Naughty humor in the original TMNT cartoon [Archive]

Type 97 Chi-ha

01-20-2006, 02:35 PM

I realize the danger of this thread getting dirty, but I thought of one incident where a naughty joke was sneaked into a TMNT cartoon. Namely, the one where a magician puts on a performance at a museum, where the lights go out suddenly during his act, and they come back on with the magician tied up and a diamond stolen, and the magician turns out to be part of a group of gangsters behind the diamond's theft. In the museum basement, the gangsters suddenly encounter the Rat King, who announces himself, and one of the gangsters mockingly picks up a rat and replies, "And which one of these little beauties is the Rat Queen, bandage-face?"

Are there any other similarly wicked jokes in the rest of the series?

Raakone

01-20-2006, 11:42 PM

"Go Suck a Lemon" could have double entendres, don't you think?

~Ra'akone

Type 97 Chi-ha

01-21-2006, 01:14 AM

Zack actually did tell Krang, "Go suck an egg!" during the episode when he was kidnapped and brought to the Technodrome.

Coola Yagami

01-21-2006, 01:18 AM

just one line..

'Irma... I need you!' and her reaction.

Turtle Dove

01-21-2006, 01:35 AM

:lol: I need to pay more attention to the dirty jokes.What about Don's "See that stupidenous dish?" Irma blushs big time an thanking Dontello. And the fact Don's like"Heh-not you Irma.."

On my note, if Don said that and he didn't mean me, I'd smack him.:lol: Then I'd run to Raph and dump Don

Type 97 Chi-ha

01-21-2006, 09:16 AM

CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

01-21-2006, 09:24 PM

hheheh, the turtles cartoon do have a few perks and surprises in their humor, which i find funnier than most cartoons for kids. Can't think of anymore ones under that category though.

Vicky82

01-22-2006, 02:10 PM

In the red sky seasons I think its season 10 but can't remember what episode it is but April says 'Those turtles have more energy than that battery powered rabbit':o

Masked Ninja

01-22-2006, 02:17 PM

...How is that naughty? She's referring to the Energizer bunny. But they probably couldn't use brand names.

Mr. Stay Puft

01-22-2006, 05:14 PM

How about in "Turtle Tracks", when April asks for a slice of the sausage and banana pizza?

Coola Yagami

01-22-2006, 07:25 PM

Not neccesarily naughty, but in the 'Pizza by the Shred' episode, Mikey delivered a pizza to a pregant woman. How rare was it to actually see pregnant women in cartoons back then?

01-23-2006, 07:02 AM

Shreddette

01-23-2006, 12:54 PM

I think Vernon and Burns getting tied up and having their feet tickled was a little wierd and gross when I was a kid, as it is a kinky act.

Yes, I was once a prude.

Turtle Dove

01-23-2006, 01:56 PM

I think Vernon and Burns getting tied up and having their feet tickled was a little wierd and gross when I was a kid, as it is a kinky act.

Yes, I was once a prude.

Speaking of that. That blondie was always in his office and wearing a skimmpy dress. Those 2 where alwas in that dang office-thats the biggest "Sexually suggested"thing I seen on that cartoon. Other then the lusty behavior the turtles gave April when she was dressed up all pretty. IT's funny that Irma didn't do the same thing, the turtles be all over her too.

What I don't get is she walks down there just to show off then leaves. She's one heck of something isn't she? :-P She must of did it on purpose to get some "Attention"

Sewer Bull

01-23-2006, 02:12 PM

I think Vernon and Burns getting tied up and having their feet tickled was a little wierd and gross when I was a kid, as it is a kinky act.

Yeah, "Burns Blues" episode was rather kinky... overall:o

Jephael

01-23-2006, 03:36 PM

I don't think any of those things were as riskque as the time in Enter the Rat King when Irma got chewed out by Vernon after April's kidnapping and then exclaimed under her breathe that she's glad she wasn't a member of the opposite sex. She just blurted it right out just as the turtles grabbered her attention.

BigApple3AM

01-24-2006, 07:34 PM

Duke

01-24-2006, 07:58 PM

I dont know if being prenant is neccessarily naughty either...and as far as how "rare" it was to see a preg women back then, think about how rare it is now...i mean, preganant women in general don't often make it on any cartoon series, back then or now...Family Guy

And for the most part i agree w/ Ectocooler. Except for the first season April's boobs did jiggle which definitely beats anything anyone else mentioned.

BigApple3AM

01-24-2006, 09:20 PM

We're being hit with preggo fever. We got the very first pregnant woman action figure in the ROTS star wars toy line, padme.

Yeah April's boobs were pretty out there, that's probably one of the few intentional insinuations. I don't know why they did it though.

shuriken

01-24-2006, 10:46 PM

In the red sky seasons I think its season 10 but can't remember what episode it is but April says 'Those turtles have more energy than that battery powered rabbit':o
I find that strangly humorous....but that's probably refering to the energizer bunny.

Coola Yagami

01-25-2006, 12:42 AM

Sage Ninja

01-25-2006, 01:41 AM

No offense but so far I haven't heard anything naughty. You can interpret things any way you like, but none of these have even been suggestive. Sausage and banana pizza, c'mon man.

You people are reading too much into these things, once upon a time, far far away and long ago, people didn't have a sexual connotation for EVERY SINGLE FREAKING WORD.

oh for the love of--this thread is just for fun, no one here is actually taking this seriously. Just relax and enjoy it, and don't burst every ones bubble with censure...

Well any way

what a funny thread lol:lol: I really have picked up on some double meaning behind some of the dialougue in this series.

I think some one already mentioned this but that time when Nurnes asked April what she was doing in the office, and then April turns around and asks him what what he is doing late at night in his office. And his girlfriend says "tell her snuckums" in a suggestive manner, and Burnes gets all flustered and embarrassed by it.

Or in the Old Switcharoo when Michaelangelo tells April to jump into his arms and they end up sprawled on the floor and he says "wow you know I really dig going around with ya"

Or my absalute favorite is the one where Donatello is tyed up by a twisted mad scienctist and the scitist starts berating a lab monkey and the scientist goes:

Scientisist: Oh, Bad monkey!, Bad Monkey!

to which Donatello replies:

Donatello: your not planning to spank him are you?

now thats innuendo pretty damn naughty and suggestive wouldn't you say? it is why its in my sig:lol:

NeoBix

01-25-2006, 02:00 PM

mod edit: censor bypassing is an automatic warning.

Duke

01-25-2006, 02:19 PM

Yeah April's boobs were pretty out there, that's probably one of the few intentional insinuations. I don't know why they did it though.I wasn't referring to the size of her boobs, although she was gifted by God, i was referring to the fact that at one point in the the show they literally jiggled.

Drtooth

01-30-2006, 02:11 PM

I thought it was kind of risque for Burns to have arm candy in Return of the Shredder. Plus, Irma's (ahem) beastial relationship with the Turtles. I think that one pushed an envelope or something.

Sage Ninja

02-06-2006, 03:00 AM

Ninja Tiptup

02-06-2006, 05:40 AM

Liking Don I have a hard time bringing this up but how about theme song inuendo...

"Donatello DOES machines" seriously though... What do you even call that act of impurity?

Sewer Bull

02-06-2006, 06:20 AM

"Donatello DOES machines" seriously though... What do you even call that act of impurity?

Technophilia?

God, I've always wondered why it had to be "DOES" instead of more more logical, simpler and purer "MAKES". Both words are one-syllable so in this case, the melody wasn't a problem at all :dead:

Kingpin

02-06-2006, 08:36 AM

Donatello and Irma? Geeks attract?

Can't say the idea comes as a huge surprise, out of the lot of them Don is probably the most repressed... romance wise I mean, he's spending most of the time building machines...

BlueSonnet

02-06-2006, 03:22 PM

A fair while since i watched the old series. But i wouldn't be surprised though. Fairly common for the creators to squeeze in the odd lewd joke. For example I'm sure you've all seen the Rainbow show vid; those peeps did it all the time back in the day.

Wouldn't be surprised if some loon tried to analyse TMNT in deep Freudian terms but that's a bit above me for the time being.

ZariusTwo

02-06-2006, 04:54 PM

I really think that Donatello had a secret crush on Irma, he was the only one that didn't fall under that love potion spell that the other turtles where under and fell for Irma. And you know what? I think he knew Irma had a thing for him and he teased her about it LOL. That whole "Irma I need you" moment comes to mind. I think Donatello was the most deviant of the turtles.:o

"You see that stupendous dish":lol:

"Donatellos' Degree" is one of the best Don/Irma episodes out there, they act like a tight couple for the betterment of Dons' rep, and play off each other like best freinds, then theres' "Super Irma", where Don tags Irma in the dress with a homing device then stares at her ass for a good ten seconds.

BigApple3AM

02-06-2006, 08:33 PM

Type 97 Chi-ha

02-07-2006, 06:35 AM

I must be out of the loop, but what does "dish" mean in that phrase. It's obviously an innuendo but I'm unsure what it means as I've never heard anything referred to as a dish besides that of a plate.

"Dish" simply means "face" in this context. Rather a quaint expression, but I've heard it used that way.

NightwatchersOnlygirl

02-07-2006, 08:16 AM

Go suck a lemon:D

Tinuvielsdreams

02-08-2006, 07:21 PM

In the red sky seasons I think its season 10 but can't remember what episode it is but April says 'Those turtles have more energy than that battery powered rabbit':o

Haha I got what you meant ...I think unless I have a really naughty mind...

I like the eppy with princess Mallory. When April dresses up for the ball the guys go completely gaga over her.

Sage Ninja

02-15-2006, 02:50 AM

"You see that stupendous dish":lol:

"Donatellos' Degree" is one of the best Don/Irma episodes out there, they act like a tight couple for the betterment of Dons' rep, and play off each other like best freinds, then theres' "Super Irma", where Don tags Irma in the dress with a homing device then stares at her ass for a good ten seconds.

Oh my gosh i rember this episode, Donatello wicked manipulates Irma into helping him, by dangling eligiable men in fromt of her. It was classic, Donatello was so always toying with Irma all the time, Irma was so easy to mess around with to. I thought it said allot that he spicifically wanted her to get his degree and no one else would do LOL. I believe that this was the same episode that he makes the comment about the naughty monkeys and the spanking.

In the Super Irma episode when tags her she is wearing this skin tight outfit, and he lifts up her cape in order to plant the devise on the under side of the cape. I remember thinking back then, "why did he have to lift her cape, couldn't he have planted it on the front side?" I guess he was taking advantage of that skimpy outfit she was wearing.;) And also how the hack didn't Irma feel him messing around with her cape like that, huh LOL:lol:

Coola Yagami

02-15-2006, 07:53 AM

Irma probably did notice, but pretended not to, in hopes that she'd get felt up by her favorite turtle.

Raph's Girl

02-15-2006, 10:10 AM

We're being hit with preggo fever. We got the very first pregnant woman action figure in the ROTS star wars toy line, padme..

There was an ep of JLU in which while all the heroes were fighting Booster Gold helped a woman deliver her baby.

Plus there was the issue of the Archie TMNT series in which Don and Splinter helped a pregnant woman deliver her child, the next Dahli Lama.

As for naughty humour in TMNTOS:

Well there was that ep where Leo, Mike, and Raph almost married Irma.
Oh and the only reason Don doesn't fall for Irma is cuz he never ate any of the pizza that had the love potion on it. :P

My fave part in that ep is when Leo, Mike, and Raph are litterally fighting over Irma in the lair and Splinter comes in wondering what the heck is going on.

Donatello: "They're in love...."
*Splinter's eyes light up with joy*: "That is good!"
Donatello: "With the same woman...."
*Splinter now looks sad*: "Oh...that is bad..." :lol:

Before Irma met Splinter she thought his name sounded sexy.

ZariusTwo

02-15-2006, 12:33 PM

Well there was that ep where Leo, Mike, and Raph almost married Irma.
Oh and the only reason Don doesn't fall for Irma is cuz he never ate any of the pizza that had the love potion on it. :P.

Through most of the episode, he looked more...sad than jealous that his brothers were all infautuated with Irma, Don is a very restrained character emotionally, which we saw finally unleashed in "Night of the Dark Turtle" with his murderous intentions towards Shredder.

...And is it me, or does "Turtle Turncoat" hint at the same thing I often do in this series? That Mickey and April had a "thing" going on in the series? (I know "Turncoat" actually teases a kiss between April and Casey earlier in the story, but Raphs' line to Mickey that April would never be interested in someone "like you" fitted in strongly with certain episodes I've seen of the series.)

Sewer Bull

02-15-2006, 12:37 PM

...And is it me, or does "Turtle Turncoat" hint at the same thing I often do in this series? That Mickey and April had a "thing" going on in the series?

More that Mikey had a crush on April than both of them had an actual "thing".

ZariusTwo

02-15-2006, 12:55 PM

More that Mikey had a crush on April than both of them had an actual "thing".

Meh, probably, she was a village bycycle in that series with the other Turtles

Damnalove2

02-15-2006, 01:24 PM

Well, do you guys remember the episode where the turtles train in a park and then Mikey shows up dressed like Shredder and Leo, not knowing it was Mikey, jumped on him, laid him on the ground, sword in hand, looked at him with a victorious grin and said :"Ready to say uncle?!?"
Leo was so sexy doing that. Well that might just be me. :P

slkblaze

02-22-2006, 09:54 PM

Here is some suggestive dialogue all from the episode Hot Rodding Teenager From Dimension X:

When testing out the turtle van for the 1st time:
Mikey- “C’mon April, let’s rev this baby up and “motor-vate”!”

When the Neutrino’s whiz by overhead in their cars:
Raph- “Am I just seeing things or did we just get buzzed by a bunch of rocket powered low-riders?”

When the turtles are hijacking the Neutrino’s car:
Raph- “Ok sister, move to the rear!”

To avoid crashing... (it’s just the way Leo says it, Mikey is all screaming and Leo kind of says it in a ‘sultry’ way):
Leo- “Pull the stick up, Michelangelo..”

Trying to get the Rock Soldiers back through the portal to Dimension X:
Don- “Michelango! There’s a barrel of silicon lubricant over there! Use it to give them the slip!”
Mikey- “Cowabunga!”

Originally posted by NeoBix
ya in one episode Raphael called April a kunt.

Umm.. are you serious? That's slightly over the top..

Lisardo

02-22-2006, 11:03 PM

Ok I got one. Me and this other person we're a tad stumped by this one.

In the ep, "Plan 6 From Outer Space", Bebop and Rocksteady are in disguise. Krang disguised them as holographic human forms. They were at Channel Six installing these rockets to the building and captured April in the process. When the turtles come looking for her, they didn't recognize B&R since they were in their human disguises. So here's how it went:

Don: You fellows haven't seen April O'Neil have you?
Bebop: What me, heck no! I never COULD see her!

Then April, who's all tied up and gagged and in a locker, starts mumbling something. It almost sounds as tho she was offended by that remark Bebop made. Cuz it does sound sorta suggestive. What you do you guys think? I ever could never completely figure out what he meant by that.

Lisardo

02-22-2006, 11:10 PM

Speaking of that. That blondie was always in his office and wearing a skimmpy dress. Those 2 where alwas in that dang office-thats the biggest "Sexually suggested"thing I seen on that cartoon. Other then the lusty behavior the turtles gave April when she was dressed up all pretty. IT's funny that Irma didn't do the same thing, the turtles be all over her too.

What I don't get is she walks down there just to show off then leaves. She's one heck of something isn't she? :-P She must of did it on purpose to get some "Attention"

Man we think alike here. I've always wondered about her action there. Was she deliberately trying to be a tease to them or something? Was she just being friendly and showing her friends her new look? Does he really have a horrible dating life and noone else to show it off to? Or, does she really have a secret 'thing' for them? I dunno. But I find it funny how she was willing to go all the way down there in the mucky sewers, with that beautiful dress on, just to show them.

Sage Ninja

02-23-2006, 06:43 PM

Through most of the episode, he looked more...sad than jealous that his brothers were all infautuated with Irma, Don is a very restrained character emotionally, which we saw finally unleashed in "Night of the Dark Turtle" with his murderous intentions towards Shredder.

I got that empression too that Donatello seemed more sad, even wistful ant his brothers infatution with irma. I think this was one of those things the writters did of: leave it up to the audiance to interpert a they will. But I wicked got suble vibes that Don had a slight thing for irma, and that he teased her over it. And yeah Donatello was certainly emotionally repressed and had allot of anger. Just look at Donatello's Duplicant where he clones and "evil" version of him self:o

...And is it me, or does "Turtle Turncoat" hint at the same thing I often do in this series? That Mickey and April had a "thing" going on in the series? (I know "Turncoat" actually teases a kiss between April and Casey earlier in the story, but Raphs' line to Mickey that April would never be interested in someone "like you" fitted in strongly with certain episodes I've seen of the series.)

I'm not ure I know what episode/sitution you are refering to? Are you talking about the classic cartoon, or some oter medium of the TMNT universe? Because I wouldn't be surpriced if Mike did have a slight thing for April, out of all of them Mike seemed to fall for girls than any of the others?

ZariusTwo

02-23-2006, 09:46 PM

I got that empression too that Donatello seemed more sad, even wistful ant his brothers infatution with irma. I think this was one of those things the writters did of: leave it up to the audiance to interpert a they will. But I wicked got suble vibes that Don had a slight thing for irma, and that he teased her over it. And yeah Donatello was certainly emotionally repressed and had allot of anger. Just look at Donatello's Duplicant where he clones and "evil" version of him self:o

I'm not ure I know what episode/sitution you are refering to? Are you talking about the classic cartoon, or some oter medium of the TMNT universe? Because I wouldn't be surpriced if Mike did have a slight thing for April, out of all of them Mike seemed to fall for girls than any of the others?

A few little things here and there, "Adventures in Turtle Sitting" has that old cliche of "two characters who make great parents bond" involving April and Mikey looking after regressed, baby versions of the others

Lisardo

02-24-2006, 02:31 PM

I'm not sure I know what episode/sitution you are refering to? Are you talking about the classic cartoon, or some oter medium of the TMNT universe? Because I wouldn't be surpriced if Mike did have a slight thing for April, out of all of them Mike seemed to fall for girls than any of the others?

I had this discussion with a fellow TMNT fan and we thought each turtle at one point seemed to have a thing for April. With Mikey I can tell it was there, at least in the ep "The Gang's All Here" where the two grouped together. That part near the end where she kisses him he totally blushes! There's been hints at Don/April, as she gave him kisses a couple of times. Thought it was weird in one Neutrino ep that Kala kisses Don and not her b/f Mikey! Irma also kissed Don. Them geniuses!

Didn't seem to be as much between Raph/April, not in the OS anyway. But someone reminded me about a scene in the beginning of a European ep where Raph and April are having lunch in the park and the others show up, and Raph seemed ticked off when they showed up. Of course there's a ton of Leo/April hints (at least in my book), mostly rescue scenes but still. In the eps "Turtlemaniac" and "Unidentified Flying Leonardo" he seemed very concerned about her. He seemed awefully eager to be the first one to save her or check up on her. Or it was usually him who carried her off, that sorta thing. Even in the ep "Beyond the Donatello Nebula" I remember this quote:

Leo (about ready to lift April in to the air from the turtle blimp): Allow me April!
April: With pleasure!

A moment later they show them hanging on the rope from the turtleblimp.

Leo: Can I drop you somewhere April?

*snickers*

Tho before ppl argue with me, let me say that I do realize some of this is prolly just in my sick, twisted mind. Tho the person I chatted with partially agrees with me on some of these observations. So I must not be completely nuts or dead wrong.

Ryona

02-24-2006, 03:40 PM

I would have to agree with you, Lisardo. I too remember April and Leo having seemingly interests in each other. I wouldn't be surprised too if they were attracted to each other beyond a superficial way. They're both hard-working, responsible, mature people. I think April related with Leo the most.

Oh, and I agree with Don and Irma being so right for each other. They would just be too cute together. :D

Lisardo

02-26-2006, 04:15 PM

I hope I'm allowed to post pics here, just relating to what I said. But don't worry, I'll take 'em down if it is a problem and won't post anymore afterwords (I keep most for the OS image thread).

I would have to agree with you, Lisardo. I too remember April and Leo having seemingly interests in each other. I wouldn't be surprised too if they were attracted to each other beyond a superficial way. They're both hard-working, responsible, mature people. I think April related with Leo the most.

Oh, and I agree with Don and Irma being so right for each other. They would just be too cute together. :D

Yeah I never thought of that, they both are more mature than the other turtles ('cept Don is mature enough to use his smarts). I could tell because in the end of the 4th ep "HodRodding Teenagers", April reads the other three turtles the story about the "Tortoise and the Hare" while they are going to bed *aww how cute!* But after they fell asleep April stayed up and Leo walked in there talking to her briefly about how they needed their rest for the big battle they were soon to have. Almost seemed like they were mom and dad for a min. there. Hehe! See:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/lisardo/TMNT/story2.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/lisardo/TMNT/story5.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/lisardo/TMNT/story6.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/lisardo/TMNT/story7.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/lisardo/TMNT/story9.jpg

And while on the subject of Irma, I do agree Don and Irma would be cute together. For all you fans of the pairing, here's some artwork someone else did of it: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/21814565/ (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/21814565/) But I've always wondered where Irma looked so familiar. Apparently she was taken after Velma from Scooby Doo. But even that's not where I recognized her. Irma instead looks just like one of the Chipettes, in costume and everything!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/lisardo/TMNT/chipettesnitaly.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/lisardo/TMNT/sm_irma.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/lisardo/TMNT/chipettesgiggling.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/lisardo/TMNT/sm_irma2.jpg

Can't remember the chipette's name but that def. look like Irma! Maybe it was the reverse tho. Being how both shows came out around the same time (tho the Chipettes were only in one Chipmunk movie I believe) maybe they modeled that Chipette after Irma, *shrugs*

METALHEAD

02-26-2006, 05:22 PM

thats wild man, question is, who copied who? and i got one, how about when raph says 'GET OUT OF MY FACE!' is that dirty word? no o.o i wouldnt think so...but seriously thats kinda of a bad word reference dont you think? my bro would say that but he would use the f-word....as for beebop, he told off april

beebop: ohhh you stupid bimbo!-- (is he calling her a whore?) --i'll make you eat that camra! :lol:

ZariusTwo

02-26-2006, 07:37 PM

The Chippets were in more than one movie, they were part of The Chipmunks franchise, guest starring in the Ruby Speares series from
the 1980s', and were firm regulars by the end of the series, andd the franchises' popularity.

Lisardo

02-26-2006, 09:46 PM

I wasn't sure if the Chipettes were in any other movies. I want the movie with the song "We Are the Girls of Rock n'Roll", forget what it's called. I dunno who copied who either. But they look almost identical!

I didn't know the Raph "Get out of my face!" line was from some other movie. Wouldn't surprize me tho. I always thought that Rocksteady 'bimbo' line was a bit much. Name-calling are we? It's not the worst thing he could have called her but now that you bring it up I do kinda wonder what he really meant by that. Looked it up for the heck of it:

Slang. A woman regarded as vacuous or as having an exaggerated interest in her sexual appeal.

Hmmm.....

Sage Ninja

02-27-2006, 03:06 PM

[COLOR="Cyan"]I had this discussion with a fellow TMNT fan and we thought each turtle at one point seemed to have a thing for April. With Mikey I can tell it was there, at least in the ep "The Gang's All Here" where the two grouped together. That part near the end where she kisses him he totally blushes! There's been hints at Don/April, as she gave him kisses a couple of times. Thought it was weird in one Neutrino ep that Kala kisses Don and not her b/f Mikey! Irma also kissed Don. Them geniuses!

pffft, that Kala girl was such a hooch, I wouldn't be suprised if the neutrinos didn't have a three-way going on:roll: She wicked toyed with Michaelangelo, she was always touching him, no wonder Michaelangelo liked her. There was definatly som e suggestive dialogue between Kala and Mike.

And as to the turtles infatuation with April...well April is pretty much the only woman the turtles had any sort of contact with, and she was attractive and flounced around in that skin tight jump suit all the time. I think the turtles where all physically attracted to her equally and took any chance they could to...well...handle her :o . I mean the boys are freaks of nature and they have to cope with that, and the fact that they'll never have a sexual experince--ever, they must be really sexually frustrated:P. I think the very fact that they could ever get as close as they could to any woman let alone an attractive one like April must been really something to the turtles.

I bet the turtles use any excuse to hold her just so they can know what it feels like to hold a girl, they must get a rush out of it, feeling the shape of a person whos body is so different from theres. its probably why they are flinging her over their shoulders, and holding her in their arms every chance they get:lol:

Didn't seem to be as much between Raph/April, not in the OS anyway. But someone reminded me about a scene in the beginning of a European ep where Raph and April are having lunch in the park and the others show up, and Raph seemed ticked off when they showed up. Of course there's a ton of Leo/April hints (at least in my book), mostly rescue scenes but still. In the eps "Turtlemaniac" and "Unidentified Flying Leonardo" he seemed very concerned about her.

Raphael is probably the most sexually screwed up turtle of the four. While the other turtles are all trying to cop a feel on April (or if April ain't available, Irma) Raphael tends to just stand back and make fun of it. If you notice Raphael is also the most blantantly sexiest of the group, he is always making lewed comments about April and women in general. The turtle had some kind of complex or something, his reaction to Mona Lisa is insightful. Poor guy:lol:

Coola Yagami

02-27-2006, 04:00 PM

Yeah, when you think about it that way, even though the TMNT respected April as a friend and all that, c'mon, they gotta be lookin any time she had to bend over to pick something up or somethng. I'd be surprised if every once in a while they didn't purposely, drop something so she can grab it.

As for Irma, the thing is, she's basically there for the taking. They wouldn't have to trick her or 'accidentaly handle her'. If they wanted to, they woulda nailed her any time they wanted. Her geekiness is a turn-off to them, so they don't even try it.

Lisardo

02-28-2006, 11:53 AM

Good points indeed. I have always thought that the TMNT were 'checking April out'. It must be complete torture to them in a way. Not only are they best friends with a woman but a very beautiful woman at that. A woman that they prolly do fanaticize about but can never have or really touch. I think Splinter also feels this since he slightly flirted with her at times.

Evil me has had 'naughty' story idea involving the turtles trying to peek in on April or sneekily trying to get her to do some sexual things to herself while they watch. They are pretty devious at times. But as you said, they are sexually-deprived teenagers so it's not surprizing that they would try to do something like that, heh. After all, we already saw their huge, wide-eyed reaction to April's 'new look' in "April Foolish".

Sage Ninja

03-08-2006, 12:13 PM

When testing out the turtle van for the 1st time:
Mikey- “C’mon April, let’s rev this baby up and “motor-vate”!”

Michaelangelo was always trying to get into some ones pants wasn't he? I think Michaelangelo had a thing for red heads:ohwell: I mean there was Kala and April and they both little spitfires:evilgrin: Maybe Mikey was refering to a vibrator:sick:

When the Neutrino’s whiz by overhead in their cars:
Raph- “Am I just seeing things or did we just get buzzed by a bunch of rocket powered low-riders?”

I don't know why but I never thought of it like that, but now when ever I see this scene I can't help but laugh at it. :lol: :lol:

When the turtles are hijacking the Neutrino’s car:
Raph- “Ok sister, move to the rear!”

um...I'm not even gonna go there...okay yes I am :evilgrin: wouldn't Raphael have to be the one to "move to the rear" in this scenario. Or is Kala equiped with tools that we don't all know about:lol: :evilgrin:

To avoid crashing... (it’s just the way Leo says it, Mikey is all screaming and Leo kind of says it in a ‘sultry’ way):
Leo- “Pull the stick up, Michelangelo..”

Actually I think leonardo sounded more excasperated than sultry when he said that:ohwell: But now that I consider the situation and how Michaelangelo was screaming his head off, It puts a different light on the whole thing. Leonardo just had such a sexy voice.

Trying to get the Rock Soldiers back through the portal to Dimension X:
Don- “Michelango! There’s a barrel of silicon lubricant over there! Use it to give them the slip!”
Mikey- “Cowabunga!”

What was it with Donatello and Lubricant? I swear this isn't the only instance where he mentions or is playing with lubricant. I mean what is he really do9ng all that time by himself in his workshop with nothig but his inventions and lubricant around :|
__________________________________________________ ___________

Oh I don't remember this word for word but I recall a pice of dialogue that made me roll on the floor, involveing Rocksteady, Bebop, and Shredder. It went something like this...

Rocksteady: ooh, ooh, boss! Boss! Can drive again?

Shedder (annoyed): no! not after you nearly killed!

Rocksteady: Aww, c'mon you let bebop sit on you lap and drive

Shredder: will you shut up!

it went something like that, does any one remeber this one?

Zachatello00

03-08-2006, 01:12 PM

mod edited.

Um, no. No that never, ever happend.

Mr. Stay Puft

03-08-2006, 07:10 PM

What was it with Donatello and Lubricant? I swear this isn't the only instance where he mentions or is playing with lubricant. I mean what is he really do9ng all that time by himself in his workshop with nothig but his inventions and lubricant around :|

Well, he did wear purple and he did carry a big long wood, uh, I mean stick, I mean bo shaft. NO! STAFF!! Yeah. That's what I meant. Staff.:D

Lisardo

03-08-2006, 09:09 PM

What I thought was odd was a line in the ep "Rebel Without a Fin" when April is turned into the fishwoman. There was also Ray the mutant ray/fish. Dr. Polydorious who mutated both of them was saying how he wanted to repopulate the planet with mutated fish people. In one line he says:

DR. POLYDORIOUS: Ray and April will lead the start of my new aquatic race. They can have the penthouse suite!

If that's not a flat-out sexual reference I dunno what is! I wonder if USA originally cut that scene out, as they were notorious for doing anyway. I have the professional copy of it so...

The line I already mentioned in "Plan 6 from Outer Space", in which the turtles were looking for April and they ask Bebop and Rocksteady (who were in human-hologram disguises and the TMNT didn't recognize them) if they had seen her around, Bebop replies:

BEBOP: What me? Heck no! I never COULD see HER!

That line was definately cut from USA! Seen both the cut and uncut of that ep too.

One last quote I can think of that sounds a bit awkward was in the ep "Adventures of Rhinoman". B&R turn into phony good-guy superheroes. But at the end of the ep they are glad they are back to normal and baddies once more. In which they say this to Shredder:

BEBOP: We did learn one thing boss.
ROCKSTEADY: Yeah. We're never going straight again!

Uh...*ahem*!

Coola Yagami

03-08-2006, 11:18 PM

lmao

oh come now, back then 'going straight' meant not being a criminal anymore. You know, walking the straight and narrow, and not the crooked path.

Lisardo

03-09-2006, 11:54 AM

Oh I know what it meant. Just nowadays ppl might take it outta context. Prolly not the kind of words you'd see in a more modern toon, that's for sure.

Coola Yagami

03-09-2006, 07:54 PM

that reminds me of that movie of crooks dressed as nuns.

One said something about going straight, and the other, still dressed as a nun said 'you call this going straight?"

Kingpin

03-11-2006, 04:55 PM

that reminds me of that movie of crooks dressed as nuns.

One said something about going straight, and the other, still dressed as a nun said 'you call this going straight?"

Nuns on the Run, if I'm not mistaken.

slkblaze

03-12-2006, 04:13 AM

Rocksteady: ooh, ooh, boss! Boss! Can drive again?

Shedder (annoyed): no! not after you nearly killed!

Rocksteady: Aww, c'mon you let bebop sit on you lap and drive

Shredder: will you shut up!

it went something like that, does any one remeber this one?

ahh! if there is an episode where this happens i wanna see it! and yea... leonardo did have more of an exasperated voice that a 'sultry' voice. i just thought it was weird that it was a dramatic situation and leo was just calmly annoyed.

slkblaze

03-12-2006, 11:43 AM

Oh! I was watching some old episodes and I finally found where I think some pretty obvious "naughty humor" is.

The second episode at the very end where Rocksteady and Bebop follow the turtles after they escape the Technodrome with Splinter. They do some fighting in front of the zoo then Donatello comes up with a plan to try to trap Bebop and Rocksteady in a cage so they lure them in and trap them. Right after they accomplish this April arrives and asks "where's the action?". Raph comes back and lets her know she's missed all the "good stuff" but Mike points out Bebop and Rocksteady and April starts to film them. This apparently upsets Rocksteady because he says this-

"Ooh ya little bimbo! I'll make ya eat that camera!"

I know you guys have gone over wether bimbo is actually a bad word, and I've always associated it w/being a slut.. which is defintitly a bad word for a children's show, lol. I just remember this comeback shocking me when watching it a while ago but when I read this thread I couldn't remember where I'd seen it :P .

METALHEAD

03-14-2006, 02:32 AM

METALHEAD

03-14-2006, 02:36 AM

Lisardo

03-14-2006, 06:27 PM

It's hard to know for sure what he meant by 'bimbo'. I always associtated it as a ditzy girl or just one who seems a little slutty.

Besides the "Where's the action?" and "I'm afraid you missed all the good stuff!", April also asked right beforehand on her way to the zoo:

"I hope I haven't missed out on all the action!"

What about in the ep "Green with Jealosy" when the turtles first became infected with that love potion and saw their first female: Irma. Mike's expression became wide-eyed and he yelled:

"Booy-yioy-yoing!"

As if to indicate..... Well let's just say that Beavis and Butthead used that same expression every time they got, urrm, *exicited*!

Coola Yagami

03-14-2006, 08:13 PM

Poor Irma lost the best shot she ever had with a man. All she had to do when Mikey said that was 'accidentaly' drop the soap...

ZariusTwo

03-20-2006, 04:19 PM

http://splintermasturbatestozen.ytmnd.com/

How did this NOT get picked up already? :lol:

None of the other Arcade profiles use something like that to describe Splinters' favourates...

Lisardo

03-20-2006, 07:29 PM

I think I've seen that before. OT a little here. So he's 30 huh? Dang, I wonder how old Shredder is then, being his pupil and all. I always thought Splinter was closer to 40, and Shredder maybe mid 30s.

slkblaze

03-25-2006, 05:46 PM

Wow... with the way Splinter acts/is portrayed, I always thought he was like 60/70 ish... but then again his human form didn't look very old. Why does he act so old as a rat?

Sage Ninja

03-27-2006, 12:22 PM

Am I the only one here that thinks that Krang and Shredder had something more going on between them? They acted like an old married couple, kind of reminisent of Pegg and Al Bundy from Married With Children and Bebop and Rocksteady where there children. LOL

slkblaze

03-27-2006, 01:44 PM

Yeah I agree, they bickered a lot!

I also found some othe stuff while recently watching some old eps:

Ep 5 (near the end)
Raph: "Alright! Now we can relax, catch some boob tube, and forget about all that weirdness we just went through."

Ep 7
The alien guy actually dies in the begining... I thought something had to be PG13 if it contained death...?

Ep 16 (mid)
Don: "Any ideas?"
Raph: "Yea, I say we blow this joint before this joint blows us!"

Ep 21 (begining)
Splinter: "Stop! Nothing will be gained by running around like a turtle with it's head cut off."
(it just seems a little morbid, lol. poor turtle...)

Ep 23 (mid/end)
Don: *points, but Irma is kind of infront of him* See that stupendous dish?"
Irma: *gets all flirty* Why thank you Donatello..
Don: *gives a nervous laugh* Heh, uhh not you Irma. I was talking about that satellite dish.
Irma: Ohh.. it's just like a man to choose TV over me..
(LOL! Does this help or hurt Don/Irma theories??)

That's all for now :P

Sage Ninja

03-29-2006, 12:12 PM

you know every one gets all up in arms because the classic cartoon wasn't "dark and gritty" but there where instances where the suggestion of violence was present in the classic series. Like a few times where the word "death" and "kill" get thrown around.

I remember a piece of dialogue that I thought was rather violent was Rocksteady, whistle he shooting at the turtles shouts : "drink electric death turtles"!!

or the scene where Baxter Stockman gets mutated into a fly and you can see his skull.

Or in that scene where Baxter Stockman gets stuck in a spider web, and a huge monster fly menacingly comes toward him to eat him. They don't show him getting eaten but the implication that he was about to meet and horriable end was there.

Jester

03-29-2006, 01:28 PM

I remember a piece of dialogue that I thought was rather violent was Rocksteady, whistle he shooting at the turtles shouts : "drink electric death turtles"!!
You mean"Drink blazing electric death, Toitles!"?? That's kinda violent...I guess...what about the "Aww, did I hoit youze? This'll make it bettah!"

or the scene where Baxter Stockman gets mutated into a fly and you can see his skull.
http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/8902/baxtertransformed2vp.gif
There ya go...

Sage Ninja

03-30-2006, 02:27 PM

yeah...exactly, that sequence used to freak me out when I was younger, and if you think about it, it was kinda of heavy for a cartoon back then.

Even the scene where Rocksteady, while in his human form is like a second away from hitting April with a chain is pretty violent. I also remeber a scene in season two where in a fight scene there was actual gore (very slight) its the one where leonardo stabs a monster plant and it spurts green blood from its wound, before disvolving into a bloody green pudle on the floor:o

Sewer Bull

04-15-2006, 05:23 PM

Speaking of naughty stuff in the OS... I watched "The Maltese Hamster" episode today. Remember Shredder's super-conducting device that The Butcher used to drag all the antiques in the city? Well, one of the possible settings of the aforementioned utility was:

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5759/themaltesehamster8tl.jpg

That's right. Seriously, why would Shredder need a thingie that... draws... men's... underwear? I find that rather kinky.

Sage Ninja

04-19-2006, 01:14 PM

That Shredder is a deviant i tell you, I bet he is just waiting to come out of the closet.

One thing that I cought in the mutantgent cow episode that I thought was...odd, perhaps sexual was Raphael saying after Donatello declares the mutant stear unstable is:

Raphael: Ohhh, I hope there isn't a joke coming up about a bunch of cows... and a stable...

It was just the way he said it :lol: Interupt as you will :lol:

Drtooth

04-22-2006, 03:34 PM

I'd also like to point out that through New York's Shiniest, April and Irma become robosexuals.....:lol:

Sewer Bull

04-22-2006, 03:43 PM

I'd also like to point out that through New York's Shiniest, April and Irma become robosexuals.....:lol:

Just Irma, not April.

Drtooth

04-22-2006, 04:08 PM

Yeah... April seemed a bit affectionate, but Irma really got into it...

Poor poor Irma... living out her dream men with Turtles and robots....

Plus I gotta say, when they were room mates their choice of leopard skin print pillows raises an eyebrow here.

But for a real problem, I'd say the raw sewage from "Shreddered and Splintered" looked pretty accurately colored for something of that era. Pee yellow with hints of poo brown.... Considering the sewer water is always clear blue, this seemed like something they wouldn't do much.

Sage Ninja

04-28-2006, 12:13 PM

But for a real problem, I'd say the raw sewage from "Shreddered and Splintered" looked pretty accurately colored for something of that era. Pee yellow with hints of poo brown.... Considering the sewer water is always clear blue, this seemed like something they wouldn't do much.

I know it always baffeled me on how the water in the sewer always looked so pristine and clear all the time. But like Ryona (I think it was her) mentioned maybe the turtles lived in the part of the sewers that wasn't used for human waste, but for housing drinking water and sunways. Wasn't there an episode where the turtles and Shredder where fighting over a water resovour (spelling?) and in was done in the sewers.

Plus I gotta say, when they were room mates their choice of leopard skin print pillows raises an eyebrow here.

You know I'm starting to wonder if the irma and April where than just buddies, I mean Irma was for ever up April's ass and all ;)

slkblaze

04-28-2006, 01:03 PM

Wasn't there an episode where the turtles and Shredder where fighting over a water resovour (spelling?) and in was done in the sewers.

Yea I remember that. Bebop and Rocksteady accidently froze it or something.. I think that was "Return of the Fly" or something like that.. I just remember Baxter PMSing at the end of the episode, lol. But yea... clean water... because of TMNT, I never really considered sewers dirty.. I still don't really, lol (it's engrained in my mind :dead: !!).

I have every episode of the old show on my computer (woo!!) and I've been watching a bunch of them lately and I've found that Shredder and Krang make me laugh out loud the most.. It's just rediculous how much they fight... Maybe they're in love :lol: ?

This isn't naughty humor, but in the eposode "The Foot Soldiers are revolting", Shredder and Krang get forced out of the Technodrome after alpha01 shoves them in this little escape pod thingy, and much hilarity ensues..

Shredder starts b*tching about not being able to control the space pod.
Krang: swell, so we're doomed to spend eternity cooped up in this teeny life pod..
Shredder: why don't you jetisson your robot body? that would give us more room!
(Krang retorts with rage and blinding speed):
Krang: why don't you jetisson your head it's the most USELESS object IN HERE!!

I don't know... you just need to watch it, it's like the epitome of their bickering and it makes me LOL :lol:

Sage Ninja

04-29-2006, 11:58 AM

Shredder starts b*tching about not being able to control the space pod.
Krang: swell, so we're doomed to spend eternity cooped up in this teeny life pod..
Shredder: why don't you jetisson your robot body? that would give us more room!
(Krang retorts with rage and blinding speed):
Krang: why don't you jetisson your head it's the most USELESS object IN HERE!!

LMAO that is hillarious:lol: :lol: the dialogue between these two was just comidic gold!! I rember that so well too and it made me laugh.

In that very same situation I remeber another bit of funny dialogue that went something like this that made me roll:

Shredder and Krang notice that they are it is getting hotter in the space pod and Krang comments:

Krang: oh great we are getting closer to the sun!

Shredder: I take it thats bad.

Krang: Yes! at this rate we'll slowly fry to a crisp.

Shredder: (nonchanlantly) I hope you go first so I can watch!

LOL, that was great Shredder's dilvery made that line :lol: :lol:

slkblaze

05-03-2006, 02:54 PM

Oh! I remember that one!! I'm trying to remember which episode it was though.. hmmm was that where they managed to get off of dimension x and wind up stuck in antarctica? *sigh* Shredder and Krang are my heros :dead:

Lisardo

05-18-2006, 09:43 AM

Yeah those were hiliarious scenes! I have soundclips of some of those.

I agree that I always thought the device that pulled things to it in "Maltese Hamster" was odd how men's underwear was an option.

This wasn't as obvious, but I had a feeling both Rat King and Shredder almost had a thing for April. In the "Enter the Rat King" ep, he kept trying to kidnap her. Even when she escaped, he rekidnapped her, almost as tho he had an ulterior motive. Course my friend who was watching the ep with me, gave me these perverted ideas.

With Shredder, he nabbed her many different times of course. I found it odd how in one of the European eps, "Shredder's New Sword" (http://www.ninjaturtles.com/cartoon/guide/cart151.htm) he nabbed April out of the clear blue (she wasn't being the nosey reporter, she was minding her own business) and he made her his queen. Why her tho? Just because she was around then, wrong place, wrong time. Or he has an April fetish. Or he in general has an April fetish cuz he likes to nab her alot. ???

Sage Ninja

05-18-2006, 02:52 PM

yeah I always got the impression that Shredder had a thing for April. Although Shredder was a bit rough with her. One thing I've noticed in the old series is the way April is constantly getting man handled and tyed up. Kind of makes me wonder is she didn't perhaps enjoy that just a little bit.

Maybe April has a boundage fetish :o.

Space Lieutenant Josh

05-18-2006, 03:14 PM

How about in "Invasion of the Turtle Snatchers" where the alien kid's "toy" is that gigantic, phallic metal thing that starts shaking enough to destroy the world toward the end? How do they stop it?

Oh, yeah, that's right-- April knew exactly where the batteries were and removed them. Why wouldn't she?

---Josh

slkblaze

05-18-2006, 03:52 PM

yeah I always got the impression that Shredder had a thing for April

Oh I know! It really seems like he has a thing for her sometimes, before I used to think "Oh, it's just coincidential... he just captures her so the series can have a damsel in distress". That was before I saw this one episode where Krang hires this mutant circus master guy to hunt down the turtles (I believe the episode is called Back to the Egg), where Shredder has to take orders from this guy Krang hires and be b*tches about it the entire episode. It's actually really funny, at the end Mikey and Leo get captured (they have also been turned into kids) and Cpt. Kroolick says he is going to put them in his circus, then April retorts with:

"Captain Kroolick! You're a despicable heartless monster!"
And the Shred makes a hilarious nostalgic comment-
"Ohh.. I remember when you used to say those things to me.."

This goes to show that Shredder longs for an abusive love/hate relationship with April O'Neil :o !!
And he likes it

Sewer Bull

05-18-2006, 04:25 PM

Oh, yeah, that's right-- April knew exactly where the batteries were and removed them. Why wouldn't she?

---Josh

She might have had an electric toothbrush, silly. I own one too.

Space Lieutenant Josh

05-18-2006, 04:32 PM

She might have had an electric toothbrush, silly. I own one too.

I still think she kept the batteries for herself for later, and went back to that nuclear fission plant every night for a good long time.

---Josh

Sewer Bull

05-18-2006, 04:43 PM

I still think she kept the batteries for herself for later, and went back to that nuclear fission plant every night for a good long time.

---Josh

Your avatar corresponds well with what you have written above, Josh.

:P

Space Lieutenant Josh

05-18-2006, 05:00 PM

Your avatar corresponds well with what you have written above, Josh.

:P

Har har. Real funny.

Sewer Bull

05-18-2006, 05:08 PM

Sorry dude, I just couldn't resist.

slkblaze

05-18-2006, 05:34 PM

Haha, just a weird moment, but in The Ninja Sword of Nowhere Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady come up in a laundromat by accident (as they usually wind up surfacing in unwanted areas). So Shred walks out and grumbles as he pulls off all of the clothes that are draping him then he points to Bebop and Rocksteady and says "That's the last time I let you sit on my lap and steer!"
So... he has let them sit on his lap and steer the transport module before? One must wonder what exactly goes on in there, lol.

Sage Ninja

05-19-2006, 12:30 PM

Oh I know! It really seems like he has a thing for her sometimes, before I used to think "Oh, it's just coincidential... he just captures her so the series can have a damsel in distress". That was before I saw this one episode where Krang hires this mutant circus master guy to hunt down the turtles (I believe the episode is called Back to the Egg), where Shredder has to take orders from this guy Krang hires and be b*tches about it the entire episode. It's actually really funny, at the end Mikey and Leo get captured (they have also been turned into kids) and Cpt. Kroolick says he is going to put them in his circus, then April retorts with:

"Captain Kroolick! You're a despicable heartless monster!"
And the Shred makes a hilarious nostalgic comment-
"Ohh.. I remember when you used to say those things to me.."

heh, yeah I remeber that, I can't wait to see this episode again. Shredder just likes being insulted by beautiful women. We should make a list of all the males in this series that have man handled or kidnapped April for more ulterior motives than simply to piss the turtles off. Geez, just what is it about April that every guy sweats her so baddly?:ohwell:

This goes to show that Shredder longs for an abusive love/hate relationship with April O'Neil :o !!
And he likes it

oh God...I think you are right, I'm getting bad mental images of April dressed up like a dominatrix doing mean things to Shredder **shudders** not a pretty sight :sick:. And some how i think April would be a little tyrant :o

But you know I think Shredder would like a set up like that, especially if it was with April. As much as he prefers being dominate I think Shredders wants to be treated like a sex slave! :lol:

Jivra

05-19-2006, 01:19 PM

"Captain Kroolick! You're a despicable heartless monster!"
And the Shred makes a hilarious nostalgic comment-
"Ohh.. I remember when you used to say those things to me.."

This goes to show that Shredder longs for an abusive love/hate relationship with April O'Neil :o !!
And he likes it

:lol: OMG. I love that. That is so me.:evilgrin:

slkblaze

05-19-2006, 03:45 PM

But you know I think Shredder would like a set up like that, especially if it was with April. As much as he prefers being dominate I think Shredders wants to be treated like a sex slave!

Haha, I do believe there is evidence of that in Shredder and Krang's relationship. As scary and dominating as Krang is... could you imagine if he was a woman?! Well... first of all, he would probably already be supreme ruler of Earth by now, and secondly, Shredder would probably need psycotherapy for the rest of his life. I think Krang would dominate Shredder in an instant and even though they appear to argue like an old married couple now, one can only imagine how that would be if it was male/female and there really was a thing between them!

We're talking Krang with PMS, I'm not sure if anything could be more frightening!

Lisardo

05-22-2006, 02:25 PM

heh, yeah I remeber that, I can't wait to see this episode again. Shredder just likes being insulted by beautiful women. We should make a list of all the males in this series that have man handled or kidnapped April for more ulterior motives than simply to piss the turtles off. Geez, just what is it about April that every guy sweats her so baddly?:ohwell:

oh God...I think you are right, I'm getting bad mental images of April dressed up like a dominatrix doing mean things to Shredder **shudders** not a pretty sight :sick:. And some how i think April would be a little tyrant :o

But you know I think Shredder would like a set up like that, especially if it was with April. As much as he prefers being dominate I think Shredders wants to be treated like a sex slave! :lol:

I've always thought the male villians had a thing for April. She is very desirable in many ways. That's coming from another female, but I mean it from a feminine view. It's kinda like the movie There's Something About Mary where all the guys wanted her in some way. In a way I felt she accidently always attracted the wrong kinda guys, heh. Cuz you'll notice that when it's her and Irma in the picture, the bad guys always capture her over Irma. Poor Irma is left out. No wonder Irma was jealous of April in the ep Enter the Rat King. Also the Turtles seemed interested in April at times, definately attracted to her as the ep April Foolish proves. She's always surrounded by all these males, hardly any females friends. Boy she really does seem Tomboyish, or she just loves male attention.

About the dominatrix thing, there's already 'naughty' hentai pics sorta like that online. Just surf the net. I've had ideas that since Shredder wanted April as his queen in that Euro ep, he'd easily make her his slave girl and dress her up skatinly <sp?>, kinda like Slave Leia in Return of the Jedi. He'd be doing it not only for his own pleasure, but to get to the Turtles and dare I say even make them jealous since he knows they can't never have her. He's such an evil, twisted, manipulative man!

Lisardo

05-22-2006, 02:31 PM

slkblaze

05-22-2006, 10:33 PM

I won't even ask about him and Krang!

Haha, in four turtles and a baby, Krang sends Shredder after the Neutrino baby that was sent to earth and said that it would benefit from his "soft hands". It was sooooooooo creepy!

Jivra

05-23-2006, 04:11 AM

He'd be doing it not only for his own pleasure, but to get to the Turtles and dare I say even make them jealous since he knows they can never have her. He's such an evil, twisted, manipulative man!

Two flies in one stroke:lol:

Sage Ninja

05-25-2006, 02:35 PM

Lisardo

05-26-2006, 03:33 PM

Lets see...how many guys in the series a thing for April and tried kidnapping her, theres:

1) Shredder
2) Ratking
3) Rocksteady (this was the most hillarious :lol: )

I'm sure there is more but I can't of any more right now :|

Guys that have sweated April:

1) the TMNT
2) Splinter (oh come on, you know he wanted her)
3) Vernon (I've always thought he had a hidden attraction there)
4) Bug Man (I think he is the only one that genuianly liked her and did something about it)
5) Most generic bad guys

LOL, which turtle do you think had the hots for April the most? Some I think it was Leonardo!

I agree with all of those! Also not sure what Casey's feelings towards April were. He didnt' seem too interested. You're right about Bugman being the only human guy who acted on his interest towards April.

About the villians that kidnapped her and had the hots for her, I'll add another one to that list:

Sir Percival from ep Michaelangelo, the Sacred Turtle (http://www.ninjaturtles.com/cartoon/guide/cart125.htm). He told her he wanted to make her his life-long servant. He was a one-time villian tho.

As for which turtle(s) like April the most, just by my obvervation I'd definately say Leonardo, and sometimes Michaelangelo (when he wasn't mooning over Kala).

Sewer Bull

05-26-2006, 03:45 PM

2) Splinter (oh come on, you know he wanted her)
3) Vernon (I've always thought he had a hidden attraction there)

2) Prove it.
3) A hidden attraction? He could have been homosexual as well.

Coola Yagami

05-26-2006, 08:15 PM

Vernon downright hated her and wanted her job. An ep had Vernon think April was dead, act sad for a second, and then gladly announce his upcoming promotion.

Lisardo

05-26-2006, 08:53 PM

Vernon downright hated her and wanted her job. An ep had Vernon think April was dead, act sad for a second, and then gladly announce his upcoming promotion.

Yeah it was in that same ep I just mentioned where he seemed to show little concern about her disappearance. Also in the the ep you're prolly thinking of, "The Big Rip Off" (http://www.ninjaturtles.com/cartoon/guide/cart063.htm) you're right, when she was in danger he didn't care if she died. Considering how much concern she showed for him on several occasions when he was in danger.

In one hentai pic I found online, April and Vernon were together and it was funny, in a twisted way!

Coola Yagami

05-27-2006, 01:35 AM

well, April cares for Vernon as she would care for anybody, goody-goody girl that she is, and her giving a damn about someone like Vernon shows it.

Sadly that H pic only confirms Vernon's possible closet sexual orientation as he's practically begging April to get off him, while she keeps at it anyways.

as for Spilnter, he checked her out on occassion, but I don't know how far that went. but then again, he's a grown man and she's the only grown woman in tights that keeps droppin in his home every day.

casey in the old show was too concerned about 'breaking something' to care two-cents about April. hell, if she so much as littered, he'd crack a bat on her face too. he's just that wild.

makes you wonder, what if Irma didn't mind Splinter was a giant rat in the first episode she met him? She was gettin all prepared to meet him and whatnot, would she have tried to ask him out? would he have accepted? how would that have turned out? Even if Splinter were to graciously refuse, the whole situation woulda been funny.

Sage Ninja

05-27-2006, 12:35 PM

2) Prove it.
3) A hidden attraction? He could have been homosexual as well.

In April's Fool when April shows up in the Lair all girled-up and shows off like a french whore, Splinter has the most lecherous look on his face I've ever seen :lol: :lol: . If I had a pic of it I'd show you the smarmy smirk he had on his face when he went to check her out. And why not, Its got have been like what...like 20 years since he's had a woman...

As to Vernon, he very sneakily tried to get her to give him mouth to mouth in one episode when he clearly didn't need it :lol: And so what if he wanted her job, I still say he was just a little attracted to her even if she was his rival.

Sewer Bull

05-27-2006, 04:26 PM

2) You mean this smirk?

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/2033/splintasexorz9im.jpg

Hmm, dunno... He was kinda infatuated by her unusual look and even paid her a very elegant and classy compliment ("You make this ancient rodent feel young again"), but that's all. His sons had way more lewd look on their faces and left the lair in no time, following April. Besides, it happened only once and shouldn't be really counted as anything. I often behave like that when I see my female friends wearing something more girly than a pair of trousers and a T-shirt. And I don't really hit on them at those moments. It's just a male way of saying nice things to a woman.

3) Well... I don't really remember that Vernon/April moment. I need to re-watch the episode where that aforementioned action happened and then I could assess it, basing on the overall context in which that situation occured. Right now, I may only reckon that it might have been unintentional - a comic relief or something. Or maybe he wanted to piss her off. I don't know.

I think people sometimes read too much into different characters's interactions in this thread. Basing on a few episodes, I can suggest that Shredder had a bondage fetish and was attracted by Mikey, because the Tin Head bound him in a quite fancy way a few times - like in "Michaelangelo's Birthday" for instance (that machinery was rather kinky-looking if you ask me). OMG, does it mean Shredder and Mikey were an item? I guess not. This show was in fact as asexual as possible, there was no real couple in it, not even a slightest tension between two people... or at least something very, very weak that shouldn't be considered as a real item. The most 'serious' relationship was Mikey/Kala, because they swapped they photos - and that's all they did.

Coola Yagami

05-27-2006, 11:02 PM

I know, in 'Poor little rich turtle' Mikey was all over Buffy Shellhammer and forgot completely about Kala.

Drtooth

05-31-2006, 01:40 PM

Not really naughty, but politically incorrect: Some episodes really seem sexist. In Catwoman from Channel Six, numerous jokes about Women and nail polish are made... and Irma makes a pretty sexist comment that women need a man to feel whole...

Of course, I do find it strange that I'm a dude pointing this out.

Sage Ninja

06-01-2006, 02:57 PM

This show was in fact as asexual as possible, there was no real couple in it, not even a slightest tension between two people... or at least something very, very weak that shouldn't be considered as a real item. The most 'serious' relationship was Mikey/Kala, because they swapped they photos - and that's all they did.

Oh come on Sewer Bull, we've been through this, this thread is just for fun no one is taking any thing seriously in this thread, I doubt the examples that are being given as "naughty moments" are really thought as being naughty by the poster. Just a bunch a aduts who watched a kids show and now on their second viewing as adults, see a whole bunch of innuendo in it.

But serously there was at times a bit of dialougue in the series that appeared to have geniuane innuendo in them. And why not Aduts did right these scripts and I wouldn't put it past tyhem to sneak in the slight dirty joke or situation here and there just to see if they could get away with it. They do it in Disney :roll:

I think people sometimes read too much into different characters's interactions in this thread. Basing on a few episodes, I can suggest that Shredder had a bondage fetish and was attracted by Mikey, because the Tin Head bound him in a quite fancy way a few times - like in "Michaelangelo's Birthday" for instance (that machinery was rather kinky-looking if you ask me). OMG, does it mean Shredder and Mikey were an item? I guess not.

I don't think that Shredder had a "thing" for Michaelangelo, but he did seem to tye him up quite allot in the classic series. Out of all the turtles poor Michaelangelo gets bound and gagged more often than any of them. I dunno Shredder and Krang seemed to get sadistic glee out of making Mike helpless :o

ZariusTwo

06-01-2006, 03:50 PM

I think people sometimes read too much into different characters's interactions in this thread. Basing on a few episodes, I can suggest that Shredder had a bondage fetish and was attracted by Mikey, because the Tin Head bound him in a quite fancy way a few times - like in "Michaelangelo's Birthday" for instance (that machinery was rather kinky-looking if you ask me). OMG, does it mean Shredder and Mikey were an item? I guess not. This show was in fact as asexual as possible, there was no real couple in it, not even a slightest tension between two people... or at least something very, very weak that shouldn't be considered as a real item. The most 'serious' relationship was Mikey/Kala, because they swapped they photos - and that's all they did.

Way to avoid the whole point of the thread.

trexmaster

06-06-2006, 07:59 AM

God, I've always wondered why it had to be "DOES" instead of more more logical, simpler and purer "MAKES". Both words are one-syllable so in this case, the melody wasn't a problem at all :dead:

I remember a TMNT spoof on Newgrounds that showed Donatello bouncing up and down on an electric dildo.

I think some screenshots from some old TMNT games show April kissing the Turtles; I wonder why no one sued the guys for bestiality.

Sage Ninja

06-08-2006, 03:48 PM

because it wasn't on the lips ;)

Ohayo Kame

08-13-2006, 07:57 PM

Hamato Yoshi

08-14-2006, 07:54 PM

B & R cross dressed in one ep I saw ;)

PizzaPower

08-14-2006, 08:05 PM

why do all cartoons give the girls big boobs, lol

Draconic

08-15-2006, 09:38 AM

Because they're fun to draw over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and....

PizzaPower

08-16-2006, 12:09 PM

lol, all artists are perverts

Raven

08-16-2006, 12:46 PM

:x What? No were not!

Well.....maybe.....

Draconic

08-16-2006, 01:36 PM

<_<
>_>
^^ ditto.

It's also easier to draw spheres instead of lumps. It's a fact. Also, easier to shade.

Krangstein

08-16-2006, 06:54 PM

Maybe it's just me but I always thought Irma was kind of naugty. I mean she was ALWAYS looking for a man and not the perfect man, but any man!!! She was almost desperate and in a very funny way. Poor horny Irma. I think Irma and her lust was one of the most hilarious joke in the TMNT series. I remember in one episode she was upset because she had had a bad double date. The guy showed up on a date with Irma with another woman and that was obviously his idea of a double date. again, maybe it's just me who's naughty but I always saw a three-some in that :)

Sage Ninja

08-23-2006, 03:08 PM

I know she was riot. Irma would seriously come on to anything with a deep male voice. Didn't even have to be human (or beast) for that matter. Now that was kinky for a kids cartoon, omg :lol:

And she was so easily manipulated when it came to potentically finding a man too. I remember Donatello useing the opertunity of meeting eligiable college men as a way to get her to do him a favor. And it worked LMAO

jasonorme666

08-23-2006, 07:18 PM

In the red sky seasons I think its season 10 but can't remember what episode it is but April says 'Those turtles have more energy than that battery powered rabbit':o

Ha! brilliant!

I'd love a clip of that

Sage Ninja

02-17-2011, 02:31 PM

this was kind of a fun thread. So bump!

Avatar Yuffie

02-19-2011, 10:16 PM

Well, never saw this thread before and made me LOL so thanks for the bump.

Kendamu

02-20-2011, 12:03 AM

I can't think of a single thing that's actually suggestive, but I do have a new appreciation for the OT considering that David Wise himself once said something along the lines of that he wrote serious stories and then put humor into them that made fun of the actual serious plots. Something like that, while not being dirty humor in itself, does seem to appeal to adults as well as more intelligent kids.

Coola Yagami

02-20-2011, 01:05 AM

I can't think of a single thing that's actually suggestive

Don- Irma... I need you...
Irma- ohhhhh..
Don- Relax Irma, it's just to pick up a pizza.

cryan

02-20-2011, 09:30 AM

Jelly Bean

02-24-2011, 02:57 PM

Irma is kind of a naughty character in general as far as kids entertainment goes. Alothough I don't think the humour they can do with Irma was completly utilised.

I don't want to sound out of line but I am suprised no one has mentioned Mona Lisa.My jaw fell open back in 1990 when I saw her.My thought at the time was"am I old enough to watch this?"I was 14 at the time.The scene where Raph has her down on the floor of the wheelhouse of the yacht.She pushs him off of her.That scene will stay with me until I die.

um, I guess it been awhile since I saw Raphael Meets his match but I don't remeber anything too jaw droppingly naughty about Mona Lisa, or how Rapahel pinned her on the floor.

gobo

02-24-2011, 07:23 PM

I don't want to sound out of line but I am suprised no one has mentioned Mona Lisa.My jaw fell open back in 1990 when I saw her.My thought at the time was"am I old enough to watch this?"I was 14 at the time.The scene where Raph has her down on the floor of the wheelhouse of the yacht.She pushs him off of her.That scene will stay with me until I die.
um, I guess it been awhile since I saw Raphael Meets his match but I don't remeber anything too jaw droppingly naughty about Mona Lisa, or how Rapahel pinned her on the floor.
Yeah, that really is an unusual complaint. Do you realize how many times has that happened with all-male characters in the show? Did it seem sexual then?

ssjup81

02-25-2011, 03:13 AM

This thread had me laughing. I wish I could've been around during the Donny x Irma discussion because I so agree with it. lol I also agree with what you all were saying about Donny's character in a general sense and how he seemed emotionally repressed, but were unleashed in some eps or another side was shown to him. This is why, going back to the series, I'm liking Donny so much.

Anyway, speaking of those two, in Donatello's Degree, I found these a bit suggestive.

This is when Donny first asked Irma to help him.

Irma: Donatello?
Donatello: Irma, I must talk to you!
Irma: Hey, drop in anytime! (It's the way she said it).

This is the part after they got off the train.

Irma: So, now what do I do?
Donny: You wait for someone to pick you up.
Irma: I'm not that kind of a girl!

That seems very suggestive, on Irma's part.

I still say the writers liked pairing those two up. Like for Donatello's Degree, how come Donny didn't think to ask April! lol

Lynn

02-25-2011, 10:26 AM

The exchanr between Irma and Don is just hilarous! The expression of disappointment on her face is just priceless.

ssjup81

02-25-2011, 10:41 AM

The exchanr between Irma and Don is just hilarous! The expression of disappointment on her face is just priceless.

It was, wasn't it? I don't know why, but Donny looked disappointed in Green with Jealousy too when Raph, Leo, and Mikey were confessing that they were the ones who had sent Irma all those presents. He looked like he wanted to say something himself, like the other three...or maybe I'm just reading into that too much. Just a vibe I always got, even as a kid.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/ssjup81/SadDonny.jpg (Look at that face, poor Donny). lol

*Wishes there was a thread to just talk about Donny, that wouldn't be necrobumping*

cryan

02-25-2011, 04:05 PM

Yeah, that really is an unusual complaint. Do you realize how many times has that happened with all-male characters in the show? Did it seem sexual then?

No,I am not complaining about anything.I liked the character..I was just making an observation.I couldn't to find an appropiate way to describe what I am talking about without get into trouble.Ah forget it.

Avatar Yuffie

02-28-2011, 06:22 AM

There's this time Michelangelo dresses as Flora to seduce a monster plant. Said monster plant actually fell for it too.

It's crack at its finest.

Luzmagica

02-28-2011, 06:37 AM

There's this time Michelangelo dresses as Flora to seduce a monster plant. Said monster plant actually fell for it too.

It's crack at its finest.

LOL!!! That was hilarious!!! :tlol::tlol::tlol:!

ssjup81

02-28-2011, 06:43 AM

LOL!!! That was hilarious!!! :tlol::tlol::tlol:!
I liked Mikey's reaction to it.:lol:

Edit: Anywho, I'm not sure if this counts as "naughty humor", but that MACC ep had something suggestive in it. I won't post screen shots for all to see, only the links (I took some for my cuz who was like, "nu-uh, that couldn't have been there"), but when that MACC thing attacks that tank that was shooting at him...what did it look like to you? Seriously, in this show, usually when a machine gets hit, it blows up. This thing didn't. I want to know how it got slipped past the censors.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/ssjup81/wth01.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/ssjup81/wth02.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/ssjup81/wth03.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/ssjup81/wth04.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/ssjup81/wth06.jpg

Refractive Reflections

11-15-2012, 02:02 PM

I read through the whole thread, but some posts are REALLY REACHING making something out of the most benign/neutral glance, phrase, or tone of voice when its nothing, but these jokes I found can't really be disputed.

Besides Irma's remark in "Donatello's Degree" there are a few others I found:

1. In “Plan Six From Outer Space”: There’s a lack of pepperoni and Michelangelo complains of not being able to buy any because the stores don't have them. Raphael jokes, “Who knew there would be such a sausage shortage!” then thinks it over, breaks the 4th wall, “…And don’t ask me to repeat that!”

2. In “Menace Maestro, Please”: Leonardo and TMNT attacks Bebop and Rocksteady, and after stopping them with costume boxes falling on their heads, Leonardo says, “So that’s what those two have in common.” Bebop and Rocksteady are both wearing either half of a donkey costume on their heads.

3. In “Leonardo the Renaissance Turtle”: LEX stops and arrests Leonardo and April for jaywalking and when the robot says if they have any last words. April comments, “I can think of a few, but they’re not appropriate for television.”