Germans and English

[Anarky]

Okay, I'm not the guy who laughs about everything, especially not stupidity. But this was just so insane. I mean... duh!

Anyways, I thought it was so bad (sort of like Engrish) that I had to show you.

Make by oetzly
The Schadow of the Dead!


The little Lars is camping in Dartmoor! Suddenly, he heard a loud sum.He looked around the mist! The sum came nearer and nearer! But he cant see somebody. He screamed. Now, a Zombie came through the mist. In his hand he hold a chain sour. Lars run away, but the Zombie came nearer. Lars fell and the Zombie was at him and want to kill Lars with the chain sour! He sreamed so loud that a man came and shot the Zombie with a pumpgun into his head! The head explodet and a big parasite came out of the Zombie! He looked into the eyes and jumped at the face of Lars! The man took his pumpgun and shot at the parasite! He was dead, and Lars? He too! The man want to go away! But he heard a tick tack! He looked around but he didnt saw anything! Jet he looked down and saw a time mine! His last words were: Oh No! BOOOOOOMMMMMM! The mine was exploded with the man! But one month later, a rabbit found the dead Lars! He think nothing and go away! Than he found the pumpgun of the man! And now he think: The world is my! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(diabolic laugh) He go to america and killed George W. Bush! Then he killed all americans! A man heard something about the terror and go to amerika! The rabbit said: You are dead! The rabbit laughed and the man took his rocked launcher and killed the small rabbit! Now he think: Its over! WRONG! The rabbit army (RA) stand in front of him and said: We want to kill you! All rabbits take their own MG and RATTATTATATA! The man was dead(Durchlöchert)! All rabbits laughed and shouted to the world: ITS OVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is apparently English and supposed to be funny for its content and not its... uhm... style (or whatever that's supposed to be).

Luckily this is nowhere near representative, at least judging by the Germans (and the one Swiss guy :D ) here.

EDIT: we could use this as a sort of Engrish-thread...

[Leonardo_]

This was written by a german?? Sounds like a nazi for me :dead:

[Anarky]

WEll, actually, to me, that guy sounds like a complete moron to me.

His anit-USA-babble is most likely inspired by german media, which has been bashing the US ever since Bush was more or less elected back in 2000.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Oh man, that's some hardcore engrish. :lol:

[Leonardo_]

And because of such things the german often get lump together to be some nazi. At times in some chats I got it thrown to my head although I didn't say a word, so even without cause I was kicked out of the channel :ohwell:

[That Matt Guy]

Oh those crazy Krauts.

[Jester]

Ok....all i hav eto say is "What??" I only understood about 1/5 of that....:P

[Ryona]

I remember reading that some time ago.

Wow... that person types almost as bad as Jester. :P

[Anarky]

I found more. Songs from a girlband , all claiming to take "English advanced classes".

We together are common,
a unit are never lonely,
are swore together,
always fight for each other,
we together are Xetbeybs,
is nevertheless better than alone
together whose we the world on the head,
even if we argue times if we us times fight,

Refrain

Hey, hey girl, girls are monsters,
Girls are monsters,
Hey is nevertheless clear,
We are always for each other.
You know already I can also gladly times stupidly,
then I would send all to you simply into the wild,
but grant after few,
it does to me already again leads,
because it nevertheless all my friends since,

Refrain,

Boys those have a sweet ass,
and kisses gladly and well,
but falls then finally in,
you need mix courage,
is nevertheless **** all the same which other one say,
leave to you time simple,
is simple you,
did not read you urge,
if you find mr. red!

It's not as bad as "The Schadow of dead" but it sure had me laughing for a minute or two, because it reminded me of... "All your base are belong to us".

I wonder how this sounds when they sing it. They could rename themselves to "The Babelfish-chicks" or something.

[That Matt Guy]

That reads like a goth 13 year old girl's crappy livejournal poem.

[Leonardo_]

I don't see any sense in this song perhaps I don't understand most of the text :P .
What's the girlband called? I can't remember the song.

[damnhooligan]

One of my German friends (who in his defense, rarely speaks English) calls our freezer a "frozer". Its such an awesome term that I now regularly employ the word.

He also a huge fan of "Deep Puhpahl".

[Anarky]

I don't see any sense in this song perhaps I don't understand most of the text :P .
What's the girlband called? I can't remember the song.

They call themselves the XT-Babes (a bunch of teens trying to make it big). Not with these lyrics. Anyways, my brother stumbled across their site.

On a related sidenote (actually total Offtopic): my new keyboard works great. and it has LEDs underneith the keys. :D