Funniest movie quotes/moments

[Jo269976]

^ from either movies

When Casey falls on the swing bench in the old farm (that time forgot)

Don - you're a claustrophobic!
Casey - what'd you call me? you want this fist in you're face?
Don - *hums*
Casey - I've never even looked at another guy!

[Weapon X]

Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips!
Casey Jones: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: G.
Donatello: Here goes, Gak face!
Casey Jones: I'm ready, hose brain!

Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different...
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Michaelangelo: Oops!
Splinter: Kids.

[Foot Soldiers broke in through windows]
Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!


[Shredder just showed up]
Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener.

Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock.
Donatello: Too derivative.
Michaelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Donatello: Too cliché.
Michaelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
Donatello: I like it! Step up

Thats some of them.

[Jo269976]

Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips!
Casey Jones: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: G.
Donatello: Here goes, Gak face!
Casey Jones: I'm ready, hose brain!

Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different...
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Michaelangelo: Oops!
Splinter: Kids.

[Foot Soldiers broke in through windows]
Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!


[Shredder just showed up]
Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener.

Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock.
Donatello: Too derivative.
Michaelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Donatello: Too cliché.
Michaelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
Donatello: I like it! Step up

Thats some of them.

you said a mouthfull :lol:

[Jo269976]

how could iforget...

Mikey - GOD I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!!!!!!

[Weapon X]

Donatello: I think he's blushing.
Raphael: I am not.
Donatello: I think he's actually turning red!
(Raphael chucks a Sai that narrowly misses Donatello)
Donatello: Hmm, maybe not.

Leonardo: Who the heck is that?
Michaelangelo: Wayne Gretzky on steroids?

Hey remember the "edit" button.

[Jester]

^ from either movies

When Casey falls on the swing bench in the old farm (that time forgot)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Jesterangelo/OWNED/Owned14.jpg

Don - you're a claustrophobic!
Casey - what'd you call me? you want this fist in you're face?
Don - *hums*
Casey - I've never even looked at another guy!
Casey: You wanna fist in the mouth?
Don: (mumbles) Mum hum...
Casey: I ain't even looked at another guy before!

[Jo269976]

great pic! also did you noticed where Raph's Si nearly hit Don :o

[Jester]

I should cap a pic of that...but i haven't yet.

[Weapon X]

I got it.

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/328/actuallyturningred4nr.jpg

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4820/uhhhmybenot1yv.jpg

[Jester]

:P I knew we could count on you Xie

[Dragnskull]

i dont see how you people can forget this one...

Splinter: I have always liked...Cowa...Bunga
4 turtles: Coowwwwwaaaabbunnnggaaaaaa!!!!!
splinter: i made another funny ahahahahahahaaaha...

[Jester]

Casey: New game, round head. Cricket!
Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket, you've gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
Casey: I'll teach you! *knocks Raph into a near by trash can* See, six runs!

[Weapon X]

Every scene with Casey is funny.

[Jester]

Casey: *Grunt* *Gruuuuunt* You know a little *ha ha* Primatine might just clear that up.
*Tatsu back hands Casey*
Casey: That's gonna cost you Tinkerbell!

[Weapon X]

"I...don't think..I don't think that your listening"
(Tatsu kicks him in the face.)
I'm picking up on a little language barrier here. :lol:

[XERO]

How's this? :D

The meeting of Raphael and Casey Jones:

Thug: "What the heck was that?!"
(Casey drops in... literally.)
Casey: "Now, THAT... was a crime, you purse-grabbin' pukes! And THIS is uhhh... the penalty! *THWACK!* 2 minutes for slashing...*OOMF!*... 2 minutes for hooking... and let's not forget my personal favorite... 2 minutes... for high-sticking-UHH!!"
(Raph joins in.)
Raph: "How 'bout a 5 minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?"
Casey: "Hey... bogey, who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine. These JV lowlifes need to be taught a lesson!"
Raph: "Not like that, they don't... not from you..."
(The thugs get away.)
Casey: "Well... it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal. (Takes out 2 baseball bats.) The class is Pain 101. Your instructor's Casey Jones!"
Raph: "Look... I don't wanna fight you..."
Casey: "Ehh, tough rocks, pal!
*WHOOSH! WHOOSH!* (Raph catches one of the bats.)
Raph: "A Jose Conseco bat?! Tell me...you didn't pay money for this."
Casey: "Ooooooooh... That's IT!" *BONK!* It was a 2 for 1 sale, pal." (Raph's face is revealed.) Hey, what are you, some sort of punker?"
Raph: "Huh?"
Casey: "God, I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup... who wear masks over ugly faces..."
Raph: "That's it..."
Casey: "Ooooooooh..."
Raph: "NEW BATTER!"
*WHOOSH!*
Casey: "Strike one! *WHOOSH!* Whoooa, whiffer!"
(Raph flips over him and hits his back, knocking him down.)
Raph: "Homerun! RAPHAEL WINS... 1... NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'!!!...Well?"
Casey: "New game, round-head! (Brings out the secret weapon) Cricket."
Raph: "Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!"
Casey: "I'll teach you..."*THWACK!!*
(Raph is airborne and lands in the trashcan.)
Casey: "See? Six runs!"

Casey vs. Tatsu:

Tatsu: "Hmmph!"
Casey: "Hmmph! HMMPH!! Now, you know, a little uh... (makes spraying noise) Primatene might just help clear that up th- *SMACK!*... That's gonna cost you, Tinkerbell! *SMACK!* UHH!! I don't thi... I don't think that you're listening... *BASH!* You know... I'm staring to pick up... on a little... language barrier thing goin' on here- *SMACK* OOHHHH!! *SMACK* UHHHH!!" *SMACK!!*
(Casey flies head first into some boxes. He sees a golf club. Tatsu is coming after him...)
Casey: "HA!!"
*BONK!!*
Tatsu: "OHHHH!! Ohh... oh... ohh..."
(Casey sets up)
Casey: "FORE!!" *SMACK!*
(Tatsu is airborne...)
*CRASH!!*
(Hole in one!)
Casey: (Kisses club) "I'll never call golf a dull game again!"

Pizza Delivery:

Pizza Guy: (whistles) "Noooow... 122... 122 and an eighth? 122... and an 1/8. Terrific. Where the heck is 122 and an 1/8?"
Mike: "You're standin' on it, dude! (slides a $10 bill in the sewer rain cover) Just slip it down here. (Pizza Guy slides pizza box inside only to have it snatched) Dooooh... Give me that!"
Pizza Guy: "Hey... this is a $10! The tab's $13!"
Mike: "You're 2 minutes late, dude!"
Pizza Guy: "Aww, come on, I couldn't find the place!"
Mike: "Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"
Pizza Guy: "... I gotta get a new route... And I thought I'd delivered everywhere..."

Shredder's decree:

Shredder: "Money cannot buy the honor which you have earned tonight. You make us all proud. (bows to Foot soldier recruit) Only effort... discipline... loyalty, earn the right to wear the Dragon dogi. You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy... Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together, we will punish these... CREATURES! These... TURTLES!"

[Weapon X]

Shredder's decree:

Shredder: "Money cannot buy the honor which you have earned tonight. You make us all proud. (bows to Foot soldier recruit) Only effort... discipline... loyalty, earn the right to wear the Dragon dogi. You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy... Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together, we will punish these... CREATURES! These... TURTLES!"
Good stuff, but whats funny about this? :P ;)

[XERO]

'I am your father...'

You missed that? :lol: :P

[Weapon X]

I guess so.......... :-?

Darth Vader?



















:D

[XERO]

Heh. Sorry about that. I got a little quote-crazy... :P

[Weapon X]

It's hard not to, the movie is so damn quotable.

[XERO]

*Looks at X's sig*

Crap... :P

The Turtles' first meeting with the Shredder:

(The TMNT have just demolished the entire Foot clan.)
Raph: "Aww, no more?"
(The Shredder drops in... literally.)
Don: (Rubs head) "Heh... nyuck nyuck...!"
Leo: "Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?"
Mike: "I don't know... but I'll bet he never has to look for a can opener!"
Don: "Heh-HEEEEEH heh!"
Shredder: "You fight well, in the old style... but you've caused me enough trouble! Now you face... the Shredder!"
Don: "The 'Shredder?' Heh...!"
Mike: Uhhh, maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw!"

[Weapon X]

(Raph steps in.)
Raph: I got him.
(He runs at Shredder, but gets taken out.)
Leo: This guy's good.
Mikey: Yeah, why don't you go next.
Leo: Thank you.
(He lunges at Shredder, but is also beat.)
Mikey:[To Don] Ehhhh.....match yah for it?
Together: 1, 2, 3...
Don: Damn.
Mikey: Great, whaaaaa yahhhh.

[Sage Ninja]

LOL, Casey Jones from the live Action movies was the best. Even my older sister who hates everthing I'm into liked him and even cracked up a few times at him during the movie.

[Weapon X]

Don and Mikey together is great, because they work of eachother so well.

[Serp]

how could you guys forget.

Don- THe perimeters quiet.

Leo- A little too quiet.

Don- The coast is clear

Leo- A little too clear.

Don- Hey there's Raph!

Mike- A little too Raph.


:lol: That line is killer, my sister loves that part.

[XERO]

Here's the whole part. :D

Saving Private Raphael: :P

(The Turtles break into the Foot HQ and try to spring Raph from the place.)
Mike: "Come on. Just like Keno said."
Don: "Yeah, the perimeter's quiet."
Leo: "Yeah, a little too quiet..."
Don: "Mmm-hmm..."
Mike: "Come on."
Don: "Okay..."
(The Turtles spot 2 Foot soldiers on guard patrol. Don decides to have some fun.)
Don: (Rubbing the edge of his Bo.) "Hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaa..."
(Don sneaks up on the Foot, who are oblivious to him walking with them in unison. After a while, he makes his welcome.)
Don: (Tapping the floor with his Bo) "Knock knock..."
(The Foot see him and quickly attack him, but his easy dodging ends up in a double whammy for the unlucky Foot soldiers.)
Don: "Well, that was easy!"
Leo: "Yeah, a little too easy..."
(They get closer to the hub of the HQ. Donatello then spots something familar tied up to a pole...)
Don: *gasps* "Look! It's Raph!"
Mike: "Yeah, a little too Raph..." *BONK!* Ow!"
Leo: "You guys, knock it off!"
Don: "Oh, brother..."
Leo: "Keep your eyes peeled. I don't like this..."

[Serp]

Lol!!! Man was I off, way off.

[XERO]

Don't worry. The whole movie was off without me in it... :P

[Weapon X]

Some funny moments in cap form.

"Woooohoohoo, studly"
http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/9156/woohoohoostudly2eu.jpg

"Porkrind?"
http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/6580/porkrind7cy.jpg

"She called me Mikey."
http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/7420/shecalledmemikey0aj.jpg

[zkarlette]

apparently they eat a lot of pork rinds :ohwell:

do you have the cap where raph throws the sai at Don?

[Weapon X]

Check the first page.


"And I thought insurence salesmen were pushy."
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/5199/thoughtinsurencesailsmen6uz.jpg

[zkarlette]

:P now i saw it

well this is a funny pic everyway you look at it

[Weapon X]

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6476/dweep3ty.jpg

"Gotcha."
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4540/gotcha4mh.jpg

"I guess their not game show fans."
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4867/notgameshowfans5nv.jpg

"The only thing safe in the woods, would be the tree's."
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3395/safeinthewoods9zo.jpg

[zkarlette]

Aww Mikey looks so cute on this pic , Ive noticed that on fight scenes they use some sort of reddish makeup on the costumes

[Weapon X]

Yeah to simulate blood/bruises, you know that kind a stuff. :P

[Hannurdock]

My funniest movie quotes are going to be from TMNT 2.

When Keno (sp) chuckles at himself at the beginning for bringing YET ANOTHER order of pizza to Miss O'Neil. He must think she lives and breathes the stuff. *grins*

"Well, actually I'm pizza delivery." Keno's response to a question asked by a masked man about his profession. I guess night security sounds better in that situation.

"Awesome!" "Wicked!" "Eclectic!" "Eclectic? Geez!" "Whoops!"

"Sorry kid its for your own good!" Raph dumps Keno in the trash.

The ENTIRE first fight scene between the turtles and the masked baddies who were about to pound on Keno. There are too many good moments in that entire scene, including COMBAT COLD CUTS! LOL! (And he wasn't joking about using the mustard)

April being stopped by her adoring fan. Then finding a fake snake in the fridge left by none other than Michaelangelo. "The rat is the cleanest one".

Oh and, "Ninja pizza?" "Pizza that vanish quickly without a trace!" LOL!

Hannurdock

[Sage Ninja]

Don and Mikey together is great, because they work of eachother so well.

I couldn't stand Donatello's laugh in the movie's. I wanted to punch the screen every time he went nyuck nyuck.

[Mr._Mutant_Man]

"The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees" is probably my favorite line in the movie.

From the second one, when Keno tried hitting on that girl and she told him to dream on, and he said, "okay, but next time I'll dream of something a little thinner." Someone got owned right there, as they say on the Internet.

[Ra]

Eh, I can't really remember the first movie quotes, so I will have to settle with this from number 2 -

Leonardo: Take the ugly one!
Raphael: No you take the ugly one!
Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.
Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?!!

[Warhorse]

This movie is like the greatest!

Favorite quotes?????
Turtles are fighting The Foot in April's apartment. All of a sudden, the second floor gives under the abuse it's taken and crashes to the store below.
After the dust settles, Mikey goes "Whoa, Wipe out!" LMFAO everytime!

Also, after the wipe out, the turtles are in the heat of the battle when Mikey shouts out "We sure could use Raph right about now!" Then there is bright light and a new presence in the room, and a PO'd Leonardo snarls "NOW WHAT!" Great stuff!

[blue_angel99]

One of my fave scenes:

They are celebrating the fact that they kicked the butts of the punks who mugged April:

Leo: Awesome!
Mike: Righteous!
Don: BosaNova!
Mike and Leo turn to look at Don
Mike: BosaNova!?
Don: Chevey-Nova?
Mike and Leo look at each other and sigh
Don thinks for a moment...
Don: Excellent!!
Mike and Leo: Yeah!

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/307/0/c/Movie_Turtles_by_tortuga_ninja.jpg

[CJStyles]

Keno:: Hold it!

Mask men stop what they are doin

Keno:: You guys are under arrest!

One of the men pull their mask off looking at Keno unconvinced


Masked man::What are you night security?

Keno:: Actually *looks down at the pizza* pizza delivery

Masked man:: Give me a break

*insert fight scene here and when they are all down he looks around*

Keno:: Did I mention I studied martial arts?

[comet_an_me]

all the above are my fravorite as well as: TMNT 2

TGRI proffessor "michelagelo pass me the dymothclouride please"

Mikey "huh"

Proffessor points

Mikey " ohh...you know not to critise science or anything but err wouldn't be easier just to call it the pink one."

Don "ohh Mikey."

and...

it was funny when Don was stirring the 'potion' when Mikey came to smell it he dropped his pizza in it and they just hum and pretend it didn't happen. :lol:

[bloodbath666]

I love in part 2 when raph and keno get caught by tatsu in the junkyard,

Tatsu: *Grunts*
Raph: Hi, uh...we were looking we were lookin' for a muffler for a '77 chevy.
Tatsu: *Grunts*
Raph: Sheesh whatever happened to service with a smile.

The best part tho is when they catch raph, and he says to Tatsu

Raph: You know pal if I had a face like yours, I'd try to make up for it with some sort of a personality.

Here's the scene if anyone wants to see it http://youtube.com/watch?v=p8aoPyRoV5I. Poor raph tho, in both films, he kicks major butt, but both times gets in unfair fights with impossible odds.

[Warhorse]

I love in part 2 when raph and keno get caught by tatsu in the junkyard,

Tatsu: *Grunts*
Raph: Hi, uh...we were looking we were lookin' for a muffler for a '77 chevy.
Tatsu: *Grunts*
Raph: Sheesh whatever happened to service with a smile.

The best part tho is when they catch raph, and he says to Tatsu

Raph: You know pal if I had a face like yours, I'd try to make up for it with some sort of a personality.

Here's the scene if anyone wants to see it http://youtube.com/watch?v=p8aoPyRoV5I. Poor raph tho, in both films, he kicks major butt, but both times gets in unfair fights with impossible odds.


LOL! Isn't that characteristic of Raphael? He tends to bite off more than he can chew?

[Draconic]

Actually, it's more like he starts to bite something that he can chew, but then at the last second, the sub sandwich gets up, and jumps into his mouth!

[Warhorse]

^True about Raph. One thing I can always count on Raphael, there's never a dull moment when he's on the scene!