View Full Version : Russian lake dissapears..
Raph's Girl
05-20-2005, 02:39 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050519/od_nm/odd_russia_lake_dc;_ylt=AlhksXyI9ZLeLal4JZy3K9cSH9 EA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
A Russian village was left baffled Thursday after its lake disappeared overnight.
NTV television showed pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in summer sun, while fishermen from the village of Bolotnikovo looked on disconsolately.
"It is very dangerous. If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost no chance of survival. The trees flew downwards, under the ground," said Dmitry Zaitsev, a local Emergencies Ministry official interviewed by the channel.
Officials in Nizhegorodskaya region, on the Volga river east of Moscow, said water in the lake might have been sucked down into an underground water-course or cave system, but some villagers had more sinister explanations.
"I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.
Raph's Girl note: Yes lady... we stole your lake...very sneaky of us to steal a lake overnight... :roll:
Anarky
05-20-2005, 02:48 AM
Bwahaha! You americans sure are bastards. I'll tell the German media now. Guess what? Try to look for your lakes, there might be one missing. I just checked my window and it's still there. Want proof?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/flat/Fenster.jpg
Raph's Girl
05-20-2005, 02:55 AM
Just you wait! Konigs See is next on our list!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! :flaming:
GK Punk
05-20-2005, 02:57 AM
I think we all know who stole the Lake.
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Anarky
05-20-2005, 02:59 AM
Cobra? The bastards? I'm going to tell German Media again. cobra will bow before teh German media with their awesome propagandinator (TM).
Raph's Girl
05-20-2005, 03:17 AM
Cobra Commander's from the arctic...what does he need with a lake when he can just get snow from where he's from??? :???:
GK Punk
05-20-2005, 03:24 AM
Cobra Commander's from the arctic...what does he need with a lake when he can just get snow from where he's from??? :???:
...Not necissarily... He's from the States accourding to the Comics and Toyline. Plus he's a terrorist, that was the joke ;)
That Matt Guy
05-20-2005, 03:27 AM
All your lakes are belong to us....
it had to be said.
Voltron
05-20-2005, 09:40 AM
Someone set up us the lake!
Indeed it did. And I'm a tad worried that when something like this happens, people blame America. We don't have anti-lake bombs! When will this all end.
"Reuters- Jesus the Christ appeared in the sky over the major cities of the world today dividing people into two groups, the "Saved" and the "Goners." While experts are baffled as to what could be causing this phenomenon, numerous nations have already pointed the finger at America."
Oh, come on. Everyone knows the lake was spiked with vodka and it was drained at a house party held recently over there. Jeez.
Sewer Bull
05-20-2005, 01:55 PM
I think Ernst Stavro Blofeld did that. He's going to suck all sources of potable water and return it for a humongous ransom. That was just a practice.
DrSpengler
05-20-2005, 03:36 PM
Personally, I think this is just another one of Megatron's evil schemes to turn all of the Earth's lakes into energon cubes, with which he can power a giant death-ray to annihilate the Autobots once and for all.
But I wouldn't be worried, he'll probably install a big self-destruct or something.
Doppleganger
05-25-2005, 08:33 PM
Well good thing I live near one of the largest lake systems in the world. 8) Ain't no way any nasty American will take away our lakes. Oh wait! Lake Michigan is in America. :o :P
Dr. Doom
05-26-2005, 11:40 AM
The lake now has a nice home in the Latverian country side. -=Cackle=-
Ryona
05-27-2005, 08:42 AM
:o I should have known it was Dr. Doom! Damn you! *waves fist* :P
A whole lake disapearing over night is really weird. And here I thought it was a joke when I heard a month ago that America is planning to steal fresh water lakes from various countries.
All your lakes are belong to us....
Indeed. :lol:
"Reuters- Jesus the Christ appeared in the sky over the major cities of the world today dividing people into two groups, the "Saved" and the "Goners." While experts are baffled as to what could be causing this phenomenon, numerous nations have already pointed the finger at America." :lol: It's funny because America actually would get fingers pointed at them!
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