Turtle Inquiries???

[thesreddude]

Does the Shredder eat Shredded Wheat???

Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards?

Is Donatello as smart as Einestein?

How much of a Party Dude is Mikey? Is he a boozhound, doober, crack smoker?

How does Krang go to the bathroom?

If the foot are the evil ninjas who are the good ninjas in Japan? The Hands, The fingers, The what?

What turtle has the hottest butt?

Would you Date April O' Neil?

Is the best way to reply to a post Hehe?

If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ?

Could the Turtles take out He-Man and Friends?

Would you challenge Raph to a fight if he insulted you or friends family or loved one?

How many Rocksteady's and Bebop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you still play with your turtle figures?

How come Raph throws his Sei (spelling) at the light when he knows its pitch black out and he won't be able to see /find it?

Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?

What does TGRI stand for?

Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance?

Would you take a trip to Dimension X?

How long do you think the Homato Yoshi / Oroko Saki fight has been going on? Did it start in pre-school and just keep building?

Would Leatherhead go after Steve Irwin (the Croc Hunter) for all the harassment of his relatives?

What is the scientific name of the 'pink one' that Professor Perry asks Mikey to get for him? (Kudos to anyone who gets this)

Who would you rather see in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears? Tokka or Razhar?

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[tkukoc2200]

hey man great questions, I will pick a couple and answer them

How does Krang go to the bathroom?
very carefully and off camera

Would you Date April O' Neil?
Heck yea I would, that yellow outfit... wow

Good Questions

[Machias Banshee]

Ooh, fun!!!

Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards?

That's probly how he ended up with that name. Little guys saw him breaking wood, and pointed and said 'Splinter!"

If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ?

Oh yeah, but then when i got caught, i would be in DEEP $HiT with all of them. :eek:

Here's an odd question:
How does Shredder 'take care of business' while wearing all those blades?

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[Kali]

Does the Shredder eat Shredded Wheat???
~Only the Frosted kind.
Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards?
~No, of course not, he's MASTER SPLINTER!
Is Donatello as smart as Einestein?
~Keep in mind that "smart" and "intelligent" are two different things. I'd say no.
How much of a Party Dude is Mikey? Is he a boozhound, doober, crack smoker?
~Not even close, dude. They did an antidrug book.
How does Krang go to the bathroom?
~I'd rather not dwell on this.
If the foot are the bad ninjas who are the good ninjas in Japan? The Hands, The fingers, The what?
~You mean bad as in lousy? That's a very good question, though.
What turtle has the hottest butt?
~Raph, duh!
Would you Date April O' Neil?
~Possibly, if she were a little less annoying.
Is the best way to reply to a post Hehe?
~No, I prefer a more thought out witty remark.
If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ?
~Screw the van I want the Hummer! Or maybe Raph's motorcycle.

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[Skeletoncrew]

Does the Shredder eat Shredded Wheat???

He eats the shredded mini wheats, fruit loops, and Cap'n Crunch. But don't tell him I told you that!

Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards?

Nope.

Is Donatello as smart as Einestein?

All I know is that he has better hair than Einstein.

How much of a Party Dude is Mikey? Is he a boozhound, doober, crack smoker?

I think he's more of the unspiked-fruit punch dance with the girls kinda party guy.

How does Krang go to the bathroom?

It disturbs me that this question has even entered your mind.

If the foot are the evil ninjas who are the good ninjas in Japan? The Hands, The fingers, The what?

Nope, its the vitrious humor.

What turtle has the hottest butt?

If I ever meet them I'll be sure to do a squeeze test.

Would you Date April O' Neil?

I'm not really into other women.

Is the best way to reply to a post Hehe?

No, but sometimes when you're braindead...these things happen. Hee hee!

If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ?

No, but if I had the right guy with me I might go parking.

Could the Turtles take out He-Man and Friends?

Absolutely!

Would you challenge Raph to a fight if he insulted you or friends family or loved one?

No. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

How many Rocksteady's and Bebop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many of Rocksteady's and Bebop's what?

Do you still play with your turtle figures?

I don't have any. (Yet.) Bit if I did I'd pose them witht the rest of my action figures.

How come Raph throws his Sei (spelling) at the light when he knows its pitch black out and he won't be able to see /find it?

Obviously they were able to beat those guys up in the dark. He just forgot his sai in the heat of the moment.







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[Skeletoncrew]

On 2002-02-07 20:08, Machias Banshee wrote:

Here's an odd question:
How does Shredder 'take care of business' while wearing all those blades?

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For that matter, how does he do anything?! If he crossed his arms he'd rip them up. If he crossed his legs he'd rip them up. If he tried to scratch an itch he'd tear open his flesh. He must be hell on furniture...

I'm guessing that those blades aren't as sharp as he'd like the world to believe. :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

SHREDDER DULL??!?!?!?! I dont believe it!!

Would i challengge Raph to a fight if he insulted my family?

I would just insult him back. :grin:

[Kali]

Yippee! More questions!
Could the Turtles take out He-Man and Friends?
~No contest.
Would you challenge Raph to a fight if he insulted you or friends family or loved one?
~No. If he insulted me I wouldn't care (I'd probably consider it foreplay), I'd be cheering him along if he insulted my family, and he is my loved one.
How many Rocksteady's and Bebop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
~Just the two. The question is how many lightbulbs would they break before they finally got one in.
Do you still play with your turtle figures?
~No. They sit on my VCR, although Leo has this thing about falling off.
How come Raph throws his Sei (spelling) at the light when he knows its pitch black out and he won't be able to see /find it?
~SAI. He'll be able to hear it land, duh! And they're NINJA! They're used to working in the dark.
And, last but not least:
How does Shredder 'take care of business' while wearing all those blades?
I imagine he would take them off first. I don't think they're actually attached to his skin. He's used them a long time, he's probably figured out how to do all the every day stuff without damaging anything.

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[Kali]

Aww, you changed the Foot question after I already answered it. No fair!

That would depend on your definition of good. :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

I can't believe how many people are on tonite! Well, more people means more questions!

Ok, since i am such a splinter-nut, i'll ask this question.

would you ever say or do anything rude or disrespectful to Splinter?

In a match of wits, who would win: Barney the Dinosaur or Michaelangelo?

In a grudgematch,b who would win, Shredder or Darth Vader?

I scare myself with my own weirdness.
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[Kali]

I can't believe how many people are on tonite!

~~Me Neither!

Would you ever say or do anything rude or disrespectful to Splinter?
~~No. In front of, perhaps, but not to.

Okay, here's a cute (and strange) question.

If you could have one of the turtles when they were little, which one would it be?
~~Probably Leo or Don, they'd be the easiest to take care of. But then again Mikey was so cute. ("Oh no! If she got chicken pox from a chicken, does that mean that I got... HUMAN POX?" WAY TOO CUTE!)

[Skeletoncrew]

On 2002-02-07 21:21, Machias Banshee wrote:


Ok, since i am such a splinter-nut, i'll ask this question.

would you ever say or do anything rude or disrespectful to Splinter?

Okay, here's a cute (and strange) question. I'm a young TMNT-nut too. :grin:

If you could have one of the turtles when they were little, which one would it be?


As for Splinter, would oohing and ahhing over him and wanting to snuggle him and kiss him be considered disprespectful? (I LOVE ratties!)

I don't care much for children, I prefer my mutants to be adults.

[Machias Banshee]

If you could have one of the turtles when they were little, which one would it be?
~~Probably Leo or Don, they'd be the easiest to take care of. But then again Mikey was so cute. ("Oh no! If she got chicken pox from a chicken, does that mean that I got... HUMAN POX?" WAY TOO CUTE!)


What, you don't want any Little Raphaels running around? :smile:

[Kali]

Too much trouble. I'd rather have him all grown up. At least then I could tie him up. :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

On 2002-02-07 21:28, Skeletoncrew wrote:

As for Splinter, would oohing and ahhing over him and wanting to snuggle him and kiss him be considered disprespectful? (I LOVE ratties!)
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:eek: Woah, nelly!

[Skeletoncrew]

Yeah, people generally look down upon the tying up of little children. Such a pity.

[thesreddude]

Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?

What does TGRI stand for?

Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance?

Would you take a trip to Dimension X?

[Machias Banshee]

Psychos. :lol: The adult form, however...
:evilgrin:

MikeyC: Uh-oh.

Hey, more questions, goodie!

Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?
~Speech therapy and Anger Manglement... nah!

What does TGRI stand for?
~Turtle Girl's Really idiotic??? *shields herself from bappage*

Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance?
~Hell Yes!

Would you take a trip to Dimension X?
Maybe if i was paid...
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[Skeletoncrew]

On 2002-02-07 21:47, Machias Banshee wrote:

On 2002-02-07 21:28, Skeletoncrew wrote:

As for Splinter, would oohing and ahhing over him and wanting to snuggle him and kiss him be considered disprespectful? (I LOVE ratties!)


:eek: Woah, nelly!

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Ummm...hmmm...I uhhh...didn't mean kisses *that* way. Hmmm...maybe it would be kinda disrespectful. Maybe he'd let me stroke his fur anyway?

[Kali]

Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?
~~No, they seem fine to me.
What does TGRI stand for?
~~Techno Global Research Industries. I'd put something else, but I'm drawing a blank.
Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance?
~~No, because I don't need insurance.
Would you take a trip to Dimension X?
~~Is it all expenses paid?

[Kali]

I'd snuggle Splinter! It wouldn't be disrespectful unless it was unwanted.

I tie up adult Raph not because it's wrong to tie up children, but for an entirely different reason.

[Skeletoncrew]

TGRI

The Girl Raphael Inspected
Transdemensional Grave Robbers Incorporated
Turtles Gawk Really Intensely
Tango Greats Really Inspire.

[Machias Banshee]

So, Skeletoncrew, youre a Splinter fan too, i take it? :smile:

Hugs from Splinter are rare, but very comforting. And the Fur is an extra bonus. (I can't believe i just said that!)


Splinter-fans take charge!

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[Kali]

On 2002-02-07 21:54, Skeletoncrew wrote:
TGRI

The Girl Raphael Inspected
Transdemensional Grave Robbers Incorporated
Turtles Gawk Really Intensely
Tango Greats Really Inspire.

I like those! Especially the first and third.

[Skeletoncrew]

Splinter is a wonderful person, and I LOVE rats, so yes, I must be a Splinter fan! I also love touching stuff like fur, so I'd be liable to get myself in trouble around him.

Heh, wouldn't his sons get jealous if they met a girl and all she wanted to do was snuggle with him?

[Machias Banshee]

Oh, yes they would! :evilgrin: I love Splinter more as a parent than as a love interest. He's old enough to be my dad!

[Kali]

Oh, can I bring up Nezumi? It's a fan fic with a Splinter romance. Raph's got a thing for her, too, so it gets interesting.

[thesreddude]

would you ever say or do anything rude or disrespectful to Splinter?

Nope

In a match of wits, who would win: Barney the Dinosaur or Michaelangelo?

Mikey would squeak by somehow

In a grudgematch,b who would win, Shredder or Darth Vader?

Darth Vader, plain and simple Shredder may have his Katana but Vader is more vile more evil he has the darkside of the Force and something called a lightsaber to cut off limbs and deflect things.

[Skeletoncrew]

Same here. He's not the type I would probably come on to. Michaelangelo is more to my liking, I like funny guys. But it would be fun to mess with the turtles' minds! :wink:

[Kali]

In a match of wits, who would win: Barney the Dinosaur or Michaelangelo?
~~Mikey, because he's not really dumb, he's just ill-motivated. I'd blow Barney's head off.
In a grudgematch,b who would win, Shredder or Darth Vader?
~~Shredder, duh.

[Machias Banshee]

I love mike too, but when i tell him i like Splinter, he gets all jealous! :grin:

I like older men with nice voices, too. (sean connery, James earl jOnes, Lorne Green, and Patrick Stewart) Thats one of the reasons i like Splinter so much.

[thesreddude]

Why would shredder win over Darth Vader? one thought of evil enters Darth's head and Shredder would be choking and eventually fall over and kick the bucket.

[Kali]

Shredder would win because I'm not a Star Wars fan.

[Machias Banshee]

I fear i have started a war.

MikeyC: hehehe...

I'd say they'd be evenly matched. They are both excellent fighters, and both have an evil force about them. And i love their voices!

[thesreddude]

I can see your point most non Star Wars fans would say Shredder but if you were to make a list of Villians guarenteed Darth Vader would be higher above Shredder.

[Skeletoncrew]

In a match of wits, who would win: Barney the Dinosaur or Michaelangelo?

I think Michaelangelo would just pull his chucks out and beat the dino to a pulp. Then maybe do a little cooking. Mmmm...chicken fried dinosaur!

In a grudgematch,b who would win, Shredder or Darth Vader?

I'd have to give it to Darth Vader. He's got that whole force thing going for him.

[Skeletoncrew]

If you could date anyone from the turtle universe who would it be?

Personally, I've got the hots for Michaelangelo, so I'd like him as a steady.

But if I had the opportunity for a single date, no strings attached (he couldn't track me down and kidnap me or anything); I think it might be illuminating to spend an evening with Shredder. The conversation should be an interesting one.

[Machias Banshee]

Michaelangelo for me too. For a one nighter, i'd like either Raphael, Leo, or the RATKING.

[Skeletoncrew]

Kali,

Where can I find the Nezumi fanfic you mentioned? It sounds interesting.

(These fanfics may be the death of me. Once I find a good one I have to keep reading until I finish it!)

[Machias Banshee]

http://www.undermanhattan.com/dawnatello/fanfic.html

Dont forget to look at the others as well.
*coughcoughAmyDumascoughcough*
:smile:

[Kali]

If you could date anyone from the turtle universe who would it be?

This may seem obvious for me, but it's not. Well, yes it is. Raphael, no doubt.

Watch out for Dawn's fics, they're REALLY good, and LONG! Nezumi's not even finished.

[Machias Banshee]

Nezumi was the first fic i read where Splinter is not this weak tiny thing. He's a tall dark and handsme rat. The best kind! I GOtta get my pictures up!!! *screecH* theyre so studly!

[Skeletoncrew]

I have been reading Dawn's fics! They're quite good! They're what have been consuming my hours on the internet the last couple days. Its just that I started at the beginning and hadn't looked at the rest of the titles. I've also read some of Greenwillow's. They are also rather griping.

[HorseTechie]

>>Does the Shredder eat Shredded Wheat???

no, he eats shredded cheddar

>>Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards?

no again! He makes splinters! Ever watch a gerbil shred up cedar chips for a nest?

>>Is Donatello as smart as Einestein?

I like to think so. :smile: But then that'll also make Donny a dyslexic (which is cool, cause I think I am too)

>>How much of a Party Dude is Mikey? Is he a boozhound, doober, crack smoker?

A boozehound and a doober, of course!

>>How does Krang go to the bathroom?

He uses those space age vacuum set-ups like NASA has in their space stations.

>>If the foot are the evil ninjas who are the good ninjas in Japan? The Hands, The fingers, The what?

Dr. Scholls

>>What turtle has the hottest butt?

Cyborg Don (shall I make the buns of steel comparison again?)

>>Would you Date April O' Neil?

ick no... even if my husband might like the idea of a threesome!

>>Is the best way to reply to a post Hehe?

?

>>If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ?

I guess

>>Could the Turtles take out He-Man and Friends?

erm... like on a date? Yuck... not into that sort of thing!

>>Would you challenge Raph to a fight if he insulted you or friends family or loved one?

Nah.. I prolly scream my lungs out at him until he's forced to slit my throat to shut me up

>>How many Rocksteady's and Bebop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one of each, of course!

>>Do you still play with your turtle figures?

*lol* only when reeeally bored while waiting for hte web pages to download.

>>How come Raph throws his Sei (spelling) at the light when he knows its pitch black out and he won't be able to see /find it?

SAI!! ;p Well, you know Raph, he acts before he thinks. Leaps before he looks, etc etc.

>>Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?

Raph should... maybe. I like Tatsu the way he is, being a bad good and all!

>>What does TGRI stand for?

We've been through that aplenty... *yawn*

>>Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance?

No... Anthem is doing well enough for me

>>Would you take a trip to Dimension X?

Come to think of it... no.

>>And then Kali (was it?) who asked which turtle I'd like to go out with on a date...

Neither one, including Splinter (sorry, I'm not the type to date grand-daddies either)

Why? Cuase I'm a married spud! My husband would disown me and then some if he found out I was cheating on him for an imaginary mutant turtle! :wink:

[Kali]

Skeletoncrew asked the date question. I wasn't in the mood to think up any of my own.

[HorseTechie]

*comes back...*

Heh... then once you've read Dawn's fics, theres a slew of equally awesome reads out there. Just to mention a couple...

~ True Forces by Sue Stitler (Ria got that back up) is just soooooo unbelievably gripping. I wished the second movie turned out like that. *sai*
http://www.geocities.com/aria1210/trueforces

What's weird is that there is also a Raph and Megan couple, but Dawn or Sue had not knowledge of what either was writing then!

~ Joanna's fics are simply beautifull too (for those romantic Mikey fans). Cold Fire starts em off.
http://members.tripod.com/horseturtle/CFpage.html

*HT leaves... doing her job to plug for the unspoken few*

[Kali]

I was gonna suggest True Forces, but you beat me. I know they'll get a kick out of Splinter's makeover.

[HorseTechie]

On 2002-02-08 13:48, Kali wrote:
Skeletoncrew asked the date question. I wasn't in the mood to think up any of my own.


My bad... don't kill me!!

[Kali]

Heh heh, well since you asked so nicely...

Just pointing it out, makes no real difference to me.

[Machias Banshee]

On 2002-02-08 13:53, Kali wrote:
I was gonna suggest True Forces, but you beat me. I know they'll get a kick out of Splinter's makeover.



He certainly looked different! :smile:
He wasnt too keen on it, tho. :lol:

[Ratking]

.......ok

[Kali]

Oh, wait, did we go off topic again? It seems we did.

[Skeletoncrew]

Which turtle would be most likely to go off-topic the most?

Heh heh heh

Sorry! *Slaps self*

[Kali]

On 2002-02-08 20:12, Skeletoncrew wrote:
Which turtle would be most likely to go off-topic the most?

Any of them really. We go off topic because instead of having a discussion, we end up having a conversation. I like that.

[Skeletoncrew]

Its perfectly natural to go off-topic. Some of the best ideas come about that way.

Speaking of off-topic...Dawnatello's site is driving me nuts! It keeps failing and I'm stuck at the end of a chapter wanting to read about the next! Will Mikey and Amber get some uninterrupted fun? Just where did Raphael get pierced? Talk about suspense. :grin: Auugh!

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[Kali]

Yep, I had that trouble too. But I eventually got past it.

[Skeletoncrew]

Well, I finally at least got to the end of Chapter 11! (And of course, now I can't get #12) I LOVE Mikey's tattoo! :eek:

[Machias Banshee]

On 2002-02-08 20:27, Skeletoncrew wrote:
Its perfectly natural to go off-topic. Some of the best ideas come about that way.

Speaking of off-topic...Dawnatello's site is driving me nuts! It keeps failing and I'm stuck at the end of a chapter wanting to read about the next! Will Mikey and Amber get some uninterrupted fun? Just where did Raphael get pierced? Talk about suspense. :grin: Auugh!



What story is that?

[Kali]

Lightning Crashes, the third story in Dawn's Changes Trilogy.

[thesreddude]

How long do you think the Homato Yoshi / Oroko Saki fight has been going on? Did it start in pre-school and just keep building?

Would Leatherhead go after Steve Irwin (the Croc Hunter) for all the harassment of his relatives?

What is the scientific name of the 'pink one' that Professor Perry asks Mikey to get for him? (Kudos to anyone who gets this)

Who would you rather see in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears? Tokka or Razhar?



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[Skeletoncrew]

How long do you think the Homato Yoshi / Oroko Saki fight has been going on? Did it start in pre-school and just keep building?

It started in the third grade, when they both had the same cute teacher.

Would Leatherhead go after Steve Irwin (the Croc Hunter) for all the harassment of his relatives?

Actually Leatherhead has been bugging him for the names and phone numbers of the female reptiles on his show.

What is the scientific name of the 'pink one' that Professor Perry asks Mikey to get for him? (Kudos to anyone who gets this)

Darned if I know.

Who would you rather see in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears? Tokka or Razhar?

Both. One clamped onto each end of her. Pulling.

[HorseTechie]

On 2002-02-08 22:06, Kali wrote:
Lightning Crashes, the third story in Dawn's Changes Trilogy.


*heheh* Joanna, Phish and I helped Dawn with that trilogy. I can't believe Dawn and I did these crazy Megan n Raph erotic RPs just to give her ideas. (Now Randi's got me doing them with her in another RP...)

And Galena, IL... Dawn wrote that reference point in for me since I was living at that god-forsaken place at the time. Amongst all the rednecks right next tot he Mississippi. *shudder*

I dunno why, but her stories lost my interest after Nirvana though. Too surreal...?

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[HorseTechie]

>>What is the scientific name of the 'pink one' that Professor Perry asks Mikey to get for him? (Kudos to anyone who gets this)

*pulls out her TMNT2 move script* :smile:

"Michaelangelo, hand me some more of the dimethyl chorinide..."

>>Who would you rather see in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears? Tokka or Razhar?

I LOVE what skelton said! :lol: