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Katie
03-26-2006, 01:47 PM
Marines Try to Recruit 78-Year-Old Woman
By Associated Press
Sat Mar 25, 3:28 AM

SAUGUS, Calif. - Sonia Goldstein was flattered by the nice recruiting letter asking her to consider becoming one of "the few, the proud." But at age 78, she believes she's just a little old to enlist in the U.S. Marine Corps.

"I couldn't believe it," Goldstein told KCAL-TV on Friday. "My girls were sitting here ... we were in hysterics, we laughed so hard."

The letter told her the corps could use her unique language skills, but also warned that life as a Marine would test her physical and mental abilities "beyond anything you've ever known."

"There I am with my walker. I can't maneuver from here to there without it," said Goldstein, who added that her only language is English.

"I'll do whatever I could for this wonderful country we live in," she said. "But you know, this is kind of stretching it a bit."

The Marines ordinarily recruit people 18 to 27, said Maj. Joseph Kloppel, a corps spokesman. He said the letter must have been sent by mistake.

"Seventy-eight is obviously too old," Kloppel added.

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All I can say is...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

iris
03-26-2006, 02:06 PM
Desperate times...

KROW
03-26-2006, 02:08 PM
Might not be a bad idea. After all, the best strategic element in battle is the element of surprise.

XERO
03-26-2006, 02:33 PM
Uncle Sam wants Aunt Sam.:P

Turtledude2k3
03-26-2006, 04:16 PM
Be careful a women with a walker can be a dangerous weapon!:lol:

Ra
04-07-2006, 05:16 AM
Might not be a bad idea. After all, the best strategic element in battle is the element of surprise.
The problem is what to surpise them with though - the fact that they have Grandmas going to battle, or the fact that there is no hope left for the Military?

iris
04-07-2006, 02:23 PM
The problem is what to surpise them with though - the fact that they have Grandmas going to battle, or the fact that there is no hope left for the Military?
I don't really equate a mailing list error with complete military collapse, personally. It is pretty funny though.