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Machias Banshee
01-21-2002, 06:04 PM
I'm back from winter break! Anyone miss me?! Everything seems to be going good here... wish i was. I suffer from Technodrome withdrawal, and i must be treated accordingly! :lol:

Kali
01-21-2002, 06:12 PM
Yeah! *hugs Machias* I just came over from reading your latest chapter. That was NOT funny, pretending to end it there, bad writer. The real cliffhanger was better.

I hereby give you back control of RP Splinter. Luckily you don't have to read EVERYTHING we did, just chapter four.

Machias Banshee
01-21-2002, 06:28 PM
Hey, the fake cliffhanger was a joke! :goofygri:
I'm a little out of whack, but i'll do the best i can. The sensei has entered the building!
How's the clones? i see you n' RaphClone are 'quite friendly'. :evilgrin:

Kali
01-21-2002, 06:49 PM
The clones are fine. (Especially Raph-clone :wink:)

Michaelangelo made a few appearances during your vacation, and he didn't cause any trouble, however due to absence I've been forced to let another person play Mikey. Chrome_dome is still MIA. And Cyborg Don has joined our group thanks to HT (HorseTechie.)

Tell, me, have you gotten the new comic yet?

Machias Banshee
01-21-2002, 07:04 PM
no, i haven't got it yet. The store sold out the first day, and i kept trying to get there but i got stuck in the hospital for a few days, among other things. How is it?!

Kali
01-21-2002, 07:07 PM
Hell if I know! I haven't gotten it either! If I HAD any stores around here, I would have pulled a copy out of the clerk's nose if I had to. I'm sending off an order to Mirage tomorrow.

Wait...hospital!?!

Machias Banshee
01-21-2002, 07:13 PM
Yeah, blood clot decided to take over half of my leg, so i couldnt walk. I have to walk with a crutch for a while, but i'm doin' better. Look out, psycho girl w/crutch for a weapon! :evilgrin:

I was glad to hear you liked chapter 6. I was so caught up in other things i really didn't get much other writing done. I really want to work on my inGen story, but I need to work on the Guilt story first.

Kali
01-21-2002, 07:19 PM
Oh yeah, that reminds me, gotta work on some of my own stories. So many ideas, so little time. :grin:

Hopefully I can get this current one out of my head so I can get back to Legacy.

Machias Banshee
01-21-2002, 07:20 PM
What's your current idea?

Oh, like my new sig? :smile:

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Kali
01-21-2002, 07:29 PM
That sig is so funny.

Well, the story I'm working on is a female Turtle story, but instead of being picked up and raised by someone, she grew up in New York alone, and eventually gets recruited by the Foot. I thought the idea of the guys having to fight (and maybe kill) a female of their species would make a great story.

Machias Banshee
01-21-2002, 07:31 PM
Sounds really good. You could have one heck of an internal conflict thing going on there.

I'm watching 'Cowabunga shreadhead' and some other eps on my pc. :grin:
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Kali
01-21-2002, 07:41 PM
Yep, internal conflict and angst is what I'm going for.

I just got a whole bunch of eps on VHS, (including TNM. *drools*)

The only thing I have on my PC is the CGI clip. Oh, and if you have those eps on CD, there are a few people who'd like to talk with you.

Machias Banshee
01-21-2002, 07:51 PM
I wish. I only have them on realplayer and Kazaa. I'm going to video shops everywhere looking for copies of the cartoons.

HorseTechie
01-22-2002, 11:46 AM
Hiyah, O Splinter like one! Welcome back.. and have a speedy recovery. ( eeww.. Blood clots... I only worry about those after a horse kicks my leg. ;P )

~HT

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 01:57 PM
Thanks, HT. I'm walking pretty good now, i only use one crutch, so i don't look completely crippled :grin:

I've been reading chapter four or the RPG. Holy cow, a lot of stuff happened while i was gone! :smile:

Kali
01-22-2002, 04:52 PM
Well, the pace has slowed down to only a few messages a day, opposed to the all-night chatting sessions we used to do with the guys.

*sniff* I miss the old days. The way chrome_dome would spam the boards, and Mike would pee on the ground. Uh, okay, strike that last one.

HorseTechie
01-22-2002, 06:22 PM
*lol* And I missed aaaaall of that... I'm so uh, blessed? :razz:

Yeah. we're lucky to get five posts in a day on the RPG now. I is soooo busy now. *sai*

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 06:44 PM
It's gettin kinda pitiful, but maybe we can get everyone together some night. Email everyone or something.

Ratking
01-22-2002, 06:50 PM
when ever im here it is usally night in auzzie and there usally isn't anybody else here, so i never get to talk one on one.

Kali
01-22-2002, 06:54 PM
There are like five people here at the moment!

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 07:02 PM
yowza! :eek:
I hope they stay for a while.
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Kali
01-22-2002, 07:11 PM
I'll be here until someone kicks me off. It seems like they're all busy with other things.

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 07:15 PM
I'll probly be on for a good while too.

Kali
01-22-2002, 07:47 PM
*pulls the plot over from the other thread*

*looks in the cave* What?

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 07:47 PM
Okay, now for mischief!

I just saw something moving around down here and it was not one of the clones. :eek:

Kali
01-22-2002, 07:48 PM
Raph-clone: Don't worry, I'll protect you!

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 07:52 PM
thanks, Raphclone! :smile:

hey, what's this?

*picks up dirty turban*

Who do you think this belongs to?

Kali
01-22-2002, 07:54 PM
I have no clue, but if it belongs to a certain someone, I'm outta here.

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 07:56 PM
Hidden voice: Hey what're you doing with my towel?!

Huh?

Kali
01-22-2002, 07:57 PM
Raph-clone: Towel? What the?

Maybe he's a Hitchhiker.

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 08:01 PM
MikeyC:Gimme that!
*MikeyC suddenly appears and wraps self w/towel*

OMG its a nekkid turtle! :lol:

MikeyC:Hey, long time no see! We're taking a swim in the water. It's warm now, so you girls don't have to worry about--

Alright, okay, we know. Whaddyou guys think. It sounds innocent enough. :smile:


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Kali
01-22-2002, 08:08 PM
Yay! It's Mikey-clone!

Raph-clone: Yeah, great.

*baps Raph* Be nice.

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 08:17 PM
MikeyC: C'mon it'll be fun! Everyone's this way. Venus and leo had an argument about something, so she stormed out and Leo's all dramatic-y on us now. I think you need to give him a good 'sparring match', Raph. He needs it. :evilgrin:

Kali
01-22-2002, 08:23 PM
Raph-clone: Aw yeah! Where's our Fearless Leader at?

Do you know what the fight was about?

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 08:32 PM
MikeyC: He's over by the edge of the water. Won't tell ME anything about it. I think it had something to do with you two actually. Somethin' about female presences numbering a bit high or somthin' like that...

We'll find out. Thanks, hun.

MikeyC: No prob. I'll lead you ladies to the beach, and Raph can layeth the smackdown on Leo. He's been edgy all week, so most of us want him to get whupped back into normal.

Kali
01-22-2002, 08:37 PM
Wait, I gotta go get a swim suit! *runs away and comes back wearing a white man's shirt over a black bikini* There, all ready.

Raph-clone:*just stands and stares*

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 08:43 PM
Lemme get mine!
*runs out and returns wearing slinky red tankini w/ sheer black overshirt.*


MikeyC: You two lookin' good. :smile: Cmon, let's hit the water!

Meanwhille...

LeoC: What is her problem? Its not like anything happened. Jeez, i told Mike to get rid of those silly pictures. Everything bad always happens to me grumblegrumblegrumble...

DonC: Hey, Leo, come on, Machias and Kali are back. Wanna join us?

LeoC: No thanks, i'd rather not get any closer to them than i have to.

Kali
01-22-2002, 08:48 PM
Whoo hoo! Yeah, time for fun.

Raph-clone: I'm gonna go look up Leo, babe. I'll see you later. *heads towards Leo*

Okay. *waves* Buh bye.

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 08:51 PM
*follows MikeyC to pool edge. looks at bottom of pool*

Hey, i see tourmalines!

MikeyC: yeah, why don't you get a closer look? :evilgrin:

*MikeyC tries to push Machias into water, but she grabs his arm and pulls him in as well.*

Nice try, monkeybutt!

Kali
01-22-2002, 08:54 PM
LOL!

***

*Raph-clone baps Leo on the head* Yo dude, what's the haps?

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 08:56 PM
LeoC: Leave me alone, Raph, I don't want to talk right now.

Kali
01-22-2002, 08:59 PM
Raph-clone: Yeah, well, I ain't here to talk, I'm here to knock some sense into your shell. Mike tells me you've been more annoying than usual.

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 09:01 PM
LeoC:It's none of his business, and its none of yours. So just stay out of it.

Kali
01-22-2002, 09:06 PM
Raph-clone: *sits down* Now, you know I can't do that. So, what's up? You have a spat with V?

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 09:10 PM
LeoC:I said LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

*stands up and starts to walk away*

Kali
01-22-2002, 09:13 PM
Raph-clone:*jumps up and grabs Leo's arm* Okay, now I KNOW something's wrong. Spill it.

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 09:14 PM
LeoC: let go of my arm, Raph. Don't make me have to hurt you.

Kali
01-22-2002, 09:18 PM
Raph-clone: *snort* Like you could. C'mon, you can tell me. No matter how much we fight, we're still bros, right?

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 09:22 PM
LeoC: What's with you? You didn't get all mushy around that girlfriend, did you?

*tries to yank his arm out of Raph's grip*

LeoC:I don't get into your business so stay the heck out of mine.

Kali
01-22-2002, 09:26 PM
Raph-clone: Oh, no, you DID get in our business, remember? You tried to butt in when we first met them, or had you forgotten?

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 09:31 PM
LeoC: Butt out, okay?!

*Yanks arm away, and punches Raph in the face*

MikeyC: Uhoh, this doesn't look so good.

I know what you mean. Should we get reinforcements?

MikeyC: I-uh, yeah.

Kali
01-22-2002, 09:34 PM
Raph!

*storms over and pokes Leo in the chest* What the hell is wrong with you?

Raph-clone:*pushes Kali away* Stay outta this, babe. It's between me and him now.

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 09:42 PM
LeoC: You've been around long enough, you and that Banshee. Youre the reason-

*Leo stops in midsentence and starts to storm away*

What's going on, Leo? Why don't you tell us?

LeoC: I think it would be alot better if you leave.

What?!

Kali
01-22-2002, 09:44 PM
Excuse me?!? Okay, now I'm totally lost.

Raph-clone:*grabs Leo's arm* Appoligize.

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 09:54 PM
LeoC: shove it, ho.

(i have officially lost control of Leo's manners. Whoa, nelly!)

Why the heck are you so ticked at us?!

LeoC: I don't want to have to fight all of you, so just back off, okay?!

Kali
01-22-2002, 09:56 PM
*grabs Machias' arm and whispers in her ear* Let's go find Venus, and ask her what this is all about.

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 10:22 PM
Good idea. We'll let the boys battle it out for a while.

Kali
01-22-2002, 10:30 PM
*starts walking away* Any idea which way she went?

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 10:33 PM
I Don't know. Maybe Splinter might know. He usually has a sense of where the turtles are when they are away.

Kali
01-22-2002, 10:35 PM
Uh huh, yeah, but where is he?

Machias Banshee
01-22-2002, 10:58 PM
He's right--

SC: I am right here. It is good to see you two once again.

It's good to see you too, Master. Um, would you happen to know where Venus has gone to? We need to talk to her.

SC: I believe she went to the other cave across the way. You will find her there.

Thanks Splinter. Comeon, let's go Kali!

Kali
01-23-2002, 08:02 AM
Okay. *runs then stops*

Hey, Splinter, you wouldn't happen to know what's wrong with Leo, do you?

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 09:21 AM
SC: Not at the moment, but i have a feeling i will know soon enough. Now, go and talk to Venus, maybe you two can find what has caused such unrest.

Okay, Splinter, thanks! Cmon Kali, lets see what's going on.

Kali
01-23-2002, 10:43 AM
Okay, onward! Let's get to the bottom of this.

HorseTechie
01-23-2002, 10:50 AM
....and today on "As the World Turns", the girls and Splinter will really find our what is bothering Leo....

*CyDon turns off TV*

*yawn* What else is happening in this forum... :razz:

Kali
01-23-2002, 11:11 AM
(Oh, shut up or I'll send Venus after you again. :razz: )

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 01:45 PM
Soap operas?! NNOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:eek:

*MACHIAs and Kali flee from Horsetechie and enter the 2nd cave*

VenusC: why are you here?

We came to talk.

VenusC: oh, well, i'm sorry to disappoint you, but i don't feel like talking at the moment.

*VenusC stands up and steps away from the two female hotties (that are so adored by so many)* :wink:

Kali
01-23-2002, 01:54 PM
Well, that was enlightening.

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 02:09 PM
:roll:

Venus we're gonna bug the heck out of you until we know what's wrong.

VenusC: Fine, i'll tell you since you won't leave me alone. I just don't like the fact that you two are hanging around the guys so much. I thought they didn't like humans...well, except for April and Casey.

What? we're not doing anything bad. We're just having fun.

VeunusC: Oh yeah? then how come i found these pictures in the guys' room? Right near leo's stuff too. Its of YOU TWO doing some sort of 'Drench clothes contest' or something like that!

No, it's not like tha-

VenusC: I mean, how could he do this to me?! He said that he would never get himself involved with humans! He broke his promise to me, and i cannot forgive him for that!

Kali
01-23-2002, 02:29 PM
Oh boy, so that's it. Okay, first, Leo had nothing to do with the wet-clothing contest-thing. It's not like you caught him looking at them or anything, they could have belonged to any of them.

And did you just call us humans again? I though we got past that.

Trust me V, you have nothing to worry about. He's not getting 'involved' with either of us.

HorseTechie
01-23-2002, 03:05 PM
*Cydon scratches head* This looks like a soap opera to me... *redirects his focus back on the Discovery channel, and then starts thinking*

CyDon: On a purely scientific standpoint... do nipples sunburn?

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Ratking
01-23-2002, 04:24 PM
???

Kali
01-23-2002, 04:37 PM
Purely scientific? Right...

Ratking
01-23-2002, 04:38 PM
hehe

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 06:54 PM
Oh jeezum... :roll:

Kali
01-23-2002, 07:35 PM
*Raph-clone wanders over to where the girls are* Any luck?

Yep, Venus found some pictures from our last adventure, and she got mad at Leo.

Raph-clone: Ah.

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 07:39 PM
Is there any way we can get them back together?

*MikeyC suddenly appears as well*

MikeyC: Well, kicking and screaming maybe.

That was helpful.

MikeyC: :goofygri:

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Kali
01-23-2002, 07:45 PM
First, I want to know whose pictures those were. That person needs to explain to Venus that they weren't Leo's.

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 08:03 PM
* LeoC, being led by DonC and SplinterC, join the group. *


SPC: Who took these pictures, might i ask?

Flashback time!

wicketywicketywicketywicketywoooooooo


Tonight was a total Blast! It was a great send-off night! It was So fun

MikeyC: even tho the real mikey tried to kill all of us?

Yes, even besides that.

RaphC: Even tho you changed into a Velcro-watsis?

Yeah, even after that.

MikeyC: Even tho you got thrown into the cold water?

Yeah, i guess...

RaphC: And even after you let us see your--

HEY, ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!

MikeyC,RaphC: :grin:



Well, you can't say it was boring!

Raph-clone: Hey, we saw yours too.

*BAP*



LMAO!!!

*SplinterC comes up to us and gives a small bow.*

SPC: It has been very nice to meet both of you. Yesterday and today were very...entertaining. When will you be returning, Machias?

I should be returning Near the end of January. I can't wait til 2nd semester. I get to take acting and guitar classes!

MikeyC: I'll miss you, dudette, but at least i have these pictures of us when we were together.

*looks at pictures*

Hey Those Pictures of us are only AFTERwe got wet! Gimme those!

*chase MikeyC across forum*

DonC: they make a good couple.
LeoC: Loud, obnoxious, mischeivous, undisciplined...Yeah.


wicketywicketywicketywicketywoooooooo

ahha! MIKE! :eek:

Kali
01-23-2002, 08:10 PM
Mike. *crosses her arms and taps her foot on the ground*

Raph-clone: Dude, I told you not to leave your copies out.

*whirls around* Your copies?!?

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 08:14 PM
Okay that's it, if i don't find out what's going on, i am going to bust some shells!

MikeyC: Wait, Machias- no, i

SPC: I believe you have you have some explaining to do. :frown:

MikeyC: Ah, jeez...

Kali
01-23-2002, 08:17 PM
Okay, everybody just calm down. We won't find out anything if we're trying to kill them, Machias. Mike, you need to explain.

*glares at Raph* I'll deal with you later.

Raph-clone: *gulp*

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 08:30 PM
MikeyC:Um, *sweatdrop* Okay. Ya see, um... ah, yeah. Um, *gulp* we made copies cuz... uh, we- w-we wanted to cherish the memories of you two? *big a$$ sweatdrop*

Mike...

MikeyC: Hey it was Raph's idea! I wasn't going to, but he made me do it!

Kali
01-23-2002, 08:33 PM
Raph-clone: You little...! *pounces on Mike*

Boys!

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 08:39 PM
*both Mike and Raph are tumbling on the ground, grunting and swearing at each other.*

I can't believe those two! the nerve! Well, they are BOTH going to explain themselves now. How do we stop them tho?

SplinterC and LeoC: leave that to us :evilgrin:

Kali
01-23-2002, 08:42 PM
*watching Mike and Raph fight* Something seems to be missing here...

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 08:45 PM
hmm??

VenusC: Hey what's going on here?
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Kali
01-23-2002, 08:46 PM
Olive oil. :evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 08:48 PM
Ah, Man!

:lol:

*both turtles stop and look at Kali. Both look at each other and grimace*

RaphC and MikeyC: EEEWWWWW!!!!!

Kali
01-23-2002, 08:55 PM
What?!? I'm the perverted one, remember? Geez...

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 08:58 PM
VenusC: What's going on here?! I come back and find these two fighting. WTH?!

Kali
01-23-2002, 08:59 PM
I'd explain but my brother's buggin' for the computer. I may be back in a few hours.

See ya!

Machias Banshee
01-23-2002, 09:00 PM
BYE!!!

HorseTechie
01-24-2002, 12:11 PM
HT: ...man, you think thier topic would get old by now... but they keep on going on and on and on and on....

CyDon: Shya... hadn't answered my qyestion either. I'd do the experiment myself, but Turtles don't have nipples... and Casey doesn't want to be my lab rat. *sai*

Kali
01-24-2002, 12:14 PM
Ask April. *snicker*

I wouldn't know, I don't go out in the sun, so I don't get sunburned.

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 09:18 PM
Focus Folks! We got a situation on our hands.

VenusC: Why do i even bother?
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Kali
01-24-2002, 09:20 PM
Huh? What?

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 09:22 PM
How the heck did we get into sunburned body parts?

RaphC and MikeyC: Hmmm? :eyemouth:

Oh, Shut up

Kali
01-24-2002, 09:24 PM
LOL! That was HT's fault. Or should I say CyborgDon's?

Besides, we're in a cave, there's no sun down here.

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 09:29 PM
true.

RaphC: Darn, we were hoping to get some sunbathing in with you two. :evilgrin:

MikeyC: hehehe...

*Both Get bapped by SplinterC and VenusC*

RaphC and MikeyC:OUCH!

hehehe... :grin:

Kali
01-24-2002, 09:33 PM
Hmm... I usually don't sunbathe, as I do not wish to risk spontanious combustion.

What do you guys think of a Hot Tub?

Raph-clone: :evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 09:44 PM
How do we heat it up though? Get some turtle action to heat things up? :wink:

MikeyC: I'm officially scared now.

RaphC: Wuss :lol:

Just wait, We have plans for you two.

RaphC and MikeyC: *gulp* *sweatdrop*

DonC: Well, at least its not us.
LeoC: Hmm... :lol:

Kali
01-24-2002, 09:50 PM
*wags her finger at Leo* I'm still mad at you for hitting my Raph. And for starting this whole thing by not telling us what was wrong.

As for the Hot Tub, I suggest hooking up some heaters to some exercise bikes. Get 'em nice an' sweaty.

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 09:58 PM
yeeessss....

Leo, Raph, Don, and MikeyC: *gulp*

SpC: I believe it would be beneficial for them as well. :evilgrin:

*VenusC tries to stifle snickers*

Kali
01-24-2002, 10:00 PM
Raph-clone: HA! You have no bikes! Or heaters!

*snaps her fingers and four bikes appear, hooked up to a hot tub*

Raph-clone: Damnit!

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 10:04 PM
Mount up and start pedaling!

*changes to black leather outfit with whip*

let 'er rip! :evilgrin:

Kali
01-24-2002, 10:09 PM
*blinks* I think I own that same outfit.

Raph-clone:*shakes his head* Nah, yours has the metal studs.

*blushes* Oh yeah, you're right. GET ON THE BIKE!

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 10:20 PM
* guys are busy pedaling, so we finally set things straight with the pictures, since the guys cant flee or else...*

Okay,Venus, just so we can settle this argument, those pictures belonged to Mike and Raph, Leo never had any, and you don't have to worry about him doing anything.

VenusC: Well, I guess that's okay... but i still think his brothers shouldnt have such pictures, its very degrading.

RaphC: I feel like I'M the one who's degrading.

MikeyC: no kidding.

LeoC: Hey how come the tub doesnt seem to be heating up?

Oops, i forgot to hook you guys up to the tub. Sorry, you'll have to start all over again! :goofygri:

*Turtles groan, MikeyC and RaphC faint off the bikes and hit the ground facefirst.*

Kali
01-24-2002, 10:25 PM
LOL! Aw, poor Turtles. Too weak to pedal the bicycles.

Raph-clone:*mumbling from the ground* You know, you could always whip up an electric heater.

Now what fun would that be?

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 10:30 PM
hehehe...

Keep it up guys, it's gonna take some time.

DonC: Hey, i didn't do anything wrong, why do i have to do this?

Kali
01-24-2002, 10:34 PM
Uh, yeah, why is he doing this? Is it simply because we're sadistic fangirls?

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 10:37 PM
Yup. :evilgrin: W
ell, maybe we can be nice to Don. sheesh, after what i'm putting him thru in my story, i think Don needs some downtime.

MikeyC: Hey, what about me?! I thought I was your faveorite turtle.

You are, but now you are on my naughty-list, so you must bike.

DonC: :grin:

Kali
01-24-2002, 10:43 PM
Raph-clone:*suggestively* Am I on the naughty list too?

Of course. Keep pedaling.

Raph-clone: Oh, you're just enjoying this, aren't you?

*moves to get a better veiw* Oh yeah!

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 10:50 PM
Jeezum, they get any sweatier, they'll fall off the bikes! :lol:

MikeyC: *singing* splish splash i was heatin' their bath, all along a late thursday niiiite, wup!

Oh man... :roll:

Okay, Don, you are to make sure they keep going. C'mon Kali, lets have something to drink.

*Suddenly two cups of Cappuccino come floating in thru the entrance of the cave and land on a makeshift rocktable.*

So, anyways, hows your stories comin along?
I got a wicked writer's block atm, so writings a bit slow.

Kali
01-24-2002, 10:57 PM
Cappuccino? I don't drink the stuff. *turns it into hot chocolate*

Oddly enough, I just got over my block. I finished typing up the first chapter of my new fic, but unfortunatly I can't post it yet. So I'm going to try and finish it and post it all at once.

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 11:02 PM
Cool, can't wait to see it. :smile:

MikeyC: Hey, wheres our drinks?!

Soon guys soon...

*Meanwhile, Don is happily sitting on a cushion in front of the guys drinking a fresh cup of Coffee. Brothers give him deathglare as they hyperventilate their way to heating the hot tub.*

DonC: Hey I'm following orders! :grin:

RaphC: When we're finished, i'm gonna give you a few things to follow... :mad:

Kali
01-24-2002, 11:10 PM
Hey, be nice over there! Fighting is what got you there in the first place.

*turns back to the table* Yeah, and after I'm finished with that, I thought I'd redo some of my older stuff. Fix typos, add a bit more description, that sort of stuff.

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 11:14 PM
Nice. once i finish Don's story, im planning to start my ingen story. Its gonna be a lot longer than what i've ever written, but its gonna be goooood! :grin:

RaphC: Hey, you two chatterboxes, come check your dang water!

LeoC: I'm feeling faint... :sick: *turns a paler shade of green*

MikeyC: I see spots... *goes crosseyed*

Kali
01-24-2002, 11:18 PM
Yeah, we don't want them to die on us. *goes over and checks the water*

Feels nice, thanks guys.

Ingen? You mentioned that before, what's it about?

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 11:24 PM
Jurassic Park. Im creating a site C in New England. I actually had this idea about the same time the second movie came out. Instead of cloning dinos, they kidnap children (like me) and alter their genetic structure. The only thing with me was that i was able to escape. That's why their after me now.

*changes back into swimsuit.*

Let's try the tub. Okay guys you can rest now.

* Turtles stumble off bikes and collapse*

Kali
01-24-2002, 11:31 PM
Oh, yeah. I remember that. *gets in the tub*

Oh, this is nice. Better than that ice cold pool we had last time.

Raph-clone: Oh *weeze* sure. *gasp* Nice *pant* for you.

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 11:34 PM
okay guys, you can have your drinks now.

*Pitcher of apple cider (spiked without turtles knowledge) and glasses suddenly appears on rocktable*

No kidding. I took a look back at that thread just now. Pretty wild! Maybe the guys will be better after their drinks. :evilgrin:

Kali
01-24-2002, 11:38 PM
*snicker* Oh man, I wonder what HT's gonna have to say about this one tomorrow.

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 11:43 PM
LeoC: Man, i don't feel so...

*passes out in drunk stupor*

*blink* that was fast.

RaphC: *swaying* You realize your gonna pay, right?

*turtles stunble about, red faces and all that nonsense*

:evilgrin:

Kali
01-24-2002, 11:50 PM
What's the matter Raph?

*notices Splinter glaring at them* Uh oh. *slips under water*

Machias Banshee
01-24-2002, 11:52 PM
I gotta get going, i got class at 10 am. Maybe we can continue tomorrow. gnite!

MikeyC: Great when she returns, we'll all be suffering from hangovers, ugh * faints* *whump!*

Kali
01-24-2002, 11:53 PM
Buh bye!

Kali
01-25-2002, 11:51 AM
*stands over the Turtles, all passed out lying on the ground*

Morning guys!

Raph-clone:*opens one eye* I hate you.

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 04:46 PM
The feeling's mutual :lol:

MikeyC: Dude, i got a killer headache.

Like youre getting hammered?

MikeyC: Yeah, I-- HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Owwwwww...

Oh do all of you guys have really bad headaches?

TurtlesC: Yes... :dead:

Hmmm...
*Pulls large gong from behind rock*
hehehe... :evilgrin:

TurtlesC: :eek:
MikeyC: No, Machias--
RaphC: Hey, c'mon..
LeoC: Why do you want to hurt us?-
DonC: I didn't do anything wrong!

GOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

TurtlesC: :dead: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
*turtles hold their heads and grimace*

hehehe... :evilgrin:

Kali
01-25-2002, 07:04 PM
Okay, okay *shakes her head* Hey, I've got sensative hearing ya know. We've had fun, but it's time to stop torturing the Turtles.

Turtles: Thank you!

Raph-clone: If I could stand, I'd kiss you.

Well, I guess I'll just have to come down there, now won't I?

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 08:18 PM
Oh, okay. :smile:

*Turtles hangovers suddenly dissipate*

MikeyC: Wow, that feels a heck of a lot better now.

Good. Now, what can we do... hey, rip your lips off his face for a minute! :roll:

Oy, mutant love...

MikeyC: Whoever said its a bad thing? :grin:

well... :grin:

Kali
01-25-2002, 09:04 PM
Ya know, I could add some comment about how my lips weren't on his face, but I'll spare you. :evilgrin:

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Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 09:18 PM
MikeyC: Ewwwww.....

'nuff said.

Kali
01-25-2002, 09:22 PM
LOL! Awww, you two need to loosen up more.

Raph-clone:*standing up, pointing at Machias* Apparently, she thought we needed to 'loosen up'.

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 09:29 PM
Woah, are you calling me rigid or something?! I can be more fiery than you could ever imagine! :evilgrin:

MikeyC: I'd like to volunteer for that :lol:

Kali
01-25-2002, 09:35 PM
Oy *rolls eyes*

Raph-clone: Spikeing our drinks was so not cool. Who knows what could have happened?

*blinks* Okay, now who are you and what have you done with my Raph?

Raph-clone: Very funny.

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 09:42 PM
Uhoh, i think your rpah is getting mellow.

MikeyC: No, He's getting Leo-itis! He fought with Leo so much that he's gotten some of his characteristics now!

MikeyC and Machias: *scream girlishly*

Kali
01-25-2002, 09:46 PM
Raph-clone: Oh, that just AIN'T FUNNY!

Watch it Raph, soon you'll be getting to practice on time and giving boring lectures.

Leo-clone: Yeah... HEY!

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 09:52 PM
*Machias and MikeyC snicker and snort uncontrollably*

Doesn't that mean that Leo will start acting like you and be getting into trouble with Splinter and getting lectures all the time from YOU?!?! :evilgrin:

MikeyC: I just love a good role-reversal. :grin:

Kali
01-25-2002, 09:57 PM
Raph &amp; Leo:*pointing at each other* No way I'm gonna start acting like him!

Better watch it guys or you'll end up on the kitchen floor.

Raph &amp; Leo: :eek:

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 10:04 PM
wAIT A MINUTE GUYS, maybe i can ask Splinter for some help.

*talks to Splinter and both return to Look at LeoC and RaphC*

SpC: Hmm, this is an interesting turn of events.

How long will it last?

SpC: For the next 24 hours. It can be quite severe, but they will both regain their original personalities eventually.

Kali
01-25-2002, 10:07 PM
Hmm, this reminds me of a fic I once read. Any idea what caused it?

Raph-clone: I don't care what caused it, I just want it fixed.

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 10:12 PM
SpC: Most likely, the alcohol you put in their drinks is very likely to have been involved.

*Gives Machias THE LOOK*

I'm dead meat, aren't i?

*SpC nods*

LeoC: Just wait, you little-- Oh no I'm talking like Raph! Why whywhywhywhy... :cry:

Kali
01-25-2002, 10:16 PM
See, this is why I don't drink alcohol.

Raph-clone: You shouldn't be drinking anyway, you're under age.

Okay, that's just weird. But what about Mike and Don, they had some too.

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 10:20 PM
SpC: None of you should have been drinking.

I didn't!

SpC: You Supplied it! You are the most at fault in this, and must own up to what you did wrong. :frown:

Geez, this sounds familiar...

MikeyC: *sing-song* Banshee's in trouble!

shut up, instigator. :razz:

Kali
01-25-2002, 10:25 PM
I'm glad I wasn't involved in this.

Raph-clone:*sniff* I don't wanna be like Leo.

*pats his head* I know Raph, it'll be over soon, I promise. And we'll never let mean ol' Banshee mess with you again. :razz:

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 10:29 PM
Hey, it was just a joke!

SpC: Not a funny one. *frowns*

MikeyC: *snickers* You're gonna get it now!
:lol:

What, am i getting punished or something?
*looks at everyone nervously*
Uhoh...

Kali
01-25-2002, 10:35 PM
Well, what do you guys think her punishment should be, hmm?

Raph-clone: Hang her!

Raph.

Raph-clone: What? You're not the one stuck being Leo.

*sigh*

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 10:41 PM
Hey, come on its only for a little while. And look on the bright side, you can lecture him and tell him he's rude and obnoxious, and treat him like the way he treats you. Its like revenge!

SpC: Do not even think that that will save you from what is coming to you.

Darn...

Kali
01-25-2002, 10:45 PM
What are you going to do to her sensei?

Raph-clone: It better be good.

Raph, hush!

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 10:49 PM
Nono, please no!

SpC: I am unsure at this point. What Machias did can not be taken lightly, and must be dealt with firmly.

*whispers to herself* thank god i'm not a little kid right now...

Kali
01-25-2002, 10:54 PM
Okay, we can deal with this. We'll just hang out until this is all over. Raph, where are you going?

Raph-clone: Hmm? Oh, I had this strange urge to find a quiet place to meditate.

*whimper*

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 10:56 PM
LeoC: What a dork.

DonC: Uh, Leo...

MikeyC: You're doing a Raph again.

*LeoC gets up and funks away*

Well, it cant get much worse than this.

Kali
01-25-2002, 10:59 PM
Did we ever discuss why Mike and Don weren't affected?

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 11:03 PM
SpC: it only happens to the eldest boys, that is why Donatello and Michaelangelo are unaffected.

Meanwhile...

Okay, if i can sneak out now, maybe i can escape whatever punishments Splinter has planned. God, i hope Kali doesnt get any crazy ideas to do something to me.

*starts to sneak away*

Kali
01-25-2002, 11:09 PM
*spots Machias trying to sneak away* Oh no you don't. *grabs Machias and ties her to a rock*

You aren't going anywhere, Ms. apple cider (spiked without turtles knowledge)!

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 11:15 PM
datburnit!

SpC: I am surprised at you, Machias. I would not have thought of you as one who behave like this.

Oh man, i'm really not having a good time with this. Why the heck am i tied to a rock, KALI?!?!?!

MikeyC: Better not get her mad, you might get turned into that little kid thing you were dreading. not sure why...

*pauses, and gets scared look in her eyes*

Don't you even THINK of using your little psycho powers on me!

Kali
01-25-2002, 11:18 PM
I have you tied to a rock so you can't leave. You should simply be glad I'm too upset to be perverted at the moment.

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 11:22 PM
:eek:

MikeyC: don't worry, I'll keep you company.

thanks, Mikey. :smile:

Well, what now? How's the guys doing?

Kali
01-25-2002, 11:26 PM
Hmm...

Raph-clone: I think you should just shut up for a second.

Leo-clone: So you can tell me what I can't do? Shove it!

They seem to be dealing fine. I hope you learned your lesson.

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 11:28 PM
Not really :evilgrin: I'm enjoying watching those two act silly.

MikeyC: Hey at least its not like that dream you had the other night. :lol:

*sweatdrop* shut up mike.

Kali
01-25-2002, 11:32 PM
Ooh, ooh, I wanna hear! *sits down next to Machias and Mike* I wanna hear all about it.

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 11:38 PM
If you say one word mike I'll...

MikeyC: Well, let me tell you, it was something, that's for sure. Short, but funny.

Mike...

MikeyC: She dreamed that she and Master Splinter had switched bodies, during a thunderstorm. It made for many funny moments.

Why don't you tell her waht YOU did in the dream...

MikeyC: Nah, that not a good idea-

Mikey was hitting on me, not realizing it was actually Splinter. Gawd, i'd NEVER seen his face go so red before! :lol:

MikeyC: *blush* hey, how could i tell! Youre always acting like him, so it was hard to tell!

*snicker*

Kali
01-25-2002, 11:42 PM
LOL! :lol:

That was funny. Why don't I ever have dreams like that?

Don-clone: You mean you don't have dreams about us?

Oh yeah, I do but... nevermind.

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 11:46 PM
the truth is out at last! You probly have all those weird hentai dreams and-

*SpC whacks Machias w/ walking stick*

SpC: That will be quite enough, young lady.

*pout*
why am i the one who always gets in trouble?

Kali
01-25-2002, 11:50 PM
Maybe because you can't keep your mouth shut.
*gets whacked with Splinter's walking stick* Owwwww...

Splinter-clone: And that's for being hentai.

Machias Banshee
01-25-2002, 11:54 PM
What?! I was the quiet one until these guys tainted me!

MikeyC: What?! I didn't stain anything of yours!

*SpC glares at MikeyC*

*nervous laugh* heheh, just kidding. :goofygri:

*DonC falls over laughing*

Kali
01-25-2002, 11:58 PM
Heh heh.

Venus-clone: What is so funny? What is hentai?

*arches eyebrow* My my, you really have lived a sheltered life, haven't you?

Venus-clone: What is that supposed to mean?

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 12:00 AM
MikeyC, DonC, and Machias: *snicker snort*

And i thought I was sheltered... :lol:

Kali
01-26-2002, 12:04 AM
What do you expect? She spent 17 years living in rural China with only her father for company. I doubt he let her be corrupted by such things.

Venus-clone: :???:

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 12:05 AM
Don't confuse her TOO much, you never know what she might do. Get all shinobi on us or something.

Kali
01-26-2002, 12:09 AM
Ooh, I'm so scared!

Venus-clone: I do comprehend sarcasm, you know. I live with Raphael after all.

Go ahead, shinobi, blast me, read my mind, if you dare. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 12:15 AM
donC: That's not a good idea..

Eh, let her get fried.

MikeyC: Cat fight. Sweeeeeeet... :grin:

Mike!

Kali
01-26-2002, 12:18 AM
*stands up, nose to beak with Venus* I'm an omnipotent being. You're just a shinobi, what do you possibly think you could do to me?

Venus-clone: I'll...

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 12:24 AM
VenusC: I'll...steal your tazer!

*grabs Kali's tazer and runs off laughing maniacly. *

Freaky. Well, I'm gonna let yu torture her for a while, its 230 over here ,and i'm beat. I'll stop in tomorrow.

Kali
01-26-2002, 12:25 AM
*yawn* Yeah, I'm getting tired too, I gotta get to bed.

Don-clone: Back to dreaming, eh?

Just for that, you don't get to be in my dreams.

Don-clone:*pout*

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 12:29 AM
Cmon Mike, lets hit the hay.

MikeyC: :eyemouth:

hehehe... :evilgrin:

so, i guess your fun with raph isn't gonna happen tonite? :lol:

Ratking
01-26-2002, 03:40 AM
yes i going to go to sleep too

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 10:31 AM
*Machias and MikeyC sneak back into the cave early in the morning, to avoid interrogations*

i hope they don't find out what we did last night.

MikeyC; I just hope they don't find us period. Splinter will skin us alive, not to mention the lecture we'd get.

Well, lets just not mention us going out and spending the night.

MikeyC: Yeah, We- oh sh** you just posted that!

Ah, crikey! Let's hide!

Kali
01-26-2002, 10:37 AM
LOL! Caught you two! You're in trouble now.

Splinter-clone: I couldn't help but notice that both Raphael and Leonardo were missing last night.

*whistles innocently*

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 10:47 AM
Manage a trois?! I don't believe you!

MikeyC: God, You and LEO?!

*bOTH GET BAPPED BY SplinterC*

SpC: That's enough out of both of you. :frown: Machias, Michaelangelo, please go over to the poolside. I will speak to you both in a moment.

MikeyC: Oh man, Kali might tell him what she heard.

Man, i just can't stay out of trouble.

Kali
01-26-2002, 10:53 AM
Oy, now I'M the one in trouble. I don't believe this. Okay, lecture away, Splinter-sensei.

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 11:02 AM
*Splinter sends Machias and MikeyC over to the pool and turns back to Kali*

SpC: I am not going to scold you. I believe you are mature enough to not need to be given a lecture.

Lucky bugger.

*SpC glares at Machias*

Sorry...

SpC:*shakes head* Michaelangelo and Machias, however, are still child-like in some ways, and need guidance. Now, I must ask how Leonardo and Raphael are faring. Are they back to their former selves? Since you 3 SPENT THE NIGHT TOGETHER... *folds arms and eyes her* ...you should know.

Kali
01-26-2002, 11:05 AM
*laughs nervously* Well, they seemed all right when I left them... Oh ****! *runs off*

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 11:09 AM
DonC: What's going on, sensei?

SpC: We will find out soon enough.

Oh man, if she left those two alone...

MikeyC: Theyre probly trying to kill each other right now.

No doubt...

Kali
01-26-2002, 11:10 AM
Raph-clone:*walks in* Great, just great, you know how long these rope burns are gonna take to heal?!?

I said I was sorry.

Leo-clone:*all red faced, hanging his head*

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 11:13 AM
SpC: Well, well, how are you two feeling now, my Sons? :frown:

*snicker* oh theyre in trouble now!

MikeyC: Man, Leo's redder than Raph's face mask! :lol:

VenusC: WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!

i SENSE SOME jERRY sPRINGER ACTION.

MikeyC: This is gonna be gooood. :evilgrin:

Kali
01-26-2002, 11:20 AM
Oops, heh heh, forgot she was still around.

Leo-clone: I- I- I was out of my mind! I was still under the influence of HER *points to Machias* alcohol.

If it makes you feel better, Venus, he wasn't 100% willing.

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 11:25 AM
Hey, you were WAY past your hangover! you were having Raphistic Urges, and i didn't force you to sleep with her so don't even think of blaming me!

SpC: Every person is responsible for their own actions, my son. :frown: This is very disappointing.

VenusC: *eye twitches* You...you BASTARD! You promised that you weren't getting involved, and now... *sniff* youre pimping off just like Raphael! Men are scum.

MikeyC and DonC: Hey!

This is going to get violent...

Kali
01-26-2002, 11:36 AM
Whoa, when did Venus lose her innocent-naive-sheltered-little-girl personality? Did she have a nip of the cider too?

Leo-clone: I'm sorry, but that drink made me switch personalities with Raph, making me susceptible to Kali's manipulative powers!

Venus-clone: *remembering she still has Kali's tazer* I'm gonna fry you ALL!

This can't be good.

(We need a new thread, get me a sec...)

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 11:40 AM
Youre on your own, I didnt sleep with Leo. :lol:

MikeyC: Yup, Venus has finally lost it.

Umm, does Venus know she's holding the tazer backwards?

Kali
01-26-2002, 11:45 AM
(Okay, so maybe we don't need a new topic, this is too much fun to stop.)

*just stands there* Um, V, you should know...

Venus-clone: Shut up! *hits the button, firing the tazer at herself, and is knocked unconcious*

I tried to warn her.

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 11:56 AM
*Machias and MikeyC fall over laughing*

* Splinter baps them both w/ his walking stick*

SpC:If i hear another sound come from you two...

MikeC and Machias: Sorry sensei...

*SpC kneels down beside Venus and checks her pulse*

SpC: *sigh* She will be fine.

LeoC: She's gonna kill me when she wakes up.

RaphC: poor thing- oh no, I have FEELINGS FOR HER!!!!!

*Flowers and ring suddenly appear in his hands*

RaphC: *Throws them to ground and Screams girlishly* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Kali
01-26-2002, 12:03 PM
Oh, no, I do not think so! *stomps on the flowers and checks out the ring before sticking it on her own finger*

Ooh, look! I'm engaged now!

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 12:29 PM
RaphC: What's wrong with me! I can't stop it!

LeoC: heh, Loser . :lol:

DonC: Hmm, maybe i can do something to stop this role-reversal thing.

SpC: What do you propose, Donatello?

DonC: Well, maybe if we can get them back into the state of mind that they were in when the switch happened, we can put them back to normal.If they get drunk and-

SpC: *one eyebrow raised* I would not advise that.

DonC: I know you don't like the alcohol thing, sensei, but we have to have them in that state of mind again and fighting as well.

SpC: fighting over what, though?

*snicker* Venus!
MikeyC: *snickersnort*

SpC: *glares at Mike and Machias* I warned you both... Donatello, do what is needed to restore your brother's personalities. Raphael and Leonardo, stay here with Donatello. I must go speak to your brother and Machias.
*walks towards Mike and Machias. they sit together and Splinter 'talks' to them*

Kali
01-26-2002, 12:42 PM
Good thing I wasn't given an order, or I would have been forced to disobey it. :razz:

I can't help but wonder if this topic would have happened if chrome_dome and Mike and Darth were still around. Of course, if they were here, we'd have no need for the clones in the first place.

*ponders the idea of getting Raph and Leo drunk again* I'm torn between wanting them back, and never wanting them to return. What a moral dilemma!

Raph-clone: Sweetie, you have no morals.

Oh yeah.

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 12:54 PM
((Strange aint it? I bet if they were here, they would probly wanna get drunk With them. Well, mike might try to kill them again.))

*MikeyC and Machias are allowed to return to the group after a few minutes.*

Splinter says Me and Mike are confined to the cave for a while, and we have to help put these two back to normal... well, as normal as they can get.

*Raph and LeoC are getting juiced up again*

RaphC: Ah, Venus looks like an angel when she's knocked out.

LeoC: Hey she's mine.
RaphC: No she's mine.
LeoC: Nuh-uh
RaphC: Yeah-huh
LeoC: Nuh-uh
RaphC: Yeah-huh
LeoC: Nuh-uh
RaphC: Yeah-huh
LeoC: Nuh-uh
RaphC: Yeah-huh

Jeezum, shut up you two. :roll:

Leo and RaphC: You!

*blink* huh?

MikeyC: Hey, you cant tell my girl to shut up!

Leo and RaphC: Yes we can!
MikeyC: Nuh-uh
Leo and RaphC: Yeah-huh
MikeyC: Nuh-uh
Leo and RaphC: Yeah-huh

MikeyC: That's it! :mad:

*MikeyC joins the brawl*

Oh, Great...

Kali
01-26-2002, 12:58 PM
*grabs a good seat* Great show. *giggle*

Okay, we've got Raph and Leo drunk and fighting again, what now? And will Mike's interference distrupt the plan?

Stay tuned for the next post...

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 01:06 PM
Are you doing that 'As the the Pizza Turns' soap opera thing? :smile:

Kali
01-26-2002, 01:08 PM
Well, it seemed appropriate. But really, what does Don have in mind?

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 01:25 PM
DonC: Well, you see, once they have enough of the alcohol in their system, we can use the tazer to send an electrical charge into thier nervous systems. Scientific explanations, blah blah blah... The personalities will reverse their directons, and go across the electrical field and restore them to normal.

Oh, so juice 'em, jolt 'em, and theyre normal?

DonC: Well, in simple terms...yeah.

Kali
01-26-2002, 01:28 PM
Okay... *picks up the tazer from where it is beside Venus.* Here goes nothing.

BZZZT ZAP!

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 01:34 PM
Well, how do they look now?

MikeyC: Let's check it out!

* walk over to the fried turtles*

You two alright?

RaphC: Hey, hotstuff :evilgrin:

Uh-oh, he's acting like Mike!

DonC: Quick, zap him again!

LeoC: Well, acting like Mike's better than himself.

Kali won't like it. I want him back to normal for her.

MikeyC: Yeah, i *guess* i want Raph back to normal too.

BTZ ZERP!

Kali
01-26-2002, 01:39 PM
Raph-clone: *fried and smoking* What the...

Are you back to being yourself Raph?

Raph-clone: I feel sick.

Oh, poor baby, want some water? Maybe you should put your head between your knees.

Raph-clone: I'd rather put it between yours.

Yep, back to normal. :roll:

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Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 01:43 PM
*Machias and MikeyC fall over laughing*

Kali
01-26-2002, 01:46 PM
Yeah, yeah, yuck it up. So, now that everything's back to normal, what do we do?

Leo-clone: *swaying* I think I'm still drunk.

Raph-clone:*pulls Kali down to the ground*

Venus-clone*makes waking-up noises*

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 01:54 PM
I think i'll just sit back and let things unfold for themselves.

*Venus sits up and shakes her head*
VenusC: Oh, what happened?

You just fried yourself with the tazer. Oh, Leo's back to normal, so you can go after him again. He's a little drunk, but other than that, normal.

*DonC catches LeoC and sits him at the rocktable*

LeoC: I need coffee.
*coffee machine floats into the room and sets on the table.*

There you go.

DonC: Thanks. Here, Leo, have some.

*LeoC drinks coffee, rushes out of cave*

Where's He going?

MikeyC: Hey, when you gotta go, ya gotta go!

Kali
01-26-2002, 02:00 PM
*starts kissing all Raph's tazer burns* I love it when you're all hurt and vunerable.

Venus-clone: Leo's drunk? Again?

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 02:13 PM
Don't worry, he never drinks any other time, but we had to do it to get him back to normal.

VenusC: *walks over to LeoC* Leo?

LeoC: Venus! I...I just wanted to-

VenusC: Shh, its okay. I understand. Let me help you with your wounds.

Here's a first aid kit. Make sure you use the iodine.

LeoC: *groan* i HATE Iodine.

Tough vittles, you need your tazer burns taken care of.

*LeoC mumbles as VenusC tends his burns.*

I guess things are back to normal, huh?

MikeyC: Yup, I guess. What can we do now?

Kali
01-26-2002, 02:18 PM
*sits up and shrugs* Maybe we should break. I know my sibs probably want to use the computer, and I think we dragged this out enough.

Raph-clone: Cool with me. How 'bout you peeps? Up for some down time?

Machias Banshee
01-26-2002, 02:19 PM
Sounds good. I cant wait to see HT's reaction to this. :smile:

Kali
01-26-2002, 11:07 PM
*grabs Raph-clone and heads off to bed*

Ratking
01-27-2002, 04:08 AM
hmmmmm

Machias Banshee
01-27-2002, 08:38 PM
*grabs Mikey and flees back to Maine*

Ratking
01-28-2002, 03:54 AM
man, 11 pages of...

Kali
01-28-2002, 08:38 AM
Pointless Soap Opera drama, I know... I know...

At least we had a semi-plot. In the good old days it was completely pointless, making absolutely no sense.

Ratking
01-28-2002, 04:54 PM
lol

HorseTechie
01-29-2002, 08:41 AM
*looks up from work desk with that "lost in outer space from too much cough syrup and sudafed" gaze*

Whut...? My name was mentioned...

*hack*hack*

Ratking
01-30-2002, 03:51 AM
keep going we may have nearly 12 pages of......

HorseTechie
01-30-2002, 04:32 PM
...utterly meaningless ramblings of two girls in dire need of some testosterone...?

;P

(thank god I'm married... or not!)

Kali
01-30-2002, 04:39 PM
Ooh, low blow, HT! It IS Pick on Kali Day, I knew it!

HorseTechie
01-30-2002, 05:04 PM
*Bwahahahahahahahaaaa* *hack*hack*hack* :evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
01-30-2002, 06:30 PM
Hey, We got our close encounter! Well, erm--of the turtle kind...

Kali
01-30-2002, 06:56 PM
Some of us more than others... :evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
01-30-2002, 07:21 PM
*looks at cieling, whistling to herself*

Kali
01-30-2002, 08:02 PM
*looks at ceiling, too, wondering what's so interesting*

Machias Banshee
01-30-2002, 08:20 PM
*acts obnoxiously innocent*
What? My neck hurts! :wink: :grin: :lol:

hmm...
"Close Encounters of the Turtle Kind"
Sounds like a great title for a horror movie!

Kali
01-30-2002, 08:21 PM
Or maybe a fan fic.

Machias Banshee
01-30-2002, 08:24 PM
Niiiice! :smile:


Speaking of fanfics, how's 'whose fic' going?

Kali
01-30-2002, 08:26 PM
Okay, I guess. I haven't really been in the mood to work on anything humorous lately, even though I have quite a few suggestions. Thanks for yours BTW! My humor has been a bit evil as of late.

Machias Banshee
01-30-2002, 08:27 PM
I help wherever i can :smile:

Feeling evil? Uhoh, did you get Raphydia?

Kali
01-30-2002, 08:32 PM
Nah, that would be different. This is kinda a nice evil. Uh, is that possible? *shrug*

Anyway, I'm trying to put most of my free time into my current fic so I don't lose the idea in the middle of writing like I usually do.

Machias Banshee
01-30-2002, 09:05 PM
Good plan. That the evil female turtle story?

Kali
01-30-2002, 10:14 PM
Yeah, though I wouldn't say SHE'S evil, just the guy who's trying to pull her strings.

Peanut
01-30-2002, 10:15 PM
*Cries from confusion*

Kali
01-30-2002, 10:16 PM
*pats Mikey's head* There, there.

Peanut
01-30-2002, 10:18 PM
It's because I'm canadian isn't it?

Machias Banshee
01-30-2002, 10:19 PM
Don't worry Mike, you'll understand when youre older :wink:

I'm working on my next chapter. It's been going good so far, but now i'm a bit lost at what to do next.

Ratking
02-03-2002, 05:29 AM
Michaelangelo wrote:
It's because I'm canadian isn't it?

do Canadian's and Americans rivals?, as much as i dislike South Park and their movie i couldn't help but notice that there may not be best friends

Kali
02-03-2002, 08:35 AM
I like Canadians, I've had several friends who were Canadian. I don't understand what the countries have against each other.

Machias Banshee
02-03-2002, 10:18 AM
Hey, I'm half canadian myself. My mom's an alien from Nova Scotia who never got us citizenship. Let's just hope INS doesn't find out. :wink:

It's so strange... US and Canada REally can go a bit overboard in many things. Hockey's one of the worst, i can tell you. You would think with us being neighbors we'd stick up for each other, but i guess all the political junk gets in the way. Gnad polititics!

Kali
02-03-2002, 11:29 AM
I personally try and stay as far away from politics as I can. I'm not even registered to vote.

Ratking
02-04-2002, 06:11 AM
whats the population in America and Canada?
does anybody know?