninja got knocked out. :!:
Charles: (on the phone) April, it's Charles. I'm sorry there's no other way to put this....You're fired, April. I'm sorry. I know this comes as a blow....
(answering machine wire is cut buy the flames, hiting a Foot Ninja on the head knocking him cold.)
Casey: You can say that again, Chuck!!!
Very funny scene
but of course befor eit there's some funny stuff too....like the
Donny: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks!!!!
Mikey: No Joke, the only thing safe in the woods, would be the trees!!!!
and the ever classic calculating donny....
Donny:Uh, guys. I'm not so sure this is,...uh structurally speaking, such a good time for your buddies to drop in!!!!
Mike: HI-YAH!!!!
(floor boards creak)
Donny: UH OH!!!!
(floor gives way)
Classic!!!

[cowabunga14]

That was a great scene ha ha ha. :lol: I also liked the one when Casey Jones got uncomfortable sleeping in his truck.He also mocked what one of the Turtles said.

[Jester]

the lines following u'r siggy...
Don: The Shredder??? he he!!!
Mike: Maybe all that hardware's for makin' Coleslaw!!!!
and conserning the scene with casey.....lets read subs for an exact quote.....
Casey: Hold it! What's this talk about spending the night down here??
Don: you're a claustraphobic!! He he he!!!
Casey: Wha! You wanna fist in the mouth??
Don: Nuh uh.
Casey: I ain't even looked at another guy!!
April: What he means is your afraid of inclosed areas.
Casey: Afraid? Is that what you think!? I don't have to take this stuff about being afraid. I'm gonna sleep in the truck!!!!
(Turtles and April laugh as casey leaves the lair)
and now we cut away to casey in the truck after the Taps is played for Danny's pizza
Casey: (Mocking April) "Afraid of inclosed areas!!"
(casey tosses and turns, then rolls down the truck's window)

[Weapon X]

Leo: Doe's anyone have any idea who or what this is?
Mike: No, but i bet he never asked for a can opener before.



Mike: Now.. at what point did we lose control here?
Don: Somebody oughtta tell him.. were the good guy's.
Raph: Any thought's?
Leo: I've only got one thought... this guy know's were splinter is!
(Shredder turtns and looks.)
Turtles: AAARRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit by Machi: clean clean, I love to clean...]

[Jester]

Leo: Doe's anyone have any idea who or what this is?
Mike: No, but i bet he never asked for a can opener before.
ha....that's a funny one too.....i love the little asides and one liners in movies and TV....
My all tinme favorite buffy line is in the episode where she's convinced her roommate is a deamon and she gets so woorked up she kicks a bench in half, after that oz says this:
"Well on the plus side, you did take out that bench, which was looking a bit shifty."
CLASSIC!!!!!
ok i gotta quot splinter and shredder now.....
Splinter: Yes oroku Saki....I know who u are....we met many years ago in the home of my master.... HAMATO YOSHI!!!!!
Raph: It's him!!
Shredder: u!!! Now i will finnish what i began with ur ear!!!!! HUWAAAA!!!!
(splinter turns with the strike, catching shredder's spear with a pair of mikey's disguarded chucks)
Death comes for us all oroku saki but something much worse comer for u....fo when u die it will be.....
(saki reaches for a knife and throws it at the rat. Splinter catches it in the air...releasing the spear....saki falls)
Splinter: (cont) without honnor!!!!!

[XERO]

Shredder's decree:

Shredder: "Money cannot buy the honor which you have earned tonight. You make us all proud. (bows to Foot soldier recruit) Only effort...discipline...loyalty, earn the right to wear the Dragon dogi. You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is you family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy...Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together, we will punish these...CREATURES! These...TURTLES!"

[Weapon X]

Leo: Are you crazy!
Raph:Yea, Leo, I'm crazy ok?A loonie... Ok?
Leo: Why?
Raph: Why? Why? Oh I don't know... cuz I wanted to redecorate... You know a couple throw pillows a TV new's reporter.. What do you think?

[XERO]

Pizza Delivery:

Pizza Guy: (whistles) "Noooow....122...122 and an eighth? 122... and an 1/8. Terrific. Where the heck is 122 and an 1/8?"
Mike: "You're standin' on it, dude! (slides a $10 bill in the sewer rain cover) Just slip it down here. (Pizza Guy slides pizza box inside only to have it snatched) Dooooh...Give me that!"
Pizza Guy: "Hey...this is a $10! The tab's $13!"
Mike: "You're 2 minutes late, dude!"
Pizza Guy: "Aww, come on, I couldn't find the place!"
Mike: "Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"
Pizza Guy: "...I gotta get a new route...And I thought I'd delivered everywhere..."

[cowabunga14]

I liked the part on the first movie when Casey laid on that swinging chair on the porch while he ate an apple. The chair couldn't handle his weight so the arm rest towards were his feet were at broke the chain.That was funny.He thought he was Mr.Fix-It.Ha ha ha ha ha. :lol:

[Midnight_Tanuki]

"This is your family. I am your father."

anyone notice something here.. say I dunno, the main villain in a helmet and black cape saying "I am your father"

[Jester]

I liked the part on the first movie when Casey laid on that swinging chair on the porch while he ate an apple. The chair couldn't handle his weight so the arm rest towards were his feet were at broke the chain.That was funny.He thought he was Mr.Fix-It.Ha ha ha ha ha. :lol:
April: DONATELLO!!!!!
Casey: Oh he's out with the others exercising, doin' somethin' together. I don't know. Want some help??
April: I don't know...
Casey: I am your man, I am Mr. Fix-it!!
April: Alright, lets go!!
Casey: Lead the way, toots....
April: Toots!?
Casey: Babe.....sweetcakes.....ah....Princess.....wanna throw me a clue here, I'm drownin'???
April: You know what that's ok, I'll take care of it myself.
Casey: Fine that's up to you. just don't come around askin' for my help anymore.
April: I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last thing on the face of this planet!!
Casey: It's coming along nicely....
(the swing Casey's sitting in falls hard to the floor he looks at the chain abopve his head)

[Weapon X]

Mike:And i thought insurence salesmen were pushy!

Raph: A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me... you didn't pay money for this.

[edit by Machi: Just cleaning up some of the double posts.. :D ]

[KROW]

Okay. Now is this double-posting really necessary?

[cowabunga14]

I liked the part on the first movie when Casey laid on that swinging chair on the porch while he ate an apple. The chair couldn't handle his weight so the arm rest towards were his feet were at broke the chain.That was funny.He thought he was Mr.Fix-It.Ha ha ha ha ha. :lol:
April: DONATELLO!!!!!
Casey: Oh he's out with the others exercising, doin' somethin' together. I don't know. Want some help??
April: I don't know...
Casey: I am your man, I am Mr. Fix-it!!
April: Alright, lets go!!
Casey: Lead the way, toots....
April: Toots!?
Casey: Babe.....sweetcakes.....ah....Princess.....wanna throw me a clue here, I'm drownin'???
April: You know what that's ok, I'll take care of it myself.
Casey: Fine that's up to you. just don't come around askin' for my help anymore.
April: I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last thing on the face of this planet!!
Casey: It's coming along nicely....
(the swing Casey's sitting in falls hard to the floor he looks at the chain abopve his head) That was funny Jester.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. :lol:

[XERO]

Casey vs. Tatsu:

Tatsu: "Hmmph!"
Casey: "Hmmph! HMMPH!! Now, you know, a little uh...(makes spraying noise) Primatene might just help clear that up th- *SMACK!*...That's gonna cost you, Tinkerbell! *SMACK!* UHH!! I don't thi... I don't think that you're listening... *BASH!* You know...I'm staring to pick up...on a little...language barrier thing goin' on here- *SMACK* OOHHHH!! *SMACK* UHHHH!!" *SMACK!!*
(Casey flies head first into some boxes. He sees a golf club. Tatsu is coming after him...)
Casey: "HA!!"
*BONK!!*
Tatsu: "OHHHH!! Ohh...oh...ohh..."
(Casey sets up)
Casey: "FORE!!" *SMACK!*
(Tatsu is airborne...)
*CRASH!!*
(Hole in one!)
Casey: (Kisses club) "I'll never call golf a dull game again!"