TMNT Quotes.

[Serp]

Post any TMNT Quotes that you like from the New Cartoon, The old Cartoon, games, comic books, anything.

This one is From the TMNT- Power Rangers cross over.

Astronema- What is that!!!?

Mike- What a minuite!!? You're asking a turtle that lives in a sewer to explain a cosmic event?

[Leonardo_the_sword_master]

Mickey when fighting mousers, "What the shell are those things?"
Rapheal, "What the shell?"

[KermaTheTurtleoid]

From the Old Cartoon episode, Planet of the Turtleoids:

Mikey: He's a talking a turtle!

Raph: Oh come on, now who'd ever believe a thing like that?

From the 3rd movie:

Don: Look on the bright side April, we could've fallen into a big, greasy, smelly pile of -

April: Don't even say it!


From the Easter episode of the old toon:
Krang: Shredder, come let me show me my newest invention!

Shredder: A remote control? Somebidy has already invented that, Krang.

From the old toon episode Peking Turtle:
Shredder: You're left, you're left, you left wife & 48 kids!

Also from the easter episode:

Rocksteady: Hey Krang, we got them toytles docelized!

Krang: No you don't you IDIOTS!

From the ep following the easter episode, Once Upon A Time Machine:

(I can't remember the exact words)

Rocksteady: The future...it's so nice and clean

Bebop: Yeah, don't ya just hate it?

From The Big Rip Off episode of the old cartoon:

Rocksteady: That you boss?

Shredder: No, it's the tooth fairy!

Bebop: hey let me talk to that crook! I left my little baby tusk unda my pillow and didn't get nuthin'.

[KermaTheTurtleoid]

Also from the Planet of the Turtleoids episode:

Don: You don't suppose Krang and Shredder are messing around with mutagen again do you?

Raph: A giant sumo-wrestling hamster? Where do they think up these things?

And later on in that same epsiode:

Mikey: Dudes, for all we know this might be the same pet store we came from?

Don: You know, sometimes I wonder if we wouldn't have been better off as ordinary turtles.

Raph: And miss out getting attacked by Shredder and his goons every week?

[MrPliggins]

case of the killer pizzas:
raph: mr. home run slugger here had to go bat the controller into the water!
don: well, it...seemed like a good idea at the time.

turtles, turtles everywhere
garbage dump computer: what is the password?
raph: password? we don't need no stinkin' password!
garbage dump computer: stinking is the correct word. you may enter.

burne's blues (lair is frozen)
Leo (answers communicator): Hey fellas, it's April!
Raph: It's about time! I've had it with January!

it came from beneath the sewers:
April: Michelangelo! I've been looking all over for you!
Mike: Well why'd you do that? I was right here. Here, I won these for you.

sky turtles
bebop (hits his head): ow! that smarts!
Raph: Enjoy it, pig-face! That's the only kind of smarts you'll ever have!

[Leonardo Mystic]

Current show:

A Better Mousetrap:

Mikey: "Next time, let's leave the wall climbing to the dude in the red and blue tights."
Leo: "You read way too many comic books."

Don: "These mousers are incredible! The circuitry, the articulation, the servomechanics!"
Raph: "Geez, Donny! Why don't you just marry one already?!"

Attack of The Mousers:

Leo: "Your reign of terror is over, Stockman."
Mikey: "Have you been practicing?"
Leo: *pleased* "You like it?"

Meet Casey Jones:

Leo: *happy* "Guys, check it out. I got my split kick right."
Raph: "I missed it. Let me see it again."
Leo: *does split kick a second time*
Raph: "One more time."
Leo: *does a third time*
Raph: "Ha. Saw that one."
Casey: *holds up both hands, along with Raph* "I give you ten."
Leo: *teasing* "Hey, Raph, only a six?"
Raph: *looks at hands* "Bro, it's all I got."

I may post some more later. These immediately came to mind.

[Serp]

From the new toon

Leo- Are those real ninjas?

Mikey- Well there definatley Ninja esque.

[TheShowstoppa]

From Secret Origins part 3:

Whilst Shredder Utrom is on Raph's head
Mikey: Get it off!!! Next there's going to be an alien Shredder busting out of Raph's Chest.
*Gets smacked in the head*
Mikey: Thanks. I needed that!

[Leonardo_the_sword_master]

:first TMNT movie:
Mikey," and if you put ancohvies on that man your in big trouble."
The best of the best :D

[Misfit]

Movie I
Mikey: Wise men say forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza!

Raph: (as he's being attacked on April's roof) You guys must be studying the abrigded book of ninja fighting. I mean, come on, how'd you expect to beat me? (dozens of new Foot appear) Good answer, good answer!

April: ...and it knows my name! Perfect. Why don't I ever dream of Harrison Ford?

Casey: Lead the way, toots.
April: "Toots"?
Casey: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah, Princess? You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.

Donnie: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks!
Mikey: No joke! The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees!

Leo: One of these guys must know where they're holding Splinter, so DON'T knock them all out!
Mikey: I don't think that's gonna be a problem, Leo!

Mikey: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!

Leo: Are you crazy?
Raph: Yeah, Leo, okay. I'm a loony, okay!
Donnie: Why
Raph: Why? Why, Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, 'couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

Donnie: Gosh. It's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it?

April: I'm not dreaming, am I?
Splinter: No, I am afraid not.

Leo: Listen, Raph, about what I said before. You know, about not needing you and all.
Raph: Leo, don't.
Leo: Boy we missed you.
Donatello: It's a Kodak moment.

Raph: DAMN!

Movie II

April: The rat is the cleanest one!

Leo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.

Leo: Take the ugly one!
Raph: No you take the ugly one!
Donnie: I'll take the ugly one.
Mikey: Which one's the ugly one?

Keno: Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight?
Girl: Dream on, Dweeb.
Keno: Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner.

Splinter: Michaelangelo, show the professor where we may rest.
Mikey: Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton.
Mikey: Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.

Raph: Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear in this ear!

Leo: I'm Leonardo.
Mikey: I'm Michaelangelo.
Donnie: Donatello.
Raph: I'm Raphael!
Mikey: All the good ones end in "O"!

Mikey: Wouldn't it just be easier to call it "the pink one"?

New Toon
Casey: (after Mikey shows he's unimpressed with his grandma's farmhouse) Dude, you live in a sewer?

Casey: I can't believe you guys walked right into a trap!
Splinter: I believe it.

Splinter: (to April, after Mikey burps and Don and Raph clap for it) This is what I have to live with ALL the time.

Mikey: I'm the pretty one!

Splinter: How many times have I told you not to sneak up to the surface?
Mikey: This month?
Donnie: About 512, actually.

Mikey: And that's how they defeated "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave".

Leo: It's getting awful ugly in here.
Raph: Nah, that's just Mikey.
Mikey: Hey, I was voted as having a smile that brightens any room.

Whiny Utrom: I hate walking on my tentacles!
Other Utrom: Shut up, Krang.

Leo: So, April, are you a news repoter?
April: In another lifetime maybe.

Shredder: Say farewell to each other while you still can.
Mikey: Oh yeah, Mr. Spiky-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell to... Uh... To yourself.
Raph: Oh yeah, Mikey, that got him.

Leo: April, I can't hear you. Can you talk a little louder?
April: Not really. We're being held by these aliens. They're big and ugly and they stink.

[Leonardo Mystic]

Current show:

Attack of The Mousers

Mikey: "That's right! We're unbelieveable!"
Raph: "Jeez! Where's your off switch?"

April: "Get me in the control room, and I'll create blank spots in the cameras along the corridor."
Raph: *gesturing to Mikey* "We've got a blank spot right here."

Darkness on The Edge of Town

Leo: "Keep that flame away from Mikey. He just scarfed a whole chili pizza for dinner."

Notes From The Underground Part One

Mikey: *debris from subway ceiling tickles nose, and is about to sneeze* "Ahh..."
Raph: *quickly clamps a hand on his nose* "Not one sound, Mikey."
Mikey: *stuffily* "I got it."
Mikey: *seconds later, lets out tremendous sneeze* "Ahh.. ACHOO!"
Raph: "Jeez! For cryin' out loud, Mikey! Next time bring some antihistamine!"

Monster Hunter

Mikey: "What'd she say?"
Donny: "I couldn't hear her because someone was crunching pistacho nuts in my ear."
Mikey: "What?"

Space Invaders Part Two

Leo: "In case you haven't noticed, I'm making this up as I go along."

Nobody's Fool

Leo: "Note to self: Buy Mikey some new deodorant."

[Ra]

One off the 'Secret Origans' eps (probably the last one, I can't remember, so they're not the exact same words)

Utrom 1: these tentacles are killing me!
Utrom 2: shut up Krang!

The Shredder Strikes

Leo: hmm...I think that's what Mikey would call 'air mail'...

Roage in the House part 1

Raph: Geez! All of these buttons and none of them says 'ON'

The Way of Invisability

Hun: This is some nice steel. How about tellin' me who gave 'em to ya?
Raph: yo mama!

The Ultimate Ninja

April: okay, who orderd Mango Choc chip?
Mike: Me! Me! *sings* I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Don: If you sing that one more time I am going to scream!


I have many more where that came from, but I can't be stuffed right now :D

[Leonardo Mystic]

Mikey's ice cream in that Ultimate Ninja quote was actually a banana split with caramel and almonds, just FYI. :)

[Dragnskull]

...how can you ppl call urselves turtle fans without putting this one in here:

"Cowabunga!!!"

=/ that was the first that came to mind.

also, from movie 1:
raph on the rooftop: "= cmon, how do you guys expect to beat me?"
*more foot comes*
raph: "Good answer, good answer"

TMNT 2:
Raph in the junkyard after being cought talking to Tatsu:
"You know, with a face like yours, id make up with it with some sort of a personality, hahaha..."

turtles sitting watchign news, mikey eating (i think its a carrot?):
Mikey: *chewing*
Raph: Hey mikey, think you could chew any louder, I can still HEAR outa this one.
mikey: ... *looks at raph* ... *takes a HUGE LOUD BITE* *CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
raph: GAH *storms away*

at the beginning fight scene in the mall or whatever htat place was:
Mikey: "Killer colecuts WAHHHH" *grabs a guy and pulls him over counter, beating the snot out of him, coming up and jumping on him, and headbutting him, gets up, climbs over the counter and grabs 2 pairs of link sausages*
Mikey: THE MISSING LINK *uses sausages as nunchukas and chasses 2 guys out of the store, throwing the sausage at them*
Mikey: AND NEXT TIME ILL USE MUSTARD!

<- Huge TMNT1 and 2 movie fan

[Serp]

From TMNT 2

Don- These Ropes are remarkably effective.

Mike- Remind me to send a line to Ralph Nader.

[Leonardo_the_sword_master]

turtles sitting watchign news, mikey eating (i think its a carrot?):
Mikey: *chewing*
Raph: Hey mikey, think you could chew any louder, I can still HEAR outa this one.
mikey: ... *looks at raph* ... *takes a HUGE LOUD BITE* *CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
raph: GAH *storms away*


No. It was a candy bar, with lots of nuts.

[Dragnskull]

No. It was a candy bar, with lots of nuts.

ahh, ty, i couldnt remember offhand what it was

[Leonardo_the_sword_master]

ahh, ty, i couldnt remember offhand what it was
No problem.
You can tell that your a big fan of TMNT when you start to realize the smallest details :D

[Misfit]

April: okay, who orderd Mango Choc chip?
Mike: Me! Me! *sings* I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Don: If you sing that one more time I am going to scream!
That made me giggle so much when I first watched that episode. It's still funny. I adore how they write Mikey in the new show, he's too funny.

Leo's "air mail" thing was awesome, too.

[XERO]

From Reflections

(As the Turtles reminisce over how the Shredder almost convinced Leonardo to join the Foot in The Shredder Strikes part 1.)
Mikey: (A la Darth Vader) "Join me, Leonardo. I am your faaatheeer."

[TheShowstoppa]

Actually, in movie II, Mikey says, "Combat Coldcuts!"

In Alien Invasion ep. 1
After a huge explosion occurs Leo and Don are seperate from the other two hidden behind a bush:
Leo: Mikey?
Don: Definately Mikey.

[Dragnskull]

Actually, in movie II, Mikey says, "Combat Coldcuts!".

i couldnt rememebr what the sausages were called =/

[remix17]

Old show:

Shredder: Baxter, please build me a giant spiked rat catcher.

Krang: Shredder, this crystal is just like you.
Shredder: You mean it's flawless? :D
Krang: No...it’s cracked!

Shredder: I'm going to make the best of a bad situation.
April: Shredder, everywhere you go is a bad situation.

Rocksteady: I'm putting you in charge of the wedding arrangements. Now go swipe a ring and kidnap a preacher!

Shredder: I am your master! You will bow to my superior will!... Unless of course you're not in the mood.

Michaelangelo: Aw c'mon, dude! There's gotta be a limit even to your grossiosity!
Shredder: Maybe so, but I haven't found it yet!

Raphael: Shredder in the Turtlevan?
Donatello: We have no choice, Raphael. Get in, Shredder.
Shredder: (gets in) That's precisely right. You have no choice.
(Bebop and Rocksteady are about to get in, but Raphael pushes them away)
Raphael: Ah-ah-ah, no way! We may have to put up with you, Shredder, but not your henchmutants!
Shredder: You win a few, you lose a few.

Shredder: (laughs) If they get in our way, we'll crush them! The Technodrome will squash them in their shells like bugs!

Courtesy of TV Tome.

[Leonardo_the_sword_master]

Krang: Shredder, this crystal is just like you.
Shredder: You mean it's flawless?
Krang: No...it’s cracked! LOL!!! that was priceless!

Episode 3, season 1. 'Attack of the Mousers'.
*mikey's listening to his music*
Raph, "Hey earth to mikey!" *slaps Mikey in the head*.
Mikey, "Ow! what?"
Raph, "She woke up, Leo fixed her some tea, and shes starting to think we could be real."
Mikey, "Awesomely Radicly dude!"
Raph, "You keep talking like that and she'll pass out again."
Mikey, "Hey!"

[Leonardo Mystic]

Meet Casey Jones

Leo: He's your brother.
Mikey: No, he's your brother.
Leo: Definitely your brother.

[remix17]

Old Show

Shredder: Oh, I can't stand just sitting here in the dark not knowing what’s happening!
Krang: That's because you're usually sitting in the light not knowing what's happening.

Shredder: Why is it when something happens, they're MY idiotic mutants?

Raphael: He's not only from medieval Japan, but also from an alternate universe. So naturally, he speaks English.

Krang: Shredder, come let me show you my newest invention!
Shredder: A remote control? Somebody has already invented that, Krang.

Splinter: Stop! What is the meaning of this?
Donatello: They're in love.
Splinter: That is good.
Donatello: With the same woman.
Splinter: That is bad.

Shredder: And as the new ruler of Earth, you will be my first royal execution!

Shredder: Right this way!
Leonardo: So this is your hideout—an abandoned building.
Raphael: What a brilliantly original idea.

Shredder: No matter, they're still out of my way for good!
Krang: Your way?! Don't you mean our way?!
Shredder: I know what I mean, you pompous little ganglian! I don't need you any longer! In fact, I don't need anyone! <laughs long and hard>
Michaelangelo: Wrong, dude! (enters with Splinter)
Shredder: Splinter! Michaelangelo! But I thought you were--
Michaelangelo: History? No way, compadre!
Shredder: KRAAANG! I NEED YOU!

Shredder: I'll take that!
Rupert: Sure, for $19.95 you will!

Krang: Out! Out! I want to examine this Personal Energy Projector!
Shredder: Here it is, but I don't think you can expect much for $19.95.


--TV Tome

[Sage Ninja]

Classic Toon

Raphael:**a bus flips across the path of the TMNT**(very nonchalant) Oh look a flying bus.

(not exactly how it is worded)

**portly guy with a mustach comes up to the TMNT at a Carnival**

Portly Guy: Where have you guys been the show started ten minutes ago, your up next.

TMNT: huh?

Portly Guy: And where are your clown outfits?

Leonardo: Excuse me sir but think there has been some mistake--

Portly Guy: No my mistake was when I hired you four geeks, just get on there now **drags a perplexed Leonardo away** and next time leave those lousy turtles costums at home!

Raphael: **turns to Donatello and Michaelangelo** lets say we just lay this guy out, huh.


**after Splinter is attacked by Shredder and he is at home sleeping it off**

Leonardo: Shredder must pay for this!

Raphael: Yeah I'd like to douse him in that mutagent and turn him into a mutant hamster.


Raphael: hey Michaelangelo why aren't you yelling out "Cowabunga"

Michaelangelo: aww, to you the truth guys I'm getting a little tired of that. i think i'm going to try out something new that i've been working on...yabba dabba do--**is smothered by the TMNT**


**just escapes a death trap, only to get traped in a hall way with wall that start to close in on them**
Michaelangelo: You get the feeling that some one has it in for us?


First TMNT Live Action Movie

Michaelangelo: **watching cartoons of a race between a hare and a turtle** nooo, come on you let him go right past you...**makes aggravated noise** ...your leting him embarrase you, co--ninja kick the damn rabbit!!

**Shredder falls to his death into a Garbage truck**

Shredder: AAAAHHHHHH **crash**

Casey: **walks up to the truck anf turns the crushing mechnism on** oops

New Toon

**Leonardo is fighting a snake and gets flung into the wall**

Leo: urmph!! **slides down wall and lands on his head** note to self arms are over rated.

**Michaelangelo is being dragged behind a Truck through the snow**

Mikey: (straining) ho ho ho merry **slams into a car** bumpy ( flips onto his stomach) Christmas!

[Armaggon]

OK i just finished reading everyone elses quotes and i couldn't believe you all forgot about this one from the second movie.

Leo: You take the ugly one....
Raph: No you take the ugly one..
Don: I'll take the ugly one..
Mikey: Which one's the ugly one?

Really a classic quote from the "Secret of the Ooze". well in my mind it is anyway.

[Ra]

Mikey's ice cream in that Ultimate Ninja quote was actually a banana split with caramel and almonds, just FYI. :)
Oh...well, goes to show what happens when you don't tape Ultimate Ninja ;) Thanks LM!

[remix17]

Shredder: This is all your fault. I TOLD you to handle it carefully.
Rocksteady: B-but, boss, you was the one who dropped it.
Shredder: Quiet, you idiot!

MACC: I detest violence!
Raphael: I kinda feel the same way about underwear with hearts on it.

Shredder: You mutants may have won this round, but there will be others!
Baxter: That’s right! There will be others!
Shredder: Will you shut up?

Bebop: Someday we're gonna have our own show.
Rocksteady: Yeah, then WE'LL be the boss of Shredder!

Rocksteady: OK, lawbreaker, you're under arrest. You have the right to "blah blah blah."

Krang: By the way, in case you have any ideas about turning the creature against me, remember that I too have a remote control, more powerful than yours! Mine works the TV, the VCR, and the stereo!

Shredder: I'm beginning to think this whole contest is phony. It's obviously a--oof!
Butler: I say down there! Congratulations! You've won the contest!
Shredder: Oh, I hate being wrong.

[Serp]

Man I hope this han't been mentioned yet.

Old Toon

Raph- *gulp* Well its back to the ol' pet shop for us.

Shredder- Far from it, Tonight I dine on turtle soup.

I love that line not so much for the line itself, but more for the badass way it was delivered. 8)

[remix17]

Oh, indeed. In fact, I thought this was well delivered too, both of Shred's lines:

Krang: No, stop! It's not perfected yet!
Shredder: I can't wait any longer! I want the city to grovel at my feet now!
Krang: Shredder, you're an insane, power-mad thing!
Shredder: (pause) Thank you.

And the rest. Old toon, old school, etc.

Vernon: Have no fear! Newsman is here!
Michaelangelo: Newsman?
Raphael: Yeah, I can't wait to meet his sidekick, Weather Boy.

Krang: Don't annoy me, Shredder....I'm having a very bad day.

Shredder: The Turtles! What does it take to stop you?
Raphael: Whatever it is, you ain't got it!
Shredder: We'll discuss it some other time!

Michaelangelo: I guess I'll drown my sorrows at Vinnie's with a pizza. And the weird thing is, I crave pizza no more.

Shredder: The fool! He cannot recognize true genius.
Rocksteady: We know just how you feel, boss.

Michaelangelo: Oh no! I've been delivering pizzas for Shredder? Well there goes my chances of getting a raise.

Bebop: I'm glad they didn't use that brain switcher thing on Rocksteady and me.
Shredder: Don't worry, you can't switch something that isn't there.

Shredder: Forgive the messy appearance, gentlemen. If I had known you were coming, I might've tidied up the place.

Krang: I shouldn't have joined forces with a ninja. Next time I conquer a planet, I'm using an accountant.

[Sage Ninja]

Classic Toon

April: You turtles have just been declared public enemy number one!

Michaelangelo: Alright! were at the top!

Rapheal: yeah, number one with a bullet.

________

Leonardo: Its time to bring out our secret weapon **whistles** ooh Flora!

Raphael: **snickers** yeah you can't keep your date waiting.

Michaelangelo (dressed up as a flower woman):Man I can't believe I'm doing this i feel like such a twerp! Besides I hate first dates.

**Giant Mutant Plant drops Dontello and he crawls away as the Plant notices Michaelangelo**

Mutant Plant: **laughs sugestively and tickles Michaelangelo under the chin** cooche-cooche-coo!

Michaelangelo (in a high girly voice): **giggles** oh you big tease i bet you do this ( voice become a little manlier) to all the growths.
_________

Leonardo: turtles fight with honor!!



Live Action Turtles Movie Two

Leonardo: yes Master Splinter!

Raphael (mimics Leo): yes Master Splinter

**Leo and Raph start shoving each other**

Splinter: hey, ten flips now!

Raphael: (tauntingly) ha!

Leo and Raph: ( out of sync with each other as they do back flips) One-one-two-two...

________

Michaelangelo: hey i have two words that can solve our housing problem **dramatically** Time Share!

Donatello: **thumps on Mikey's head** not quite ripe yet.
_______

**at the end**

Splinter (sternly): where you seen?

TMNT: (almost in unison) No, no master. Not at all **denials continue**

Splinter: **shows Newspaper of the TMNT on front page** grunts.

TMNT: **groans and are wearing "oh we are in deep sh*t expressions on their faces. Start to line up**

Splinter: ten flips now and remember, GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!!

[NeoBix]

from TMNT the first movie:

after Raphael meets Casey Jones in Central Park...

Raphael: "A Jose Conseco bat? Tell me, you didn't pay money for this?"
Casey: "Ooooh. Two-for-one sale, pal."

[remix17]

OLD TOON

Shredder: We'll go back to the surface. And this time, we shall not fail. (gets ready to exit, but Bebop and Rocksteady just stand immobile) Well, don't just stand there! Come on! (pulls on Rocksteady's ear)
Rocksteady: Yeowch, boss! A rhino's ears are real sensitive!
Shredder: Why do you think I'm pulling on them?

Krang: They will fail, Shredder. They always fail.
Shredder: But what choice do I have? Only mutants are immune to the Mesmerizer's beam. Humans like myself can't be near it when they set it off!
Krang: You don't have to explain it to me. I invented it, remember?
Shredder: I wasn't explaining it to you. (points to the viewers) I was explaining it to them.

Aunt Aggie: Don't worry. We'll throw a monkey wrench into their plans.
Raphael: If she pulls one of those out of her purse, I'm outta here!


--I think I'm enjoying this thread too much!

[Serp]

OLD TOON




--I think I'm enjoying this thread too much!


Thats what its here for. :)

[Sage Ninja]

Classic Toon

**the turtle Van being controlled is careening out of control about to Crash**

April: Do something! i made plans for the weekend.

Donatello: **suddenly stands up** the trackor it might work **jumps into the back of the Van**.

Raphael: shrewd move Donatello, if we ignore the problem it might go away by its self.


**same episode a few lines later, the turtle Van almsot crashes into a Brick wall, and Michaelangelo and Leonardo are unsettled by it**

Michaelangelo:**with his hands covering his eyes tentivly crakes an eye open and looks out side the window. Notices how close to the wall they are**

Raphael: Hey why the panic, you had a whole three inches to spare.

Leonardo: **slides down his seat**

[Shreddette]

Raphael: Shredder in the Turtlevan?
Donatello: We have no choice, Raphael. Get in, Shredder.
Shredder: (gets in) That's precisely right. You have no choice.
(Bebop and Rocksteady are about to get in, but Raphael pushes them away)
Raphael: Ah-ah-ah, no way! We may have to put up with you, Shredder, but not your henchmutants!
Shredder: You win a few, you lose a few.

What episode is that from?

[Sage Ninja]

the one where it is michaelangelo's birthday and his bro's decide to play a joke on him and forget his birthday so they can spring a surprice on him. but because he doesn't this Michaelangelo actually gets pretty upset and hurt
(not that i blame him that was a pretty mean joke to play on him :( )and goes off on his own and get snagged by Shredder and the grusume twosume, thus that little scene that is there.

[remix17]

Rocksteady: Oooh, shiver me timbers!
Bebop: And while you're at it, shiver mine also!

Shredder: I'd use this Medi-Laser on your brain—if it weren't such a small target!

Shredder: Don't worry, we shall not fail.
Krang: I wish I had a Dimension X Dollar for every time I heard that.

(Shredder thinks he's Michelangelo)
Splinter: Who are you? How did you find this place and what is your mission?
Shredder: I am Michaelangelo. This is my home. My mission is to serve the cool forces of good, to obey my totally hip master Splinter, and whenever possible, to consume mondo portions of pizza.

Shredder: [Bebop and Rocksteady] are taking one of those self-improvement courses on video tape.
Krang: What's it on, low-impact stupidity?

Raphael: Chandelier's a nice touch.
Shredder: That was my idea. I felt the place could use some cheering up.

[Raphael and Michaelangelo are tied up back-to-back in chairs with a bomb next to them]
Raphael: We're Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! We oughta be able to escape from a cornball setup like this!
[Raphael notices Michaelangelo rocking side to side]
Raphael: What are you doing?
Michaelangelo: Well, I once saw this movie where this dude was tied up and he just kept rocking back and forth 'til he fell over.
Raphael: It's worth a try.
[Raphael rocks side to side with Michaelangelo and they soon fall over]
Raphael: Great! Then what did he do?
Michaelangelo: I dunno. I went into the kitchen for some popcorn.

[Masked Ninja]

I don't think I've seen this yet... it's probably my favorite, so shaaame on y'all...

Old toon - Episode: "Enter the Shredder"

Shredder: It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form; you owe EVERYTHING to me! ...Don't deny your destiny - join me..."
Raph: Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning for ya?!

[Sage Ninja]

Classic Toon

Leonardo: guys...don't let that stuff touch you it might be deadly.

Michaelangelo: don't sweat it dudes these chucks will take care of this walking gliue factory. urmph! **gets thrown into the wall by goo and is pinned** (dejectedly) Oh maybe not.

Leonardo: **runs up to Mike Katanas drawn** Don't panick Michaelangelo (dramiactically) I will set you free!

Raphael: Gosh your a regular Ablicoln.
___________

Leonardo: uh-oh guys were surrounded.

Raphael: and Mr. Home Runner Slugger here, had to go bat the controller into the water.

Donatello: oh well it seemed like a good idea at the time.
___________

Leonardo: its Rocksteady and Bebop!

Donatello: I wonder why the temper tantrum?

Raphael: Beats me. Heh maybe they passed a mirror and saw what they looked like **chuckles**
___________

Donatello: (holds up a jar of some dryed up goo) guess what this is?

Raphael: well its eighther very old pizza or whats left of the wicked witch of the west.



I'm sorry in just about every one of the quotes that I have listed from the classic toon Raphael has some line in them, but I'm sorry Raphael just had the greates quips and the dilvery of them has and always will crack me up. Raphael is the best. I swear there should be some thread that pays homage to all the quips that Raphael makes in this series. LOL 8) :lol:

[Ryona]

I'm sorry in just about every one of the quotes that I have listed from the classic toon Raphael has some line in them, but I'm sorry Raphael just had the greates quips and the dilvery of them has and always will crack me up. Raphael is the best. I swear there should be some thread that pays homage to all the quips that Raphael makes in this series. LOL 8) :lol:


Amen to that! I love old series Raph! So much better than new series Raph. :D

His wit and cool demeanour made him very charming. *nods*

[Sage Ninja]

I'm going to have to reluctantly agree with that sentiment. I loved and adored classic toon raphael ( when he wasn't picking on my Beloved michaelagelo) and I have to say that even though new toon Raph is okay, I feel slightly alianated by him in the new toon.

[Masked Ninja]

Amen to that! I love old series Raph! So much better than new series Raph. :D

His wit and cool demeanour made him very charming. *nods*
I like the new Raph because he's more "accurate" according to the comics... but in terms of funny, old toon Raph is the way to go. Mikey's quips just aren't as clever, and I appreciate clever humor a lot more often than silly humor.

Of course, I also love Don in the old toon because he was hilarious... just the level of his geekdom, I suppose. He and Raph are my favorites there. In everything else, Leo is my top turtle. But that's because even I think he was annoyingly bossy in the old toon. He does a lot better now.

[remix17]

OLD TOON:

Bebop: Oh, oh boy, boss. Are we going to beat up on the toitles?
Shredder: If I know you, you're going to get beat up by the Turtles!
Rocksteady: What's the difference as long as somebody gets beat up?

Shredder: We use the old "Create-A-Disturbance-So-The-Authorities-Will-Report-Our-Wherabouts-And-Someone-Will-Alert-The-Turtles" scheme.

Shredder: Don't worry, Krang. Bebop and Rocksteady will return with the equipment on schedule, you'll see.
Krang: Well they'd better for your sake! (turns a dark purple color) If those two bumbling cretins spoil my plans you're gonna pay for it big time!
Shredder: I never realized how purple brings out the lavender in your eyes.
Krang: Why thank you, do you think... ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!

Raphael: After all we just went through, how can you even look at a pizza?
Michaelangelo: I don't want to look at it. I just want to eat it.

Shredder: Come along, you two.
Rocksteady: Oh, all we ever do is go up and down, up and down!
Krang: Sounds like the perfect job for a couple of yo-yos. I made a funny.

And I can't remember exactly how the quote went, but...

Shredder: You want me to kidnap April?
Krang: What's the problem?
Shredder: Well, it's just that we've done it 30 times already. But, who's counting?

TMNT Movie 1:

Mikey: Oh...ninja-kick the damn rabbit!

TMNT Movie 2:

Leo: That's right, Shredder, you forgot; we carry insurance!
Mikey: Yeah, Mutual of Splinter, dude!

Raph: You know, pal, if I had a face like yours, I might try to make up for it with some kind of a personality.

Mikey: ...you'll regret not getting on that plane. Maybe not today, maybe not....

Shredder: (to Tokka and Rahzar) Attack me if you will. (quickly backs up) When it is over, you will call me "master."
Tokka: Mah...mah...
Rahzar:...Ma-ma? Oh, mama!
(Both embrace a horrified Shredder)

Mikey: (to crowd) You like what you saw? Then give it up for a turtle!

[Serp]

In one of the TMNT Next mutation episodes

Random Guy- Whatcha packin in that shell baby!!!?

Venus- Mace.


:lol:

THat was my favorite epi of that series.

[Leonardo Mystic]

Current series

Fallen Angel

Leo: "Geez, I can barely move in this stuff. What's the deal with humans and clothes?"
Raph: "You ever seen a human in his skivvies? Trust me, it's not a pretty sight."

[Serp]

From New TMNT Shredder Strikes Back pt 2

Mike- ladies and gentlemen, turtles a rats, run do not walk to the nearest exit. :lol:
----
Shredder- Like the pheonix I have risen from the ashes, and into my fire you shall fall.
----
Shredder- I was merely buying my time, awaiting the right moment for my ninja forces to strike.......and they struck hard........They herded my enemies to me like sheep to the slaughter.



In the new series Shredder is kinda poetic...in a sadist kinda way. :o

[XERO]

Major portion of the episode I recite the most. :D

From the episode Sky Turtles:

Leo: (As Mikey floats in the air) "Michelangelo, don't leave while Master Splinter's giving you advice!"
Mike: "Believe me, this isn't my idea!"
(The other Turtles and Master Splinter join him.)
Raph: (In the air) "Whatever Michelangelo got is catchy!"

Krang: "Shredder, you're an insane, power-mad thing!"
Shredder: "Thank you!"

(After they fall back to the ground.)
Mike: "A mondo nutso experience, dudes."
Raph: "Yeah. If you can't trust Mother Gravity, who CAN you trust?!"

Raph: (As the Turtle Van turns over from the gravity device) "Great, more falling on our heads!"

(Bebop and Rocksteady prepare to take on the defenseless Turtles and they are talking to Shredder and Krang.)
Shredder: "Rocksteady, Bebop, are you ready?"
Rocksteady: "Yeah! *growl* Ready to make Turtle Stew out dose shellbacks!"
Bebop: "Heh heh! *snort* We'll mash dem inta mush!"

(Bebop and Rocksteady crash a dress shop via module.)
Rocksteady: "Whoa, look, a ladies dress shop!"
Bebop: *snort* "Gee, I neva been in one before!"

Rocksteady: (singsong) "I'm gonna crack some sheee-ellls!"

(Donatello manages to take off Rocksteady's Gravity Boots, exposing his smelly-socked feet.)
Don: "WHOO! This is hazardous work!"

Mike: (After he tries on Rocksteady's Gravity Boots) "Oh, this is really righteous! Too bad they don't come in green!"

(2 Foot Soldiers go after Mike)
Mike: "Oh no, Foot Soldiers after my foot gear!"

Mike: (After he takes the now melted Foot Soldiers' Gravity Boots) "Score, Turtles=2 Bad Guys=Zippo!"

(Leo, Raph, and Don are wearing 4 Gravity Boots side by side)
Don: "Well, guys, what do you think?"
Raph: "I think all that time upside-down affected your brain!"
Don: "Well, hey, it's either this, or someone rides you Turtle-back."

(The Turtles are in the Turtle Blimp as the city is being affected by the gravity device. A cat floats pass them.)
Raph: "Leonardo, look out for that cat!"
Cat: "MEEEOOOOWWW!"
Leo: "What's a cat doing up here?"
Raph: "Probably asking that same question about 4 turtles!"

Mike: "Cowabunga, a pizza truck!"
(Mike opens the truck. Dozens of pizzas fly out and one hits Mike in the face.)
Mike: "Ya know the world's really gone bizzaro when pizzas bite you back!"

(Rocksteady and Bebop hit their heads on the Turtle Blimp.)
Bebop: "Oww, that smarts!"
Raph: "Enjoy it, pigface! That's the only kind of 'smarts' you'll ever have!"

(The Turtles manage to escape from B&R)
Rocksteady: Heeey! Come back! Where you guys goin'?!"
Bebop: (scratches his head) "Do ya suppose it wuz somethin' we said?"

Raph: "Hey, Donatello, what happens when too much reverse gravity hits too much reverse gravity?!?"
Don: "You know, that's a good question, Raphael..."
(The gravity device is about to break loose.)
Don: "...and I think it's about to get answered!"

Mike: "Whoops."
(After the gravity is back to normal, Mike drops the satellite dish and breaks it.)
Mike: "Uh-oh. April's boss is gonna get mondo ticked off!"
Raph: "You know where we could get about 8 tons of Epoxy Glue?"

(Bebop and Rocksteady are falling down the sky.)
Bebop: Hey, what's goin' on?! First, we're floatin' and den we're fallin'!"
Rocksteady: "Yeah! I wish Gravity would make up its stoopid mind!"

Shredder: "You retched reptiles! You'll pay for this!"
Bebop: "Yeah! And bring cash! *snort* We don't take plastic!"

Mike: "Come back here Shredhead! Let's tango!"
(As Shredder escapes in the module, lava pours out the hole and burns Raph and and Mike's feet.)
Mike/Raph: "Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!"
Don: "You should be happy, fellas. Shredder escaped but at least we saved the city."
Raph: "Oh yeah, we're dancin' in the streets!"

[Katie]

Wow, Ben, I feel like I saw that episode now :)


My favorite quote:

From Shredder Strikes Part 1:

*Michelangelo laughing at Leonardo's impending lecture*

Splinter: Michelangelo, do you think I am funny?

Michelangelo: Well, yeah! I mean, there was this one time, when you told us the joke about the ox and the sparrow...well, I guess it wasn't a joke, but it was funny...*receives jabs from Raph and Don* I mean, no, Master Splinter.

[XERO]

Wow, Ben, I feel like I saw that episode now :)


My favorite quote:

From Shredder Strikes Part 1:

*Michelangelo laughing at Leonardo's impending lecture*

Splinter: Michelangelo, do you think I am funny?

Michelangelo: Well, yeah! I mean, there was this one time, when you told us the joke about the ox and the sparrow...well, I guess it wasn't a joke, but it was funny...*receives jabs from Raph and Don* I mean, no, Master Splinter.

*continues scene* :D

Splinter: "Leonardo, attack me with your katana."
(Raph, Don, and Mikey back off to witness the lesson.)
Leo: (puzzled) "Master Splinter, I-"
Splinter: "Do it, NOW!"
(Leo attacks Splinter as told, but becomes suprised to see Splinter easily catch the edge of the blade between the palms of his hands. The other Turtles are simply stunned.)
Splinter: "Is this the great and glorious weapon of that you speak? Helpless against an old rat, such as myself? Again, with both!"
(Leo uses both of his swords to attack Splinter, but he calmly blocks each and every blow with his walking stick. With blinding speed, he dispatches Leo's blades from the grips of his hands, finishing the touch by lifting Leo's chin.)
Splinter: "In the hands of a true Ninjitsu master, anything can be a deadly weapon."
(The other Turtles laugh at Leo's misjudgment.)
Splinter: "Know this; the weapon is only as good as the arm that wields it, Leonardo. (He throws his walking stick towards the punching bag, piercing it in the process.) Until you have learned otherwise, you have learned...nothing."
(Leo is disappointed at that statement.)

(end scene)

[remix17]

The Shredder Strikes BAck, New Show:

"Nice hats!" :D

[Katie]

*continues scene* :D

Splinter: "Leonardo, attack me with your katana."
(Raph, Don, and Mikey back off to witness the lesson.)
Leo: (puzzled) "Master Splinter, I-"
Splinter: "Do it, NOW!"
(Leo attacks Splinter as told, but becomes suprised to see Splinter easily catch the edge of the blade between the palms of his hands. The other Turtles are simply stunned.)
Splinter: "Is this the great and glorious weapon of that you speak? Helpless against an old rat, such as myself? Again, with both!"
(Leo uses both of his swords to attack Splinter, but he calmly blocks each and every blow with his walking stick. With blinding speed, he dispatches Leo's blades from the grips of his hands, finishing the touch by lifting Leo's chin.)
Splinter: "In the hands of a true Ninjitsu master, anything can be a deadly weapon."
(The other Turtles laugh at Leo's misjudgment.)
Splinter: "Know this; the weapon is only as good as the arm that wields it, Leonardo. (He throws his walking stick towards the punching bag, piercing it in the process.) Until you have learned otherwise, you have learned...nothing."
(Leo is disappointed at that statement.)

(end scene)

Damn you're good..... :D

[Sage Ninja]

Classic Toon

Leonardo: "Shredder is preparing to return the technodrome to Earth. We've got to cut off the power tp the portal!"

Michaelangelo: "Hey outstanding plan, dude, but any idea as to how?

Donatello: "Well, if we could somehow stop the river that would shut down the power station."

Raphael: "Swell, we'll just round up fifty-million beavers and ask them to please build us a dam."
________

Leonardo: "We've got to find the technodrome and stop him!"

Raphael: "Sure, no sweat. And what will we do with the rest of the afternoon."
________

Krang: "Wait! Did you see that."

Shredder: "It's called a neck, something i'm sure you'd like to have."

Krang: "Ooh, just because i'm all brain doesn't mean I don't have feelings."
_______

Bebop: "I wonder why the delivery guy stopped here."

Rocksteady: "Maybe he was visiting his mommy."

Bebop: "I wish I could visit my mommy."

Rocksteady: "Why don't ya?"

Bebop: "I try, but every time she sees me she runs away, screamin."
_______

Raphael: You know I'm getting pretty bored with these private eye disguises.

Donatello: Sorry fellas but our french poodle suits are still at the cleaners.

tee hee hee :lol: there is just something about this line that always cracks me up big time when ever I hear it. Some how just the thought of these mean green ninja's wearing poodle outfits to go out in public on there own volition just makes me giggle. :lol:

[remix17]

Classic Toon

Krang: "Wait! Did you see that?"

Shredder: "It's called a neck, something I'm sure you'd like to have."

Haha, I forgot about that one.

OLD SHOW:

Krang: I can't go out of my mind..it's all I've got.

[Aaron]

The one in my signature.

[remix17]

Sweeeet. I love the Shredder.

I don't know his name, but whoever said this: I knew I never should have trusted someone who looks so much like me.

[remix17]

--THE CASE OF THE KILLER PIZZAS:

(The turtles find Shredder, who is gloating about his monster alien "pets." They don't know the aliens have grown larger.)
Donatello: Just go ahead and try it, bozo! We can handle anything you can throw at us!
Raphael: Or do you think we're scared of those pizza-eating powder-puffs?
Leonardo: (spots aliens) Uh, Raphael--
Raphael: (mocking Shredder) Ooo, we're shaking in our shells, aren't we, guys?
Michelangelo: Now that you mention it--
(The other turtles run off.)
Raphael: (spots monster) Whoa! (flips away) What are those?!
Shredder: Our cute little "pizza-eating powder-puffs."

Leonardo: We'd better go back and help Shredder and Baxter.
Donatello: Are you out of your gourd? They're the bad guys, remember?
Leonardo: As Splinter says, sometimes one must make a pact with evil in order to accomplish good.
Raphael: You know, I don't remember him saying that.
Leonardo: Well, he would have, if he'd ever thought about it.

(The aliens are defeated!)
Raphael: How'd you do that?
Leonardo: Simple. I remembered Baxter saying that a large charge of energy could reverse their growing process.
Donatello: Well, it's a good thing you did. Those creatures nearly stopped our growing process.

[Benito]

“hey dude forgiveness is divine but never pay for late pizza”
“Dudes and dude-ets major league butt-kicking is back in town”
“wait didn’t we see these guys at wrestlemania” “hey whats a giga-watt let me put it this way you wouldn’t want to see it on your electricity bill” “are those guys ninjas? Well they’re certainly Ninja-esque” “how about trying to solve the case of the terrified Turtle” “Nets I’m all out of nuts I mean Nuts I’m all out of Nets” “hey Did I show you my Yo-yo trick…oh I guess I already did” “Is it just me or are these guys beating us, beating us with titanium” “there were many and we kicked butt we fought well master” “so long guys it’s been fun even me Raph especially you Mikey” “ninja pizza, ninja pizza? Pizza that disappears without a trace” “ a highly complex alternate universe, what donnys not the only one who watches star trek“ “COWABUNGA” ””now that you have learned the art of Gembu what’s this about Gumballs?”” ninja kick the damn rabbit” “I DON’T CARE IF IT’S QUEEN LATIFAH IT AIN’T STOPPING US FROM GOING HOME”

[remix17]

Old Show

--IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEWERS

(Shredder has captured April (sigh :D) and is now rooting through her purse. He finds her communicator)
Shredder: Aha!
April: What are you doing?
Shredder: Making sure you don't get lonely.

***

(The turtles' comm rings in their van)
Leonardo: The turte comm!
Donatello: April? Is that you?
Shredder: Not even close.

***

Raphael: Yeah, that's April alright. I recognize her mumble.

***

Michelangelo: (slams a pizza in Baxter's face)
Baxter: I-I can't see!
Michelangelo: Like, that was the plan, dude.

[Lioness-Goddess]

New Toon:

Touch and Go:
Mikey: You know, this whole, 'using your mind' thing is crazy! First I thought, throw them in front of the train. But THEN I thought, No! Let THEM think they threw US in front of the train!
Splinter: Yes, yes my son, it is a whole new development for you.

Nobody's Fool:
Mikey: Doesn't he remind you of someone just a little bit? You know, dark and brooding, fights for justice...
Leo: Uh....no.
Mikey: Turtle Titan, duh!
((Hehe, I thought he was talking about Batman!))

Hun on the Run:
Mikey: Look at it this way, Raph. The Shell Cycle got busted, but Donnie got a shiny new train to play with!
Don: Can I keep it Leo?

Worlds Collide Pt. 1
Raph: Sorry professor. We turtles don't know the meaning of surrender!
Honeycutt: Well, it's a verb which means....

Leo: (impersonating Honeycutt with a REALLY BAD British accent): Uh....oh dear, I'm up here, and it's quite um....extraordinary!

Leo: We gotta shut him up!
Mikey: Donnie! Do something!
Don: *rips off Professor Honeycutt's head*
Mikey: Um...that was a little extreme.
Don: I panicked!

The Lesson:
Little Casey: I can't feel my legs.
Leo: That's a good thing!

Raph: It's all about the weapons!

[remix17]

OLD SHOW:

Leonardo: Shredder could show up any time, any place.
Raphael: Man, Leonardo, you are such a downer.

Shredder: I know where this is. On the grounds of a small carnival.
Krang: Splendid. Then that is where you shall go.
Shredder: To a carnival?
Krang: Yes. You'll fit in nicely with the other freaks.

Krang: Excellent work, Tragg! I'm going to pin a medal on you, as soon as I get a pair of hands.

Shredder: (holding Splinter down) Smothered by a cheese-wrapping machine, heh heh. A fitting end for a rat!

Donatello: Can't we discuss this like human beings?
Raphael: Nice try, Donatello.

NEW SHOW:

Michelangelo: (holding an unconscious April) So, can I keep her?

(April sees Splinter. She faints.)
Donatello: You sure have a way with the ladies, master Splinter.

Shredder: Those who are not with me are against me! And I crush those who stand against me!

[Serp]

In TMNT 3

Casey- Hey Raph!!! how did that brain transplant go!?

Raph- What!?

Casey- What!?

Raph- Huh!?

Casey- Yeah.

[remix17]

OLD SHOW

(The crystal Baxter is studying drops to the floor, hitting Shredder's boot. Shredder picks it up.)
Shredder: Clumsy fool! You could have damaged it! You also ruined my shine. (Note: Delivery genius on this one!)

Shredder: You must help me, Krang. I'll never be able to defeat the turtles without all the fragments.
Krang: Alright, Shredder. But let this be the last time. I'm a ruthless intergalactic evil-doer, not a wet nurse.

[Zelda]

GREAT thread!! Glad to hear so many old show quotes ^_^ Tried not to make any repeats....

New show
Mikey answering shellcell: Mutant clone control, you splice 'em, we dice 'em!

TMNT1
Mikey: Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw.

Danny: Don't shoot!
Raph: ..I don't think it's loaded kid.

TMNT2
Mikey: Wax on....wax off....wax on--
Raph: Mouth OFF.

TMNT3
April: It's Star Trek time guys!

[Mr._Mutant_Man]

From the TMNT Adventures comic:

April squuezes through the sewer drain:

"Ouch. This is a tight squeeze. You must be putting on weight, O'Neil!"

[Sage Ninja]

From the Old show

Howie: **singing** why can't I be a teenager with a shell!

**The turtles look on in dumb founded silence**

Raphael: is this guy for real?
_____________________

Splinter: **holding onto a frightened Leonardo** by the power of my will you are no afraid

Leonardo:uh, okay. Can I go back to hiding under the bed now?

_____________________

**the turtles are all hiding under the bed**

Donatello: **soft pitiful scream**ahhhh

Michaelangelo: what's the matter?

Donatello: y-you scared me

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

(From Turtle Tracks)

Waiter: One shashimi pizza and 3 whipped cream pizzas, in good health.

Donatello: what is it raphael? a threatening note?
Raphael: Worse that that. it's the check!

[TMNT_2010]

I recently uploaded a video to youtube of my personal favourite quotes from the OT so I thought I would share it with everyone here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987mprUwRW8

So does anyone else have some favourite quotes?

I'm also wondering about something that might have been a quote on the show but I can't remember what episode it was in. I believe it was Rocksteady who asked Shredder "now can we shoot them?" referring to the turtles and Shredder replied "fire away my moronic mutants". But I can't remember if it was actually from this show or from another show and I just think its from ninja turtles.

[Powder]

"Eat blazin' electric death!" - Rocksteady, I believe.

[XERO]

From Shredder and Splintered.

(Leonardo hits Rocksteady with the stoplight.)
Leo: "I think they're starting to tire."
Raph: "Oh, great. In a few more hours, they'll barely be able to throw a car at us."

[Sage Ninja]

anything Raphael says is normally something worth quoting in my opinion.

[BradsOneManBand]

"Clang? Did you say clang??

[Voidoid]

"Clang? Did you say clang??

"check these dudes out!" "dudes not....they're robots.." "robots?! LET'S ROCK!!!!"

[cryan]

From "the Foot Soldiers are revolting"

Shredder and Krang are stuck in an escape pod which is run low on power.They are heading into an energy storm.The ship gets hit

Krang:The power cell are fully charged
Shredder:So are the filling in my teeth.

[XERO]

Here are a few from Sky Turtles.

Leo: (As Mikey floats in the air) "Michelangelo, don't leave while Master Splinter's giving you advice!"
Mike: "Believe me, this isn't my idea!"
(The other Turtles and Master Splinter join him.)
Raph: (In the air) "Whatever Michelangelo got is catchy!"

(After they fall back to the ground.)
Mike: "A mondo nutso experience, dudes."
Raph: "Yeah. If you can't trust Mother Gravity, who CAN you trust?!"

(Leo, Raph, and Don are sharing 4 Anti-Gravity Boots side by side.)
Don: "Well, guys, what do you think?"
Raph: "I think all that time upside-down affected your brain!"
Don: "Well, hey, it's either this, or someone rides you Turtle-back."

(The Turtles are in the Turtle Blimp as the city is being affected by the gravity device. A cat floats pass them.)
Raph: "Leonardo, look out for that cat!"
Cat: "MEEEOOOOWWW!"
Leo: "What's a cat doing up here?"
Raph: "Probably asking that same question about 4 turtles!"

Mike: "Cowabunga, a pizza truck!"
(Mike opens the truck. Dozens of pizzas fly out and one hits Mike in the face.)
Mike: "Ya know the world's really gone bizzaro when pizzas bite you back!"

(Rocksteady and Bebop hit their heads on the Turtle Blimp.)
Bebop: "Oww, that smarts!"
Raph: "Enjoy it, pigface! That's the only kind of 'smarts' you'll ever have!"

Mike: "Whoops."
(After the gravity is back to normal, Mike drops the satellite dish and breaks it.)
Mike: "Uh-oh. April's boss is gonna get mondo ticked off!"
Raph: "You know where we could get about 8 tons of Epoxy Glue?"

Shredder: "You retched reptiles! You'll pay for this!"
Bebop: "Yeah! And bring cash! *snort* We don't take plastic!"

Mike: "Come back here, Shredhead! Let's tango!"
(As Shredder escapes in the module, lava pours out the hole and burns Raph and Mike's feet.)
Mike/Raph: "Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!"
Don: "You should be happy, fellas. Shredder escaped, but at least we saved the city."
Raph: "Oh yeah, we're dancin' in the streets!"

[triplexxx]

L: Donatello does more than his share around here.
D: Thanks Leonardo, I owe you one.
L: Fix my electric toothbrush and we'll call it even.
D: THAT DOES IT! This handyman is officially on strike.

D: I sure hope I find a few intelligent turtles in outer space because there sure aren't too many of them here on earth.

D: Uh, but you see little guy, if your solar magnet is pulling the Earth closer to the sun, our planet could heat up to oh 30000 DEGREES!

Donatello's funny when he's angry.

[oldmanwinters]

For me it has to be the Sensei from the Turtle Tracks episode:

"What say you, oh wise Sensei?"
"I say... throw the bum out!"

[cryan]

The is a Raph quote from "the Dimension X story".The guys are about to be sucked into a dimensional vortex that loos like a tornado.

Donny:Shedder is trying to send us to Dimension X.
Raph:with a tornado?Are you sure he's not trying to send us to Oz?

Oh,that Raph.The Han Solo of TMNT.

[ScratchTheHotSpot]

Vernon's laugh, Vernon's scared cry "Ah haar ahh aarrrr"

and... Vernon: "Moommmmy!!"

He's a great character :D

[Jelly Bean]

The is a Raph quote from "the Dimension X story".The guys are about to be sucked into a dimensional vortex that loos like a tornado.

Donny:Shedder is trying to send us to Dimension X.
Raph:with a tornado?Are you sure he's not trying to send us to Oz?

Oh,that Raph.The Han Solo of TMNT.

the same episode after Raphael, Michelangelo, Vernon, Irma, amd April get sucked into the tornado.

Leo: Donatello have you gotten the interdemetional portal working again?

Don: it never worked.

I don't know, just the way Don delivered this line made me giggle. :tlol:

[cryan]

I like how Mona Lisa was able to sweet talk her way onto the Crumps yacht.
"Hi,thanks.Your a doll,we're in a big hurry".Blows they waiter a kiss.

[Jester]

From Usagi Yojimbo:
Raph: He's not only Medieval Japan, but also from and alternate universe, so naturally he speaks English.
From Farewell Lotus Blossom (I think)
Donatello: If he's from Ancient Japan, how come he's speaking English?
Raph: Because we can't afford subtitles.

[papa_smurf73]

I crave pizza no more. - Michaelangelo

[NameGoesHere1066]

For me it has to be the Sensei from the Turtle Tracks episode:

"I say... throw the bum out!"

you forgot the little japanese jibberish that was said before this line.

I've always been some what particial to Splinter's battle cry.

Haiiiiiiii Sakajawiiaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[TheCanadiandrome]

any of these:

http://thetechnodrome.com/sounds/

[Ulisa]

Ah, so many good quotes...there are a lot of quotes that really stick out in my mind from the old classic cartoon but I think I'll stick with my top four episodes for quotes here:


From USAGI YOJIMBO

Raphael: Not only is he from medieval Japan but also from an alternate universe so naturally, he speaks English.


Usagi: What strange form of fighting is this?
Splinter: I would call it...slapstick


Irma: First shells and now fur...when did skin go out of fashion?

***
From BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY CONQUER THE UNIVERSE

Splinter: By the power of my will, you will fear NOTHING, my son!
Leonardo: O-okay, now can I go back to hiding under the bed?


Leonardo: I hope Splinter and Zach get back with help soon.
Raphael: I hope they don't knock too loud. My nerves couldn't take it.


Shredder: *backing away from a computer console with Krang* What's the matter? It's just computing.
Krang: What if all the bolts came loose and it fell on us?
Shredder: You're right, good thinking. *dives behind Krang*

***
From TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

Raphael: THAT's what's shrinking the sun?
Donatello: Uh, no... actually, it's a device designed to trick my tracker into THINKING it's what's shrinking the sun
Raphael: In other words, we've been snookered.
Donatello: Well, that's not all. Aside from being a transmitter, it's also a bomb.
Raphael: Stupid Question Time-when does the bomb go off?


Raphael: *pointing at Michelangelo* I hate to say this, but I guess this makes YOU the leader now
Michelangelo: All right! I've always wanted to be the big Kahuna...so, what do you think we should do?
Raphael: How did I know he was gonna say that?


Krang: Ooo, you have a way with words Shredder
Shredder: *clearing his throat* Actually, I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conqueror was my second choice

***

From SON OF THE RETURN OF THE FLY II

Donatello: Wait. The destruction of other people's property, for whatever reason, is wrong
Raphael: Are you kiddin? April's in danger.
Donatello: We'll take the sewer
Rapahel: Excuse me...since when did we become the Teenage Mutant Ninja Boy Ninnies?"

**all 4 turtles tied with some energy ropes to various parts of a bell tower clock***
Raphael: Donatello, can you get loose?
Donatello: No way, only the most highly skilled ninja master could get out of these ropes!
*Leonardo leaps down and slices through Donatello's ropes*
Donatello: Oh...hi Leonardo.


Ulisa:)

[Bjarni]

Classic. All of these.

The only one that comes to my mind is when April is interviewing the professor in the first episode and they are talking about the attacks on the city.

"These cuts could have only been made by a samurai sword"

It sounds so professional, but then we found out he made the assumption because he found a ninja star or something. And in the background is a guard whose tied up trying to get free. Simple. Subtle. Hilarious.

[cammy85]

Classic. All of these.

The only one that comes to my mind is when April is interviewing the professor in the first episode and they are talking about the attacks on the city.

"These cuts could have only been made by a samurai sword"

It sounds so professional, but then we found out he made the assumption because he found a ninja star or something. And in the background is a guard whose tied up trying to get free. Simple. Subtle. Hilarious.

No, he meant that it had to be the work of Japanese ninjas because the piece of cut rope had the label Japan on it. :) And yeah, that poor guard. Untie him first!!!

[Bjarni]

Oh yeah, that's what it was. LOL!
:lol:

Think it's time to rewatch season one.

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

From "Turtle Tracks," Donatello's line when they rescue April in the sewers:

"Chill out, homeboy!"

[TheCanadiandrome]

what about this:

Raph: "does the phrase 'go suck a lemon' have any meaning to you?"

Krang: "at least Turtles you will suffer the wrath of Krang!"
Michaelangelo: "wasn't this in a movie?"
Leonardo: "i don't believe i saw it"

[Avatar Yuffie]

God, the OT practically screams proto Abridged Series.

Michelangelo: April sure was mad...
Donatello: Well, we know women...
Raphael: No we don't. She's the first woman we ever met.

Shredder: Only mutants are immune to the Mesmerizer's beam; humans like myself can't be near it when they set it off!
Krang: You don't have to explain it to me; I invented it, remember?
Shredder: I wasn't explaining it to you... (points at audience) I was explaining it to them.

Baxter: I'm not telling!
Raphael: You'd better. Or else I'm gonna be... sarcastic. (waves his sai with an evil grin).


Seriously OT Raph's lines are classic.

[TheCanadiandrome]

Seriously OT Raph's lines are classic.

this is true

[hudemx]

Shredder: Only mutants are immune to the Mesmerizer's beam; humans like myself can't be near it when they set it off!
Krang: You don't have to explain it to me; I invented it, remember?
Shredder: I wasn't explaining it to you... (points at audience) I was explaining it to them.

From which episode is this quote?

[cryan]

From The Foot Soldiers are revolting.

Shedder and Krang are in an escape pod.The Pod is cramped.

Shedder:Why don't you jetison your android body.It would give us more room.

Krang:Why don't you jetison you head because it's the worthless thing in here.

I can't rmemeber what episode this quote was from:

April says something to Shedder

Shedder:Such atrotious dialog from such as pretty face.

[tone-master21]

From which episode is this quote?

It's from the episode "Super Bebop and Mighty Rocksteady".

[nwafreak]

S- Krang, come in krang. krang are you there.
K- Where else would I be? Out night clubbing? I'm ten miles beneath the surface of the earth!!

I can't remember exactly which episode that quote was from, however I do know its one of the early-ish ones.

I love anything that krang says! He is my old toon Idol!! I especially get a kick out of when he says "what in blazes...?!?!"

I would've SO loved to have done krangs voice. It would be just too much fun. I truly find myself with the urge to talk like him a lot hahah!

[shuriken]

Shredder speaking to B&R:If I told you cretons, your feeble brains would fail to comprehend it.

[Eiko]

From Name That Toon.

Shredder: Faster there getting away.

Taxi Driver: So what if your late for your costume party we have speed laws in this town.

Rocksteady: Yea and we intend to break em all.

[Avatar Yuffie]

From Case of the Killer Pizza

Raph: Now what?
Leo: We've gotta go back and help Shredder and Baxter.
Don: Are you out of your mind? They're the bad guys!
Leo: As Splinter says: sometimes one must take a path of evil in order to accomplish good. (LOLwut)
Raph: Y'know I don't remember him saying that.
Leo: Well he would have... if he'd ever thought about it.

I forgot the title of the episode, but its where Casey Jones made his first appearance.

Don: What a way to go. Done in by modern conveniences.
Raph: There's a message there somewhere.


PS: Thanks tone-master21 for answering that question, BTW!

[cryan]

From one of the episodes with Casey Jones:

Raph:yeah,he even stole your mask idea

Casey:Copy Right infringement.How low can you get.

[Sage Ninja]

Shredder: You've walked right into my trap! You turtles are so predictable.

Leonardo: So are you Shredder!

Rapahel:..."so are you Shredder." Leonardo let someone else handle the snappy come backs from now on ok.



Leonardo: how stupid do you think we are Shredder?

Raphael: nah-uh, no no no. Never leave your self open like that.




Random scientist guy: bad monkey! Bad monkey. Where've you been!

Donatello: uh, you're not planning to spank him are you?




(turtles are standing around talking to April on the street)

Leonardo: so have you seen or heard anything yet April.

April: not a thing. Everythings been so...quite.

(a bus comes flipping from out of now where and crashes)

Rapahel: **in a calm nonchalant voice** except for that flying bus.



(futuristic soldier guy with a jetpack strapped to his back is shooting at the turtles as they scatter)

Donatello: come on everyone lets duck into that old oil rig!

Raphael: good idea! He can blow us up more easily in there.




Leonardo: uh, guys. Do you...heh, realize that we are floating like 30 feet above the ground.

Rapahel: uh, no. heh, care to hum us a few bars?

[Avatar Yuffie]

Random scientist guy: bad monkey! Bad monkey. Where've you been!

Donatello: uh, you're not planning to spank him are you?


(futuristic soldier guy with a jetpack strapped to his back is shooting at the turtles as they scatter)

Donatello: come on everyone lets duck into that old oil range!

Raphael: good idea! He can blow us up more easily in there.



I am so glad I'm all alone in my place when I read this. Am laughing like a hyena.



It's not a dialogue per se, but I my fave funny moment in the earlier episodes where the Turtles pushed Baxter's yellow van up a flight of stairs to get to his equipment stored in his apartment. And how quickly Don used the parts there and create their iconic Party Wagon in span of one scene. I'm kinda surprised Raph didn't lampshade that.

Oh, and this scene...

Don: Why do we have to (save the world) do it? It's the humans' problem!
Mikey: Face it man, it's the only job we're qualified for.
Don: Oh yeah, you're right.

[cryan]

Shredder had some really funny lines.I was watching the episode "The Foot Soldier are revolting".This one quote is very hillarious.

Shredder and Krang are shoved into an escape pod.

Shredder: What! we can negotiate,we'll give you New Jersey.

[oldmanwinters]

I can't rmemeber what episode this quote was from:

April says something to Shedder

Shedder:Such atrotious dialog from such as pretty face.

Burne's Blues

Just watched that one the other day!

[cryan]

Thanks.That was one I remembered.I haven't seen many of the original episodes in years.

[Avatar Yuffie]

This one is actually a serious quote and not a punchline (it's from a Red Sky episode so I guess that's one of the reasons)... but it does encompass OTLeonardo's basic personality trait for me.

"Look, I'm not gonna stop doing what's right just because it isn't appreciated."

[NameGoesHere1066]

This one is actually a serious quote and not a punchline (it's from a Red Sky episode so I guess that's one of the reasons)... but it does encompass OTLeonardo's basic personality trait for me.

"Look, I'm not gonna stop doing what's right just because it isn't appreciated."

agreed. This sums up OT Leonardo nicely. OT Leo gets no love and it pisses me off frankly.

[Avatar Yuffie]

agreed. This sums up OT Leonardo nicely. OT Leo gets no love and it pisses me off frankly.

Yeah, I miss his "TURTLES FIGHT WITH HONOR!!!" catchphrase in Turtles Forever. But even if the writers fixed his OOCness in that film I think OTLeo IS the type to let 2K3 Leo hold the reins of leadership of the two groups. I also had the feeling he'd fanboy him too... 2K3 Leo fits the super hero/boy scout persona he was striving to be in the original.

[cryan]

Not from the cartoon but from TMNT 2 Sectret of the Ooze.The scene where raph and the professor(played by David Warner)are tighed up.Raphs mouth is taped shut and donny rips the tape off:


Raph:What are you trying to do,rip my lips off?
Donny put the tape back over his mouth
Donny:Here let me get this first

Donny then rips the tape covering the professor's mouth.

Donny:I got to get the hange of that.

[go_ninja84]

I recently uploaded a video to youtube of my personal favourite quotes from the OT so I thought I would share it with everyone here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987mprUwRW8

So does anyone else have some favourite quotes?

I'm also wondering about something that might have been a quote on the show but I can't remember what episode it was in. I believe it was Rocksteady who asked Shredder "now can we shoot them?" referring to the turtles and Shredder replied "fire away my moronic mutants". But I can't remember if it was actually from this show or from another show and I just think its from ninja turtles.
i dont really think its a quote but i like the line from season 3 episode 8, The ninja sword of nowhere michelangelo says
"Foots up hand soldiers"

[azrael]

raph from tmnt 1 : DAMN!!!!
________
CamGirlHottie84 (http://www.girlcamfriend.com/cam/CamGirlHottie84/)

[Sage Ninja]

You know Bebop and Rocksteady where really quite funny at times and so was Krang! Oh my goodness I did not as a child appreciate the humour that Krang brought to this show. Some of his lines are funny purely based on how he delivers them. This one scene involving Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady that had me in tears was this:

Krang: You mutant morans! how many more times are you going to fail me!

Bebop: ooh, lots more times boss!

Rocksteady: yeah! we ain't the least bit tired.

Krang: (enuciating each word) shut-up and listen!

just the dialogue alone does not do justice to this scene at all! It's all in the way Krang and R+B say it. The animators needs props too because the body language and expressions are hilarious. The look on Krang's face when he says "shut and listen" was priceless.

[Avatar Yuffie]

Mikey from the first TMNT film: Come on, ninja kick the damn rabbit!

[Koi]

anything Raphael says is normally something worth quoting in my opinion.

This. OT Raph, most of the OT has some pretty entertaining quotes.

[Sage Ninja]

Irma: It's men like that make me glad I'm a memeber of the opposite sex. **gets grabbed from behind**

[Avatar Yuffie]

Oh Irma. XD

Don: See that stupendous dish?!
Irma: *blushing* Why thank you, Donatello.
Don: Haha. Not you, Irma. (The way Gordon said this line in annoyance was LOL) I mean the satellite dish on the roof of Channel 6.
Irma: Leave it to guys to choose TV over me.


And from Green With Jealousy

Splinter (to Don): Pray that it works, my son. The fate of April, your brother Turtles and the entire world rests on its success! *beat* But don't feel you're under any pressure.

[cryan]

One from good ol Shedder

From The Foot soldiers are revolting:

I am going to dip those 2 in mutagen(B and R) and turn them into wambats.

[Digital Ghost]

Hopefully this one hasn't been posted yet...

(From the original film, during their encounter with the Foot at April's place.)

Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks!
Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!

[Voidoid]

"Aww, just what we needed....kill crazed foot soldier bikers!!"

[Redeemer]

TMNT 2. Cleaning April's Apartment

Mikey:"Hey guys! Check this. Wacks on, Wacks off, Wacks on, Wacks off, Wacks on!!!"

lol

[Powder]

Wax. You mean wax. Wacks is not right, knowattumsayin?

[TMNT_2010]

So I uploaded an extended video of the best TMNT quotes. I even found the quote that I mentioned in my opening post. Let me know what you guys think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPAEwMeCjC4

[Powder]

So I uploaded an extended video of the best TMNT quotes. I even found the quote that I mentioned in my opening post. Let me know what you guys think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPAEwMeCjC4

"This video contains content from Lionsgate, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. Sorry about that."

[Lynn]

It says that on my computer too. :-?

[Bjarni]

I can watch it just fine.

[Powder]

I can watch it just fine.

It applies only to America because the footage is much more readily available on DVD here so they feel we need not have the ability to watch the stuff online. BS, I say!

[Ninja Turtles 25 Years]

What was your favorite quotes (doesn't have to be from a Turtle). I loved:

"It looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal. Class is Pain 101; your instructor is Casey Jones." --Casey Jones (Movie I)

"Get back here! I'm not finished with you! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" --Raphael (Movie I)

"There's Casey Jones: a nine-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might almost be cute it if weren't for that pig-headedness." --April (Movie I)

"This is your family. I am your father!" --Shredder (Movie I)

"Didn't we see these guys on Wrestle Mania?" -Michelangelo (Movie II)

"Major League butt kickin's back in town! Yeah!" --Michelangelo (Movie I)

"I WILL NOT LIVE IN FEAR!!!" --Leonardo (Return To New York Part 2)

"Goongala!" --Casey Jones (TMNT 2003)

"Hey broadzilla!" --Casey Jones (Movie I)

"Hey Raph, how was your brain transplant?" --Casey Jones (Movie III)
"What?" --Raphael (Movie III)
"Yep!" --Casey Jones
"Funny." --Raphael

"You rang, Krang? I always wanted to say that." --Rocksteady (1987)

"I have always liked... Cowabunga." Spinter (Movie I)
"Cowabunga!" Turtles (Movie I)
"I made a funny! Ha ha ha ha" Splinter

"You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green friend over there? Hm? Oh, who is the babe?" --Casey Jones
"Who the heck is that?" --Leonardo
"Wayne Gretsky on steroids." Michelangelo

And many more I can't think of off the top of my head at the moment.

[cryan]

From the Foot Soldier are revolting,

Shedder-(to a foot soldier)Have a seat.you are about to make robot history or the neuro-enhancer will make fried noodles out of your circuity.

From the same episode

Krang-your Foot Soldier robots have the IQ of a blow drier.

[Avatar Yuffie]

Son of the Return of the Fly

Raph: Baxter, there's no possible way Shredder is going to show up here!
*wall explodes, Shredder, Bebop and Rocksteady enters*
Raph: So sue me.

*The Turtles are tied at the bell tower and are about to be crushed.*
Raph: Donatello, can you get lose?
Don: No way! Only a highly skilled ninja master can get out of these ropes!
*Leonardo jumps in and cuts the ropes*
Don: Hi, Leonardo!
Raph: Well what took you so long?

Don: Wait! The destruction of other people's property...
Raph: SHUT UP! *destroys computer*

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

Well, I had to bring in a few of the movie quotes:

[From the first one]

Raphael: What Russian novel embracing over 500 characters is set in the Napoleonic Wars?

Donatello: War and Peace

[From the 2nd movie]

Donatello: Disposed...Disposed...Disposed

[From the 3rd movie]

Donatello: Noranaga? *Hits bell with bo staff* Name rings a bell.

[NameGoesHere1066]

Raphael: What Russian novel embracing over 500 characters is set in the Napoleonic Wars?

Donatello: War and Peace

I don't remember this exchange. :-?

[Bjarni]

I don't remember this exchange. :-?

It's in the first one when the Turtles are playing Trivial Pursuit(?). The scene was used again in Loaded Weapon when Emilio Estevez is in the sewers. Corey Feldman appears in the film both as the archive voice of Donatello but also as a trigger happy cop.

[NameGoesHere1066]

wow...it's been way too long since I've seen the first movie...I don't even remember the turtles playing trivial pursuit...or even Raph being socialbe enough to sit down and play a game with his brothers.

[ssjup81]

Don: Wait! The destruction of other people's property...
Raph: SHUT UP! *destroys computer*Oh man! I remember this. I think I know what ep I'm watching next. This was just hilarious! It's lines like these that always made Raph my fav for the OT.

[ssjup81]

I forgot to actually add quotes. So, anywho, here are some quotes I like right off...

This is from The Star Child...

Tommy Pickles (I mean Star Child): You tricked me! Everybody hates me!
Mikey: No little dude, honest!
Raph: (Raising his hand) Wh-whoa, wait, hold on. I-I hate him.

I loved how Raph just said it and didn't care, even though the kid is prone to destroying things when upset! At least I learned something from this ep. Leo and Mikey are good with kids (it's always been shown that Mikey was good with kids and animals, though)...Raph not so much, and to a lesser extent, I couldn't see Donny being good with kids either.
***
Turtles of the Jungle

Mikey: Hey dudes, that banana boat gives me an awesome idea!
Raph: Daylight come and you wan' go home.
***
The Big Rip Off

Mikey: Hey amigos, at least we stopped them from consummating whatever nefarious scheme they were attempting.
Raph: Eh, this was bound to happen ever since we hooked up to that educational TV station.
***
The Big Zipp Attack

Leo: Guys, do you hear something?
Raph: No, but as soon as I finish cleaning up this mess, Donatello's gonna hear plenty.
***
Donatello Makes Time

Raph: Hey, if Donatello thinks he can handle that weirdo nutcase by himself, it's okay with me.
Donny: Well it's not okay with me!! (Runs off heroically)
Mikey: Me neither dude.
Splinter gives Raph a look. Raph then gets kind of an, "Oh crap, I guess I have to go too" look... lol
***
April Gets in Dutch

Donny: They're really floundering around.
Leo: I'll bet they're not in that net for the hal of it (play on words for Halibut).
Donny: (Shocked) Leonardo, you made a joke!
Leo: Hey, you're right...now let's get 'em!
***
Cowabunga Shredhead

Pretty much any line that came out of Shredder's mouth when he thought he was Michelangelo.
***
Night of the Dark Turtle

Pretty much anything that came out of Donny's mouth as the Dark Turtle. It was so cheesy, it was funny. "Scuzzbombs" is my favorite of 'em.:lol:

Mikey: I think the cheese has finally slipped off of our amigo's pizza.

Leo: I'd say he's gone totally bats.
Mikey: Better not, dude, could be trademark infringement.

Leo: Donatello, have you lost your mind?
Donny: On the contrary, I'm saner than I ever was.
Raph: Well, you're staying here until it wears off!
***
Numerous eps

Raph: Banzai!!
Mikey: Cowabunga!!

Edit: Sorry for double posting. I didn't know you couldn't delete your own posts. I'll make sure not to double post in the future.

[Avatar Yuffie]

Oh yeah, I like the Starchild too.

Don: By putting this stuff to good use, I feel I'm making contribution to recycling.
Mike: You mean you're gonna use this junk to make more junk?
Raph: Why not just leave it as it is and eliminate the middle man?

Night of the Dark Turtle

Leo: Whatever it is, the problem's from the midtown area. Let's go!
Raph: No, wai-wai-wai-wait! You mean you're actually gonna trust this thing?
Leo: Why not?
Raph: Well the guy who invented it is currently swinging around the city in his underwear.