2000 posts.. "THERE IS DOOM ENOUGH FOR ALL!"

[Dr. Doom]

-=The earth rumbles and shakes, quakes ravaging the land as it opens up from the depths of hell itself all the way to the surface of the trembling earth, spewing hellfire and emitting the sound of a billion tormented souls. From this fire and aura of sheer torment comes a beacon of heavenly light, rising swiftly and eventually breaking through the crack in the earth, bathing the land in it's glory. The source of this light is Mjolnir, the hammer of the Odinson, Thor. And the one weilding this godly power is none other than DOOM=-

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-=At this point it becomes apparent that it os a plastic toy with a flouresscent lightbulb in it. So he couldn't actually weild Mjolnir, so what? That doesn't change the fact that he is DOOM! A little theatrics never killed anybody. He tosses the object aside and turns his icy gaze to that of the Technodrome population, gathered at this point to view the cause of the anomoly, and thusly in awe of Doom in all his glory. Doom Slowly folds his arms over his chest and addresses them=-

So...it has come to this. Another milestone, another testament to the greatness of Victor Von Doom. Let us not forget that we passed this mark before many years ago, before this land was plagued and we were forced to seek refuge in the General Discussion forums. This number is one of several other large numbers.... but Doom's power cannot be limited to such a value. Doom is infinite! As long as the last pathetic microbe exists in this universe, Doom shall remain to reign supreme over all that he sees!

Being that this is such a momentous occasion, Doom sees it fit to express gratitude. To whom, you may ask? Why to himself, of course! Without Doom, none of this would be possible!

-=A young man in the crowd starts laughing uproariously. Doom quickly engulfs him in a demonic red energy that surges through his body until his heart explodes and he falls limp to the ground. Several janitorial robots rush it to despose of him=-

Doom would also like to thank his loyal followers. Those who stand by his side and acknowledge his greatness readily. You all know who you are. Simply because you have not yet been OBLITERATED.

-=Scattered applause=-

Doom grows weary of these pleasantries. He has much work to do yet. There are those who defy Doom who have thus far gone unpunished. And it is of the utmost importance that they know a whole new dimension of pain and suffering before Doom puts them out of his and their mutual misery for good!

-=A humble man speaks nervously to Doom=-

Humble man: Like Richards, my Lord?

...Richards?



RICHARDS!!!



RICHAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!
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[Anarky]

Congratulations, my friend with the green accent! Have fun trying to abduct Jessica Alba and make her repeat the stunt on the bridge...

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[Dr. Doom]

-=Drools all over himself=- Hablisfkjhsalksnldkj.....

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[Jester]

Indeed, Doom, indeed. Congradulations buddy.

[Mars-Chan]

Doom! CONGRATS!


Now, enjoy these Richard plushies to tear to pieces!


*FLEES*

[Sewer Bull]

Congratz Doom. Lemme sing you a song, based on George Harrison's "My Sweet Lord".

*takes the guitar, clears his throat and starts to sing*

My Green Lord
Hm, my Lord
Hm, my Lord

*shakes his head to the rhytm*

I really want to see you
Really want to bow before you
Really want to serve you Lord
But it takes so long, my Lord

*shakes his head and smirks*

My Green Lord
Hm, my Lord
Hm, my Lord

*sings more dramatically*

I really want to join you
Really want to follow you
Really want to show you lord
Richards' head on plate, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

*sheds a tear of his inifinite faithfulness while singing*

My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
Hm, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

*pours all his miserable soul into this anthem*

I really want to praise you
Really want to praise you
Really want to praise you, Lord
Really want to praise you, Lord
But it takes so long, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
Hm, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
My, my, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

*hits the poor guitar strings with a true passion*

I really want to join you (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
Really want to follow you (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
Really want to show you lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
Richards' head on plate, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

Hmm (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
My, my, lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

*ceases and stares at Doom hopelessly with his innocent bovine eyes*

Did you like it, Master?

[Hannah]

I totally didn't read any of that.



Congrats, you asshole. :]

[Dr. Doom]

-=wipes a tear from his eye as he gives Hannah a wedgie and hangs her on a coat hook=- That was beautiful, Robert. Doom is touched. T_T

[Jester]

Lord Doom, I have served you fathfully these many months. Bestow upon me the power of thy might.

[Peanut]

And now this sh*t really has gone on too long.

[Dr. Doom]

http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg

[Jester]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/yarly-43584.jpg

[Hannah]

Hey, I almost have 2000 posts too.






I will conquer.

[GK Punk]

Keep up the spamming!

[Sliced]

Oh, ok. All mighty Dr. NOTHING ! Look, I'm now at 90 posts ! And I'm not all over the place gettin all big cuz of that ! :lol:

And anyway... Magneto would trash your butt in less than 5 seconds... :roll: So much for all your mighty talk... ;)


Congrats for your 2000th post man. Here, have the mango of power and glory : :mango:

Now get over it !

[Dr. Doom]

Not only is Magneto currently powerless as a result of his whackjob daughter, any mutant that steps foot near Doom with ill intent won't have a single power to speak of. Unless you count "the superhuman ability to be obliterated by Doom" as a mutant power. Now you would be well advised to bow before Doom as your master before his patience wears thin.

And Doom could make ninty posts with both hands tied behind his back. He has several other versatile body parts to use. =3

[Sliced]

I only bow before my real master, my girlfriend...

And YOU would be well aware to be careful when you dare speak to me this way.

As I wield the all mighty supramegaallmightyhyperultimate katanas of the all so mighty master Koshihumayayou'llgetsliced Kofashowy. These katanas were magically forged at a hidden monastery in the high mountains of Tibet ! They are a secret high-strength adamantium and titanium alloy who can slice through anything.

I might not have any magical powers, but my extreme ninja skills are gonna be well enough to evade your so called mighty powers and gun shots and counter attack by slicing through your force field and armor with ease. And I will of course wear a rubber suit who will not only render me very sexy, but who will also protect me from your electric shocks.

Now apologise !

[OA]

WOW...very well said!! :D CONGRATS!!!

*offers gift of half-eaten tuna fish sandwhich...*

[Hannah]

omgspammers

[Dr. Doom]

-=His armour emits a brilliant flash of light directed at the would be ninja-buffoon that disrupts his neural functions and leaves him a limp, rubbery mass on the floor. He opens up a pocket dimension and banishes the "mystical weapons" therein, quickly closing the tear in space, the dimension lost for all eternity. He then focuses a powerful photon blast from his nuclear powered armour on the fallen twit, the intense power melting the rubber suit, and thusly causing it to graft to his skin, leaving him a hideous freak for the rest of his pathetic existance. Which could either be very short, or painfully long. Either way=-

You were saying?

[XERO]

Doom needs a talk show.











And a car.

[Cascadia]

:lol: :lol: Doom's show.

[Sliced]

-=His armour emits a brilliant flash of light directed at the would be ninja-buffoon that disrupts his neural functions and leaves him a limp, rubbery mass on the floor. He opens up a pocket dimension and banishes the "mystical weapons" therein, quickly closing the tear in space, the dimension lost for all eternity. He then focuses a powerful photon blast from his nuclear powered armour on the fallen twit, the intense power melting the rubber suit, and thusly causing it to graft to his skin, leaving him a hideous freak for the rest of his pathetic existance. Which could either be very short, or painfully long. Either way=-

You were saying?

The fallen ninja who was lying on the ground as a rubbery mess was able to feel the pain reaching to his very bones. Barely able to move, the ninja looked at Doom and said : ''Well, it wasn't such a bad day. I still was able to save 307$ on my car's insurance with Geico !''

Doom looks at the ninja and begins to laugh. '' You insignificant fool, I was able to save 490$ ! This proves once more my superiority !''

- Ninja : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!

And so Dr. Doom was victorious once again. But has he was walking away, leaving what was left of the ninja behind, this one suddenly stopped screaming and said : '' Hey Doom !''

Doom then stopped walking and looked at the ninja.

- Ninja : ''You might have won this fight, BUT. There is one fight you will never forget ! and it will hunt you for the rest of your life !. The fight YOU LOST to Squirrel Girl and her squirrels. How humiliating !''

Doom then entered into an outraged state, remembering all of those squirrels on him attacking him over and over again. And the faces of Iron Man and Squirrel Girl looking at him while he was fleeing.
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The most humiliating defeat he ever suffered got nailed back into his head by a mere ninja who was no more than a mess !

Although Doom banished the ninja into a lost dimension, the ninja did get a victory over Doom, a mental one that is, that would last and would eat Dr. Doom's mind forever.

The end...

Alright, enough nerd talk for tonight. Was quite fun I must say.

Congrats again for your 2000th post. I'll catch you up soon enough ! You'll see.

[zkarlette]

Dr. Doom I would like to congratulate you on your 2000 post and thank you for giving yourself time to amuze us with your Iron fisted threats and rants in big green font *bows* congrats!!:)

[damnhooligan]

*cracks knuckles*

Well played, Doom. Well played.

[Kid Icarus]

*bows before the awesomeness, despite having a higher post count...*

[Dr. Doom]

*cracks knuckles*

Well played, Doom. Well played.

-=Squeals and curls up in an ass ball=-

[Hannah]

OMG DOOM R AWSUM LYK LOLOLOL



I am nothing compared to you. T_T

[Dr. Doom]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! -=hugs her=- ^_^

[Hannah]

n_n Yay, hugs.

[Sewer Bull]

Sp@mmerz. >_<

[Hannah]

>_> Eee sorry. I'll stop!

[Sewer Bull]

*creeps in the 2K Club*

[Dr. Doom]

Hooray!!! -=confetti=- Congratulations, dearest Robert. We're like a family now! -=group hugs with Hannah and Robert=-

Doom will be the daddy, of course. Robert the mother. And Hannah can be our perfect, adorable little daughter who wears pretty pink dresses and puts bows in her hair.

[Sewer Bull]

-== clobbers Doom in the head with a rolling-pin ==-

[Dr. Doom]

Onna these days, Robert.....BANG! ZOOM! RIGHT TO THE MOON!

[Katie]

you guys are startin' to scare me!

Congratulations to all three of you. That's an impressive amount of spamming :D I will never make it to 2000 :( I need a hug *hears the same crickets she's heard for the last week*

Oh well. Good job all

[Hannah]

-gets mohawk and weird peircings-


I HATE MOMMY AND DADDY

[Dr. Doom]

Robert, honey, your daughter is acting up, do something. -=watches TV=-

[Jester]

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[zkarlette]

Bah!!... Blasphemy!!!...:lol:

[Sewer Bull]

Alice... Hannah... &#%(*&#%*@-thing... what the hell... whatever you're doing, stop it right now.

[Jester]

Man you're a mean mother, Robbie-san.

[Sewer Bull]

I'm afraid I'd never manage to be a good mother to any of my numerous kids. :cry:

[Jo Dawn]

*sits up from her sick-bed momentarily*

*emits a weak* Congratulations Doomiekins. *falls back over*

[Dr. Doom]

Awwwww, thanks. Feel better! -=Hugs=-

[R-iZZy]

Congrats, Doom!!! We both have something to celebrate about, took me long enough to finally hit Legendary Member status.

Can't wait 'til you're there, as well. 2K is only a small step away from that.

[cowabunga14]

Congratulations, Doom! That's good that you've made 2000 posts. Keep on postin' for a really long time and don't give up.

[XERO]

You know what else Doom needs?

Cheerleaders.









And a Jamie Kennedy CD.

[Ra]

O_O I can't believe I MISSED this!

Congrats Master on your fabulous post count. *grovels at Doom's feet* To entertain you, I have kidnapped Richards and brought him here. *pulls out a cardboard box* What?! He isn't in here?! Oh, but he left a note...

"To my dearest Doomy,
I am sorry that I can not see you again, but I am too busy right now. Congratulations though on your 2k+ post count on the 'Technodrome'. I will see you again soon.

Love, Richards.

P.S. - I f***ed your momma."

:blanksta: Well, at least we all know why Doom hates Richards... *hides underneath a couch to escape Doom's wrath*

[Dr. Doom]

YEEAAARRRGGGHBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL

[Sewer Bull]

YEEAAARRRGGGHBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL

That reminded me our yesterday's/today's conversation on the Drome IRC channel, the one about writing a certain kind of fan-fictions.

XD

[Ra]

O_O

What? You mean Anarky's FMA fanfiction?

For the love of God, DON'T tempt him! XD

[Sewer Bull]

O_O

What? You mean Anarky's FMA fanfiction?

For the love of God, DON'T tempt him! XD

Yeah. A slashfically yaoistic and mpregishly omfglol0rz DoomXRichards fanfiction! XD

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Ra]

O_O I am SO afraid *hides*