verminator_x
01-02-2006, 04:44 AM
i love a good and original b-movie that does not take itself to serious either.
a silly and crazy movie with a lot of goofs.
deathrace 2000 i love this movie, and if the rumours is true that tom cruise is going to play frankenstein in a remake i 2007, it would tear me up from inside. its fun to see a young sylvester stallone, he plays joe machine gun vitarbo so good. my favourite in this film are the tv journalist "junior".
with his clothes and funny look, and whenever the drivers run over some poor bastard he says "oh what a perfect kill, 100 points to mathilda the robot"
the toxic avenger, is another b-movie classic, the best movie troma has ever produced.
but i think the number one b-movie of all time is Commando.
god i love when arnie says "let of some steam bennett"
commando is exactly what cindy says "i dont believe in all this macho ********".
over 200 bad asses get kicked and shoot by arnie. and this movie got the best bad ass line up ever made.
bennett the toughest villain in the movie. with his medievel chainmail vest, moustache, black leather pants and and his big knife that he seems to be inlove with, bennett is truly the greatest and funniest villain you could see on film.
sully. he plays cool all the way until matrix "let him go". its fun when they are on the airport, every one at the airport is taller than sully, and this guy is going to play bad ass with matrix?
cooke. he is a green berrett that is going to kick matrix ass, but as matrix says "i eat green berretts to breakfast, and now im real hungry"
arius. hes the brain and leader of the gang, but if hes so smart, then he would know better to screw around with matrix and his daughter.
theres so many funny moments in the movie.
like when matrix and cindy are hunting down sully they crashes into a tree in top speed, without car belts, and even the car seat is gone after matrix thrown them out. if you watch the scene slow, you can see one of the dolls losing its head when the car crashes into the tree.
and when arnie goes berserk on the island, he doesnt need to shot the bad guys they dies before he even try to shot them.
some times he can kill 6 soldiers with one bullett.
and all the funny comments.
"hey sully i like you, youre a funny man, thats why im going to kill you last" matrix.
"dont disturb my friend, he is dead tired" matrix.
"**** you asshole" cooke
"**** YOU asshole" matrix
"ah, i feel good john, just like old times, how does it feel to be a dying man, youre a dead man john" bennett.
"B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T." matrix.
"slitting a girls throat is like cutting warm butter" piss ant soldier.
"shut your mouth and put away the knife" bennett.
"i love lisetning to your piss ant soldiers play tough, they make me laugh, if matrix were here he would laugh to" bennett.
"my soldiers are patriots" arius.
"youre soldiers are nothing, me and john could kill em all in a blink of an eye" bennett.
"are you trying to frighten me? mr bennett. arius.
"stop screwing around bennett, and let the girl go, its me that you want, you can beat me, ive got just one arm. come on, throw away that chickenshit gun. you want to put a knife in me, see whats going on when you turn it around, come on bennett LETS PARTY" matrix.
"i can beat you john, i dont need the girl, i can beat you, and i dont need no gun john, I DONT NEED NO GUN JOHN, i can beat you, IM GONNA KILL YOU KNOW" bennett.
at the end.
"left anyone to us john?" general kirby.
"just bodies" matrix.
a silly and crazy movie with a lot of goofs.
deathrace 2000 i love this movie, and if the rumours is true that tom cruise is going to play frankenstein in a remake i 2007, it would tear me up from inside. its fun to see a young sylvester stallone, he plays joe machine gun vitarbo so good. my favourite in this film are the tv journalist "junior".
with his clothes and funny look, and whenever the drivers run over some poor bastard he says "oh what a perfect kill, 100 points to mathilda the robot"
the toxic avenger, is another b-movie classic, the best movie troma has ever produced.
but i think the number one b-movie of all time is Commando.
god i love when arnie says "let of some steam bennett"
commando is exactly what cindy says "i dont believe in all this macho ********".
over 200 bad asses get kicked and shoot by arnie. and this movie got the best bad ass line up ever made.
bennett the toughest villain in the movie. with his medievel chainmail vest, moustache, black leather pants and and his big knife that he seems to be inlove with, bennett is truly the greatest and funniest villain you could see on film.
sully. he plays cool all the way until matrix "let him go". its fun when they are on the airport, every one at the airport is taller than sully, and this guy is going to play bad ass with matrix?
cooke. he is a green berrett that is going to kick matrix ass, but as matrix says "i eat green berretts to breakfast, and now im real hungry"
arius. hes the brain and leader of the gang, but if hes so smart, then he would know better to screw around with matrix and his daughter.
theres so many funny moments in the movie.
like when matrix and cindy are hunting down sully they crashes into a tree in top speed, without car belts, and even the car seat is gone after matrix thrown them out. if you watch the scene slow, you can see one of the dolls losing its head when the car crashes into the tree.
and when arnie goes berserk on the island, he doesnt need to shot the bad guys they dies before he even try to shot them.
some times he can kill 6 soldiers with one bullett.
and all the funny comments.
"hey sully i like you, youre a funny man, thats why im going to kill you last" matrix.
"dont disturb my friend, he is dead tired" matrix.
"**** you asshole" cooke
"**** YOU asshole" matrix
"ah, i feel good john, just like old times, how does it feel to be a dying man, youre a dead man john" bennett.
"B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T." matrix.
"slitting a girls throat is like cutting warm butter" piss ant soldier.
"shut your mouth and put away the knife" bennett.
"i love lisetning to your piss ant soldiers play tough, they make me laugh, if matrix were here he would laugh to" bennett.
"my soldiers are patriots" arius.
"youre soldiers are nothing, me and john could kill em all in a blink of an eye" bennett.
"are you trying to frighten me? mr bennett. arius.
"stop screwing around bennett, and let the girl go, its me that you want, you can beat me, ive got just one arm. come on, throw away that chickenshit gun. you want to put a knife in me, see whats going on when you turn it around, come on bennett LETS PARTY" matrix.
"i can beat you john, i dont need the girl, i can beat you, and i dont need no gun john, I DONT NEED NO GUN JOHN, i can beat you, IM GONNA KILL YOU KNOW" bennett.
at the end.
"left anyone to us john?" general kirby.
"just bodies" matrix.