View Full Version : PS3 steak in the heart. Wii/Xbox 360 win.
ThirdMarioBro
06-05-2006, 04:01 AM
http://www.theinquirer.org/?article=32171
I have never read so many bottlenecks in all my life. The write rate is worthless, and the cell is utterly broken on countless levels. The RSX is HALF of the 360's, and the bandwidth....read that one for yourself. The Xbox 360 runs circles around this fu*ker.
Wii360 for the win. Sony just blead their last quart.
Kid Icarus
06-05-2006, 07:47 AM
....
*holds back laughter*
And the cycle is nearing completion... first gen, machine builds up slowly to supremacy, takes the market, second gen successor stays on top of the market, and the third machine bombs so horribly that for years people talk about what could have gone right, and wonder where the people behind the console are.
See ya later, Sony.
Dr. Doom
06-05-2006, 09:49 AM
That was all a bunch of techno babble, but if Sony's taking it in the rump, I'm happy.
Mecha Cow
06-05-2006, 12:31 PM
Hmmm...Steak...
:P
Peanut
06-05-2006, 01:53 PM
:lol: Awesome! I love it when Sony gets ass reamed.
That was all a bunch of techno babble, but if Sony's taking it in the rump, I'm happy.
I'm with you there...but my take away from it is that unless things change, and QUICKLY, things aren't looking too good for the good ole boys of Sony... unbelievable ( and disappointing)
ThirdMarioBro
06-05-2006, 09:06 PM
http://www.gameklip.com/v/719/
pwnd.
Toonami Tom
06-05-2006, 09:14 PM
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! It went something like this:
"We have new features"
"Weapon change and then attack the weak spot"
*Rhino's ears twitch*
LOL!
Peanut
06-06-2006, 10:29 AM
Sooooo funny. Sony has gone so far down hill that it's truly amazing.
"I hurd dat da grafix on dat wuz craaazay!" *Ear twitch*
I also love that Genji piece of sh*t. WOW! REAL-TIME WEAPON SWITCHING? YOU MUST BE KIDDING!?!?!?!
ThirdMarioBro
06-06-2006, 10:58 AM
I loved that dumbass at the end.
"Like, uh dude, I'm gonna' beat you, cuz...uhhhh, I dunno."
Yeah, hardcore gamer right there. f3ar teh pw0nage. :lol:
Peanut
06-06-2006, 11:03 AM
Yeah, that guys is just one of those typical, high-school tools who you want to pull some Little Mac sh*t on.
I haven't laughed like that in a long time. When he talked about the Cell processor doing so many things at the same time, and then it cut to the scene in that f*cking stupid Safari game, I nearly died. Screw PS3.
Peanut
06-06-2006, 01:26 PM
www.Wii60.com has some really hilarious stuff.
This is probably one of my favourites.
http://www.wii60.com/uploads/132.gif
http://Serv1.imagehigh.com/imgs/ih000001/24721_wiichief.gif
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/c/1/bc1e689fd23fd6ef4dd92f1ca4c8366a.gif
Toonami Tom
06-06-2006, 02:24 PM
I might do this:
If my plan works I will actually be making money off the PS3. I'm going to buy 1, put it on ebay, and then use the money I get for it to buy games and hardware for Wii and XBox 360. Good plan? Or no?
Peanut
06-06-2006, 02:32 PM
The problem is you're going to have to rely on some strong demand for the PS3. I really don't think you'll be making back enough for it to truly be worth it. You're better off just keeping the $600 and just straight dropping it on Wii and 360 stuff.
Toonami Tom
06-06-2006, 02:35 PM
Hmm.... That might be a better idea. It will just depend on what the demand for PS3 turns out to be.
Peanut
06-06-2006, 02:39 PM
You'll need to make a guess at it though. If you try and nab one when demand is high...well then there's really no point. You'll need to pre-order to be able to get one, and then you won't know if you made the right choice or not until after you already spent your money on the console.
With the increasing amount of Sony hate, which is now up to a shocking level that seems to have spread everywhere, I'm becoming more and more confident that Sony isn't going to have these things flying off the shelves like they hope.
Toonami Tom
06-06-2006, 02:42 PM
Where did the hate come from anyways? I thought everyone hated the "purple lunchbox" GameCube? I'm glad Nintendo is no longer hated though. It's about time Sony got "pwned.":D
"Purple lunchbox" is not my words, I saw that somewhere in a letter a person wrote. I think to GamePro Magazine.
Peanut
06-06-2006, 02:58 PM
It came from pre-E3 and the subsiquent crap that has followed. Well deserved hate, much unlike the "Lamecube", which is hated on for no good reason at all. It's about time the Sony fanboys had to do damage control. I'm sure the Nintendo fanboys were tired of the years of defending they had to do with the 64 and Gamecube.
Unfortunately, for Sony fanboys, they have no possible come back to defend the PS3. The insults are a lot more just than the "LOLZ. Lamecube is purple! It's for ******S!!!" and "LOLZ! Xbox is so big! OMFG GAY!!!!!"
I might do this:
If my plan works I will actually be making money off the PS3. I'm going to buy 1, put it on ebay, and then use the money I get for it to buy games and hardware for Wii and XBox 360. Good plan? Or no?
I dunno..i think you'll probably turn a fair amount of change...reasonable or not, that PS3 is gonna sell like hotcakes, at least initally. I doubt it'll keep up, but if you can get one from the begining and sell it during Christmas I'm sure it'll work out for you...
ThirdMarioBro
06-06-2006, 09:11 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Christmas will be a sellout because there are a lot more *******s and socialites who will get it just to be coo' wit' their crew or some sh*t. That, and Sony will underproduce it to create false demand for those on the edge to perhaps convince them to splurge. You'd probobly make a killing during Christmas from all those dumbasses who will buy it because its a new tech toy or some sh*t. Everything sells out during Christmas, sh*tty or not. People just buy buy buy. By Janurary though, the thing will fall through the floor in terms of demand and nobody will make a cent.
Kid Icarus
06-07-2006, 12:52 AM
My thought's on PS3 sales...
The system its self is going to sell, for a short time. It won't in middle America though, that's for damned sure (hell, i have a hard enough time getting parents to spend the $25 it takes to get their kids entered in to a Pokemon prerelease...).
But while the system's selling, the games will not. We're going to see a PSP type situation where the hardware's going but games arn't making a dent in the sales charts. Do YOU want to drop $70 for a game, on top of a $600 console? Anyone that can answer yes, and keep a straight face, is insane.
360 is going to be the better hardware, and Wii is going to deliver the future of gaming.
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