Brodie
05-31-2006, 01:05 AM
I read about this tonight, and saw the trailer. Uwe Boll, the cinematic genius behind the masterpieces such as Alone In The Dark, Blood Rayne, House of the Dead, and a soon to be slew of other video game trainwrecks, is handling Dungeon Seige. You can see the trailer on You tube, if you search for it. Its quite hilarious, especially seeing the worst shots from Lord of the Rings in an even worse movie.
The one thing this film has, is a cast. Keep in mind I didn't say a good cast...
Claire Forlani
Bert Reynolds
Ray Liotta
The Dude from Transporter
John Reys-Davvies (Sans the gnome makeup)
and Matthew Lillard (I dig him)
Thats just naming a few.
Check the trailer, and report back. I wonder why people keep giving him money to make movies. If people gave me the amount of cash they give him to do a ****** movie, I could take it and do a good Resident Evil flick. (And before any little whineass says "But Brodie, Boll didn't do RE." I'm gonna say, "Shut up, *******, I know he didn't But Paul Anderson is just as much a cockup as Boll is. and I could do a great RE flick compaired to the movies these idiots make." )
The one thing this film has, is a cast. Keep in mind I didn't say a good cast...
Claire Forlani
Bert Reynolds
Ray Liotta
The Dude from Transporter
John Reys-Davvies (Sans the gnome makeup)
and Matthew Lillard (I dig him)
Thats just naming a few.
Check the trailer, and report back. I wonder why people keep giving him money to make movies. If people gave me the amount of cash they give him to do a ****** movie, I could take it and do a good Resident Evil flick. (And before any little whineass says "But Brodie, Boll didn't do RE." I'm gonna say, "Shut up, *******, I know he didn't But Paul Anderson is just as much a cockup as Boll is. and I could do a great RE flick compaired to the movies these idiots make." )