My Raphael ,RPGS

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

I have started my own Raphael RPG
Me as Raphaels Girlfreind :x

[Jade Green]

...right.

I think it would be more fun to have an rpg where you, or your character rather, wasn't Raphael's "girlfriend"... that way you can work through the relationship and become Raphael's "girlfriend." *Shrug* Just sayin', but do what you want.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphael left the lair to visit his girlfriend Raphsgirl2004 who Raphael had eyes for but he wounld never look at no other girl because his heart belongs to her , I was waiting for Raphael my BOY FRIEND,I wounld never at no other boy I loved Raphael with all my heart,I was worried by a dream I kept havingIt worried me so much I did not want it to come true.In the dream me and Raphael had broken up we not boyfriend and girlfriend any more that made me very upset,I kept thinking its just a dream it never come true,I just
getting over from being not well this was the last thing I needed,I waited for
Raphael to come In the window as always he did and give me a big hug and a
kiss and tell me that he loved me. :x

[Jade Green]

Raphael left the lair to visit his girlfriend Raphsgirl2004 who Raphael had eyes for but he wounld never look at no other girl because his heart belongs to her , I was waiting for Raphael my BOY FRIEND,I wounld never at no other boy I loved Raphael with all my heart,I was worried by a dream I kept havingIt worried me so much I did not want it to come true.In the dream me and Raphael had broken up we not boyfriend and girlfriend any more that made me very upset,I kept thinking its just a dream it never come true,I just
getting over from being not well this was the last thing I needed,I waited for
Raphael to come In the window as always he did and give me a big hug and a
kiss and tell me that he loved me. :x

:roll: I'm sorry, but no.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

I had just met the nicest man I counld ever meet his name is Raphael he really
counld understand what had happened to me I was human once ,on that day
I fell into some green goo my life was changed and my body was changed into half human and half turtle.In other words I was just like Raphael my boy-
friend to be,Iwas hoping that counld become Raphael's girlfriend. :x

[Jade Green]

I had just met the nicest man I counld ever meet his name is Raphael he really
counld understand what had happened to me I was human once ,on that day
I fell into some green goo my life was changed and my body was changed into half human and half turtle.In other words I was just like Raphael my boy-
friend to be,Iwas hoping that counld become Raphael's girlfriend. :x

...Right, what ever you say.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

I told my friends About Raphael :x

[Jade Green]

Ooh, you told your friends? What did they say, did they believe you? Did they think you were insane for dating a giant mutant ninja turtle? Oh, wait, you're half turtle too, right? How did they react when they saw the new you? Did they scream and run away? "OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT THING THAT SORT OF LOOKS LIKE OUR OLD FRIEND?! RUN AWAY BEFORE IT EATS US!"

Oh! Oh! I have another question, more than one, actually. How did Raphael react when he found out you told your friends about him? I mean, after all, he's been working hard for a long time not to be noticed or seen by the general public and here you go announcing you're dating him. If I were Raph, I'd be pretty pissed. In fact, if I were Raph, I'd dump you and be done with it. Has he complained about what you did yet? Or does he not know?

Can I tell him of your betrayal? PLEASE??? :D

Then he'll go and start dating someone else. Not me, of course, I'm taken but I'm pretty sure that a lot of the girls 'round here wouldn't mind a chance with him. Lets see... Kali likes him, I think. TMNT_Forever_Fangirl would you date Raph? Or are you a Donatello fan? Oh! -Savannah- you like Raph, right?

What is the point that I'm getting at? Well, all of that is simply me trying to catch your darn attention because you're obviously not reading my replies. You really need to start learning what the words 'Role Play Game' really mean. Firstly, a game -- unless it is solitare -- is played with more than one person and I assure you that RPG is not a form of solitare. Secondly, the words 'Role Play' mean that you take on a role, (a character) and actually play them out.

On this bored, the way you would 'play them out' is by writing thier interactions with other characters such as Raphael, Splinter, Shredder, etc... usually, someone else will be playing the part of Raphael, Splinter, or Shredder unless there are a limited amount of people to play them. Why don't you take a look at 'Grim Surprises' or some of the other RPGs on this sight and see how we play them? I think you might actually like the idea once you give it a try.

[KROW]

Can I be Raph? I'm in the mood for love.

[-Savannah-]

-AHEM! I like the hothead, but not like like, though. Hmmm... Not exactly my type. But he's still my favorite. :) -

[azure turtle]

Can I be Raph? I'm in the mood for love.
Hey! What about me? I could play a cassanova Raph. Here, I'll give an example of myself...

Azure walked into the turtle lair, and there, sitting on the couch before him, was the most beautiful turtle he'd ever seen. Venus was lazily sifting through an issue of "Heavy Metal" when Azure slowly approached.

"Oh, Venus my love!" he crooned. "How long will you sit there and read your adult magazines before you realize that you have captured my heart? Oh, how it skips a beat whenever I lay my eyes upon you. Your beautiful skin as green and gentle as the sea, and your eyes the hazel color of the most delicate and exotic coffee bean. Please, won't you accept me as your turtle in shining shell? I shall never leave your side, and I will forever protect you from the dangers of being erased from all of TMNT history!"

Venus lowered her magazine and stared at Azure. She frowned. "Look, I told you once, and I'll say it again. Get a life."

Defeated, Azure slowly walked back towards Krow, Jade Green, and Savanna. "That didn't go as I planned... However, I shall not rest until Venus becomes mine!" :x :x :x

[Jade Green]

Jade's eyes grow wide and she grabs Azure's hand. "I'LL TAKE YOU!"

There is a tap on Jade's shoulder, Randi doesn't look all too pleased. "Ahem. Firstly, Jade, you have a boyfriend... or did you forget? And secondly... I'm the single one of us two!"

"I... thought you liked Mikey?" Jade, feigning innocence.

"Jade, I'm your creation, you..." She scoffs, "Never mind..."

[tmnt_forever_fangirl]

Mikey comes up behind Randi. "Really? Ya like me?" He rests a hand on her shoulder. "Or are ya just pulling my Shell?"

Forever comes up behind him. "All right, Mikey...stop while you're still ahead..." Pulls him away. Sees Azure, Jade and Randi. "Hey, what's up, guys?"

((Sorry, just thought I'd join in on the fun...lol))

[-Savannah-]

Savannah rolls her eyes in embarrassment. "Oh lord. Please save me from certain death." she said with sarcaism.

[KROW]

Suddenly Casey barges in.

"GOONGALA!" he screams, and passes out.

[tmnt_forever_fangirl]

Forever stares at Casey with wide eyes. "Is he...??"
Mikey bends down, waving his hand in front of Casey's face. "Yo, dude...hey, you okay?" Pauses and waits.

[KROW]

Casey awakens to find his friends hovering over him.

"I saw the most amazing thing! There were four police cars chasing a black ORV! Sirens blaring, gunshots firing everywhere; it was the most amazing thing I ever saw!"

[tmnt_forever_fangirl]

Mikey shakes his head. "Oh, yeah...he's okay."

Forever sighs and holds her head.

[Jade Green]

Mikey shakes his head. "Oh, yeah...he's okay."

Forever sighs and holds her head.

"Suddenly, I think I want to be a lesbian." Randi muttered, looking around at all the guys. "Venus? Mars? do either of you want a girlfriend?"

Jade shakes her head, "Geeze, you're always like this, if some you like actually likes you, you pretend not to like them and do sh!te like this."

[-Savannah-]

Savannah shook her head, her hands in her jean pockets. Her cowboy hat tilted slightly on her head, hiding her eyes. She hated people seeing her expression. She was also wearing a white blouse, and boots. She was going to go horseback riding in a while.

[KROW]

Casey looked around at everyone. An expression of confusion crossed his maskless face.

"What the hell is with you guys? What's with all this 'Real World' crap? Let's go outside and find that black ORV the cops were chasin' and nail those crooks' asses to the wall!"

He stands there, and could swear he heard a cricket chirp, even in the sewers.

"Fine! I guess I'll go all by myself if none o' yuz gots any guts for it! C'mon, Raph! I know you'll be interested! Let's kick some lowlife trash!"

[Buslady]

oh god no comment

[azure turtle]

Casey looked around at everyone. An expression of confusion crossed his maskless face.

"What the hell is with you guys? What's with all this 'Real World' crap? Let's go outside and find that black ORV the cops were chasin' and nail those crooks' asses to the wall!"

He stands there, and could swear he heard a cricket chirp, even in the sewers.

"Fine! I guess I'll go all by myself if none o' yuz gots any guts for it! C'mon, Raph! I know you'll be interested! Let's kick some lowlife trash!"
Azure perked up after hearing what Casey had to say. "Oh! Let me come with you, Casey! Being brave in the face of danger shall surely prove my love to the beautiful Venus!"

"Whatever," replied Venus. She continued reading her magazine.

Azure grabbed the anime mallet of doom and stood by Casey. "Just you wait, my darling rosebud! I'll conquer the evil ones in your name and return home victorious!" He turned his attention back to the vigilante. "By the way, since when did you start enjoying flicks like the Goonies?"

[-Savannah-]

Azure grabbed the anime mallet of doom and stood by Casey. "Just you wait, my darling rosebud! I'll conquer the evil ones in your name and return home victorious!" He turned his attention back to the vigilante. "By the way, since when did you start enjoying flicks like the Goonies?"

-Okay. *chuckle* :roll: Is that from Shakespear? :lol: -

[Jade Green]

Jade watches the scene thoughtfully. "I've been told I look like one of the goonies..."

"Suddenly, I invision what's-his-face with the messed up face." Randi said, smirking. "I can see the resemblance, both of you have a dim look in your eyes."

"Hey!" Jade growled, "I look like one of the girls, jeeze! And you resemble that guy more than I do! You're bald."

"At least I can pull it off, unlike Jenny Craig." Randi shrugged, "And you're right, you do look like one of the girls... and I know which one."

"Which?"

"The nerd."

[-Savannah-]

Savannah chuckled. "Way to go Randi. You finally found a way to shut 'er up!" she laughed.

[azure turtle]

-Okay. *chuckle* :roll: Is that from Shakespear? :lol: -
I did not know Shakespeare wrote about anime mallets of doom. :teek:

[tmnt_forever_fangirl]

Laughs at Azure's confused expression. "Hey, Venus, your boyfriend's kinda cute when he's confused like that!"

[-Savannah-]

Casey looked around at everyone. An expression of confusion crossed his maskless face.

"What the hell is with you guys? What's with all this 'Real World' crap? Let's go outside and find that black ORV the cops were chasin' and nail those crooks' asses to the wall!"

He stands there, and could swear he heard a cricket chirp, even in the sewers.

"Fine! I guess I'll go all by myself if none o' yuz gots any guts for it! C'mon, Raph! I know you'll be interested! Let's kick some lowlife trash!"

"Is is it just me or is Casey jumping to conclusions, yet again?" Savannah said, pulling her cowboy hat down further on the front of her face.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl2004 stood with her two friends Waiting for Raphael to take her on a
date . :x

[azure turtle]

Venus frowned at TFF. "He is NOT my boyfriend!"

Meanwhile, Azure stood by the door, waiting for Casey Jones to get up. He still wanted to prove his bravery and take Venus out for a date.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl2004 looked at Venus and said "I did not know you had a boyfriend

[Jade Green]

Jade Green grabs her chest and lets out an astonished gasp. "Could it be? RaphsGirl is actually interacting with OTHERS! Who knows, maybe she'll make a role play character next?"

[-Savannah-]

"*gasp*! So it is true!" Savannah said sarcastically. She smirked and pulled her cowboy hat down over her eyes.

[Ra]

((can i join in? :evilgrin: please?))

[Jade Green]

"You have to ask, Ra?" Jade smirks, "I see no reason why you can't."

[Ra]

Ra growled as she steped in "why did everyone forget about me?" she looked about. "man i'm hungry. anyone up for Chinese Takeout?"

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl said "I counld go for a Chinase Take Away thanks Ra" :x

[Ra]

Ra blinks wide. "err...is it just me, or did raphsgirl just speck out to us for a second time?" she shrugs. "Ah well. i'm about to go topside. any last minute orders for lunch?"

[tmnt_forever_fangirl]

TFF raises her hand, huge smile on face. "I'm in the mood for chinese!!" Smiles at Ra. "So glad to have you join us!! Here, have a :mango:, Ra!!"

Mikey takes the :mango:'s away from her. "That's enough talk about :mango:'s already!" He looks back at Azure. "See what you got her into, Azure??"

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl said "Wait I am going to find Raphael and see he wants to go topside
with us" Ra said "Sure thing Raphsgirl" :x

[Jade Green]

"Sweet and sour chicken for me, Ra" Jade says. "And 'Raphsgirl', how the heck are you controlling what Ra says?"

"General Tso Chicken for me." Randi nodded. "And I want to know that too... Hey Raph! you hungry?"

From inside Raph's room, "I ain't hungry!" 'Click' his door locks.

[tmnt_forever_fangirl]

TFF looks at Raph'sGirl. "Yeah...how can you control Ra?" Looks back at Randi and Jade. "Wanna :mango:?"

Mikey tackles TFF and grabs the :mango:'s from her. "What did I just tell you about those damned :mango:'s?!" *hears Raph's shout* Ooohhh...Raphy's up...*goes to bug Raph*

[-Savannah-]

Savannah chuckles, "O.o Here comes another bro to bro boxing sessions." She shook her head, taking off her hat and plyaing with her long hair.

[azure turtle]

Venus threw down her magazine on the coffee table in anger. "He's NOT my boyfriend!" She gets off the couch in a huff, and heads for the kitchen.

Little cupids danced about Azure's head, as his eyes turned into hearts. "Isn't she just wonderful?" he says dreamily.

Mikey takes the :mango:'s away from her. "That's enough talk about :mango:'s already!" He looks back at Azure. "See what you got her into, Azure??"

Azure snaps out of his trance. "Hey, not my fault that TFF's become a mango convert. She chose by her own free will to follow the ways of the mango!" Azure begins to perform the ancient mango dance in praise of the mighty tropical fruit. Legend has it that this dance was taught to the mango followers by the gods themselves!

[Kali]

Whap!

The latest issue of Shonen Jump comes flying at Azure’s head. ((Sorry, was the only thing I had on hand. :P ))

“Why is it that every time I come here, I’m surrounded by mangoes?” Kali retrieved her magazine. “At least they’re normal ones. Those blue ones are creepy.”

[tmnt_forever_fangirl]

"Hey, there, Kali!!" TFF jumps down in front of her and smiles wildly, obviously in a hyper mood, with a bowl full of more :mango:'s in her arms. "Here, have a :mango:!" Tilts her head in confusion. "Why doesn't Kali like :mango:'s???"

Mikey glares down at the :mango:'s in her arms. He looks at Kali. "Someone take those things off of her!!!"

TFF runs around the room in circles before following Venus. "Hide these!!!" Places the :mango:'s in her arms.

[Machias Banshee]

*pokes her head into the thread*

Did someone say Mangoes?

:mango: :mango: :mango:

(Heh, I couldnt resist.. :lol: Azure, youre so cute..)

[KROW]

Casey looks around, pissed.

"Fine! If none o' youse got any damn guts to fight crime tonight, I'll go by myself! Some heroes you turned out to be. Irresponsible, lazy, irritatin' mutants!"

Casey gathers his gear and walks near the exit. He looks back one last time.

"If you ungrateful jokers get the urge to do somethin' productive, turn the news on. You might see a report on how some lowlife goons got creamed by an unknown circumstance, or a random act of violence leaving one guy dead in a gutter. Either way, you ought to be entertained while drinkin' your damn liquor and partyin' your hearts out. See ya'!"

Casey leaves, sliding his mask over his face.

[-Savannah-]

Casey looks around, pissed.

"Fine! If none o' youse got any damn guts to fight crime tonight, I'll go by myself! Some heroes you turned out to be. Irresponsible, lazy, irritatin' mutants!"

Casey gathers his gear and walks near the exit. He looks back one last time.

"If you ungrateful jokers get the urge to do somethin' productive, turn the news on. You might see a report on how some lowlife goons got creamed by an unknown circumstance, or a random act of violence leaving one guy dead in a gutter. Either way, you ought to be entertained while drinkin' your damn liquor and partyin' your hearts out. See ya'!"

Casey leaves, sliding his mask over his face.

Rolling her eyes with her arms folded, Savannah muttered, "Here he goes again, pretty soon we'll be saving HIM from the gutter." under her breath.

[Ra]

TFF looks at Raph'sGirl. "Yeah...how can you control Ra?"

Ra raises an eyebrow "hey, you haven't heard of the power of voodoo dolls? and by the way, i'm off to get the Chinese!" and with that, Ra jumps out onto her fearsome dragon, Bob, so she can get the food. Bob looks back at his master

"Hey Ra? what about Raph'sGirl and Raph?" Ra looks back at Bob

"Do ya want drool all over you're scales?"

[azure turtle]

(( *glomps Machi* :anime: ))

Azure gets smacked by Kali's magazine, interrupting his sacred dance. "Aiiee! Kali, what'd ya do that for? I was trying to please the great mango gods!" He shakes himself off, then ponders Kali's comment about blue mangos. Azure quickly digs through the couch cushins and finds what he's looking for. He presents a blue mango to Kali while grinning proudly. The mango let out a small sparkle. "I've been saving this for a while! Thanks for reminding me. It should be pretty ripe now."

Azure runs off to the kitchen to see if Venus would be interested in sharing the rare and exotic fruit.

[-Savannah-]

Laughing, she fiddled with something in her pocket.

[Garou]

"Huh? Wait, wait Ra, I want some noodles while you're at it!!!!!" Garou calls, waving her paws like a maniac chibi.

[Kali]

Kali watched Azure leave the room. “Where do you think you’re going with that!” She stormed after him. “Those things are dangerous! They cause anything from rejection of gravity to communicating with inanimate objects!"

[tmnt_forever_fangirl]

TFF glances up from rumaging through the fridge in the kitchen to stare at Kali, Azure and Venus. "Hrm? Did someone say talking to inanimate objects??" *shakes head* "Don't bother...Mikey already does that!"

"Hey!! I HEARD that!!"

"It was MEANT to be heard!!!" *throws a :mango: at Mike*

[Ra]

Ra (thankfully) heard Garou's last request for noodles and ordered them along with everyone elses Chinese takeout. the guy at the drivethrough window looked at her.

"Is that all?" Ra thought for a second

"Oh! and some fortune cookies thanks!"

"Just a reminder -" he added before moving her on. "next time, please use a car for the drive through and not an oversized beanbag." Bob glared at him as he flew out with Ra with the takeout and down to the sewers where more mayhem could be caused...

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl looked at everybody and said *I like mango too you can do your
dance for us :lol:

[Ra]

Ra came in with the Chinesetake out just in time to hear that and grined her most evil grin ever known to mankind

[Garou]

"Ra!," Garou smiles, "Get over here, I'm starving..."

[Ra]

Ra kept her grin as she tossed Garou the requested noodles. "okay, i've got the Chinese and mango flavored fortune cookies. and since i've gone to all of this trouble, i expect something in return..." Azure tried hiding his pride and joy to late. Ra had taken her chance and stolen the sacred fruit and was running away with it with evil laughter ringing throughout the lair

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl called out to Raphael "Raphie Baby the take alway is here" :D

[Jester]

*Jester peeps down a manhole*
this is even to weird for me...
*closes the manhole and starts to run for the hills...then realizes something....*
Hey, Raphie Boy....wanna blow this lemonade stand and catch the new Segal flick?? I hear he blows up a whole squad of dudes with just a pistol and one bullet....:P

[azure turtle]

*walks into the random RPG*
Yo jester, what's the haps, dawg?! :anime:
*does the funky chicken and makes a grand exit, complete with fireworks*

[Ra]

Ra: *blink* that.........was.........random....... *looks at the mango, shrugs and throws it out a conviniantly placed window*

[azure turtle]

An angry voice yells from outside the window. "HEY! Quit throwing yer tropical fruits at people! It ain't nice, ya know!"

Azure shrugs, and decides to follow the mango out the window. He waves happily at Ra before taking the plunge. Then the angry voice speaks yet again. "And quit throwin' yer blue turtles, too! They make even bigger messes on the sidewalk than mangos!"

Azure: :dead:

[Jade Green]

Raph: *tries to sneak out of the place with out being noticed*

Randi: *looks up from eatin' her share of the chinese and blinks* Wait... Azure's Blue? I thought he was just a really dark color of green.

Jade: ...Ignore Randi, she knows not what she says.

[Garou]

Garou: *Muffles with her mouth filled with noodles* What'f fhat all afout?

Angel: Hey, it's not polite to speak with your mouth full...

Garou: Whafefer.... *Burps*

[Ra]

Ra: err....Azure? *picks up a reeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllyyy long stick and pokes Azure with it*
Bob: *from outside* is he alive?
Ra: i don't know. i just like poking things! *grins and keeps on poking Azure with the stick*
Raph: *is getting closer to the lair's exit...*

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl looked at Raphael "Oh Raph we are so good togther" :D :lol:

[-Savannah-]

-Uh, raphsgirl, not be rude but, PLEASE stop that! Its SOOOOO annoying!!! :sick:

[Jester]

*puts hos arm around his buddy Raphie's shoulders and whispers in his ears*
She thinks u love her...i suggest you....RUN!!!!!!
*bolts a second time frommthis uber-creepy thread*

[KROW]

Suddenly, Casey barges in and stands in front of Raphael, his hockey stick spinning in his hands.

"Go, Raph! Go! Take evasive action! I'll cover ya'!"

He peers at raphsgirl.

"Easy, hot mama. Just relax an' everything'll be fine. Be cool. I don't wann hafta use this."

[-Savannah-]

Savannah: *chuckles lightly* YOUR in for it now raphsgirl...

[Ra]

Ra looks at Casey, to Raphsgirl, and back to the two blue smears on the sidewalk "I've gotta get outta here!" affter sommoning a novelty sized spatular to lift up the blue mutant, Ra tries to make a brake for it

of corse, she put Azure in the most unconviniant spot :P

[Garou]

Garou looks up from the noodles, soya sauce covering her entire snout.

"Am I missin' somethin'?"

[Jester]

*notices Casey facing off with raphsgirl*
Need a hand there Case? I'm willing to help ya save Raphie.

[Ra]

Garou looks up from the noodles, soya sauce covering her entire snout.

"Am I missin' somethin'?"
Ra looked at the picture before her - Casey waveing his bats about in front of a stunned raphsgirl and Jester looking eagerly on with Azure knocked out right in the middle of it. "Err...you could say that..."

[tmnt_forever_fangirl]

As Mikey eats his share of the Chinese food with Randi, TFF grabs Azure by the feet and drags him away from the scene, leaving a trail of :mango:'s behind her. "You guys have fun, now!" she smiles and quickly disappears with the passed out Azure...
"Kali's gonna kill me..." she just giggles at what she just said.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl draws her sais out of her backpack crosses the sais to start to
attack casey Raphsgirl*I may not be Raphael I can sill fight you* :evilgrin:

[Ra]

Ra looks at the fight that just erupted "Ack!" ...before getting pulled right into it. "Hey, ah, just...OUCH! Casey, that was my foot! NO! Watch the shoge!" ...everyone else could only stare in shock...

[KROW]

Casey's eyes widen as Ra gets tugged into his stick-twirling.

"Whoooooa! Hold it, honey! Easy! You're gonna--," he exclaims before falling backward on his spine. He falls hard, landing atop his golf bag, which held three bats, two golf clubs (nine irons, to be exact), a croquet mallet, and a cricket stick. Upon landing, the vigilante utters a loud, "Woof!" which signifies the wind pushing completely out of him. He sits up as soon as his lungs begin working again. He rubs the lower ribcage on his left side.

"Ow... my pancreas..."

[Ra]

((heh, I just got the pancreas thing :lol: ))

The fight paused for a second, Ra with the rope end of her shoge tangled over lamps, the couch, Raphsgirl, and other odd things while holding the tip of it at Raphsgirls' sai ends, that were aimed square at her throat. "Well, Casey's out" She shrugs and starts fighting with Raphsgirl again, where a huge fight cloud develops and a group of World Wide Wrestling fans gather around out of no where and start chanting "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!..."

[Garou]

Garou looks up after finishing her noodles and eyes the fight going on not far away. Her eyes widens, as she jumps over the crowd of fans and lands in the middle of the cloud.

"GIRLFIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Jade Green]

By this time, Raphael had safely made it out of the lair thanks to those willing to distract the dreaded Raphsgirl. "What kinda name is that?" Raph grumbles as he goes down the sewer tunnel. "It's even stupid for a Stalker... yeesh."

[Ra]

Ra's eyes widened as Garou's weight was piled on top of her. And with Raphsgirl and some over-excited spectators straight on the pile, making Ra at the very bottom, there was reason to start to think along the lines of "Hmm...am I crushing someone?" Ra then couldn't take it and started to fight with everyone again, causing another fight cloud. Leo looks at the fight cloud and sighs before reading the paper again while eating fortune cookies. Don just got up, about to brake up the fight before Mike pulled him back down into his seat. "Mikey, I'm trying to stop this!" Don cried. Mike shook his head.

"No way bro! Were making some green!" He then continued to count the money people had put on the coffee table as bets to who would win the fight

[Ryona]

Across the room, an alien sitting at a table watches all the madness, then takes a swig of beer after saying

"I'm either too drunk or not drunk enough..."




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[Ra]

Just then, another alian popped up, oblivious to the fight. "Hey Bob! What are you doing wagging the job? We have an old couple in Texus to turn crazy!"

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl said *Conuld you get yer foot off my shell*

[Ra]

Ra tilted her head as she came out of the fight cloud with a black eye. "Don't look at me." She said before getting pulled back into the fight cloud again

[Ryona]

Then, all of a sudden, the Three Stooges AND the Marx Brothers showed up and started throwing pies at everyone.

Thus the big pie fight began.

[Ra]

Ra screamed as a bannana cream pie splatted on her head. She growled as she tried getting it out of her hair. "That's it! FOOD FIGHT!"

[KROW]

Casey looked on and said, "Just like Animal House! YEEEEAH!"

He then proceeded to pick up a pie and toss it, but got hit in the face with one. He tried again, but got hit once more. Upon every attempt to rear back and throw his pie, he was struck. He stopped, pointed at someone, and hit himself with the pie.

"HAHAHAHA! Nyeh!"

Casey got hit again, and groaned.

[Jester]

*Jester looks around the room* Most fun I've had as on a birthday before...YEHAW!

[Ra]

Ra grins as she mushes a birthday pie into Jeter's face. "One for many more to come!" She laughs

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl saw the pie and thew at Garou

[Storm Wolf]

*slides in unannounced and uninvited and tosses a pie at Raphsgirl*

Thought I smelled pie and decided to join the party! *ducks as a pie flys over her head* This looks like fun *rubs paws together*

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

The pie runs down raphsgirl's face *YUK* :lol:

[Storm Wolf]

WHOOO! *does the happy dance* :P

[Ra]

Ra grinned at Storm Wolf's apperance. "YES! Now that Stormy has arrived, there will be no boundries with this RPG!" Everyone stops throwing pies and stares at Ra, clearly not knowing they're in a RPG. Ra's eyes dart about before she makes a desicion. "LET'S GET READY TO RUUMMMBBBBLLLLLLEEEEE!!!!" As she says this, she throws a pie at everyone except Casey. He gets a cheesecake in his face

[Storm Wolf]

RPG..... *gets walloped in the face with a pie* ACK!

*Licks the pie off her muzzle* OOO?! Was that Key Lime pie?

*picks up a can of Cool Whip and says in a booming voice* Now! Prepare for mass destruction!

*Shoots whip cream at Ra and the others* HAHAHA!

[Ra]

Ra screamed a peircing "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" as whipped cream sprayed all over her hair. Panting horsely, she noticed whipped cream on her bandanna. Her eyes narrowed into aggression as she stood up. "You messed up my bandanna." Ra's voice was cold and monotone, but it was obvious that Stormy was in for something that she wouldn't forget for a loooonnnggg time. "You...are...so...DEAD!" With that, Ra got out the machine gun that she had long lost in these forms ages ago but now has been found again here, loaded the gun with pies and cream, and fired them all at Storm Wolf, laughing manicaly

[Storm Wolf]

:o *eyes grow wide* Oh dear god no!"

*gets hit by several pies before flipping a table and hiding behind it* "Of coarse you know this means war!"

*gets out her remote hovering pies* "HAHA! Never enter a food fight without a few of these!"

*uses the control to send pies flying in Ra's direction*

[Ra]

Ack! Not a- *her words get drowned by the hovering pies. She licks her lips* Hey, this is cherry. I hate cherry! :mad: *scoops up raw dough like a snow ball and throws it in Storm's direction*

[Storm Wolf]

Cherry? I could have swore I bought spiced pumpkin...

*see's the flying dough* AAAIIIEEE!

*runs and the dough chases her* What the-?

*dives into the closet and shuts the door* HAHAH! You'll never win!

*hears a knock at the door* Wha?

*opens the door* Yes?

*gets hit in the face with the dough*

[KROW]

Casey barges in through some random door.

"It's muffin time!" he shouts, and proceeds to chuck freshly-baked muffins at everything that moves, including his own shadow.

"Come an' get 'em! They've got frosting! WOO-HOO!"

[Ryona]

*Ryona runs in yelling SPAM!, then runs back out*

[Ra]

Ra laughes. "Ahh...randomness...my home soil." She says as she rubs her hands together. Just then, she got a muffin in her face and starts crying with happiness. "I've missed having that done to me...only with rotton eggs."

[Storm Wolf]

Stormy heaves at the thought of rotten eggs. "Ewww! You miss that?", she coughs.

Stormy opens her mouth to say more, but a fresh baked muffin is tossed in her direction and hits her square in the nose "OOOOOWWWWW!", She covers her nose and tears well up in her eyes "That hurt." she muffles beneath her paws.

[Ra]

Ra starts laughing and crying when she thinks of the rotton eggs and the angry farmers that threw them at her when a muffin got her in the mouth. She chewed and sighed. "All we need now are random celebrities coming in and I'll die happy."

[Storm Wolf]

Ra starts laughing and crying when she thinks of the rotton eggs and the angry farmers that threw them at her when a muffin got her in the mouth. She chewed and sighed. "All we need now are random celebrities coming in and I'll die happy."

Stormy rolls her eyes "Right....like any celebrity would wander into the 'Drome."
Picks up a muffin and is about to toss it at Ra when William Shatner walks in, preaching about Priceline.com. " What the...?" She drops the muffin in surprise "Who's next?"

[The Stryker]

Stryker walks in with Dave Chappelle.

"Hey have you met my friend Dave chappelle?" When stryker looks back Chappelle is gone and a note is left behind. "Went to africa"

"D'oh!"

[Storm Wolf]

*points and laughs at Stryker*

HAHAH! YOU GO- *gets pied in the face*

Hey! That's not fa- *gets pied again*

[Lady Venus]

Teleports into the lair and said, "WHAT THE SHELL IS GOING ON HERE?"

[The Stryker]

*pies Lady Mew2*

That is whats going on....PIE!!!

*Pies myself*

[Lady Venus]

"You're a died man Stryker." I said as I wiped the pie off.

"Barrier!" I yell as a shield form around me.

"No one can hit me now." I said. I lowerd my shied and throw a carrot cake at Stryker. It hit him in the face and I raised my shield again.

[Storm Wolf]

Hey.... since when did this fight include cake?

*gets out her pie bazooka and fires at Lady Mew2 and Stryker*

Eat pie! *evil laugh* :evilgrin:

[Lady Venus]

"Missed me Stormy." I said as I dodge the pie.

[The Stryker]

Crap... *Rkos Stormy into a Pie*

I'll get you one day LadyMew2

[Ryona]

*Ryona tosses in a couple more spam to the already huge spam fest, then yells as she's leaving...*

"SPAM!"


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/Ryo_Saeba/SPAM.gif

[Lady Venus]

*Catches the spam and throw at Stryker again.*

"When pigs fly you will." I told him.

[Storm Wolf]

*Gets hit in the face with SPAM* OH GOD!!!!!


*rolls around on the floor* MY EYESSSSS!!!!

*stops* wait....I've been hit in the face with SPAM before.....

[Lady Venus]

*Helps Stormy up and said, "Sorry girl."

[The Stryker]

*Spears LadyMew2* Ah.... *Stands up and looks at Stormy*.....Hehe... *Spears Stormy*

I am the undisputed champion of this spam-fest!!

[Ryona]

Damn it, people! I tried to make it clear in a comedic way! This thread is nothing but spam. Where's the story, plot, and character developement in this thread? This thread is nothing but silly randomness.

I think this thread should be locked.

[Kali]

Of course it's spam. I figured it was preventing raphsgirl from going into every other RP thread and claiming Raphael as her boyfriend.

Spam and randomness. Reminds me of the way RPs were originally done around here. Very nostalgic.

[Machias Banshee]

Yeh, those were the days... *wistful smile* I even still have my bag of pranks.. *digs out donut spiker, hairy lobstertails, golden mangoes, and Azure's sawdust buddy*

Hey, I didn't know he was in here...!

*stuffs him back in, grins innocently*

[Ra]

Ra blinks at the suddeness of spam. "Spam and ham? Inside a pram?"

[Lady Venus]

"I love a got spaming don't you." I said as I cross my arms.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphael will always be MINE!:D

[Lady Venus]

"Whatever you say Raphsgirl." I said as I rolled my eyes at her.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Spam comes in tins:lol:

[The Stryker]

Actually, Spam comes in Stryker-shaped meat sacks

[Ryona]

*shakes her head*

I would so lock this thread right now if I could.

[Jester]

But you won't cause you love us...:D

[Lady Venus]

That the truth!

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Raphsgirl climbs down the manhole and sits down on the ground and starts to
cry Mikey sees her asks *Whats worng Raphsgirl ? *Raphgirl said *All I want to have a baby with Raphael the time is getting near for it*:sick: :sick:

[Jade Green]

Mikey blinks at Raphsgirl and bursts out in laughter. "YEAH RIGHT!" THat was never going to happen.

[Lady Venus]

Down it the Lair...

I was sitting down in Splinter's fav chair and relaxing.

[Garou]

:dead: I think I'm getting sick.....

[Machias Banshee]

One my Favorite things about being an oldie here... us Female Mods have our OWN set of Turtles. So we don't need to fight the rest of the fangirls for them.

I got a Mike, Kali's got a Raph, HT and Jo each have their own Don and Ryo's got a Leo.... :D

I just love Randomness.. :evilgrin:

[Toonami Tom]

So you're going to have hatchlings soon?

[Jade Green]

Raphael gave him a horrified look. "With Raphsgirl? NO WAY!" He grabbed Garou by the shirt. "HIDE ME!"

[Storm Wolf]

*shudders* You want to...wha?!

*cough* maybe you should adopt.....or stay within your own...species for offspring.

*mutters* at least both my parents were were-wolves....

[Sewer Bull]

And then Stormy digimorphed into Metamutastormywolfamon, roared and ate everyone and everything.

THE END.

<You don't have to thank me for concluding that story>

[Garou]

*Blinks* Isn't it kinda dark in here :ohwell: Oh... I'VE BEEN EATEN?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH.............

BTW, Raphael, ya're gonna have a problem grabbin' me by the shirt - I'm nekkid :lol:

[Jester]

*Jester pops in to the lair, ala Nightcrawler....*
"Raphael, Mein Friend (What I don't speak German...:P) Let us get outta here..."
*Jester grabs Raph and...BAMF!*
The END??

[Sewer Bull]

*shudders* You want to...wha?!

*cough* maybe you should adopt.....or stay within your own...species for offspring.

*mutters* at least both my parents were were-wolves....

...says the wolf who hangs out with a black bird:P

Garou, Jester - duh, you are now being digested by Metamutastormywolfamon, so shuddap. So no cheap tricks, otherwise Mekasewerbullzamon will enter the game.:roll:

[Anarky]

Okay, to go along with the story.

Mikey heard the words, was in shock and then dissappeared quickly. He was hurrying, he knew it was important, he knew that one of his brothers was in deep doo-doo.

"Raph! Raph!" he panted, being exhausted after the short run which was very unusual. "It's probably the tension" he thought to himself, "I'm just nervous... yeah, that has to be it..." He shivered for a second.

"What's yer problem?" Raph ranted, being all annoyed because he was trying to beat the sixth level on "Invaders from Gammatron 7" for the last couple of hours. This round looked pretty neat and with Mikey rushing in, he could see his character being vaporized just before he could hit the Pause-button.

"It's... it's... Raph... You gotta hide, run or whatever. You can't... Shell, Raph... do something!!!" the orange bandana-ed turtled rambled, his thoughts too fast for his mouth, which was rather unusual.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa there, easy, Mikey, easy" Raph tried to comfort his brother and himself since he was short from hitting him in the face because he lost the game.

"Raph... it's one of them." Mikey blurted out "It's terrible... this time she wants... Awww... shell..."

"What? Mikey? What??? Speak to me!" Raph felt the tension and was surprised that he actually asked Mikey to say something. Then it suddenly came to his mind. "A fangirl?" he asked, more seeking confirmation than an answer.

Mikey remained silent, and Raph could have sworn his brother was paler than usual. He knew what was wrong... again, he needs to flee from his own room, his own space, his inner sanctum to escape one of those fangirls who all seemed to have teleportation-abilities. It was not like their lair was easy to find and Donnie had made the security near inpenetrable. But those fangirls always managed to get in. His inventive brother was really getting upset about that, he just couldn't fix that "minor"glitch.

"Mikey... how bad is it?" The hotheaded turtle asked.

"Uhm..." Mikey couldn't help himself but to have his trademark-grin on his face. "Babybad." he almost laughed, trying to break the tension.

"Mikey! Gimme your bandana and chucks! Now!" Raph blurted out, having all his fangirl-escape-plans at the ready 24/7. "Don't stand there like you was frozen or something. Act! NOW!"

"W-What??" Mikey didn't get what his brother was up to and didn't move a bit.

"Listen, it's rather simple. Every member of our family has maniac fangirls, except for you and Splinter. And since Splinter doesn't really look like a turtle and doesn't wear a bandana, you're the only one who can save me now."

"Waitwaitwait, I do have fan... oh, I see" Mikey said, suddenly realizing that his brothers usually were much deeper in the crap than he was with his fans. He understood and was untieing his bandana, giving it to Raph...
----------------------------

Sorry to break the party, but this idea just crossed my mind. What if we turned this into a "TMNT escape the fans"-RPG? All in good humour of course, and not offending anyone. It could be something like McGyver in green.

Of course, we'd need people to take one of the TMNT and then various fangirls and -boys go hunting for them.

Rules would be: The TMNT do not attack the fangirls or -boys.
The fans need to play along, so no "And hugged him forever"-things
There mustn't be any usernames of the drome as names for fanboys or -girls, unless someone wants to do that with his/her own name.

I hope this is turning into something fun.

[Ryona]

*Ryona sets a bomb in this thread that will go off at an unpredictable time... destroying the entire thread and all it's pointless built up spam*






*hint, hint*

[Sewer Bull]

Sorry to break the party, but this idea just crossed my mind. What if we turned this into a "TMNT escape the fans"-RPG? All in good humour of course, and not offending anyone. It could be something like McGyver in green.


So... what about it? Maybe a new thread could help?

[Ra]

Yeah, I like the idea. Nobody get's their feelings hurt, there will be much less spam, Ryo will be able to sleep soundly knowning that this thread is put to rest, and we can have cat fights over turtles! *claps* So joyful :D

[GK Punk]

misterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kennnnnnneeeddyyyy.....



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