TMNT Quotes - help!!

[Jo Dawn]

Ok... so I know there are alot of 'quote' threads here, but I'm just not finding what I want in them.

I'm re-doing my website, and I need lots of TMNT quotes. I'd prefer comics, new TMNT or movies, but whatever you can give me is great!!

I'd like some poignant ones, also...


Any help y'all can give me... would be awesome! Thanks!! :)

[Jo269976]

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza" :lol:

Here are some quotes

TMNT Movie 1: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100758/quotes
TMNT Movie 2: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103060/quotes
TMNT Movie 3: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108308/quotes
TMNT Old Cartoon: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131613/quotes
TMNT NEw Cartoon: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318913/quotes

Hope that helps :D

[cowabunga14]

I got a few from the comics if you're interested.

"You and what army, ziphead!?" - Casey to Raph

"Ya know, pinhead, back where I come from, bozos like you know their place...in museums, displayed as skeletons of long-dead ancient freaks!" - Raph to Zanramon

"...He's...back...the...Shredder...!!!" - Leo

"I knew it was only a matter of time -- jackpot!!" - Casey upon finding thugs

"I am here...come face your doom!! Foot...join me!!" - Shredder

[shuriken]

Like the pheonix I have risen from the ashes, and into my fire you will go.- Shredder
Everyone fears the monster... everyone but the rats.- The Rat King
I cannot be defeated, no I am the SHREDDER AGGHHH!!!-Alternate universe Shredder getting whooped by Donnie
The class is pain 101, your instructor's Casey Jones.

[Cascadia]

"Nice driving, Don for a turtle with no license"-Mikey
"Hey, do you want pretty or do you want effective"-Donny
---from Things Change

[KROW]

"Life at best is bittersweet." -- Kirby; Donatello one-shot

"The phoenix has risen... My destiny is true! Watch your backs, gaijin." -- Shredder; TMNT Vol. 1 #10

"This winter has seen the diffusion of your energies. With the spring, you must rebuild your group spirit. For now, set aside individual pursuits; your healing requires collective focus!" -- Splinter; TMNT Vol. 1 #11

"Yet, our experience teaches us, in all the universe change is the only constant. Thus, the way of harmony is to accept change. We make our choices in life - and our karma is to accept the changes those choices bring." -- Splinter; TMNT Vol. 1 #11

"Life is good - and life goes on." -- Splinter; TMNT Vol. 1 #11

[Sage Ninja]

Shredder: You mutant morons! Because of you I'm going to jail!

Rocksteady: well geez, sorry boss but it wasn't our fault.

Bebop: yeah **snort**

Shredder: Well what am going to do! I'v never been to jail before.

Rocksteady: aww don't sweat it, I've been over ten times...

Bebop: yeah you'll like it once you get settled in. they gots all sorts of fun activities to do!

Rocksteady:Yeah...like the anual cross over Mens and Womens prison dance.

Bebop: **sniff** yeah, I miss those.

Rocksteady: ooh! ooh! do you rember the cross over dance of 83. That was a blast!

Bebop: yeah, and I would have won the home coming Prison kings title if i had just a few more votes!

Rocksteady: do you still talk to Trish?

Bebop: who?

Rocksteady: you know Trish, the bald chick with th glass eye.

Bebop: oh her. No.

Shredder: umm, can we get back to me now. Since you two burdens on society know so much about being in prison, why don't give me a few pointers.

Bebop: him lets see... well all it is, is getting into a routine...

Rocksteady:ooh! ooh! and knowing the right people to get you stuff...and knowing all the contacts.

Bebop:knowing the right people to be friends with, and who to stay away from--that sort of thing.

Shredder: any thing else?

Rocksteady and Bebop: **look at each other**

Shredder: well?

Bebop: And most importantly...

Rocksteady: don't drop the soap!

Shredder: :sick:

[Cascadia]

my signature has a quote, which is from Darkness in the city

[XERO]

"Chill out, homeboy!" - Donatello, Turtle Tracks

One you BETTER have.:P

[wyze2099]

"Ninja-kick the damn rabbit!" - Mike, watching a cartoon version of "The Tortoise and the Hare", TMNT movie 1.

[ThemanthatwouldbeRaphael]

"We are the Teenage Mutnat ninja Turtles, we strike hard and fade away into the night.....without a trace" Leonardo, E&LTMNT Vol 1 Issue 1

[Jester]

The lengthy exchange between Raphael and Splinter from the first movie, always my favorite....and I know I've quoted it before....but I'm too tired to re-type it...:p

[wyze2099]

"How did you get in April's pants?" - Mike, to the time-displaced Kenshin, TMNT 3

[XERO]

TMNT I

The meeting of Raphael and Casey Jones

Thug: "What the heck was that?!"
(Casey drops in... literally.)
Casey: "Now, THAT... was a crime, you purse-grabbin' pukes! And THIS is uhhh... the penalty! *THWACK!* 2 minutes for slashing...*OOMF!*... 2 minutes for hooking... and let's not forget my personal favorite... 2 minutes... for high-sticking-UHH!!"
(Raph joins in.)
Raph: "How 'bout a 5 minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?"
Casey: "Hey... bogey, who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine. These JV lowlifes need to be taught a lesson!"
Raph: "Not like that, they don't... not from you..."
(The thugs get away.)
Casey: "Well... it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal. (Takes out 2 baseball bats.) The class is Pain 101. Your instructor's Casey Jones!"
Raph: "Look... I don't wanna fight you..."
Casey: "Ehh, tough rocks, pal!
*WHOOSH! WHOOSH!* (Raph catches one of the bats.)
Raph: "A Jose Conseco bat?! Tell me...you didn't pay money for this."
Casey: "Ooooooooh... That's IT!" *BONK!* It was a 2 for 1 sale, pal." (Raph's face is revealed.) Hey, what are you, some sort of punker?"
Raph: "Huh?"
Casey: "God, I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup... who wear masks over ugly faces..."
Raph: "That's it..."
Casey: "Ooooooooh..."
Raph: "NEW BATTER!"
*WHOOSH!*
Casey: "Strike one! *WHOOSH!* Whoooa, whiffer!"
(Raph flips over him and hits his back, knocking him down.)
Raph: "Homerun! RAPHAEL WINS... 1... NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'!!!...Well?"
Casey: "New game, round-head! (Brings out the secret weapon) Cricket."
Raph: "Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!"
Casey: "I'll teach you..."*THWACK!!*
(Raph is airborne and lands in the trashcan.)
Casey: "See? Six runs!"

Casey vs. Tatsu

Tatsu: "Hmmph!"
Casey: "Hmmph! HMMPH!! Now, you know, a little uh... (makes spraying noise) Primatene might just help clear that up th- *SMACK!*... That's gonna cost you, Tinkerbell! *SMACK!* UHH!! I don't thi... I don't think that you're listening... *BASH!* You know... I'm staring to pick up... on a little... language barrier thing goin' on here- *SMACK* OOHHHH!! *SMACK* UHHHH!!" *SMACK!!*
(Casey flies head first into some boxes. He sees a golf club. Tatsu is coming after him...)
Casey: "HA!!"
*BONK!!*
Tatsu: "OHHHH!! Ohh... oh... ohh..."
(Casey sets up)
Casey: "FORE!!" *SMACK!*
(Tatsu is airborne...)
*CRASH!!*
(Hole in one!)
Casey: (Kisses club) "I'll never call golf a dull game again!"

Pizza Delivery

Pizza Guy: (whistles) "Noooow... 122... 122 and an eighth? 122... and an 1/8. Terrific. Where the heck is 122 and an 1/8?"
Mike: "You're standin' on it, dude! (slides a $10 bill in the sewer rain cover) Just slip it down here. (Pizza Guy slides pizza box inside only to have it snatched) Dooooh... Give me that!"
Pizza Guy: "Hey... this is a $10! The tab's $13!"
Mike: "You're 2 minutes late, dude!"
Pizza Guy: "Aww, come on, I couldn't find the place!"
Mike: "Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"
Pizza Guy: "... I gotta get a new route... And I thought I'd delivered everywhere..."

Shredder's decree

Shredder: "Money cannot buy the honor which you have earned tonight. You make us all proud. (bows to Foot soldier recruit) Only effort... discipline... loyalty, earn the right to wear the Dragon dogi. You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy... Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together, we will punish these... CREATURES! These... TURTLES!"

The Turtles' first meeting with the Shredder

(The TMNT have just demolished the entire Foot clan.)
Raph: "Aww, no more?"
(The Shredder drops in... literally.)
Don: (Rubs head) "Heh... nyuck nyuck...!"
Leo: "Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?"
Mike: "I don't know... but I'll bet he never has to look for a can opener!"
Don: "Heh-HEEEEEH heh!"
Shredder: "You fight well, in the old style... but you've caused me enough trouble! Now you face... the Shredder!"
Don: "The 'Shredder?' Heh...!"
Mike: "Uhhh, maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw!"
(Raph steps in.)
Raph: "I got him."
(He runs at Shredder, but gets taken out.)
Leo: "This guy's good."
Mikey: "Yeah! Why don't you go next?"
Leo: "Thank you. HIIIIIIIYAAA!"
(He lunges at Shredder, but is also beat.)
Mikey:[To Don] "Ehhhh.....match ya for it?"
Together: 1, 2, 3... (Don gets pwned in Rock, Paper, Scissors.)
Don: "Damn!"
Mikey: "Great... Whaaaaa... YAAAAAH!"

TMNT II

Saving Private Raphael

(The Turtles break into the Foot HQ and try to spring Raph from the place.)
Mike: "Come on. Just like Keno said."
Don: "Yeah, the perimeter's quiet."
Leo: "Yeah, a little too quiet..."
Don: "Mmm-hmm..."
Mike: "Come on."
Don: "Okay..."
(The Turtles spot 2 Foot soldiers on guard patrol. Don decides to have some fun.)
Don: (Rubbing the edge of his Bo.) "Hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaa..."
(Don sneaks up on the Foot, who are oblivious to him walking with them in unison. After a while, he makes his welcome.)
Don: (Tapping the floor with his Bo) "Knock knock..."
(The Foot see him and quickly attack him, but his easy dodging ends up in a double whammy for the unlucky Foot soldiers.)
Don: "Well, that was easy!"
Leo: "Yeah, a little too easy..."
(They get closer to the hub of the HQ. Donatello then spots something familar tied up to a pole...)
Don: *gasps* "Look! It's Raph!"
Mike: "Yeah, a little too Raph..." *BONK!* Ow!"
Leo: "You guys, knock it off!"
Don: "Oh, brother..."
Leo: "Keep your eyes peeled. I don't like this..."


And for you, Jester.:)

Splinter's lecture to Raphael

(Raphael comes home after a hard night of 'street hockey' with Casey Jones.)
Splinter: "Raphael...come sit by me."
Raph: "Couldn't this wait 'til mornin'?"
Splinter: "YOU will listen NOW! My master Yoshi's first rule was...Possess the right thinking. Only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace. I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael...but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you chose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them...and do not...forget me. I am here...my son."


Splinter's fire message

Splinter: "I am proud of you my sons. Tonight...you have learned the final, and greatest truth of the ninja: That ultimate mastery comes not of the body...but of the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another. And always remember the true force that binds you...the same, that which has brought me here tonight. That, which I gladly return with these final words...

...I love you all, my sons."

[Katie]

wow...Ben...

I think your ability to recal quotes at length must be your secret Ninja power ;)

my fav: (Raph) Why? I dunno why. I thought I'd re-decorate. We'll get a few throw pillows, a TV news reporter...whadda ya think?

[XERO]

wow...Ben...

I think your ability to recal quotes at length must be your secret Ninja power ;)

my fav: (Raph) Why? I dunno why. I thought I'd re-decorate. We'll get a few throw pillows, a TV news reporter...whadda ya think?

Hehe...:evilgrin:

Allow me, Katie.:D

April's Rescue

(Raphael is pampering an dormant April on the living room couch of their lair, as the other Turtles observe with caution.)
Leo: "... Are you CRAZY?!"
Raph: "... Yeah, Leo, I'm crazy, okay? A LOONY, OKAY?!"
Don: "Why?"
Raph: "Why? ... Why? Oh, I don't know. Cuz I wanted to redecorate: You know, a couple throw pillows, a TV news reporter... whaddya think?"
(Master Splinter walks in, not happy with this situation.)
Splinter: "Raphael! What are you doing?"
Raph: "Guh... she got jumped in da subway; I had to bring 'er here!"
Don: "It's the news lady."
Mike: *Looks at Splinter* "Can we keep her?"
Splinter: *ponders a moment* "Hmm... Bring water... cold washcloth... pillow!"
Mike: *As he dashes towards the kitchen* "Far out!"

(Little do they know, a Foot Soldier is watching, getting all the info he needs to prepare for an ambush...)

[Draconic]

* * * * *
Leo: Ohayo, Wasabi
Raph: Hello Mustard?
* * * * *
Mike: ...and I mean no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?
* * * * *
Raph: Damn!!!
* * * * *
Don: Acapella!
* * * * *
Passenger: What the heck was that?
Cabbie: Look'd like sort of a big turtle... in a trenchcoat.
* * * * *
Mike: Wise men say, 'forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'
* * * * *
Mike: Bet he never has to ask for a can-opener
* * * * *
Mike: Porkrhine?
Don: Porkrhine!
* * * * *
Mike: Kappa? Cappacino? Nah, makes me hyper.

[Ashangelo]

Don: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks
Mikey: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees.

Casey: New game, round head. Cricket?
Raph: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

Don: Bossanova!
Mikey: Bossanova?
Don: Chevy nova?

[Ecto Jedi]

Raph, from "Silent Partner", TMNT Volume 1 #10...

"Mr. Foot, meet Mr. Fist!" BAP!! :lol: