100 unsexiest Men in the world

[Raph's Girl]

The staff of the website phoenix.com compiled a list of who they believe to be the unsexiest men in the world. Many of the names on that list I totally agree with. Especially the 100th name on the list, Brad Pitt. :lol:

http://thephoenix.com/article_ektid7852.html

And here's the list:

1. Gilbert Gottfried
2. Randy Johnson
3. Roger Ebert
4. Dr. Phil
5. Alan Colmes
6. Chad Kroeger
7. Mike Mills
8. Osama Bin Laden
9. Jay Leno
10. Don Imus
11. Michael Jackson
12. Wallace Shawn
13. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys
14. Richard Simmons
15. Jon Lovitz
16. Carrot Top
17. Jerry Seinfeld
18. Malcolm Gladwell
19. Chevy Chase
20. Raffi
21. Ron Howard
22. Clint Howard
23. Bill Gates
24. Paul Shaffer
25. Axl Rose: I mean . . . did you see the 2003 VMAs?
26. Tim Burton
27. Edward James Olmos
28. Gerard Way (from My Chemical Romance)
29. Don Zimmer
30. Tony Kornheiser
31. Chris Kattan
32. Otis Nixon
33. Julian Tavarez
34. Christopher Lloyd
35. Willie McGee
36. Pat Cummings
37. Scottie Pippen
38. Larry David
39. Michael Moore
40. Al Franken
41. Paris Latsis
42. Rush Limbaugh
43. David Gest
44. Garey Busey
45. Nick Nolte
46. Leif Garrett
47. Andy Dick
48. Scott Stapp
49. Lyle Lovett
50. Ric Ocasek
51. Bill Wyman
52. Danny DeVito
53. Peter Jackson
54. Drew Carey
55. Newt Gingrich
56. Rob Schneider
57. Ed O'Neil
58. Bill O'Reilly
59. Clay Aiken
60. Joe Lieberman
61. Jim Gaffigan
62. Bill Maher
63. John Popper
64. Dennis Miller
65. John Madden
66. Robert Englund
67. Robert Patrick
68. John Ashcroft
69. Joe Gannascolli
70. Kevin James
71. George Steinbrenner
72. Grady Little
73. Harvey Pekar
74. DJ Qualls
75. Joey Buttafuoco
76. Garry Shandling
77. Meat Loaf Aday
78. Joe Walsh
79. Tom from Myspace
80. Art Garfunkel
81. Brian Posehn
82. Howie Mandel
83. Barry Bonds
84. Dick Vitale
85. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg
86. Jeff Van Gundy
87. Jimmy Johnson
88. John Clayton
89. Don Vito
90. Lemmy Kilmister
91. Hideki Matsui
91. Jose Canseco
92. Bill Parcells
93. Ric Flair
94. Ralph Nader
95. Dennis Kucinich
96. Horatio Sanz
97. Dom DeLuise
98. Emeril Lagasse
99. Kevin Federline
100. Brad Pitt

[damnhooligan]

15. Jon Lovitz
Oh, reeeeeally?
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7328/jon22po2zy.jpg

[GK Punk]

Bwahaha Ric Flair.

[The Stryker]

I don't know about you guys but that Osama is a STUD MUFFIN

[XERO]

Don Vito is sexy. The way he talks is a turn on for anybody.

[Katie]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I wonder what the people that came up with this list look like...*shrugs* considering someone beautiful or not is pretty subjective...I mean, there are some (I think) nice looking guys on the list.

now.....what we need is a "Sexiest Guys at the Technodrome" List :evilgrin:

and...Sexiest Girls?

[Ryona]

I don't %100 agree with that list. There's quite a number in there that shouldn't belong. Further more, I can think of plenty others that would fit in that list nicely.
I find it rather interesting that it included Osama, but no Bush or Saddam.

Now, as for a list of sexiest guys and list of sexiest girls from the Technodrome, I vote Kittie february6 at the top of both lists.

[Hannah]

Gerard Way = SEX MACHINE


>_>



AND TIM BURTON IS HOT IN A WEIRD OLD GUY WAY. =(

[Sewer Bull]

31. Chris Kattan


That's just unjust.:ohwell:

[iris]

Up next from the brilliant minds at pheonix.com: the 100 Most Useless Lists In the World! Don't miss it!

[Dr. Doom]

Doom = teh sex0rz

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/TobiasFenrir/VFX-BooksofDoom3-015.jpg

[XERO]

Richards is sexier than you.

:o :o

[Duke]

Sorry Doom but Ben has a point, Richards has Susan.

[Dr. Doom]

BLASPHEMY! YOU BOTH SHALL PAY FOR UTTERING SUCH HORRENDOUS, WRETCHED LIES BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY DOOM!! THERE IS NONE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN DOOM'S BELOVED VALERIA!!!! -=Blasts them both, frying them beyond recognition, and then has them dipped in beer-batter and served at Long John Silvers as fish meals=-

[iris]

Oh, reeeeeally?
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7328/jon22po2zy.jpg
Haha... Did you photoshop that yourself?

I *heart* Jon Lovitz.

[damnhooligan]

Haha... Did you photoshop that yourself?

I *heart* Jon Lovitz.
Alas, no. Some chap on SA did it, but I had to save it. I too *heart* Jon Lovitz.

"Oh, mother. Mother, I don't feel so good. Mother, please. MMMOOOOTTHHERRRR!. ACTING! Thank you!"

[Sewer Bull]

Sorry Doom but Ben has a point, Richards has Susan.

Moreover, Richards has very stretchable body parts.

[Jo Dawn]

I disagree with that list. I like alot of the guys on there. It makes me sad.

...Except Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt deserves to be on there. Ugh.

Alot of the guys on there are cute. Rob Schneider? Really? I could go on and on...

...And Doom... um... likes the ladies on top, eh? ;) I dunno. While SB makes an excellent point with Richards and all... Doom DOES have that metallic suit, ya know... Who knows what gadgets lie within.






(And I find Susan as no prize. She annoys the heck outta me.)

[Dr. Doom]

-=vibrates wildly and offers her a fish meal=-

[Artemesia]

I can't believe Meat Loaf is on this list!:evil: OK, I'll admit, he was better looking with long hair and I don't get the "Sopranos" look he's been going with lately. Bush should go on this list. But, saying Bush is unsexy would probably get you labled as a terrorist.

[Mars-Chan]

Artemesia wrote:
Bush should go on this list. But, saying Bush is unsexy would probably get you labled as a terrorist.
ZING!!! :lol: :P

[Jo269976]

Don Vito is sexy. The way he talks is a turn on for anybody.

I know i get all shakey when he says

"hwabababa bam dundretekn CKY studdfdfdffdur sturpid kedimknsfk!" :lol:

[Spitfire]

Sad thing is even if they are ugly they will still get more then any normal person.

[Ra]

It's funny. Some of those guys on there have brillent minds, yet they are labeled as unsexy?

*sighs* When are people going to learn that beauty is MORE than skin deep?

Other than Richards. Why isn't he on there?!