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ThirdMarioBro
07-20-2006, 09:43 PM
Presenting Oneechanbara X

http://vista.xii.jp/img/vi5330384159.jpg

http://vista.xii.jp/img/vi5330399378.jpg

http://vista.xii.jp/img/vi5330386214.jpg



Ba-ba-boing!

Don't you just love it when a game is marketed stright to the penis? Yeah, me too.
Peanut
07-20-2006, 09:46 PM
LOL YEAH! I saw this on On The Spot on Gamespot like 2 or 3 weeks ago. The best is the "special move" where your character does a sexy pose and everyones head explodes! Ridiculous.
Ecto Jedi
07-20-2006, 09:53 PM
'Took an agonizingly long time to load with dial-up...But well worth it. :o
Hannah
07-20-2006, 10:59 PM
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
ThirdMarioBro
07-20-2006, 11:16 PM
since there is no chance in hell of this ever hittinng the US, excuse me. I have import preordering to do.
Spitfire
07-20-2006, 11:17 PM
I've seen worse, alot worse. Someone on GAmeFAQs posted a video of this Hentai game where these girls with boobs the size of your head ran around killing things in bikinis. And to top it off in the end of the trailer they showed them getting raped by these odd octopus aliens. Need I say what they were using?

Gah...
Peanut
07-20-2006, 11:47 PM
since there is no chance in hell of this ever hittinng the US, excuse me. I have import preordering to do.

I don't think you'll want to do that. The game looks just plain awful and they brought it on On The Spot just to make fun of it.
ThirdMarioBro
07-21-2006, 12:22 AM
Ah, well, yeah. Never mind.
Ra
07-22-2006, 10:37 PM
...three words - What. The. F***?

Please excuse my crude humor, but...

If any guys buy this, they seriously need to start thinking up other ways to masterbate.
Cure
07-22-2006, 11:38 PM
I've seen worse, alot worse. Someone on GAmeFAQs posted a video of this Hentai game where these girls with boobs the size of your head ran around killing things in bikinis. And to top it off in the end of the trailer they showed them getting raped by these odd octopus aliens. Need I say what they were using?

Gah...

Um.....their penises?:ohwell:
Ra
07-22-2006, 11:54 PM
You never know with aliens these days... *shakes head in disgust*
愛
07-22-2006, 11:56 PM
Oh, Japan. Does your depravity know no bounds?
Ra
07-22-2006, 11:58 PM
Wait a sec... *goes back to look at the picture*

Does anyone know why the hell she is wearing a cowboy hat?

Scratch that - Does anyone know why the hell she is wearing a cowboy hat and a bikini, yet she is wearing a scarf?
Sewer Bull
07-23-2006, 01:33 AM
Scratch that - Does anyone know why the hell she is wearing a cowboy hat and a bikini, yet she is wearing a scarf?

Because this set (a cowboy hat + a bikini + a scarf) turns the guys on.
Hannah
07-23-2006, 01:54 AM
NO ONE FIGHTS IN A BIKINI

SHE NEEDS ARMOUR


I'M MAD.


:'(


men suck.
Usagi-San
07-23-2006, 02:13 AM
NO ONE FIGHTS IN A BIKINI
.
men suck.

It is actually easier to fight in less clothing.....at least she isn't wearing some tight tight dress that would be impossible to really fight in.



Yes...yes we do
Hannah
07-23-2006, 09:27 AM
Why would she fight in a dress? o_O
Brodie
07-23-2006, 10:46 AM
Naked is good armor.


Vagina armor.


This is hysterical.
ThirdMarioBro
07-23-2006, 02:35 PM
Scratch that - Does anyone know why the hell she is wearing a cowboy hat and a bikini, yet she is wearing a scarf?

Cuz.....it's Japan? They all smoke occapoco gold over there.
Zack Dogg
07-23-2006, 02:50 PM
Of course, this seemed like something that came straight out of Japan.
OA
07-23-2006, 02:53 PM
To be honest, I don't see how this is much worse than DOA....
Spitfire
07-28-2006, 01:53 PM
Because atleast DOA offers good gameplay, not medi-core hack and slash.
Toonami Tom
07-28-2006, 01:59 PM
The pics are gone. This is just another lame attempt for a video game company to cash in on male hormones.

Temco ruined Dead or Alive with this crap. They don't know when to stop do they? They take the "pervert metter" and crank it up a notch every game it seems. That's why Dead or Alive games are rated M now. It's so stupid that people actually spend their money on this crap.
Spitfire
07-28-2006, 02:00 PM
I heard the new DOA on 360 was good, I havn't played myself but I might rent it.
愛
07-28-2006, 02:09 PM
To be honest, the Dead or Alive series is pretty damn fun to play. Sure, the perversion is there, but it's only a part of the game. I even enjoy Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. It's a great volleyball game, even more fun with friends. People seem to think that just because something in a game is perverted, that was the company's only aim. Think of the gameplay put into the game. Tomb Raider is the best example I can think of. Hot chick, nice rack, awesome puzzles and problem-solving situations.
Toonami Tom
07-28-2006, 02:15 PM
Tomb Raider isn't perverted. The character is attractive, and there is some suggestive themes, but that's it. I have Dead or Alive 2 on PS2, it's a good game and the "pervert meter" isn't very high. That game is more suggestive than perverted. The Dead or Alive games they make today are just trashy. I haven't played them, but from what I see in magazines and on the G4 video game channel, it's hit 11 on the "pervert meter."

I came up with the term "pervert metter" today.:D Feel free to use it whenever you want. I haven't put a copyright on it yet.:D
Dr. Doom
07-29-2006, 01:17 AM
I love a little mediodcre H&S now and then.
Peanut
07-29-2006, 11:31 AM
The 360 DOA is decent, but yeah, the perv factor is still there.

I think the biggest and most over-looked offender of this is Rumble Roses XX. They even have a section they may as well straight up call the "masturbation section". You just pick a chick, pick what they wear, then make them perform actions or poses. Like jumping up and down, stretching their legs, etc etc. Once you've picked all that, you can position the camera at any angle and as close or far away as you want.