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Katie
06-05-2006, 11:26 AM
6-6-6 Party In Hell
June 5, 2006 10:15 a.m. EST


Richard Rittierodt - All Headline News Contributor
Hell, Michigan (AHN) - With Tuesday being June 6, 2006, one town in Michigan is ready to heat it all up with a celebration.

Even the town's mayor, John Colone, is all fired up for the event.

Colone says, "I've got `666' T-shirts and mugs. I'm only ordering 666 (of the items) so once they're gone, that's it. Everyone who comes will get a letter of authenticity saying you've celebrated June 6, 2006, in Hell."

There will be live entertainment and a costume contest planned for the festivities. The children's play area shall have the Gates of Hell installed for the event.

While talking about the gates, Colone said, "They're 8 feet tall and 5 foot wide and each gate looks like flames, and when they're closed, it's a devil's head."

However, not all of the residents in Hell, are enthused by the festivities.

72-year-old resident Jason Leteff says, "Now, here I am living in Hell, taking my kids to church and trying to teach them the right things and the town where we live is having a 6-6-6 party."

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I also heard they were selling 1ft by 1ft square plots of Hell for $6.66. you get a little plaque showing you own a piece of Hell. :P Maybe I should reserve my space now and save time later.

Space Lieutenant Josh
06-05-2006, 12:14 PM
Yeah, knowing Hell it probably takes an eternity just to rent a space... and I'll bet the prices are through the roof. Might as well get your hands on it while it's still hot.

KROW
06-05-2006, 04:20 PM
If Tenacious D shows up, I'm there.

Sewer Bull
06-05-2006, 04:43 PM
OMG. The Beast itself is going to descend tomorrow! :dead:

GK Punk
06-05-2006, 06:43 PM
What's that? I can't hear you I'm too busy listening to Iron Maiden and punching emo kids in the face.

Dr. Doom
06-05-2006, 06:47 PM
I'm impressed with how well you can type while punching yourself in the face.

EDIT: Ok, ok........he's not a kid. =P

GK Punk
06-05-2006, 06:53 PM
I'm not in to emo either

Hannah
06-05-2006, 06:59 PM
Uh, actually, wouldn't this day have happened 2000 years ago on 6-6-6, instead of 6-6-06?

GK Punk
06-05-2006, 07:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/brent_kaping/Emo-Day.jpg
Just realized people may not have got my joke.

Space Lieutenant Josh
06-05-2006, 07:27 PM
Uh, actually, wouldn't this day have happened 2000 years ago on 6-6-6, instead of 6-6-06?

I think Satan would take any chance he could to rise from Hell and take over the world. I really doubt he'd pay any attention to technicalities.

cowabunga14
06-05-2006, 10:18 PM
I know somebody at my school who has a birthday on this day. Somebody said it was gonna be a crazy day for 'em, but no one knows how it'll really work out. I'd say that person's lucky to have their birthday on 6-6-06 cuz that day only happens once a century.

ThirdMarioBro
06-05-2006, 10:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/brent_kaping/Emo-Day.jpg
Just realized people may not have got my joke.

I want to play too. :evilgrin:

Toonami Tom
06-05-2006, 10:28 PM
F*ck the freaks (I'm not talking about you guys). This is a bunch of weird bullsh*t.

Just wanted to post what I think about this sh*t. I won't be posting in this topic again.