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Hannah
02-19-2006, 03:01 PM
Poor little kid.. those things are scary. XD

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/15069/Kid_Gets_Owned_By_His_Dad.html

KROW
02-19-2006, 03:10 PM
I saw that a few days ago. I'd like to think that the father DIDN'T know what was going to happen, that maybe he saw one of those little puzzle things and called his son over to play it. But that probably wasn't the case, due to the laughing I heard.

Quite frankly, I'd like to kick that guy's ass for what he did.

Sewer Bull
02-19-2006, 03:26 PM
I saw that a few days ago. I'd like to think that the father DIDN'T know what was going to happen, that maybe he saw one of those little puzzle things and called his son over to play it. But that probably wasn't the case, due to the laughing I heard.

Dude... That guy did that on purpose, I'm pretty sure... why else would he record the whole scene, with blowing up kid's shocked face, all in tears?

That's just disgusting.


Quite frankly, I'd like to kick that guy's ass for what he did.

Me too... :roll:

Quite a way to start a generation conflict in your own home.

KROW
02-19-2006, 03:41 PM
Dude... That guy did that on purpose, I'm pretty sure... why else would he record the whole scene, with blowing up kid's shocked face, all in tears?
Yeah, I know. I like to think the lesser of two evils in most cases, like thinking maybe it wasn't the kid's father, but his brother or uncle that did it. But regardless, the person holding the camera needs a cowboy boot righteously poked up his anus.

XERO
02-19-2006, 10:28 PM
Is it wrong to say that I laughed my ass off to this?:(

Voltron
02-20-2006, 10:51 AM
Is it wrong to say that I laughed my ass off to this?:(

No, I laughed my ass off too. I liked how the kid attacked the computer. Show's he has the will to survive, even if he has to sissy slap a zombie woman.

That Matt Guy
02-20-2006, 11:16 AM
Oh man, when I have kids everyday is going to be like this. I can't wait.

GK Punk
02-20-2006, 11:22 AM
At first, I thought it was lame.

Then he attacked the monitor.

That was bad ass.

That Matt Guy
02-20-2006, 02:38 PM
At least he didn't act like this kid...

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

iris
02-20-2006, 02:49 PM
Um... I don't know anything about that kid, but I'd have him checked for autism.

Anarky
02-20-2006, 03:00 PM
At least he didn't act like this kid...

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

Jeez, and all that for a round of Unreal Tournament (which actually starts about halfway into the video). And I hope that this kid has some mental condition... otherwise, if that was my kid, he'd have had his computer for the longest time.

XERO
02-20-2006, 03:56 PM
That... was creepy.

Exorcist creepy.

KROW
02-20-2006, 04:22 PM
At least he didn't act like this kid...

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
Good.... lord....

VaughnMichael
02-20-2006, 04:44 PM
Poor little kid.. those things are scary. XD

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/15069/Kid_Gets_Owned_By_His_Dad.html
holy crap what a jerk if that was my dad I'd punch him right in his mug!
some one sent me one of those things it was of a band playing then this stupid kid comes up screaming ultra loud....bastards!
Of and ç®À¥Þűֵå AWSOME they might be giants icon and sig!
I've never seen either pic before what are they from?
-Putrescent

Hannah
02-20-2006, 04:50 PM
I've never seen either pic before what are they from?
Google. xD

VaughnMichael
02-20-2006, 04:58 PM
At least he didn't act like this kid...

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
what in the living hell this kids like got hitler issues or something hahaha:lol:

Google. xD
damn google *shakes fist* heh there awsome first band I ever saw live!
and btw anymore cool crazy videos?

Leonardo_
02-20-2006, 09:50 PM
I think the 2nd one is something for the super nanny, who helps families with problematic kids. It's a run on the tv screen here in germany.

Jo Dawn
02-20-2006, 10:44 PM
Ok, that first one? Horribly cruuel. I wanted to cry for that poor child. I wanted to hug him. What an awful thing to do to a child.

The second one? That's a definite mental disorder; I know someone like him. Slight mental slowness and anger issues. You can see how he keeps rearranging the mouse and keyboard for a bit there... It NEEDS to be neat.

But it's definitely not autism. Yes, that kind of rearranging is a sign of autism, but that kid isn't autistic. I'd bet on it. He does, however, have serious anger issues.

Barkworm
02-21-2006, 02:02 AM
Someone needs to kick the sh*t out of the asshole dad of the kid in the first one. Seriously.
The second one with the German kid could be fake. Some of the stuff he says sounds just too "unreal" to me. :lol:

XERO
02-21-2006, 08:16 AM
Then how do you explain the battered and abused keyboard?

I don't think he has a spare one. He probably mutilated that one, too. :P

Barkworm
02-21-2006, 08:21 AM
It's just that the stuff he says sounds like bad acting at some points. For example he says something like "It's loading... I don't want it to load!!! If it loads I have to wait!" *senseless screaming* "Think positively. Soon it will start. AND THEN I WILL KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!!"
You know, this is almost TOO f*cked up. I could be wrong though.

XERO
02-21-2006, 08:24 AM
Was that translated? :-?

All I heard was German-sounding gibberish. :ohwell:

Barkworm
02-21-2006, 08:26 AM
:lol: I just translated that myself.

Spitfire
02-21-2006, 08:30 AM
I feel sorry for the kid soely because of the blackmail that footage insures in his future.

Anarky
02-21-2006, 08:36 AM
It's just that the stuff he says sounds like bad acting at some points. For example he says something like "It's loading... I don't want it to load!!! If it loads I have to wait!" *senseless screaming* "Think positively. Soon it will start. AND THEN I WILL KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!!"
You know, this is almost TOO f*cked up. I could be wrong though.

Depends, if you have anger issues, you can say the darndest things. I mean, you're not out to make sense when you're yelling at something or somebody. And depending on how mentally disturbed that kid is, it's not surprising that he babbles this trash.

As for the first video, couldn't any of you imagine that the father didn't expect his kid to freak out that much. He maybe saw it, got a little shock and thought that his son would have a good laugh with him... and then it backfired.

Spitfire
02-21-2006, 08:40 AM
I think he did it on purpose...I mean why else would he video tape it. Then again my Dad would do something messed up like that to me so I can't speak for him.

Anarky
02-21-2006, 09:07 AM
I think he did it on purpose...I mean why else would he video tape it. Then again my Dad would do something messed up like that to me so I can't speak for him.

If you'd think for half a second you'd figure out that he indeed knew that his son would be scared. But maybe he didn't expect him to freak out, which is a very unlikely reaction anyways. And there are videos of me around where I do the darndest things. There's this video of me where I am playing with a bucket of water and I'm really having fun with it. Everyone had to know what had to come when I picked the bucket up and wanted to flip it. Yet the camera didn't move at all. I was shown the video when I was 12 and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, but everyone knew what was going to happen.

Kid A
02-21-2006, 09:21 AM
Poor little kid.. those things are scary. XD

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/15069/Kid_Gets_Owned_By_His_Dad.html
I played this game as well. And I can feel the kids pain. And I'd love to beat the crap out of that dad. And that prick who sent me the link.
At least he didn't act like this kid...

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
Once upon a time, somwhere in Erfurt .. Well. Oh my god. I hope that is a fake.

Barkworm
02-21-2006, 09:29 AM
As for the first video, couldn't any of you imagine that the father didn't expect his kid to freak out that much. He maybe saw it, got a little shock and thought that his son would have a good laugh with him... and then it backfired.
That doesn't change the fact that the son of a bitch laughed when the little guy started to cry. Not to mention the fact that he put the file on the internet. What a worthless piece of sh*t...

JameO
02-22-2006, 09:47 AM
That doesn't change the fact that the son of a bitch laughed when the little guy started to cry. Not to mention the fact that he put the file on the internet. What a worthless piece of sh*t...

Amen, brother! Amen!

Peanut
02-22-2006, 03:57 PM
JameO and I saw that first one about a week ago. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. What a f*cking little pansy. If I have such a pussy kid I'm going to scare the **** out of him too.

Storm Wolf
02-25-2006, 11:13 AM
At least he didn't act like this kid...

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

*blinks* And I thought I was terrible when my cousins would curse the game consoles and throw the controllers. :|

*shakes head* I think someone forgot their medication this morning.