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FreshRazz
12-08-2002, 03:29 AM
Does anyone know the saying 'If your wearing purple, your sexually frustrated?'. So that must mean Donny is! Well it's a possibility I mean these poor Turtles don't have girls.

Lanagirl
12-08-2002, 04:36 AM
:-? Well,yes,i have heard about this. But let's not forget that it is just a cartoon. So ninja turtles can't hvae girl-friends cause kids are watching this show. The same thing we can say about April(no boyfriend), the Shredder(he's a young handsome man) and etc..

FreshRazz
12-08-2002, 05:46 AM
ah well it's all in the name of fun...
btw i haven't seen u round the board welcome here is a mango... enjoy!

Jephael
12-08-2002, 06:25 AM
Well atleast noone is calling him gay. Remember that thing with the Telletubbies? Sheesh, some people have sick minds!

prowler4
12-08-2002, 06:50 AM
:sick: Teletubbies! :sick: :tsick:

Nturtle
12-08-2002, 07:03 AM
just wait until HT finds this thread....

raphael90
12-08-2002, 08:02 AM
I liked the fact that Raphael kinda got a girlfriend on that episode with Mona Lisa...of all the Turtles I think he's the most charming anyway. :wink:

Greed
12-08-2002, 08:34 AM
Raph had a girlfriend named Ninjara in the Archie comics

Shellfox
12-08-2002, 09:02 AM
Leo had Venus and Lotus
Raph has Mona Lisa, Ninjara, and Mezcal
Mike had Kala
Don- Donny never had anyone

Greed
12-08-2002, 09:11 AM
Don is just another lonely scientist that will spend the rest of his life by him self

Shellfox
12-08-2002, 09:17 AM
I wonder, when he was a cyborg did he find machines attractive?

Deepflame
12-08-2002, 09:29 AM
I doubt it.

MzTheInsomniac
12-08-2002, 12:03 PM
I wonder, when he was a cyborg did he find machines attractive?


good question

Greed
12-08-2002, 12:06 PM
If he is a freak he finds machine attractive

Kali
12-08-2002, 01:11 PM
:lol: Sorry, Inside joke.

Well..., there was #13 of Mirage Volume 1, an alien named Jhanna. She gave a lock of her lock, a gift, to Donatello. Not sure why she did, but a few people think there was some feeling between them. *shrugs*

Honestly, except for Raph and Ninjara, and later Mezcal, none of those couples were really serious. Of course, it was a kids show and they couldn't do that. But you think they'd all be a bit frustrated.

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 01:54 PM
Its fake, no one cares........

MzTheInsomniac
12-08-2002, 02:06 PM
do u even like the tmnt, if you dont then go away

BigThew
12-08-2002, 02:08 PM
NO..LEAVE THIS THREAD ALONE

you already ruined the Raph thread, not this one

Donatello is cool, one day he will find a female scientist and fall in love

Kali
12-08-2002, 02:10 PM
Yes, he's just a late-bloomer.

Besides, we think he had a crush on April in the cartoon.

MzTheInsomniac
12-08-2002, 02:11 PM
NO..LEAVE THIS THREAD ALONE

you already ruined the Raph thread, not this one

Donatello is cool, one day he will find a female scientist and fall in love

are you talking about me?

BigThew
12-08-2002, 02:12 PM
i wasn't talking to anyone particular..just ignore the guy if he makes you mad...we don't want any more threads ruined...that raph topic was a good one and now it has gone down the gutter

Greed
12-08-2002, 02:12 PM
the only way he will get a girl is in a Fan Fic

MzTheInsomniac
12-08-2002, 02:14 PM
we don't want any more threads ruined...that raph topic was a good one and now it has gone down the gutter

yea your right

Greed
12-08-2002, 02:17 PM
Yeah go ahead feed the fire

Kali
12-08-2002, 02:18 PM
Back on topic: You'll very often find the guys paired up in fan fics. Aside from pairing them with an author's original character, they've been paired with many canon characters.

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 04:59 PM
I think Don makes his own women, hence the lyric: "Donatello does machines." Oh this was well thought out alright. Theres nothing wrong with Robophilia Don, trust me. Robots are FAR easier to program than women. Man, Don thinks of everything eh!?

Karpo_007
12-08-2002, 05:03 PM
"Donatello does machines." !?


:lol: LOL :lol:

Good one!

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 05:11 PM
:lol: LOL :lol:

Good one!

hahaha, thanks. ;)

Karpo_007
12-08-2002, 05:12 PM
Thats a fact Jack!

Greed
12-08-2002, 05:42 PM
rrrrrrriiiiiiight

Shellfox
12-08-2002, 06:35 PM
I can see don "making" a GF, May be not building her, but having a hand in her creation

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 06:37 PM
I can see don "making" a GF, May be not building her, but having a hand in her creation

Yeah, I can imagine him altering a robot vixen that Krang made. She'd love him forever and ever. :) Atta boy Donny!!!!!!

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 06:39 PM
OMG DONATELLO DOES MACHINES?! :dead:
So he's either sexually frustrated, homosexual, or has a machine fetish :sick:
Or maybe he had a secret relationship with venus, or april!
Or maybe he has no frickin' sexual life since don would have to put an egg if he wants to have a son and we're making stuff up...but who knows, maybe the mutagen gave him a member!Ah...We might never know...fortunately :)

Greed
12-08-2002, 06:39 PM
Either way he would be sick in the head

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 06:41 PM
Yeah :D Oh well, it's not his fault...he's trapped in the sewer because society wouldnt accept him, it's not his fault! :P

Shellfox
12-08-2002, 06:44 PM
Maybe he simplt doesn't have genatal, we never see them, so maybe something happened to him as a kid and it was cut off, man that wouls hurt

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 06:45 PM
Yeah :D Oh well, it's not his fault...he's trapped in the sewer because society wouldnt accept him, it's not his fault! :P

*wails on a tiny guitar JUST for Don* poor guy, "how 'bout a hug? I HATE GOODBYES! ...........SHH! Just go!"

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 06:47 PM
:lol: POOR GUY! *sings the donnie blues*
Maybe he simplt doesn't have genatal, we never see them, so maybe something happened to him as a kid and it was cut off, man that wouls hurt
Yeah, he might've got his dick stuck in the cd reader! (don't ask him how he got his thing there :P :P :P ) wouldn't surprise me, he's always around machines and stuff...
But my guess is when he mutated he didnt got genitals but he did got other human atributes tho :ohwell:

Kali
12-08-2002, 07:06 PM
Maybe he simplt doesn't have genatal, we never see them,
That's just silly. Regular turtles have them, why would they lose them when mutated? They're just tucked inside their shells, like regular turtles. *doesn't know if this makes her well-informed or simply an obsessed fangirl*

Course, there was this one idea someone had that Donnie was actually a girl...

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 07:14 PM
Real turtles have genitals?Wow, didn't know that...i thought they just put eggs and there was no sexual intercourse but i guess i was wrong.
Then i was wrong, so i'll discard that he didnt got genitals when he mutated and assume he had em inside his shell and we never saw em because it was a kids cartoon instead.
Or he could be a...she :teek: A Dona Tello!Now that'd be scary! :lol:

Kali
12-08-2002, 07:19 PM
LOL! Yeah, would be kinda weird. A few people have parodied the TMNT, turning them all into girls. Kinda funny, but a neat idea to think about.

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 07:21 PM
Yeah that'd be funny...
I actually saw raph dressed as one of the characters of rocky horror show...pretty disturbing stuff :P :lol:

Shellfox
12-08-2002, 07:21 PM
Maybe he simplt doesn't have genatal, we never see them,
That's just silly. Regular turtles have them, why would they lose them when mutated? They're just tucked inside their shells, like regular turtles. *doesn't know if this makes her well-informed or simply an obsessed fangirl*

Course, there was this one idea someone had that Donnie was actually a girl...
hence why I said they may have been removed, I know they have genitals, but since we never see them we can't be sure they were'nt removed somehow early in life.

I read an article, that I can't find, where a guys genitals exploded with no reason given.

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 07:25 PM
Exploded? :teek: ouch...
I doubt don's balls exploded (:P), i'm guessing we never saw em because it was a kids show...but who knows o.O

Kali
12-08-2002, 07:27 PM
o.O Whoa. Poor guy.

But a majority of TMNT fans do believe they have genitals. If they didn't, there wouldn't nearly as much NC-17 fan fics and art out there.

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 07:31 PM
Yeah...now that i know turtles do have genitals i changed my mind about the turtles not having genitals...it might even lead me to write a new fanfic, the case of the exploding balls! (no, i was just kidding...you wont see any fanfics from me :P )
But i don't get it shellfox...why do you think don's genitals could've been removed earlier in his life?why'd they want to do that anyways? =P

Shellfox
12-08-2002, 07:40 PM
But i don't get it shellfox...why do you think don's genitals could've been removed earlier in his life?why'd they want to do that anyways? =P
I'm just saying its possible, its a dangerous world for them and we know little about them as kids. Growing up in the sewer you'd be exposed to numerable desiease and toxins and its possible that at some point in his life he was injured in that area, it bacame infected and had to be removed to save his life. And to make up for his feelings of inadiquascey focused on machines, to make something with his own hands, since he is unable to ever produce children. Supposidly thats why Tim Taylor made all that wierd crap on Home Improvment, because he coulsn't have kids, now multipy that by never having a part in the process of having kids. I'm not saying it happened I'm just saying its a possiblity, the streotypical Unic never has any intrest in the opisit sex, and don short of friend ship seem to follow that stero type.
Then agin I may have to much time on my hands and be full of crap and dons just shy and waiting for the right girl

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 07:43 PM
Ohhh okay...
Well, that it's possible is possible...
And the sewers are full of crap (literally :teek: ) so it's possible he got a dissease aswell...

Greed
12-08-2002, 07:43 PM
How about this Donnie the hermaphrodite or Donnie the asexual those are my final guess on his or its sexuality

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 07:45 PM
OH NO, DONNIE A HERM! :teek:
I refuse to believe he was a herm :P :P :P :P *covers his ears* lalalala!
He might've been asexual tho :P

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 07:50 PM
How about this Donnie the hermaphrodite or Donnie the asexual those are my final guess on his or its sexuality

Yeah, like on Jurassic Park.....in a single sex environment the dinosaurs reproduced asexually and had babies. Jurassic Park = good movie. I wanna see Steven Spielberg make an X-rated ninja turtle movie where they chop everyone up and actually deal some excessive damage.....that'd be a good movie. Maybe one of them could pour some parmasean cheese on a dude and eat him, that'd rule.

Greed
12-08-2002, 07:50 PM
I forgot one Donnie the bisexual, The straght fruit

Shellfox
12-08-2002, 07:52 PM
Maybe one of them could pour some parmasean cheese on a dude and eat him, that'd rule.

:teek:
Dude seek help

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 07:52 PM
I wanna see Steven Spielberg make an X-rated ninja turtle movie where they chop everyone up and actually deal some excessive damage.....that'd be a good movie. Maybe one of them could pour some parmasean cheese on a dude and eat him, that'd rule.
:teek: yuck...there'd be more chances of troma doing something like that instead of steven spielberg, and i HIGHLY doubt eastman and laird would let troma touch their turtles :P But i gotta agree jurassic park was great!
I'm gonna see the first episode of the dinotopia miniseries tomorrow, it doesnt have anything to do with steven spielberg or jurassic park but it looks good.
Oh yah i agree with fox, seek help :P :P :P ;)

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 07:56 PM
:teek: yuck...there'd be more chances of troma doing something like that instead of steven spielberg, and i HIGHLY doubt eastman and laird would let troma touch their turtles :P But i gotta agree jurassic park was great!
I'm gonna see the first episode of the dinotopia miniseries tomorrow, it doesnt have anything to do with steven spielberg or jurassic park but it looks good.
Oh yah i agree with fox, seek help :P :P :P ;)

Yeah, but Troma would make it incredibly terrible, I wanna see a high budget turtle flick with lots of chopping and such ;) Maybe I will make it some day......be on the look out for "NINJA TURTLES EXTREME!" :)

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 07:59 PM
:teek: god forbid! :lol: :P
There was a lot of violence in the image comics, you might want to check those ones...

Shellfox
12-08-2002, 07:59 PM
see a high budget turtle flick with lots of chopping and such ;) Maybe I will make it some day......be on the look out for "NINJA TURTLES EXTREME!" :)
going out on a limb but I'm guessing your into the Image TMNT

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 08:08 PM
see a high budget turtle flick with lots of chopping and such ;) Maybe I will make it some day......be on the look out for "NINJA TURTLES EXTREME!" :)
going out on a limb but I'm guessing your into the Image TMNT

hehe, not really, I just love drawing gore sometimes.......and I was extremely obsessed with the new Star Wars movie 'cause the Jedis were totally weak and didnt use their powers, so I was just thinking that they should make a sweet ninja turtle movie where Leo actually uses his swords to chop, and not just to trip and such........maybe its just me that wants to see that :)

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 08:13 PM
Well maybe not, but i sure dont want to see it :ohwell:
Violence is ok but i dont like gore :P that's probably why i hated image's tmnt...for what they did to the turtles.

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 08:16 PM
Well maybe not, but i sure dont want to see it :ohwell:
Violence is ok but i dont like gore :P that's probably why i hated image's tmnt...for what they did to the turtles.

Yeah, I like the cartoon turtles.......maybe they're best kept as legends.....I'm kinda scared that the new cartoon will ruin them like the next mutation did. *hoping* I'm more a fan of tasteful gore, like Braveheart and Saving Private Ryan.

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 08:19 PM
Yeah, saw one of the gory parts of saving private ryan...well it was gore put in good use, i don't really mind that, as it shows how terrible war can be.
And i don't think the new toon will be as bad as next mutation...just my personal opinion tho, but this new toon looks like it's going to be good, unlike next mutation which i didn't liked so much.
I won't really know 'till it comes out tho :)

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 08:22 PM
Yeah, saw one of the gory parts of saving private ryan...well it was gore put in good use, i don't really mind that, as it shows how terrible war can be.
And i don't think the new toon will be as bad as next mutation...just my personal opinion tho, but this new toon looks like it's going to be good, unlike next mutation which i didn't liked so much.
I won't really know 'till it comes out tho :)

Yeah, the new toon looks rather awesome so far. I just REALLY like the new action figures......cant wait to get my hands on at least 2 of each ;)

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 08:28 PM
Yeah the new figs look good...i'm not sure if they'll come to argentina but if they do i'll make sure to get a splinter and a shredder :evilgrin:

Shellfox
12-08-2002, 08:30 PM
Stil don't get why don has a battle sx and the others get climbing gear

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 08:32 PM
Yeah the new figs look good...i'm not sure if they'll come to argentina but if they do i'll make sure to get a splinter and a shredder :evilgrin:


awww, how sad!!! *gives you a preemptive action figure just for the crap of it* there you go lad, now you have at least one!

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 08:32 PM
Shellfox: What?Are you talking about the new figures? :-?
Edit: oh yay, a preemptive action figure, thanks! :evilgrin: *starts to preemptively play with it*

Shellfox
12-08-2002, 08:38 PM
Yes the figures, looking at the KB page and don gets a battle Ax as well as Staffs, and all the others get are climbing gear to go with their main weapons, I just find that odd

Zenrick
12-08-2002, 08:38 PM
Shellfox: What?Are you talking about the new figures? :-?
Edit: oh yay, a preemptive action figure, thanks! :evilgrin: *starts to preemptively play with it*

hahaha, I used to pretend I was a ninja turtle a long time ago. I'd order the others around and they'd listen like good little ninjas. Those were the days, now I get looked at wierd for doing that. ;) Its no longer cute.

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 08:39 PM
Yeah...weird.
The older figures had lots of accesories and weapons, but it seems that the new ones don't.
I wonder if that might change since they're not out yet, but i doubt it.
:lol: yeah i know what ya mean zenrick!
Good ol' days :P now i ran out of imagination so all i do is sit em in my table

Greed
12-08-2002, 08:40 PM
Do you still do this if you do do it in public please

Nickokapo
12-08-2002, 08:41 PM
Why?So that everyone can give me the look?Do you want me to go to the park and start playing?Well NO I WONT :P :P :P

Greed
12-08-2002, 08:43 PM
aww damn your no fun

azure turtle
12-09-2002, 02:00 AM
Split this topic and sent the "Mini-bos" discussion to General Discussion. ;)

*looks at previous posts and shakes head*
Poor Donny...

GreenWillow
12-09-2002, 02:35 AM
~OMG-- youse guys are funny! Thank you -- I needed this thread. :lol:
Yeah, poor Donnie. But that's what he gets for wearing purple ... :lol: :lol: :lol:

~GW

Cherubae
12-09-2002, 01:03 PM
HEY wearing purple doesn't mean you're sexual frustrated, purple is a color of royalty! :evilgrin:

don't worry vernon, it's not your fault you were drawn wearing a pink shirt *pat pat*


- Cher

GreenWillow
12-09-2002, 03:19 PM
~Jeez, Cher-- I dunno, but I'm not sure your banner doesn't support at least ONE theory proposed here..... :goofygri:

~GW

Sparvid
12-09-2002, 03:31 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

themaxonline
12-09-2002, 08:17 PM
That Vernon page is HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:

Skeletoncrew
12-10-2002, 02:33 AM
Maybe he simplt doesn't have genatal, we never see them,
That's just silly. Regular turtles have them, why would they lose them when mutated? They're just tucked inside their shells, like regular turtles. *doesn't know if this makes her well-informed or simply an obsessed fangirl*

Course, there was this one idea someone had that Donnie was actually a girl...

You're a well-informed obsessed fangirl. So am I. I just happen to know more about rats than turtles.

Oh, and that was me with the Donny secretly being a female idea. I still haven't written that story! Of course, now that everyone's giving him a hard time, I need to write him a good straight NC-17. Poor guy, even I've been guilty of pairing him with a machine.

MzTheInsomniac
12-10-2002, 04:00 PM
That Vernon page is HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:

damn right!

Nickokapo
12-11-2002, 12:22 AM
Well i'll have to agree with that banner, vernon is an ass :oops:
Oh yeah that's it, maybe don secretly liked vernon! :teek:
*jumps out of a window*
There is NO GOD!!!!

HorseTechie
12-11-2002, 09:22 AM
just wait until HT finds this thread....
This is scary when people here know my pet peeves a little too well.... :evilgrin:

*continues going through the thread with caution*

Sidenote: Don is not sexually frusterated or homosexual. He just likes to use the first and original brain god gave him, the one in his HEAD! As the Palladium book also stated, "Don gets off on machines and gadgets . . . " Do these people realize what they are saying? Oh well... 'doing machines' is the only way Transformers can make more of themselves too. :goofygri:

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Originally posted by Shellfox:
Stil don't get why don has a battle sx and the others get climbing gear
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I was wondering that too.... imagining that Don has potential to wig out and make like Jason or your random ax murder on all the people who think he has sex problems is funny to imagine. Not that he would, but you'd never in these fanfics nowadays.

BIC Donie
12-12-2002, 10:34 PM
Just because Don is smart and always has the ideas that lead to the episodes ending doesn't mean he is gay :evilgrin: :D

Zenrick
12-12-2002, 10:43 PM
Just because Don is smart and always has the ideas that lead to the episodes ending doesn't mean he is gay :evilgrin: :D

*sigh* Will..............................you've been disconnected!!!! A device has been connected!!! *punch* VIVE MARICON

Nickokapo
12-12-2002, 11:34 PM
I don't understand a word of what you're saying zenrick :P
But i have proof of don's gayness!
Disclaimer: The following convo was obviously made up and is meant to be taken as a joke, so if you are offended by this thread in general, i suggest you take it with a bit of humor or don't read the following piece of crap i just wrote, thanks...you can go now, shoo
*** Now talking in #GaySexx0r
<Nickokapo> ...
<Nickokapo> Who grabbed my ass?!
<Donatello> ;)
<Nickokapo> o_O
*** Nickokapo has left #GaySexx0r (AHHHHH, WTF!)
<Donatello> There goes another one U_U; sigh...I'm not a giiiiiiiiirl, not yet a womaaaaaan.

If you are wondering what i was doing in that channel...uhhh...none of your bussines! :P

Zenrick
12-12-2002, 11:36 PM
I don't understand a word of what you're saying zenrick :P
But i have proof of don's gayness!
Disclaimer: The following convo was obviously made up and is meant to be taken as a joke, so if you are offended by this thread in general, i suggest you take it with a bit of humor or don't read the following piece of crap i just wrote, thanks...you can go now, shoo
*** Now talking in #GaySexx0r
<Nickokapo> ...
<Nickokapo> Who grabbed my ass?!
<Donatello> ;)
<Nickokapo> o_O
*** Nickokapo has left #GaySexx0r (AHHHHH, WTF!)
<Donatello> There goes another one U_U; sigh...I'm not a giiiiiiiiirl, not yet a womaaaaaan.

aaaaaaaaaaahahahah...thats great.......Donie lives 2 doors down in my hall, he's very queer ;) He cracks me up though

Nickokapo
12-12-2002, 11:37 PM
Now that you mention it, i remember someone else in that channel...
OH MY GOD, IT WAS YOU ZENRICK! :P

Zenrick
12-12-2002, 11:40 PM
Now that you mention it, i remember someone else in that channel...
OH MY GOD, IT WAS YOU ZENRICK! :P

hahahah, oh you will hate to read this, but it must be said! *WIELDS MINI BO ONE LAST TIME!!!!* KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! *fast paced violin music playing in background to get the audience pumped*

Nickokapo
12-12-2002, 11:41 PM
Oh no, Not again! :teek:
There's a whole thread of mini bo-ness already... *dies from miniboitis*

Zenrick
12-12-2002, 11:49 PM
Oh no, Not again! :teek:
There's a whole thread of mini bo-ness already... *dies from miniboitis*

hahaha, well dont worry I have a whole new comic lined up that will surpass the former!!!!! No more mini bo business!!!! Its time to get serious!!! ;)

Nickokapo
12-12-2002, 11:52 PM
Fine :sweatdro: can we get back on topic now?

BIC Donie
12-13-2002, 12:04 AM
there is no way don is gay...why cant we say Leo is gay?

Nickokapo
12-13-2002, 12:06 AM
I don't know...Is he?! :teek:
But he has lotus!

Zenrick
12-13-2002, 12:07 AM
there is no way don is gay...why cant we say Leo is gay?

Don isnt gay, he's awesome....he just........does machines! He can get some any way he pleases!!!!! :) I'm sure by now he has a woman......good 'ole Donnie! ;)

Nickokapo
12-13-2002, 12:09 AM
I know don is awesome :D He'll probably find his true love eventually...
Or he'll go nuts...whatever happens first.

BIC Donie
12-13-2002, 12:10 AM
what if thats a cover?

Zenrick
12-13-2002, 12:12 AM
what if thats a cover?

then you are calling him gay too.............BIC in the house!!!! ;) Man I'm tired.......too many pointless posts.

Nickokapo
12-13-2002, 12:15 AM
We should all leave don alone.
AND PICK ON LEO INSTEAD (J/k :p )

Karpo_007
12-13-2002, 05:43 AM
Well I don't think he is gay, but He still "Does machines"( :lol: Still funny).

Sparvid
12-13-2002, 08:07 AM
"does machines" and mechanical foot soldiers... I think we're on the something here... :oops:

HorseTechie
12-13-2002, 08:44 AM
Well shyaa... do you realize how many fangirls RP as the male TMNT? Of course it would appear as if Don is gay, if it was a girl using his nick. :P :evilgrin: (will hafta admit, I dunno how many people thought I was a HE :lol: )

I sure as hay don't like Don being gay... but him 'doing machines' so turns me on. :goofygri: *wonders how much longer this topic will be beaten like a dead horse* :D

Greed
12-13-2002, 02:47 PM
The turtles are 28 or so in the new comic right, so donnie will be a middle aged dateless wonder

MzTheInsomniac
12-13-2002, 03:01 PM
poor guy

Greed
12-13-2002, 03:05 PM
Don't feel sorry for him its his fault he is a LOSER

Duke
12-13-2002, 08:46 PM
there is no way don is gay...why cant we say Leo is gay?

Because Leo is straight along with Mikey, and Raph. I don't know about Donnie though he is probably straight but i do Know that he still "Does Machines"

DarthRaphael
12-13-2002, 08:51 PM
Don is gay because he wears purple, therefore Decepticons are gay because they proudly display their purple "gay pride" emblem.

Greed
12-13-2002, 08:53 PM
There robots, come on dude

Nickokapo
12-13-2002, 10:56 PM
I thought the purple color meant sexually frustrated, not gay...
But rodimus prime had the gay flag colors, therefore he's gay, heee!
http://rodimus-prime.virtualave.net/RPrime.jpg
We want YOU, Girl!

Duke
12-13-2002, 11:33 PM
Purple means both sexually fustrated and gay. Thats why donnie and beans love it so much.

HorseTechie
12-14-2002, 09:46 AM
Oh gah not Rodimus again... :anime:

*clears throat, puts on mod hat*

Okay... that's starting to get old. It could be possible that purple represents that, but I highly doubt Eastman & Laird intended such a demise for Donatello.

Nickokapo
12-14-2002, 09:49 AM
Well eastman and laird originally had the idea of the turtles having the bandanas from the same color (red i think) so the colored bandanas idea was probably from playmates or MWS :ohwell:

HorseTechie
12-14-2002, 09:57 AM
Then it's aaaaaall Playmates fault! :evil:

Nickokapo
12-14-2002, 10:09 AM
Probably!They usually controled the toon so that they could sell more toys, or so i was led to believe.

DarthRaphael
12-14-2002, 01:55 PM
I drive a purple truck. Does that make me sexually frustrated?
This is one of the strangest topics, ever. How can you argue if a comic book / cartoon character is gay?

Karpo_007
12-14-2002, 03:16 PM
You should think the whole topic as a joke.

Kingkapong
12-14-2002, 03:24 PM
than it's agreed it's a joke.

Machias Banshee
12-14-2002, 03:48 PM
Donatello is the victim of a decade-long world-wide gay bantering spree! :eek: :eek:

Nickokapo
12-15-2002, 03:40 AM
Umm darthraph i dunno about you but i took this thread and the other one as a joke, just some thing for fun, i don't seriously think don is gay, or any of the turtles...or anyone that wears purple or whatever he might want to wear for that matter.
Of course i have a weird sense of humor that usually leads people to missunderstand me/get offended, amongs other things, this wouldn't be the first time...
Maybe this 'joke' went on for too long tho, i'll agree with that since even i got tired of it at some point :goofygri:

Cascadia
02-12-2003, 10:40 PM
I strongly believe that the purple means intelligence not gay and sexually frustrated.

Greed
02-13-2003, 06:47 AM
Okay, Don's is sexual frustrated as a whole not just cause his mask :lol: :evilgrin: :lol:

R-iZZy
02-13-2003, 07:52 AM
no flippin way. Don's got too many inventions to work on before getting into a relationship. plus, there's no humans willing to kiss turtles... think about it... derrrrr!

Kali
02-13-2003, 08:12 AM
no flippin way. Don's got too many inventions to work on before getting into a relationship. plus, there's no humans willing to kiss turtles... think about it... derrrrr!
Hey, I'd be willing! :evilgrin:

I thought we killed this thread...

R-iZZy
02-13-2003, 08:17 AM
i thought so too... but it just magically appeared from the crypt... i think slash89 TRIED to resurrect it.

Reznorite420
02-13-2003, 09:27 AM
The same thing we can say about April(no boyfriend)But Rocksteady fell in love with her in "Green With Jealousy"...and I can name at least 2 other instances where she's been the object of lust.

Nickokapo
02-13-2003, 09:42 AM
:sweatdro: oh boy, this has risen from the grave lol.
Well i think i agree with rez, april did had her 'followers' here and there in the toon, heh :D
And don't forget rex-1!Oh wait...he was a robot...and he had a robette :P but i can't remember her...err...its name right now and frankly don't care enough to look it up.
Now irma... :roll:

Reznorite420
02-13-2003, 09:50 AM
:And don't forget rex-1!Oh wait...he was a robot...and he had a robette :P but i can't remember her...err...its name right now and frankly don't care enough to look it up.I'll save you the trouble :wink:

Her name was Rexanne... :lol:

Nickokapo
02-13-2003, 09:55 AM
LOL rexanne...
I'd have prefered Rexette, but rexanne is good too :lol:

HorseTechie
02-13-2003, 10:06 AM
Man, thought this thread bit the dust too. But I'm not worried any mroe. Nope.

Laird and Co. have the answer to this. He is NOT! Spoiler: Seems they want Don to have some romantic interest in April for the new show!

Heeee... :D He got a thing for reeeedheads!

Nickokapo
02-13-2003, 10:29 AM
Don and...uhhhhh? :|
Wow i didn't know they'd do that...welp it didn't happen in the original comics as far as i know :D
I guess that'll end all the rumors.

Karpo_007
02-13-2003, 10:31 AM
Where did you read that?

heretic888
02-13-2003, 10:38 AM
to answer the question of this thread.... considering Don, like his other brothers, are all teenagers that have never had any real contact with any members of the fairer sex prior to April, I would say they are all pretty frustrated sexually.... unless the mutagen knocked out their sex drives, that is.

HorseTechie
02-13-2003, 11:05 AM
Where did you read that?
I just noticed a well placed pic at the FoxBox Turtle lair flash site. Then another person (down in NewTMNTDis), said they read about it in the ep synopsis.

Karpo_007
02-13-2003, 12:43 PM
Oh..

heretic888
02-13-2003, 01:35 PM
uh-oh...... looks like we'll be seein' a lil' nerd-on-nerd action, neh?? :D

Karpo_007
02-13-2003, 01:38 PM
LOL :lol:

Greed
02-13-2003, 02:37 PM
Ill nerds *shudders*

Tinselcat
02-13-2003, 02:39 PM
I saw this thread and i just had to say it: donnie is bi, and prime material for slashers!! wooohooo! rally to the banner... heh... umm... anyone? oh crap...

heretic888
02-13-2003, 03:01 PM
...................... :dead:

Nturtle
02-13-2003, 07:26 PM
This old thing??!! Awwwwwww crud...... I though I buried this with Nicko's "Are the Foot Soilders sexually frustrated?" :sweatdro:
Somebody get me my shovel!!

heretic888
02-13-2003, 07:30 PM
*gets nturtle a shovel* :D

Kali
02-13-2003, 07:32 PM
Awww, ya know, I have a gay mutant turtle character and he's just sitting where ever it is he sits and laughing at all of us.

Nturtle
02-13-2003, 07:36 PM
Next we need a gay foot soilder, okay its burying time *starts digging thread grave*

heretic888
02-13-2003, 07:47 PM
Awww, ya know, I have a gay mutant turtle character and he's just sitting where ever it is he sits and laughing at all of us.


Uhhh... I could say something here about where he's sitting.... but I shall refrain. :D

TMNTGal
02-13-2003, 08:28 PM
no flippin way. Don's got too many inventions to work on before getting into a relationship. plus, there's no humans willing to kiss turtles... think about it... derrrrr!
Hey, I'd be willing! :evilgrin:

I thought we killed this thread...

I'd be more than willing! :wink:

Awww, ya know, I have a gay mutant turtle character and he's just sitting where ever it is he sits and laughing at all of us.


Uhhh... I could say something here about where he's sitting.... but I shall refrain. :D

:lol:

azure turtle
02-13-2003, 08:36 PM
AAAAHHHH! Not this thread again!!
*hides near a tombstone*

Nturtle
02-13-2003, 08:38 PM
*finishes digging the grave* Okay put 'er in there!!

R-iZZy
02-13-2003, 09:27 PM
:lol: i know... the rise of the dead.

Karpo_007
02-14-2003, 05:18 AM
You necromancers should leave the dead alone...

Reznorite420
02-14-2003, 06:28 AM
Ill nerds *shudders*Then you'll shudder at the sight of me in that case :D

PH33R 73H 8UCK 7337H!!!!!

HorseTechie
02-14-2003, 11:01 AM
Okay... we want this thread dead?

*pulls out padlock of doom and snugly puts it in place*

Hrmm... you know my husband showed me a simialr pic in Gorgasm the other night... :evilgrin: