the most terrible movies

[Dontebell]

what is your most terrible movies?
my is jeepers creepers-tthe ending suck
halloween 3-ugh what was they thinking?

[Weapon X]

Elf:The best part was the end,because I knew it was over. :sick:
Any Holloween after I & II.
Friday the 13:Jason goes to Hell and Jason X.

[Anarky]

Another Top/Bottom thread...


Mars Attacks: I had such high hopes in that movie, but I got dissappointed. Therefore I hate MA
Alien versus Predator: They could have done something big from the myth of both Aliens and Predators. But no, rather produce a movie even a 6 year old could go and watch in cinemas than some good splatter
20:13 - Mord im Blitzlicht: A german movie. Not that I'd think much of the German movie industry, but this one sounded really interesting. A killer mutilates his victims in front of surveillance cams and all the policemen see is flash. All the murders have the numbers 20:13 in common. Ever since then, I hate German movies. there are a few exceptions though

[Brodie]

I got a mighty big list...

-White Noise
-The Village
-Resident Evil: Apocalypse
-House of 1000 Corpses
-Aliens Vs Predator
-Batman & Robin
-Batman Forever
-Superman 3
-Superman 4
-South Park The Movie
-Dirty Dancing
-Pretty Woman
-Dances With Wolves
-Open Water
-Way Of The Gun
-Home Alone 3
-Home Alone 4
-I am Sam
-Jason X
-6 Days & 7 Nights
-Castaway
-Pearl Harbor
-Alien Ressurection
-Barbed Wire
-Tank Girl
-Beeches (Duh)
-Final Fantasy (They killed Steve Buscemi!)
-Fargo
-Rocky horror Picture Show
-Elektra
-Punisher (the original)
-Day of The Dead
-Wild Wild West
-Seed Of Chucky (**** Glenn)
-Princess Bride
-xXx
-TMNT3
-What Women Want
-Original Fantastic 4
-Halloween 3
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4
-Mario bros
-In The Mouth Of Madness
-Strangeland
-Hellraiser Bloodlines
-Anaconda
-Anacondas
-Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
-Catman
-Catman 2: Boxer's Blow
-Robo Vampire
-Livewire
-Starship Troopers 2
-Star Wars: Attack of The Clones
-New Planet Of The Apes

There's more, believe me.

[Weapon X]

These too:
Dumb and Dumberer:When Harry me Loyed:What was the point to this.

TMNT III:Yeah I know,but it could have been alot better.

Orange County:Even with Jack Black it wasn't really funny.

Dodge Ball:Everybody said how funny it was,the only time I laughed was Chuck Norris's cameo.

All the Batman Sequels

The STAR WARS Prequals:Bigger budgets,enormous advances in special effects and almost 20 years to work on the screenplays,yet still,they just suck compared to the Original Trilogy.

[Anarky]

-Tank Girl

What's wrong with this one, Brodie? I think it's a great movie. Of course, it could've been closer to the comic book, but it's a entertaining movie after all.

[ZariusTwo]

SOUTH PARK?

DIRTY DANCING?

Blasphemy...

1. Batman and Robin
2. Original Fantastic Four
3. Catwoman
4. Space Mutiny
5. Gigli
6. Puma Man
7. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
8. Superman III
9. Superman IV
10. Armageddon

[raphael_is_cool]

- Rockstar (or something like that with Mark Wahlberg and Jennifer Aniston)
- Spiceworld
- Adaptation
- Being John Malkovich

Before anyone gets in uproar about the last two remember it's just my opinion. I found them to be the most boring things I've ever managed to sit through but other people will find them great.

I'm sure I can think of some more if I try

[cqb101]

Any Batman movie after returns
AvP(and all other Paul WS Andersobn films)
The Day after tomorrow
Van Helsing
White Noise
Scary Movie 3
Starsky and Hutch
Dodgeball
Troy
Alexander
The VIllage
King Arthur
Titanic

And a plethora of modern "horror" movies, and horror sequels.

[Dontebell]

nobody didn't mention street fighter

[cqb101]

nobody didn't mention street fighter


I tried to erase it from my memory.

[Weapon X]

Man I just keep thinking of them:

Any Video Game movie.

Day after Tomarrow.

[Jester]

Kangaroo Jack....yeah i saw it...and i can never get those 2 hours back....
Master of Disquise, i love Dana Carvey but hated this movie.....
Hulk: sorry but the CG huljk was to squatty and the story was to convuluted....the scene panneling was cool though....

[Machias Banshee]

V: The story was interesting, but damn that ending was sheety... :mad:
Jurassic Park III: I loved how they studied the Raptors more closely, but I hated the family. I was ready to stick them in the cage and let them sink. It could have been better...
the Star Wars Prequels: All the CGI in the world will never make them like the Originals.


there's more, I just cant think of them atm.

[Weapon X]

The whole list:

-Elf:The best part was the end,because I knew it was over.
-Holloween:Anything after I & II.
-Friday the 13:Jason goes to Hell and Jason X.
-Dumb and Dumberer:When Harry me Loyed:What was the point to this.
-TMNT III:It could have been alot better.
-Orange County:Even with Jack Black it wasn't really funny.
-DodgeBall:Everybody said how funny it was,the only time I laughed was Chuck Norris's cameo.
-All the Batman Sequels
-The STAR WARS Prequals:Bigger budgets,enormous advances in special effects and almost 20 years to work on the screenplays,yet still,they just suck compared to the Original Trilogy.
-Any Video Game movie.
-Day after Tomarrow:Another "Great" movie that Ifell asleep during.
-Bride of Chucky: Didn't have the feel of the first three,for me.
-Alien: Resurrection
-Austin Powers in Goldmember
-The Brady Bunch Movie:Just retarded.
-RoboCop:3
-Police Academy:2-7
-Master of Disguise.

[IceFlash78]

hmm... off the top of my head, i have two movies that i hate:

Little Nicky. So retarded. NOT one of Adam Sandler's best. Even though me and my friend do the whole "RELEASE THE EVIL!" impression sometimes, the movie as a whole was crap. utterly.

Legally Blonde. I don't get why this movie was so popular. "OMG OMG>> LIKE VALLEY GIRL GOES HARVARD IS THE ****!" It was stupid. Pure and simple. I mean, the whole "The Killer was a homosexual!" hook that wrapped up the "final case" was stupid and stereotypical.



Off topic.. Hey guys, i'm back.. I didn't realize that the old technodrome forums was up until recently! Now i've gotta rebuild all of my posts again :sick:

[DrSpengler]

To be honest, I love bad horror movies. They're good because they're so bad.

Rock & Roll Nightmare is one of the greatest movies ever made.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rrnightmare/rrnightmare5.jpg

[Peanut]

Oh...man. I don't think I could name all the movies I hate. Some of the big ones though...
Anything Batman
The Fast and the Furious 1+2
The Matrix 2+3
House of 1000 Corpses...really...basically any horror movie, but that one is the worst.
Kevin Smith movies, besides Dogma
Anything Asian

[Brodie]

Kevin Smith movies?

That's cold, Brother.

You didn't even dig Mallrats?

[That Matt Guy]

I'm kind of partial to disliking Saving Private Ryan. People like to nitpick the **** out of this movie. I just can't stand to see 500 German soldiers and 30 German tanks destroyed by a few socks filled with TNT. Nice to see 15 airborne guys and a few rangers can take out a whole SS division. :roll: It's a good story, but nobody should take it seriously... at least everything but the beach landing.

Pearl Harbor is great if you just pay attention to what you know is going to happen, and not the sub-plot love story.

[Mecha Cow]

There are a lot of movies that I disliked, but the most recent have to be:

-The Village;
-King Arthur;
-Troy;

And Once Upon a Time in Mexico, quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. Desperado kicked ass, but this just sucked ass.

[Shadow Leonardo]

Sky Captain and The World of Tommorow-Wasted my money for this junk. I thought it would be good seeing that it's the first movie in Computer Generation with real actors. The plot is old,boring,and the ending is pointless.
The Spongebob Movie-pointless
Good Burger-sad I like All That especially the Good Burger sketches
The Sweetest Thing-extemely unfunny
Hulk-boring and crap

[Spitfire]

AVP
Blade 3
Van Helsing
Day After Tommrow

And that was just 2004 :(

[damnhooligan]

The worst movies I've seen in recent years are:

Johnny English
Hangmen
FearDotCom
Mac and Me - I had nightmares for years thanks to this abomination.
Little Nicky
Dungeons and Dragons
Batman and Robin
Anaconda
Anything by Cheech and Chong
Highlander Endgame
Inspector Gadget
Wild Wild West
Starship Troopers (Was on TV this evening!)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Most anything spawned from SNL.

I could keep going. I'll spare you.

[EZweasel]

The worst movies I've seen in recent years are:

Johnny English
Hangmen
FearDotCom
Mac and Me - I had nightmares for years thanks to this abomination.
Little Nicky
Dungeons and Dragons
Batman and Robin
Anaconda
Anything by Cheech and Chong
Highlander Endgame
Inspector Gadget
Wild Wild West
Starship Troopers (Was on TV this evening!)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Most anything spawned from SNL.

I could keep going. I'll spare you.

Mac and me was amazing, the rest is reasonable.

[zkarlette]

Van Helsing
little black book
Dreamcatcher :dead:

[That Matt Guy]

Mac and Me - I had nightmares for years thanks to this abomination.

That movie is my favourite commercial.

[Foxy Boy]

Oh geez, where to start...

Adaptation (Seriously, as if it wasn't hard to keep up with, it wasn't worth my concentration anyway.)
The Grudge (Bluish-white cinematics + meowing Japanese boy do not = good movie.)
Longitude (Made-for-TV movies have a long history of sucking, but this one in particular stands out. ARRGGHHH)
Terminator 3 (1 was alright. 2 was awesome. 3 was oh, so wrong. I'm glad it was the LAST movie the Guvernator did before he was... Guvernated.)
Gremlins (Basically like Ernest Scared Stupid, but without the entertainment value.)
Resident Evil and Resident Evil: Apocalypse (Crap. Crap. Crap. PARKING METER. Crap. Crap.)
Manos: Hands Of Fate (To be honest, I rented it once to see if it was as bad as people said. It was.)

Other than that, most of the time if a movie is bad, I'll just not watch it.

[EZweasel]

Oh geez, where to start...

Adaptation (Seriously, as if it wasn't hard to keep up with, it wasn't worth my concentration anyway.)
The Grudge (Bluish-white cinematics + meowing Japanese boy do not = good movie.)
Longitude (Made-for-TV movies have a long history of sucking, but this one in particular stands out. ARRGGHHH)
Terminator 3 (1 was alright. 2 was awesome. 3 was oh, so wrong. I'm glad it was the LAST movie the Guvernator did before he was... Guvernated.)
Gremlins (Basically like Ernest Scared Stupid, but without the entertainment value.)
Resident Evil and Resident Evil: Apocalypse (Crap. Crap. Crap. PARKING METER. Crap. Crap.)
Manos: Hands Of Fate (To be honest, I rented it once to see if it was as bad as people said. It was.)

Other than that, most of the time if a movie is bad, I'll just not watch it.

Terminator 3 was an amazing movie with an amazing ending. alot of CRITICS agree with me also...

[Anarky]

T3 was indeed a good movie. Well, but that's just my opinion. I mean, it kind of turns the whole story around. And it even makes sense. We watched T1 and T2 and then T3 and it all made sense. And critics aren't always right either.

But, hey, that's just a matter opinion.

And you people won't believe how hard it is to get a copy of Manos around here.

[cqb101]

T3 wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't very good either but I wouldn't go as far as to say it was bad. The ending almost saved it, tho. Still, easily the worst of the Terminator franchise.

[Foxy Boy]

Well, most of my beef with T3 was that it seemed too cliched. I didn't really see anything in that movie I hadn't seen before many times, and something about it just kept me from being drawn in nearly as much as T2. I suppose it wasn't a BAD movie, but then again, this thread IS based on opinion, not fact.

[cqb101]

Well, most of my beef with T3 was that it seemed too cliched. I didn't really see anything in that movie I hadn't seen before many times, and something about it just kept me from being drawn in nearly as much as T2. I suppose it wasn't a BAD movie, but then again, this thread IS based on opinion, not fact.


I agree. I thoght there was too much action and not enough story.....until the end.

[majesty329]

Here's a link to movies I think are bad. I know it's a lot but there a lot of crappy films that I just don't like and it just my personal opinion.

http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=5&sub=Movies+I+didn%27t+like&id=majesty329

[cqb101]

Here's a link to movies I think are bad. I know it's a lot but there a lot of crappy films that I just don't like and it just my personal opinion.

http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=5&sub=Movies+I+didn%27t+like&id=majesty329


:-? Isn't that a DVD collection?

[Brodie]

Alone In The Dark made my list, though it isn't as bad as House of the Dead, by the end of the first 27 minutes, I wanted to shoot myself. I did. I actually thought about it. That's how bad it was. It takes quite the movie to make someone think 'Hey, I wonder if my time would be better spent with a gun in my mouth.'

[raphael_is_cool]

The problem with T3 was it literally recycled stuff from the past two films and pieced these together with action sequences

[cqb101]

Alone In The Dark made my list, though it isn't as bad as House of the Dead, by the end of the first 27 minutes, I wanted to shoot myself. I did. I actually thought about it. That's how bad it was. It takes quite the movie to make someone think 'Hey, I wonder if my time would be better spent with a gun in my mouth.'


You actually went to see this? Damn. Well, it placed at #14 on it's opening weekend with only 2.5 million, so hopefully Uwe Boll won't be making any other movies.

[majesty329]

:-? Isn't that a DVD collection?

No it's a list of movies I have seen that I didn't like. It just has the DVD covers with them. I don't own any of those films.

The list of movies I don't like at Yahoo this is the list that I should have used.

http://movies.yahoo.com/mvc/dls?iid=255-1232358&lid=255-162768

[Barkworm]

Alone In The Dark made my list, though it isn't as bad as House of the Dead, by the end of the first 27 minutes, I wanted to shoot myself. I did. I actually thought about it. That's how bad it was. It takes quite the movie to make someone think 'Hey, I wonder if my time would be better spent with a gun in my mouth.'
HAHAHA, first Wolfgang Petersen, then Roland Emmerich and now Uwe Boll. Seems like Germany is trying to destroy Hollywood. :lol:

[cqb101]

No it's a list of movies I have seen that I didn't like. It just has the DVD covers with them. I don't own any of those films.

The list of movies I don't like at Yahoo this is the list that I should have used.

http://movies.yahoo.com/mvc/dls?iid=255-1232358&lid=255-162768


Oh. I was just curuois because DVDaficionado is a program used to organize a DVD collection.

[majesty329]

^
It's okay I do have my collection posted over there though.

[zkarlette]

Arrgghhhh!!!! Princess Diaries 2 how on earth I got tricked on watching that :sick:

The Grudge scary but stupid/bad ending and whats up with a meowing boy???

[Brodie]

The Japanese are afraid of cats.

[DrSpengler]

The Japanese are afraid of cats.

Really? Judging by the catgirl-fetish, I just assumed the Japanese were in love with them. ;)

[Anarky]

The Japanese are afraid of cats.

Do you perhaps know why? I mean, that's the first time I've ever heard of that. I'm sure there is a story behind this.

[DrSpengler]

Do you perhaps know why? I mean, that's the first time I've ever heard of that. I'm sure there is a story behind this.

I think he was kidding. If anything, the Japanese love cats more than Americans.

[Brodie]

I was joking.

[KROW]

Terrible movies... Hmmm...

Well, "Mr. Nanny" was pretty damn awful. Hulk Hogan in a tutu. 'Nuff said. Any remake of "The Blob" that I've seen is bad, too. Then, of course, there's "Manos: Hands of Fate." Why anyone would not watch the MST3K version of this film is beyond me. Please, folks, don't torture yourself by trying to watch the actual film. It's nothing but a long, drawn-out bore.

"Titanic" was horrendous, as was "The Master of Disguise", "The Cat in the Hat", "Batman and Robin", "Torque", "Too Fast Too Furious", anything with Vin Diesel (I'm pending on the Silver Surfer's production), and alot of kids films.

[Krangfan]

I STILL regret letting my friends drag me to see "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" and "2 Fast 2 Furious" I also didn't like the "Hulk" movie, and I'm not a fan of the "Matrix" series (heck, I even saw Looney Tunes: Back in Action over the third Matrix movie)

[Jamezer]

the worst movie i think that i ever saw was monty python and the holy grail. i know that many many people would disagree with that, but that was the driest humor ever. i sat through that movie, and didnt even laugh once. it was a couple of years ago, and i have thought about giving it a 2nd chance, but it was hust too traumatizing!!

[ZariusTwo]

Meh, The Matrix Movies are horrifically underated, there better than Lord of the Rings by leaps and bounds

[Peanut]

Which is your opinion of course, one that not many people share.

[愛]

I thought the Matrix movies were great. I'm just a nut for technology and stuff like that.

[cqb101]

Meh, The Matrix Movies are horrifically underated, there better than Lord of the Rings by leaps and bounds


I think they're horrifically overrated. Eh, to each his own.

[ZariusTwo]

Which is your opinion of course, one that not many people share.


The great thing about opinions is that you don't have to care what others think. :D

[cqb101]

The great thing about opinions is that you don't have to care what others think. :D


Exactly. :)

[KROW]

Meh, The Matrix Movies are horrifically underated, there better than Lord of the Rings by leaps and bounds
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[MrPliggins]

worst movies:
Play it to the Bone
Timeline
most chick-flicks

[ZariusTwo]

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

I thought Return of the King getting an oscar was a better joke.

Look, I'm sorry that I'm not part of the bandwagon that likes to insult Matrix fans for daring to think that trilogy is superior over the "high and mighty" LOR trilogy, the Matrix is an INCOMPLETE STORY, the upcoming online game should help the trilogy become more appreciated, as many questions will be answered in it.

I think they're horrifically overrated. Eh, to each his own.

It's general mainstream consensus that the last two "sucked" anyway, despite the healthy box office receptions, you don't hear many people say how marvelous they are give or take a few critics that did'nt butt hump Jackson's trilogy to embarrasing levels.

The films have thier own little fanbase, as you said, it's all opinion...unfortunatly that means you leave yourself open to ridicule from the ignorant sometimes, fortunatly you just ignore what they think, because they don't know any better, the think everybody should like a certain movie because of it's "acheivments", Halle Berry won a f*cking oscar, that says it all right there about the credentials of those awards.

It's a sad, sad day when I can't say "The Matrix Movies were excellent, and Lord of the Rings sucked", because when it comes to general consensus...opinions have no individual rights, and therfore are not respected.

[Peanut]

KROW, Zarius. It's an opinion. Both shut the hell up right now.

[KROW]

Whoa, killer, no need to step on my toes on it. I know it's all on opinion. Nothing wrong with that. I just thought that it was funny to hear someone say that The Matrix trilogy is superior to LOTR. That's all. Doesn't mean in any way that I disagree with the logic behind it.

[ZariusTwo]

Whoa, killer, no need to step on my toes on it. I know it's all on opinion. Nothing wrong with that. I just thought that it was funny to hear someone say that The Matrix trilogy is superior to LOTR.

I know you probably did'nt mwan any harm, but really, what's the joke? I know the Matrix movies keep getting brought up in here anyway, I don't care, does that not mean I can't say Lord of the Rings sucked?

I really DO think the Matrix movies get too much of a bad wrap purly because it's told in different mediums, I'm a true fan of the story, I've followed every aspect of it, the games, the Animatrix, the movies, the online game continues the story, it does'nt derve to be thrashed because it has yet to end.

[KROW]

Sure, you can say LOTR sucks, as long as you have a vaild reason for it, just like everything else. No harm, no foul, no ill will.

I was highly interested in The Matrix until halfway into the second film. I felt that the storyline just ventured out into some weird territory and lost a great deal of the audience that grew to love it so. I hoped that the third film would make up for it by tying up the several loose ends, but disappointment reared its head again. I still like the first film. But, I have this to say. I feel that if a movie trilogy needs video games to complete the initial story, then it really isn't all that great to be regarded in my eyes.

[ZariusTwo]

Sure, you can say LOTR sucks, as long as you have a vaild reason for it, just like everything else. No harm, no foul, no ill will.

I was highly interested in The Matrix until halfway into the second film. I felt that the storyline just ventured out into some weird territory and lost a great deal of the audience that grew to love it so. I hoped that the third film would make up for it by tying up the several loose ends, but disappointment reared its head again. I still like the first film. But, I have this to say. I feel that if a movie trilogy needs video games to complete the initial story, then it really isn't all that great to be regarded in my eyes.

Hmm...fine, but in my eyes the story is far too great to be contained in merly movies, they began the tale, the game will finish it.

LOR started strongly, but dragged after the first film, the second one's only saving grace was the battle at Helms' Deep, sorry, but hours of conversation leading up to an inevitable battle, no matter how long that was, does not engage an audience. Return of the King had to also accomdate for most of the Two Towers.

And again, "The Scoruing of the Shire" being ommited...no, you can tell me it was a logical decision not to send home audiences in a sombre mood, but really, in a time where we no longer have Charlton Heston screaming that we "blew it up" and damming us all to hell, we NEED an ending like that again, we need to be assured that life does'nt stop being ugly, the sappy hollywood bane attached to every movie only seems to foil what could be so much more.

[KROW]

And again, "The Scoruing of the Shire" being ommited...no, you can tell me it was a logical decision not to send home audiences in a sombre mood, but really, in a time where we no longer have Charlton Heston screaming that we "blew it up" and damming us all to hell, we NEED an ending like that again, we need to be assured that life does'nt stop being ugly, the sappy hollywood bane attached to every movie only seems to foil what could be so much more.
I agree with that.

[Barkworm]

Can we change the topic now?

[ZariusTwo]

Can we change the topic now?


Of course...


...


...Raven is hot

On topic...yeah, what about Overdrawn at the Memory Bank?

"Mom...My Nuts"

[Peanut]

Who the hell is Raven?

[ZariusTwo]

Who the hell is Raven?


Sorry, I just watched the Teen Titans episode "Birthmark", Raven was severly injured in the battle against Slade...most of her...clothes...were...ripped off... :ohwell:

[Jester]

dude...she'd....a....cartoon....:D Kangaroo Jack now there's a sucky movie....and as much as i love Dana carvey i absolutly hated Master of Discuise....even Brent Spiner (Data from ST:TNG) couldn't save that movie.