Woman marries Dolphin...

[Raph's Girl]

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/01/01/1136050339590.html

Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman".

She's hardly the jealous type, though.

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."

Raph's Girl not: She married Cindy on porpoise! :lol:

[Turtle Dove]

:lol:
I saw this......hey you think the honeymoon was at Sea World?:D

[ThirdMarioBro]

Hey, whatever makes her happy. :lol: :)

[Blondus]

AHAHAHAH! ahahaha..:lol:

Oh man, the world's going crazy on me...

It should be an interesting honeymoon...

haha

[Turtle Dove]

Tsk-Tsk

If this woman has a divorce you think she'll have to play in dead fish?

[That Matt Guy]

"It's not a perverted thing"

HAHAHAHAHA!

[XERO]

I guess it's safe to say that the dolphin's the smarter of the couple. :lol:

I wonder it it'll ever 'flip her'. (Flipper.) :P ;)

[Jester]

Don't knock it...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Jesterangelo/chimp.jpg
This is my wife Lulu the chimp. She's a great housekeeper, cook, and mother. Gaw, I love her so much.

[Sewer Bull]

The end of Western Civilization is near.


I wonder it it'll ever 'flip her'. (Flipper.) :P ;)

...

You've brought disgrace to the hero of my youth. I feel dirty now.

This is my wife Lulu the chimp. She's a great housekeeper, cook, and mother. Gaw, I love her so much.

...

One day, my head will just explode in front of the display.

[Spitfire]

So people can marry other species but people of the same gender can't get married....idiots.

[Jester]

I've thought of that...it does seem like mairage is no longer sacred. Heterosexuals can't fight for the sancity of mairage when people are allowed to marry a dolphin, or a chimp.

[Katie]

*looks up at the various puns...*

Ohmilord.....a dolphin??? A DOLPHIN? *sigh* To each her own, I suppose. Hey anyone else wonder why the male dolphin is named Cindy? Is it a male dolphin? Can you have same sex dolphin marriages?????

[Jester]

NO!!! Interspecies marriages are cool, but same sex marriage BAD!

[Peanut]

What about same sex interspecies marriages?

[SurfGuru133]

Thats totally wack man!!! If anything like that happened here I would hurl majorely

[Jo Dawn]

Technically... she did say that the 'marriage' was not legal... so it wasn't a real wedding.



And all I can say about this is...

Now some fangirl who thinks the TMNT are real is gonna go name turtle after the TMNT and marry one of 'em. ;) :P

[hazlov2004]

hmmmmm very well put jo dawn

[Raph's Girl]

In the Soap Opera called Passions there was an orangutan who fell in love with a human...they got married and even had a baby...:lol:

[The Stryker]

I'm tired of living in sin with my goldfish!

[Jester]

:lol: Great one Stryker. I'm glad it's not legal, it'd set marriage back several hundred years.

[Dr. Doom]

Raph's Girl note: She married Cindy on porpoise! :lol:

roflcopter

[XERO]

Maybe she married it because it 'has a longated beak, round cone-shaped teeth, and a serrated dorsal appendage.'

But I'm sure you already knew that! :lol: ;)

[Ra]

:lol: God, the world today is just weird. I think we can all agree on that ;)

Now, what do you think the baby will look like? :P J/k

[Raph's Girl]

Now, what do you think the baby will look like? :P J/k

http://www.tvacres.com/images/charlietuna.jpg

[Ra]

:lol: Yep, that looks about right :lol:

[XERO]

Now, what do you think the baby will look like? :P J/k

http://www.mikebrowne.com/blog/media/1/20021015-firemarshallbill.jpg

And that's just the ultrasound. :P

[OA]

Dolphins are cool and all but this is a bit much...

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

There are a number of people who have married their pets, just as "legally" as this marriage is. Question: did the dolphin say "I do?" :) Did he have to sign a marriage license? :D

[XERO]

Does the dolphin have a ring around its fin? Did it wear a waterproof tuxedo?
Was the wedding cake made with guppie icing? :P

[Raph's Girl]

http://www.mikebrowne.com/blog/media/1/20021015-firemarshallbill.jpg

And that's just the ultrasound. :P

Nah...here's a better ultrasound...look! Twins!

http://www.wilkesworks.com/images/human_dolphin_gallery2.jpg

[Ra]

ROFL! The poor dolphin. Imagine having a kid like that for a brother? ;)

[Zachatello00]

wow. that's just...wow

[Fledermaus]

I feel sorry for the groom.:dead:

[SurfGuru133]

How do they have sex???????:o woooooaaaaah getting ahead of myself there

[Serp]

How do they have sex???????:o woooooaaaaah getting ahead of myself there

Thats what I was wondering.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b199/Edgar_Thomas_/Seamanthepic.jpg

Okay..okay

I know dolphins aren't considerd fish.

but common, I couldn't find a better reason to post the Seaman. haha

[OA]

I bet its more of an "emotional" relationship than physical...and probably a bit 1-sided

[Blondus]

Now, what do you think the baby will look like? :P J/k

Its not a dolphin. It's a deep one. As soon as the baby will grow up it's evolve fully into a deep one and swim to Y'ha N'thlei.

It'll look like this:
http://www.daupo.com/images/Innsmouth

And later like my sig.

It's beginning to look a lot like fish-men
Everywhere I go;
From the minute I got to town
And started to look around
I thought these ill-bred people's gillslits showed.
I'm beginning to hear a lot of fish-men
Right outside my door,
As I try to escape in fright
To the moonlit Innsmouth night
I can hear some more.

They speak with guttural croaks and to hear them provokes
A profound desire to flee
Their eyes never blink and quite frankly they stink
Like a carcass washed up from the sea.

I wish I'd paid attention to that crazy drunken man.
He tried to warn me all about old Marsh's Deep One clan.

It's beginning to look a lot like Fish-men
Everywhere I go;
They can dynamite Devil Reef,
but that'll bring no relief,
Y'ha N'thlei is deeper than they know.
I'll continue to see a lot of fish-men
That I guarantee.
For the fish-man I really fear
is the one who's in the mirror
And he looks like me.
He looks just like me.

[Cobra5000]

I heard that news but Cindy died shortly after the marrige with that woman (June 2006) :(

[pannoni1]

What's next? Woman marries Turtle?!? :tlol:

We debate about it all the time on here, so I'm surprised no one has mentioned this possibility yet. :tlol:

[Sage Ninja]

...why hasn't this been locked? It's five years old....:-?

[Raph's Girl]

I heard that news but Cindy died shortly after the marrige with that woman (June 2006) :(

What? Cindy died? *looks* Wow... he was 40! Good age for a dolphin!

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3264387,00.html

[BubblyShell22]

Wow. Nothing in the world surprises me now. But if she was happy, that's all that matters.

[TheCanadiandrome]

This makes me lol! I dunno why

[BubblyShell22]

Yeah, it makes me laugh a little too.

[Redeemer]

This makes me a little scared at how crazy the world is going.... :P

[TheCanadiandrome]

This makes me a little scared at how crazy the world is going.... :P
Yeah me too, lol

[Jester]

Rumor has it that there's an absolutely fetching narwhal at the local Y that she's been dating. I hear wedding bells in the future!

[Machias Banshee]

He must be quite a catch... :P

I love dolphins... but not like that. On the other hand, I've heard of certain cultures that attach to animals because they are believed to be returned spirits of loved ones that passed away (some Indonesian cultures attach greatly to Great White Sharks...)

[BubblyShell22]

Hmm, that's pretty interesting, Machi. I didn't know that.

[Redeemer]

(some Indonesian cultures attach greatly to Great White Sharks...)

Is this before or after they get eaten, bc I believe the feeling is mutual:lol:

[TheCanadiandrome]

Rumor has it that there's an absolutely fetching narwhal at the local Y that she's been dating. I hear wedding bells in the future!

rofl! love it! :tlol: