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cyberfox007
12-23-2005, 02:28 PM
Hello All

As christmas comes around and looking forward to the visit of Santa one never thinks on how the guy does what he does best, get too all thouse houses with all thouse gifts for everyone in the world how he does it is simple! Santa is a ninja.

The only reason that Santa can do what he can do is coz he's a ninja no question and i have my reasons to support this.

The typical ninja is known as quick, secretive, effecent to tasks, and does "in-and-out" jobs (i.e. assinations, espionage etc.). Santa is the same thing but only that he uses his "ninja skills" to deliver gifts and eat cookies that are laid out for him.

Another thing is that i find that he must be a Hokage (master ninja) of his art (which i call christmas-jitsu). do u know ANYBODY who can do the exact same thing that Santa can do? no way that is why Santa is the master of his art!

So fellow TMNTers thats my take on the man in the red n' white suit but you are welcome to debate amonst your self if he is a ninja or not i say he is!

ps: i know santa is FICTIONAL but for the sake of sanity lets just say he is a real person and does what he does

Merry Chistmas, Chanukah, Kwanzza, and Happy New Year too all!

Jade Green
12-23-2005, 03:18 PM
He must have taught it to the easter bunny too, because that's the only way that rabbit can hide all those eggs with in a day. And let's not forget the Tooth Fairy... she goes WORLD WIDE all nights every nights to collect teeth.

If anyone is a master Ninja it's her. She sneaks into bedrooms, and literally takes the lost tooth out from under the sleeping kid's noses and replaces it with money!