Paris Hilton

[Spitfire]

Anyone else here thing shes a media whore, and a moron? I cant stand her! Sometimes the TV is really lous in my house and who ever is watching it will have her show on and she is so stupid it baffles me how she is alive. She talks like a total airhead. She makes Spears look like Einstein

Look at this
http://www.comcast.net/News/ENTERTAINMENT/XML/1404_Other/e4edc57c-e0b9-4995-99be-a2a168f7bb8e.html

You dont want your sex tape sold then dont make one you moron. Garr shes so stupid. Im sick of her getting in the headlines because she lost her stupid dog. Which probly wanted to escape her. The thing is probly blind from all the pictures taken of it
Anyone else annoyed by this mainstream idiot?

[KROW]

Yeah, I can't stand her, either. She's not talented in anything, not even looks in my opinion. Media whore? She's more than that.

[Peanut]

My sister and I watch The Simple Life sometimes. I get a good laugh out of her sheer stupidity. I find it funny the dog ran away, that poor thing is dressed up in all manners of stupid little shoes and stuff. I'd run away too.

[damnhooligan]

I can't really blame her for being who she is. I blame Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, People magazine, Jay Leno, FOX, MTV and everyone else who gives a f*ck about any vapid talentless bint, whomever her daddy may or may not be.

[Mandi-chan]

She's deeply, deeply stupid IMO. Why is she such a celeb anyway, because her folks are rich? Give me a break! I hate it even more when the media give so much attention for stupid things like when her dog ran away, or when they act like she's a drop dead beauty. :dead: She's weird looking, not pretty.

[Weapon X]

Just another rich,smug,stupid,not too good looking "celebrity" I can't stand.I enjoyed how Matt and Tray made fun of her on SOUTH PARK, "Paris Hilton,Stupid Whore!" :lol:

[Jamezer]

she is dumb as a brick, and it is ridiculous, how she acts. It raises the question, "What would Paris be doing, if she had been born in middle or low class, instead of being born into wealth?"

[That Matt Guy]

HAy gUYS lets ALL MAEK fun of PaRIS HILTON LOLOL!!!11!

I really could care less if she dies tomorrow or becomes the next Marilyn Monroe.

[Jester]

u know what i think is funny?? the fact we all think she's a no tallent hack and a media whore, and yet we've devoted a thread to talking about her....isn't that bazzar??

[Mandi-chan]

LOL, that's true!

[cqb101]

I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

[KROW]

I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
:lol:

I wouldn't touch her with a 12" Splinter.

[MrPliggins]

ok, i don't know much about Paris Hilton so I'll just agree with all you guys... but I liked that south park episode called Stupid Spoiled Whore or something like that..

[Duke]

Paris hosted SNL last night. I didn't watch it cause i really think she's retarded and SNL hasn't been good in years.

[cqb101]

Paris hosted SNL last night. I didn't watch it cause i really think she's retarded and SNL hasn't been good in years.


SNL hasn't been good since the days od Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, David Spade, etc.

[Jester]

Watched it....cause as a fan of the show i feel obligated...it sucked....but the cast carried her well. To that a friend i was chating with said, "I hope they carry her to the edge of the stage and drop her...."

[Anarchistguy]

she is dumb as a brick

Come on now. Give that brick a little more credit...

[cqb101]

Come on now. Give that brick a little more credit...
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[the Dark Knight]

I don't know why so many people are giving a crap about her "video" too. Why would I want to spend my precious time downloading a video of some pretty boy Back'Sync dropout humping a broom? Seriously, it iritates me when all these guys I know think she's soo hot, but to me, besides having a fugly face, she needs to eat something. And I hate that crappy tan of hers, too. Makes her skin look leathery.

[cqb101]

I don't know why so many people are giving a crap about her "video" too. Why would I want to spend my precious time downloading a video of some pretty boy Back'Sync dropout humping a broom? Seriously, it iritates me when all these guys I know think she's soo hot, but to me, besides having a fugly face, she needs to eat something. And I hate that crappy tan of hers, too. Makes her skin look leathery.

I don't think she's very good looking, either.

[jeff the cheff]

She is hot, and you know you'd hit it. Even though she looks like an alien.

And she isn't dumb at all, its just an act, and a lot of people think it's funny(like me).

And who wouldn't want to videotape sex. I know I would, and you probobly would too if you could. It just sucks that it got out onto the internet...well not for me at least.

[KROW]

She is hot, and you know you'd hit it. Even though she looks like an alien.
Not me. I may be a freak, but I don't dig on swine.

[Peanut]

I'd hit her, yeah. With a bat or something. She's just so ugly to me, Nichole Richie on the other hand...

[Jo Dawn]

*ahem* I'm not even touching the 'is it right or wrong to videotape sex' thing. But, as for Paris Hilton...

She disgusts me. Like I need a bath whenever I see her. Yuck. She's not pretty at all... she's a spoiled brat... Not pretty on the outside OR inside. I don't know ONE guy that thinks she's cute. They all make fun of her.

[cqb101]

Not me. I may be a freak, but I don't dig on swine.


Bahahahahahahaha!

[jeff the cheff]

Hi Jo Dawn, my name is Jeff.

Now you know a guy who thinks she's cute.

Happy b-day Paris.

[Barkworm]

She is hot, and you know you'd hit it. Even though she looks like an alien.

And she isn't dumb at all, its just an act, and a lot of people think it's funny(like me).

And who wouldn't want to videotape sex. I know I would, and you probobly would too if you could. It just sucks that it got out onto the internet...well not for me at least.
I disagree with everything except the videotape thing.

[CyberCubed]

Remember when Paris Hilton was a thing? Nobody thinks of her anymore ever since the Kardashians took over.

[Autbot_Benz]

Remember when Paris Hilton was a thing? Nobody thinks of her anymore ever since the Kardashians took over.


https://i.imgur.com/twYIyBQ.jpg

[Hamato Yoshi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMEC0uXDhvc

Shes good enough for me :)

[neatoman]

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Seriously though, did anyone else have to look up what she's doing now just to have anything to say? All I could remember about her is that she was a celebrity simply because her family is rich and thus she could afford to pay for constant publicity, it's absurd. I had not thought about her since I was like 12 or so, maybe even younger. Turns out the latest thing she was a part of was some documentary on Youtube.

[CyberCubed]

Paris Hilton was the proto-version of the Kardashians. She pretty much fell out of public eye back in 2006 or so.

[sdp]

Paris Hilton was hot and I can't believe she got famous for being famous. I kinda miss her but she was never an actress or anything of the like so I guess it makes sense she disappeared. She's still around doing stuff just not the papparazis main concern anymore since she's old news. She still looks good today, here is a recent pic pre-covid
https://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/paris-hilton-2019-streamy-awards-12.jpg

Also she had good taste in gaming
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/cc/b5/9a/ccb59afdf0ed4c672e7885a4854ed7e3.jpg

It's a shame that all these 00s memories are stuck with low res pictures from really bad digital cameras at the time or bad scanners from that era.

[ABrown]

Oh Cubed, please give Doc Brown back the delorean (I almost typed mandalorian :D ), you're gonna screw up the space time continuum.

I remember I used to love watching Paris on The Simple Life from 2003-2007. And for the record, I own the 1 Night in Paris DVD, I think I bought it back in like 2006 or 2007.

[Leo656]

And for the record, I own the 1 Night in Paris DVD, I think I bought it back in like 2006 or 2007.

I seen it once, but I didn't pay for it. If I had, I'd be at her door demanding my money back. :lol: Kardashian's sex tape was awful, too. So obviously staged; no bitch with tits that big has sex with her top on, and her tits were like, 90% of the reason anyone would wanna watch it. Terrible!

The only celebrity sex tape I ever seen that was worth looking at was the one with the chick who played Pippi Longstocking back in the late-80s or whenever. At least she had the good sense to take it up the ass and not make the whole thing a damn farce.

If we lower our standards of "celebrity" (and I think "the girl who played Pippi Lomgstocking" is already pushing the definition :trazz:) a few wrestler chicks had sex tapes "leak" that weren't all that bad. Paige, as it turns out, likes anal and group-sex, and Victoria lets guys go ass-to-mouth. Good for them, glad they're dumb enough to videotape it. :lol:

But yeah I thought Hilton's and Kardashian's were a giant waste of time. Boooo!

[The Deadman]

Also she had good taste in gaming
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/cc/b5/9a/ccb59afdf0ed4c672e7885a4854ed7e3.jpg


You're implying she knew how to work a Gamecube...

[frank_one]

It's a shame that all these 00s memories are stuck with low res pictures from really bad digital cameras at the time or bad scanners from that era.Dude, photography has been around since 1800 and it was more hi-res than your new iPhone.

[Leo656]

I doubt the world could handle hi-res 4K of Paris Hilton's f*cking nose. Brrrr.

[sdp]

Dude, photography has been around since 1800 and it was more hi-res than your new iPhone.

Yeah but the pictures online are from that era when those low res files was what computers could handle for most so they were uploaded, or scans from also poor resolutions. Pictures of bad quality cameras from the late 90s early 00s, I mean if the paparazzis scanned in HQ all those old pictures from celebs and stuff that isn't relevant for most I'd be happy but we're stuck with what was available at the time at those resolutions.

[Leo656]

Who cares about pictures of Paris Hilton when you can just download her terrible porno movie for free on the internet? :lol: :trazz:

It always blew my mind that someone who's entire societal role was "Dumb Bimbo Skating By On Her Looks" wasn't even all that good-looking. Kardashian, I can see in that role, she's an absolute knockout. Hilton? Ehhhhhh.

Flat-ish chest, bony ass, derpy eye, crooked nose, looks bulimic... if she weren't Stupid Rich, then nobody'd even look twice at her.

[sdp]

I don't just mean forever waifu Paris Hilton but also any pictures from anyone or anything from that early internet era.

Who cares about pictures of Paris Hilton when you can just download her terrible porno movie for free on the internet? :lol: :trazz:


https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2018101/rs_634x1024-181101123557-634-2016-halloween-paris-hilton-me-110118.jpg?fit=around%7C776:1254&output-quality=90&crop=776:1254;center,top

[CyberCubed]

Paris Hilton also predated the whole social media era, I think she would have been far more popular if twitter, youtube, etc. all existed in the early 2000's when she was at the height of her popularity.

[Andrew NDB]

Even when I was younger... she seemed "ick" to me. I kind of dug her buddy, Nicole Richie, until she got rail skinny.

[Leo656]

Even when I was younger... she seemed "ick" to me. I kind of dug her buddy, Nicole Richie, until she got rail skinny.

I think Nicole was, like, a huge heroin addict at one point. I never liked either of 'em.

Kim was the only one in that "circle" I found attractive and she got away from them pretty early on. Rumor was that she wasn't as big of a drug addict as they were and that had a lot to do with why. Would also explain why she's held up better.

[Hamato Yoshi]

Pippi Longstocking never did such films (talking about the swedish actress Inger Nilsson who played Pippi late 60s/early 70s.....i read they did at one point ask her to do such a movie but she flatly said no)

"she got famous for being famous"

Wasnt it the same with Zsa Zsa back in the day , from what i read she was more famous for being famous despite her doing some films (and the final episode of old Batman)

Hilton , like Jess Simpson has played up the blonde bimbo image....shes actually running a company but that doesnt gel with the bimbo image which is all for show

[Leo656]

- Tami Erin is the one I was talking about, who played Pippi in the 1988 film. She had a sex tape "leak" a few years ago which most people agree seemed very convenient and was probably made for attention.

- :lol: Oh LORD, some people really do buy that "Some people pretend to be stupid and insufferable because it's an act" line, huh? "I want everybody to hate me on purpose, I'll just pretend to be really unlikeable and stupid." Sure, why not? :lol:

I don't buy it. Anybody with any self-awareness whatsoever would feel like killing themselves once they realized their "act" of being a dumb moron had most people hating their guts and that it was never gonna wash off. Real Life ain't Rasslin', there's no money in making people hate you that much.

As for "running" a company, people like her have people to do all the heavy lifting for them. I'm not convinced she could "run" a bath.

I guess everybody's got their fans. What a shame.

[CyberCubed]

Did she ever get married? I remember for a long time she used to complain she was 30 already and never got married or had any kids. I don't know if anything changed since then. Now she's 39 and pushing 40, did she ever settle down?

[frank_one]

Did she ever get married? I remember for a long time she used to complain she was 30 already and never got married or had any kids. I don't know if anything changed since then. Now she's 39 and pushing 40, did she ever settle down?No husband, no kids. Try your luck!

[CyberCubed]

I'm surprised. She's a millionaire and isn't bad looking, I don't see how she couldn't settle down if she wanted to.

[sdp]

Can you compete with Nicky?
https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/Yq4OXXlh13JhTSxDJFGHFVIV3uw/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2010/12/51/5/192/1922398/d8da785a7d5d378b_FNP_EW_0147488/i/Paris-Hilton-Bikini-Pictures-Nicky-Hilton-Bikini-Pictures-Hawaii.jpg

[ABrown]

Can you compete with Nicky?
https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/Yq4OXXlh13JhTSxDJFGHFVIV3uw/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2010/12/51/5/192/1922398/d8da785a7d5d378b_FNP_EW_0147488/i/Paris-Hilton-Bikini-Pictures-Nicky-Hilton-Bikini-Pictures-Hawaii.jpg

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/250x250/50665858/thats-hot.jpg

Wait, was that an image of Paris or Nikki? I can't tell.

[Coola Yagami]

I'm surprised. She's a millionaire and isn't bad looking, I don't see how she couldn't settle down if she wanted to.

Not everyone wants to settle down. She's still hot, she can take all the sausage she wants now and settle down once her looks fade.

[Galactus]

I'm surprised. She's a millionaire and isn't bad looking, I don't see how she couldn't settle down if she wanted to.

Personality.

[Powder]

She has a pretty dope Hello Kitty/Sanrio collection.

[AquaParade]

Personality.

lmao bingo. Why would you want to be around someone who is so, seemingly, annoying? Even intercourse with the hottest person in the world becomes old hat at some point, because variety is the spice of life. Personality matters.