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Weapon X
07-25-2005, 09:52 AM
Ok, Ive collected a large amount of Cracked and MAD Magazines, well it was no suprise that in the early 90's they attacked the movies, along with other small spoofs. So I'll be posting scans of covers and articles containing the TMNT, in order.

CRACKED 255, Aug '90.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6964/cracked2555ui.jpg

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/2990/good18he.jpg

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/2639/good26oa.jpg

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/2509/good37kz.jpg

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8338/unfitrolemodels9fu.jpg

Back Cover:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Dobed/Turtlesoup2.jpg

Mecha Cow
07-25-2005, 09:59 AM
You know, I'm all for parody, but this is seriously lame. I'm not just saying that because it mocks the TMNT, it really isn't funny.

Ninjerk Turdles? Please. At least the artwork isn't bad.

Ryona
07-25-2005, 10:02 AM
*laughs* These are great! Keep them coming! :D

Jester
07-25-2005, 12:58 PM
Good to see these on the Drome. They are loved at the brawl, and they will be loved here, excelent stuff.

Sewer Bull
07-25-2005, 01:21 PM
Heh - I wonder why their weapons are so messed up :roll:

cowabunga14
07-25-2005, 01:41 PM
That isn't right. Newgrounds.com has TMNT parodies but they aren't as offensive as Cracked Magazine's is. Aging Mutant Ninja Tortice and Turtles in the Hood are parodies on Newgrounds. There funny and they don't really offend the Turtles. "Yeastman and Lard?" I mean come on. If your gonna the last names of the creators of the TMNT on ingredients for a soup label, at least get 'em right.

Mecha Cow
07-25-2005, 01:44 PM
"Yeastman and Lard?" I mean come on. If your gonna the last names of the creators of the TMNT on ingredients for a soup label, at least get 'em right.
I think that's supposed to be another lame joke...

*E* Weapon X and me posted at the same time...x_X

Weapon X
07-25-2005, 01:44 PM
"Yeastman and Lard?" I mean come on. If your gonna the last names of the creators of the TMNT on ingredients for a soup label, at least get 'em right.

Thats the whole point of messing up the names, you know it's called a spoof, "Yeastman and Lard" get it like "Yeast" and "Lard", christ. Food ingrediants, understand?

Sewer Bull
07-25-2005, 01:48 PM
That isn't right. Newgrounds.com has TMNT parodies but they aren't as offensive as Cracked Magazine's is. Aging Mutant Ninja Tortice and Turtles in the Hood are parodies on Newgrounds.

Oh.

You have any links to them?

Because the only thing I've found on Newsgrounds were Teenage Mutant Ninja Snails.

Buslady
07-25-2005, 03:17 PM
Man I remember all of the Cracked & Mad Mag parodies, I wish I still have em all.

I mostly remember the Mad & Cracked TMNT 1 parodies, those I wanna find again. The art was pretty cool even tho for laughs.

Weapon X
07-25-2005, 03:27 PM
Mad & Cracked TMNT 1 parodies, those I wanna find again. The art was pretty cool even tho for laughs.

Heres Craked's for yah.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/Moviespoof.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/MovieSpoof2.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/MovieSpoof3.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/MovieSpoof4.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/MovieSpoo5.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/MovieSpoof6.jpg

zkarlette
07-25-2005, 07:06 PM
Theyre hilarious Weapon keep them coming :D :lol:

Weapon X
07-25-2005, 07:07 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/Yertle.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/yertle2.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/Yertle3.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/Yertle4.jpg

Ryona
07-25-2005, 08:10 PM
That last one was great! Very true to Dr. Seuss! Let's see some more, ya silly goose! :D

Weapon X
07-25-2005, 08:12 PM
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1594/product12gm.jpg

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7783/product25ku.jpg

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7097/product31qg.jpg

remix17
07-25-2005, 08:14 PM
I'd respect the Cracked parody more if they actually got all the bandana colors right...there's nothing worse than making fun of someone and screwing up at it. :D

cowabunga14
07-25-2005, 08:24 PM
Thats the whole point of messing up the names, you know it's called a spoof, "Yeastman and Lard" get it like "Yeast" and "Lard", christ. Food ingrediants, understand?

I know it's a spoof. The coulda used Lawson and Talbot. I wonder if Kevin and Pete know that their last names were changed for food ingridents. BTW I got the links for those Newgrounds parodies. Turtles in the Hood: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/87478 (http:// newgrounds.com/portal/view/87478) Aging Mutant Ninja Tortice:http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/79150

NeoBix
07-25-2005, 08:38 PM
I'd respect the Cracked parody more if they actually got all the bandana colors right...there's nothing worse than making fun of someone and screwing up at it. :D

Yeah, but making fun of something isn't really a bad thing. Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Weapon X
07-25-2005, 08:40 PM
Best Cover:

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7779/crracked2631ug.jpg

Ryona
07-25-2005, 08:44 PM
Awesome, Weapon X! :lol:

"Hey! Not too shabby!" *falls on the floor laughing* :lol:



Ooh! I gotta check out those links!

Weapon X
07-25-2005, 08:52 PM
That isn't right. Newgrounds.com has TMNT parodies but they aren't as offensive as Cracked Magazine's is.
Are you serious those ****ing sucked. Yeah Leo getting run over, "Michealangelo Likes Dick" thats not offensive to fans at all. :roll:

Jester
07-25-2005, 11:23 PM
I find parody funny....especially some of the stuff from TMNT 2's parody...post that if you would my friend....:P

Weapon X
07-25-2005, 11:32 PM
I find parody funny....especially some of the stuff from TMNT 2's parody...post that if you would my friend....:P
TMNT 2 is tomorrow.

Heres this little gem:

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7113/totallyturtle10vg.jpg

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6329/totallyturtle20qe.jpg

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2876/tturtle6rm.jpg

Buslady
07-26-2005, 08:01 AM
yeeeeeeeep thas the cracked one i remember most....hehehe

Weapon X
07-26-2005, 10:39 AM
http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/1363/tmnttwo19yj.jpg

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/4629/tmnttwo23zz.jpg

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/3175/tmnttwo35rb.jpg

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/6657/tmnttwo47nb.jpg

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/7360/tmnttwo58rx.jpg

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/5101/tmnttwo62fb.jpg

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/3310/tmnttwo71yl.jpg

Ryona
07-26-2005, 11:13 AM
Awesome! Totally hilarious! :lol:

Weapon X
07-26-2005, 11:15 AM
The ending is better then the actual theatrical one.

Ryona
07-26-2005, 11:17 AM
Agreed. :lol:

Weapon X
07-26-2005, 11:23 AM
Raph's "Super Shredder" quote is genius.

Jester
07-26-2005, 11:33 PM
Them boys are gonna get them some...:P

Weapon X
07-26-2005, 11:38 PM
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8397/tmnt3cracked5qn.jpg

bedbugjones
08-04-2005, 11:04 PM
it looks like crack is just a rip off of mad :evil:

Weapon X
08-04-2005, 11:08 PM
it looks like crack is just a rip off of mad :evil:
Thats what alot of people think, because it came out after, witch apperently stops it from being funny.

Jester
08-04-2005, 11:12 PM
Indeed....darn rip off....It can't be nearly as funny as the original...I won't crack a smile at Cracked....pun intended...:P

Weapon X
08-04-2005, 11:13 PM
And that makes you a liar.

Jaf
08-24-2005, 12:35 AM
YAAAAHH!! Love those. You noticed it's Gary Fields writing Yertle? This Guy did some gig for Mirage (lettering if I remember well...). He even had a Gary's Gag Page in TMNT adventures.

But the best, and most ferocious parody, is Mark Martin's Green-Gray Sponge Suit Sushi Turtles 8)


I remember another parody, in a paper called Safarir, way back in those days. I'll try to get my hands on a copy and translate it.

Space Lieutenant Josh
08-24-2005, 01:11 AM
Haha, that is a great ending!

Weapon X
08-24-2005, 01:27 PM
YAAAAHH!! Love those. You noticed it's Gary Fields writing Yertle? This Guy did some gig for Mirage (lettering if I remember well...). He even had a Gary's Gag Page in TMNT adventures.
He did a whole story for the 9th TMNT special from Archie.

Jaf
08-24-2005, 10:29 PM
He did a whole story for the 9th TMNT special from Archie.
Wooooopss... you're right, mischecked my database ;)

I guess a lot of Mirage-published stuff are on the brink of parody. Like Hedden & McWeeney's stories, Mark Martin's, Bodé's, or Don Simpson's «Alternate Turtles on the Moon»

Weapon X
08-27-2005, 07:39 PM
Wooooopss... you're right, mischecked my database ;)

I guess a lot of Mirage-published stuff are on the brink of parody. Like Hedden & McWeeney's stories, Mark Martin's, Bodé's, or Don Simpson's «Alternate Turtles on the Moon»
Gary also did "Cracked interview with the TMNT", which I didn't put on here.