I called my dwarf hamster master splinter...

[discordiatookie]

and i put a small michelangelo figure in his cage (i got free with a dvd) and instead of teaching him ninjitsu, master splinter chewed his face off!! some sensei huh?!

[Sewer Bull]

and instead of teaching him ninjitsu, master splinter chewed his face off!!

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Wow. If I ever continue to write my crappy fanfic, that scene would make a perfect ending. Splinter jumping at Michelangelo and chewing his face off... What an awesome vision!

And if I had a dwarf hamster, I'd name him after one of the Dromers for sure. Can't decide after which one, 'tho.

[Ecto Jedi]

I was once in a pet store and happened to see a dog that looked exactly like the first TMNT movie's Splinter. No kidding. :o