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That Matt Guy
03-25-2005, 02:56 AM
The face of the Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese sandwhich ain't got nothing on this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5567772189&rd=1
Peanut
03-25-2005, 03:03 AM
Wow...wtf...do people actually bid on crap like that?
Voltron
03-25-2005, 03:04 AM
No bids? Matt, how could you restrain yourself?
Sewer Bull
03-25-2005, 07:15 AM
A starting bid of 5.000 $ for a wooden frame? :o :o :o Someone's weird... I'd start with 100$ at maximum...

But excuse me now, I'm off to examine all the frames and wardrobes in my nearest area.

Best wishes,

Robweiller
MrPliggins
03-25-2005, 07:48 AM
Why such a blurry picture? You'd think if you're going to sell something for $25,000 you'd have a good pic...
damnhooligan
03-25-2005, 12:17 PM
I love this guys inability to understand what a "question" is.

Q: Holy cow!!!
A: My thoughts exactly. Pretty spooky, isn't it?

Q: That is so freaky. It looks just like him!
A: I know. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. Pretty strange appearance and on a wood frame.
ThirdMarioBro
03-25-2005, 12:27 PM
BAHAHA

God People are stupid! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey! Let's turn this into a new "Stupid Ebay finds thread"! That was some of the funniest junk I can remember being on a board.
-Savannah-
03-25-2005, 08:58 PM
Reality check, peoples on Ebay! It's just a blurry picture with probably a fake, manmade pic of a.... face on it. BUt I guess they're too blinded by their stupidity to realize it.
Duke
03-25-2005, 09:11 PM
Haha he dropped the starting bid from 5,000 to 1,500. Still i can't believe he expects anyone to buy that.
damnhooligan
03-25-2005, 10:02 PM
I call shenanigans! More auctions from the same seller:

Pope's Hat Dorito Chip (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5567252741&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcY_BID_Stores) Its just a broken chip.

Haunted Mirror (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5567957813) that robbed some lady of her youth! The before and after pictures are hilarious.
Voltron
03-26-2005, 01:56 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Those before and after pictures are the best! :lol:
Sewer Bull
03-26-2005, 03:50 AM
Haunted Mirror (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5567957813) that robbed some lady of her youth! The before and after pictures are hilarious.

Everytime I look into this mirror, I've discovered that it ages me. After years of looking into this mirror DAILY, it has robbed me of my youth!!!! I

:lol: Now THAT is fantastic.

Best wishes,

Robweiller
Splinterfan099
03-26-2005, 08:38 AM
I don't know if Hitler's face appearing on anything at my house is something I'd brag about. :o

I saw a Hitler Halloween mask up for auction on Ebay once. You'd have to have a lot of guts to wear that trick or treating.
Brodie
03-26-2005, 08:48 AM
Guts...Yes, guts that someone would spill across the pavement.

yeck
That Matt Guy
03-28-2005, 03:37 AM
More fun.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5568601889&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
GK Punk
03-28-2005, 04:09 AM
This is an Authentic Good Friday onion ring
Served to me on Good Friday, I could not believe it when I saw The Lord being crucified on my plate.

Delicious.

*This onion ring will not be suitable for human consumption by the time auction finishes.

:(

[/sarcasm]
That's an excellent find Matt :lol:
Barkworm
03-28-2005, 04:16 AM
How does that thing look like Jesus? :-?
Anarky
03-28-2005, 04:26 AM
Haha! Maybe it's a more impressionist take on good old Jesus. :D
Sewer Bull
03-28-2005, 04:36 AM
Another revelation hidden in the fast food meal:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2009&item=7504057525&rd=1&ssPageName=WD2V

Best wishes,

Robweiller
FireFly
03-28-2005, 12:19 PM
this is totally bizarre thing

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5568307192&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5568307192&rd=1 )
Jo Dawn
03-28-2005, 07:10 PM
As for the onion ring, I love this right here:

Q: Has this ring been treated with salt and vinegar.
A: The ring is in the original state it was served to me. No condiments have been added.
GK Punk
03-28-2005, 07:19 PM
As for the onion ring, I love this right here:

Q: Has this ring been treated with salt and vinegar.
A: The ring is in the original state it was served to me. No condiments have been added.

lmao. That's classic.
That Matt Guy
03-29-2005, 10:54 PM
Come on guys, let's start bidding.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15687&item=7145879110
GK Punk
03-29-2005, 11:06 PM
They should do a movie where that mannequin head comes to life wanting revenge.
That Matt Guy
03-31-2005, 01:18 AM
I'm thinking of buying the head, putting it on a pole and then going and placing it in the middle of someones front yard.
GK Punk
03-31-2005, 01:34 AM
...PLEASE Do and Take pics or video of the response.

better yet, wait 'till I'm there to see it.
Lioness-Goddess
04-02-2005, 02:51 PM
Alright, as for the onion ring, that looks like a chicken, not Jesus!

And as for the french fry...it looks like a french fry. A yummy one.
Sewer Bull
05-26-2005, 04:01 AM
Something for Adolf and/or Elvis fans:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5584076921&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Plus, something for those who have always dreamt of looking inside Hitler's head:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4078&item=6535288844&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
Anarky
05-26-2005, 06:03 AM
Elvis Aryan Presley, that this is nowhere near arian, he should be blonde and have blue eyes. He'd also need to be a bit taller. :D
GK Punk
06-15-2005, 03:53 PM
My friend found this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45208&item=5980369315
愛
06-15-2005, 03:57 PM
Is...is that a guy in that picture?
GK Punk
06-15-2005, 03:58 PM
That's what my friend Nikki said lmao
ThirdMarioBro
06-15-2005, 04:00 PM
*points gun to head*

I have seen too much.

*BLAM*

:lol: :lol:

*hits floor*
Jo Dawn
06-15-2005, 05:31 PM
*blinks* That's... that's all it takes to make money?? And here I was working. Bah.
Ryona
06-16-2005, 12:09 AM
*blinks* That's... that's all it takes to make money?? And here I was working. Bah.

I hear ya, Jo! Time to join the band wagon! *readies the camera* :P
Barkworm
06-16-2005, 12:34 AM
My friend found this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45208&item=5980369315
That's definitely a dude. :lol:
Jo Dawn
06-16-2005, 12:59 PM
I hear ya, Jo! Time to join the band wagon! *readies the camera* :P

*nods* I tell ya, Ryo... We'll go 50/50, huh? I swear I'd make more doing that than what I do now actually working...


...Let's go make an account!! You've got the camera, I'll get the letters ready... ;) :P
ThirdMarioBro
06-16-2005, 03:00 PM
*buys a Yuna costume and readys camera*

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sewer Bull
06-24-2005, 01:39 PM
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5591311581&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1
Ryona
06-24-2005, 03:29 PM
Wow... :|
ThirdMarioBro
06-25-2005, 12:41 AM
2 bids.

I have no faith in human beings at all. :roll:
That Matt Guy
06-25-2005, 12:57 AM
Well it does look like Jesus.
tekcop
06-25-2005, 01:45 AM
That's a cute pen.
damnhooligan
07-01-2005, 03:51 PM
Okay, now for the coolest ebay auction ever: Your very own Mecha (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5593908816&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)
Leonardo_
07-01-2005, 04:02 PM
Such ball-pens aren't very abnormal. You can buy it in every stationery shop.
And there are some with blue liquid, too :)