If Splinter was drunk.....

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

I know Splinter is too much of a responsible father figure to ever get drunk. I'd imagine him having a cup of saké now and then, but JUST ONE.

Still, just imagine how funny it would be, if Splinter got really drunk.

[trexmaster]

Drunken Splinter: "My sons, the wise man does not do the bing-bing-bing-dong, *BURP* the wise man does not---OMG purple brontosauruses in orange pantyhoses!"

[Ryona]

I see Splinter being a rather comedic drunk.



Splinter: "My sons... *staggers forward* ...before you go rush into battle..."

Leonardo: "What battle?"

Splinter: "...remember the words of the wise Yoda... There's no business like show business."

The boys scratch their heads and look at each other.

Leonardo: "Um... Ok, Sensei."

As the boys bow, Splinter wonders off and crashes on the coach.

[Anarky]

Hehe... that's what I call an interesting thread.

Splinter would, if you ask me, be the serious/funny-drunk. He'd say the darndest things without cracking a smile or twitching with the eye. His facial expressions would stay the same, but his thoughts would be all messed up.

I can imagine the turtles to be rather amused about that.

[Sewer Bull]

Yeah, I can imagine Raph saying: "Sensei seems to be a little rat-arsed today"

[Anarky]

Yeah, I can imagine Raph saying: "Sensei seems to be a little rat-arsed today"

Oh, heck... imagine Mikey. "Whooo... Sensei's a bit tipsy today, eh, Sensei?" :D

[Jo269976]

..Funny Thought! :lol:

[NinjaGirl]

Splinter:My sons, it is time for traing. (hichup)

All turtles: Traing?

Leonardo: But Sensei, we trained earllyer this morning. we should not continue untill tomarrow.

Splinter:(hichup) Nonsence, (hichup) You must train as much as you caaan. *splinter pases out* :tsleep:

Raphael:You know, I think he has had one to many adult erbal teas.

I can defunutly see that happen.:tgrin:

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

I was expecting a reference to the Jackie Chan "Drunken Master" movies, the idea being that when a fighter is drunk, he can fight harder because pain would be dulled during intoxication.

[Masked Ninja]

Ah, Splinter would be hilarious drunk. He'd never do enough to really mess himself up, but he'd say goofy things and Leo would be horrified :tlol:

[Sewer Bull]

Ah, Splinter would be hilarious drunk. He'd never do enough to really mess himself up, but he'd say goofy things and Leo would be horrified :tlol:

Like:

S: Leonardo, my dearest son, bring me another bottle of vodka!
L: Forgive me Sensei, but Bushido code says...
S: Screw that Bushu-wushu stuff, my son. Trust me, only couple of shots can cleanse your dreading soul and body for the proper meditation.
...
L: (brings the bottle) But Sensei, please...
S: Now get out and go play with your brothers, I have to "spirit" away alone *chuckles*
...
L: (on the side) *sighs* Thanks God Don has recently created that anti-hangover medicine for Raph...

[Jester]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Jesterangelo/OWNED/High-mato_Yoshi2.jpg
This is a drunk Hamato Yoshi

[Sewer Bull]

He looks very merry here, Jester ;) :thumbsup:

[Masked Ninja]

*dies laughing* There we go. Awesome pic.

And the Leo/Splinter banter was nice. :tlol:

[Jester]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Jesterangelo/DrunkenMaster.jpg
:D
I was expecting a reference to the Jackie Chan "Drunken Master" movies, the idea being that when a fighter is drunk, he can fight harder because pain would be dulled during intoxication.
A slight refrence in the title of this very picture...:P

[XERO]

This makes a great Quickie...:D :P

[Masked Ninja]

This makes a great Quickie...:D :P:teek: Oh crud... what have we done?! :trazz:

[Jester]

It did make a pretty darn good quickie...:P

[Weapon X]

:teek: Oh crud... what have we done?! :trazz:
That's what I thought too, but it's very good, go check it out.

[XERO]

You guys gotta learn to trust me... :P

[The Stryker]

He would shave his fur into a Mohawk and Join the A-team.

Now appearing in Jack Stryker In the return of shredder! now playing in the fan fic section.

Shameless...plug

[NeoBix]

If Splinter was drunk he would probably hit on April and puke everywhere and go into a kung fu frenzy and kill Raphael.

[Sage Ninja]

LMAO people this is hillarious **chuckles** I think it be even funnier imagining Splinter high on weed or something. I could just imagine that

Splinter: heh heh...hehe...heh...**gigles** ...bwaahahahahaaaaaa

Turtles: **rush in** whats the matter!!

Splinter: **points at TV** he just made such a funny joke

TMNT: **look at TV and see that it isn't on** uh...sensei the television isn't even on.

Splinter: **laughs hysterically, pointing at them**

Michaelangelo: holy cow dudes! Splinter's flipped!?

Raphael: **sigh** I knew it was only a matter of time...

Leonardo: Shredder must be behind this!!

Donatello: Why are you laughing Master Splinter

Splinter: Has it it ever dawned on you, that you are all...talking turtles **covers mouth and laughs dementedly** I mean your turtles! And you talk! Bwaahahahaha

TMNT: **gap in horrified silence**

[somebody]

:lol: that's so funny! :lol:

[Vincent]

Splinter: **points at TV** he just made such a funny joke

He made a funny!

[heretic888]

It just dawned on me that everyone's drunken Splinter actually sounds more like a high Splinter.

Funny, that. :lol:

Laterz.