A "True Animated Classic" Returns On Adult Swim

[ZariusTwo]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qsioTKqXfi0&search=chuck%20Norris%20Karate%20Commandos


Graveyard slot apparently.:D

Chuck Norris does not allow himself to be animated, he jumps into the cels himself

[ZariusTwo]

Ninjas give their opinion on Chuck Norris

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3841/751/1600/ChuckNorris-OneBullet.jpg

[Dr. Doom]

I....just......


-=Says nothing, and walks off, stupified=-

[Raph's Girl]

:lol: Oh lord...the things they made in the 80's...

[Jester]

Is it a more adult oriented cartoon, or pure nestalgia?

[ZariusTwo]

There airing it in its' original format.

Because its' CHUCK FREAKING NORRIS

[damnhooligan]

Oh, for the love of Vin Diesel! While I admire the absurdity, this is only going to cause more "hurrrrr chuck norris lol" jokes to spew forth from the frothing masses of today's youth.

Internet, I love you and I hate you. You are a cruel mistress.

[Turtledude2k3]

Oh lord. I just watch the intro to that cartoon. Geeze enough with CHuck Norris!

The cartoon was terrible.

[Ra]

... *goes off to google search Chuck Norris*

Four Minutes Later

.... *comes back in* :blanksta: WTF?!

[GK Punk]

nestalgia?

Wha..?

Chuck Norris is legitamently awesome for one reason; He was trained by Bruce Lee.

[Spitfire]

God I'm so tired of this Chuck Norris crap...it's just gotten so stupid. Next thing you know Hot Topic will have Chuck Norris T-shirt.

[GK Punk]

yeah, it really has gotten old. It was funny a year or two ago when Conan Obrien was making the jokes.

But I really do like Chuck Norris :(

[ZariusTwo]

God I'm so tired of this Chuck Norris crap...it's just gotten so stupid. Next thing you know Hot Topic will have Chuck Norris T-shirt.


Oh lighten up for once, its' like every funny thing has to be moaned about once it goes "too far"...:roll:

Chuck Norris>Myspace whiners.

[GK Punk]

True that, Zarius.

I only use Myspace to keep up with the former members of Mercy Drive.

[Turtledude2k3]

Oh lighten up for once, its' like every funny thing has to be moaned about once it goes "too far"...:roll:

Chuck Norris>Myspace whiners.

No it's borign now. I'm sure Bruce lee trained Chuck Norris but the jokes are old..

Let teh jokes go by.

[Spitfire]

Go to my school, you hear 9000 Chuck Norris jokes a day. Enough to make someone want go to Columbine.

[R-iZZy]

Oh, you people are just mad because you didn't cause Hurricane Katrina from a swift roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris>you!

[Turtledude2k3]

Oh, you people are just mad because you didn't cause Hurricane Katrina from a swift roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris>you!

damn I did't see that coming..:lol:

[cowabunga14]

I watched it a couple times and I liked it. I found it weird how the Boomerang logo is at the bottom of the screen when it airs on Adult Swim. This really confuses me and makes me think I can watch it on Bommerang since I get that channel. Anyways, I find it kinda funny how this has little to do with Adult Swim. I don't even know what time it airs on there.

[Duke]

yeah, it really has gotten old. It was funny a year or two ago when Conan Obrien was making the jokes.

But I really do like Chuck Norris :(That is exactly how i feel. I loved Conan O'brien's random Walker Texas Ranger clips. But I also really do like Chuck Norris.

[ZariusTwo]

No it's borign now. I'm sure Bruce lee trained Chuck Norris but the jokes are old..

Let teh jokes go by.

And like I said, b*tch on Myspace if you're fed up with it, nobody cares.

[Peanut]

It's true. The Chuck Norris stuff has to stop. When Conan had the Walker Texas Ranger switch, it was funny. Even that forward that EVERYONE got was pretty funny, but now it's old. It's played out. Let it die.

I, like Duke and GK, also like Chuck Norris 4 realz, but I can't stand it anymore. I watched Walker Texas Ranger with my mom and sister for the entire run and I thought he was awesome, but enough is enough.

[Dr. Doom]

Conan really is responsable for this whole Chuck Norris thing.

[Turtledude2k3]

we should teach mr. Conan a nice lesson!

End this!!:lol:

[ZariusTwo]

Lets' not, suffice to say I still find it funny, and others do, so the general bandwagon moaners dont' have to like it or watch this show, this is for people who find the concept funny enough to watch once or twice

http://www.axioentertainment.com/articles/p2_articleid/56

[Brodie]

God I'm so tired of this Chuck Norris crap...it's just gotten so stupid. Next thing you know Hot Topic will have Chuck Norris T-shirt.

And you'll be the first to know, being the drome's front man of the Hot Topic scene.

I'm with Zarius on this one, if it's funny, let it ride, so what if its over popular? If it's funny, its funny. Don't nay say it to go against the grain, this isn't the Breakfast Club, and you're sure as hell not John Bender. (And before someone says "what about Bender?" I don't mean the robot.) Some of the Norris stuff isn't funny, but some of it is. So, if you wanna piss and moan, go somewhere else.

[The Stryker]

^^ I love you...

[ZariusTwo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBCtY5e-hds&search=Chuck%20Norris%20Karate%20Kommandos

RERELEASE. NOW.

[Turtledude2k3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBCtY5e-hds&search=Chuck%20Norris%20Karate%20Kommandos

RERELEASE. NOW.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!:x This is insane!! I just watched it and I was laughing..

Speaking abotu chuck norris, I got the may issue of nintendo power today and I happen to read the letter section and there was a couple articles abotu Chuck Norris..

Here's one letter. I'll quote it from the issue.. It'll give u a chuckle..

-The World Warrior-

"Little Known fact: Chuck Norris was originally in the video game Street Fighter II, but was removed by beta testers when every button made him do a round-house kick. When asked about this glitch, Norris replied "It's not a glitch"."

Then they had a picutre with a caption on top saying
"He was also in the original Mega Man (nes) until the programmers discovered he made the game unbeatable."

If you remember megaman 1 for the nes, instead of the bosses pictures, all 6 bosses were chuck norris.. That's how great he is..

Then there was this other article about castlevania: dawn of sorrow. He was talking about how is it possible to kill death and how things still die, etc. the replied from the magazine said "Soma Cruz is just that badass. Rumor has it he was trained with Chuck Norris."

:lol: there is a couple more articles I will post..

-The Answer is always the same-

"I have a bunch of random questions I was hoping you would be able to answer:

1:Who would win in a fight between Yoda, Gollum, and Captain Kirk?
2:How come Link doesn't talk?
3)What is the meaning of life"

The replied: 1)Captain kirk. Never bet against the Shatner. Unless he's fighting Chuck Norris.
2)He received a roundhouse kick to the throat from an unidentified beared man back in the 80's.
3)The meaning of life is Chuck Norris.

The last article is about a guy asking the magazine for some new pictures of Zelda Twilight princess.. then they had a picutre of Chuck Norris holding a guy.

The caption on the bottom saying "No, but we can show you a sweet picture of Chuck Norris about to break a man in half with his bare hands.

So you guys, see this Chuck Norris joke isn't going to run away anytime soon.

It's too bad, just as I was getting sick of the joke, Nintendo power had to bring some jokes in!!

[R-iZZy]

LMAAAAAOOOO @ the link to the new video and the article excerpts.

You guys can hate this Chuck Norris bandwagon all you want, it won't die down just because you guys want it to. It'll die down when others get sick of it. And seriously, this joke had just the right power to even bring the actual Chuck Norris on interviews and talk shows. If there was a joke that could raise my dead career from the grave, I'd want that joke to go on as long as possible.

Whoever created this list is a damn genius, and Chuck Norris owes his rebirthed career to him.

And did anybody know that Marvel Comics actually had a Chuck Norris mini-series? NO LIE! I have the 4-issue series on my hard drive!

[Peanut]

Why does everyone assume just because someone doesn't agree with something, they're jumping on a bandwagon? I just don't find it funny. It's not because everyone else finds it funny. I'm not in Spitfire's crew, trying to be different just for the sake of being different. I seriously don't find it funny anymore.

The jokes were funny, the Conan stuff was funny, but then it went too far. You can't go anywhere now without some kind of stupid Chuck Norris reference. I'm a firm believer of "Less is More!" and there's just way too much more in this case.

[R-iZZy]

Peanut, you know I wouldn't accuse you of jumping on a bandwagon. I was actually talking about the bandwagon where people are, all of a sudden, loving Chuck Norris (or the jokes of him). I hear your opinion and see it as an individual opinion.

I just happen to love it. I do feel it is being a bit excessive, but hell... Chuck might as well ride this carriage 'til the wheels fall off. And I guess I don't mind being a passenger in that carriage. After all, I did find it funny when this thing first started popping up in November.

[Jester]

Go watch Terror Train...you'll laugh till it hurts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3D4piAV1Kk&search=Chuck%20Norris%20Karate%20Kommandos
Laser Robots and Albino Super Villian Tanaka, hilarious.

[Turtledude2k3]

Even I am tired of the jokes.. i mean sure it was funny for a time but then it got old.. It's a fad.. If people keep liking it, the jokes will contuine..

We need to get people attention's away from chuck norris and onto soemthing better.

[ZariusTwo]

"Don't Worry, I'm Chuck Norris"

[Sewer Bull]

Ha! I remember that cartoon. It was the first time I've ever heard of Chuck Norris...

... and I think Super Ninja looks a lot like Shredder's Foot Clan ninjas.

[Turtledude2k3]

Ha! I remember that cartoon. It was the first time I've ever heard of Chuck Norris...

... and I think Super Ninja looks a lot like Shredder's Foot Clan ninjas.

it doesn't matter. any ninja would be beaten by Chuck Norris.. He's unstoppable.

Even the most powerful superhero couldn't beat the chuck norris.. Even the superfriends couldn't.

The only one who could match him is who?

[cowabunga14]

Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in Return of the Dragon. I'd say that was the only time an opponent has overcome him. If Bruce Lee was still around today, then he'd probably fight Norris as much as possible to make him look like a wussy and make everyone hate him.

[ZariusTwo]

Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in Return of the Dragon. I'd say that was the only time an opponent has overcome him.

Chuck Norris laid down for Bruce, he felt he needed time to perfect his craft and was also aware Bruce had enemies, so he allowed Bruce to become a star and die in mysterious ways, giving Norris enough time to find his assasins and kill them before he was next in line.