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Spawn Guy
09-16-2006, 01:05 PM
The actual thing not the site.

Personally, I'd paint every room a different colour and play different Crush 40 songs in each one.

Cause I'd be the one in charge and nobody could do a damn thing to stop me.

Nostalgia82
09-16-2006, 02:06 PM
I'd display my toy collection in it :D

VaughnMichael
09-16-2006, 03:04 PM
take over the world of course and make lots of mutants mwhahahahahaha! *ahem* *cough*

CyberCubed
09-16-2006, 04:09 PM
Eventually tunnel my way into the subway system...what else can you do with something underground?

VaughnMichael
09-16-2006, 04:13 PM
Eventually tunnel my way into the subway system...what else can you do with something underground?
you have watched the 80's toon right...the drome wasn't underground that much.

Jo Dawn
09-16-2006, 05:14 PM
The actual thing not the site.



Darnit, you ruined my answer... :cry:

Spawn Guy
09-16-2006, 05:26 PM
take over the world of course and make lots of mutants mwhahahahahaha! *ahem* *cough*
You predictable fool.
Darnit, you ruined my answer... :cry:
I'm crying on the inside. Really.

wyze2099
09-16-2006, 08:08 PM
Calculate the fuel/electricity costs necessary to keep it running ... and weep.

Spawn Guy
09-16-2006, 09:33 PM
I'd make you feel better by showing you the script for Ultimate TMNT #2.

VaughnMichael
09-16-2006, 09:56 PM
You predictable fool.

I'm crying on the inside. Really.

is that so? I never said what world I was going to be taking over or what kind of mutants I'd be making muwhahahahahah! FOOL!:lol: :evilgrin:

iris
09-16-2006, 09:58 PM
Giant Subterranean Theme Park. I mean, duh. :roll:

Darnit, you ruined my answer... :cry:
Shrine to Pirate Donatello? 8) :P

Jo Dawn
09-16-2006, 11:44 PM
Shrine to Pirate Donatello? 8) :P

*perks up* Oooh. ;) :)

Sewer Bull
09-17-2006, 04:04 AM
I'll drive it to the nearest drive-in restaurant and order some fries there.

Stimor
09-17-2006, 04:45 AM
i think i would simply manage to break it

cowabunga14
09-17-2006, 06:07 PM
I'd turn every room of it into a mini skate park and invite all my skater friends to skate in it with me.

XERO
09-17-2006, 06:48 PM
Fill it full of cute bunny rabbits and laugh as they mess around the controls and let Rock Soldiers into our dimension.

Katie
09-19-2006, 06:46 PM
it would be the coolest rolling mall...EVER! :lol:

Spawn Guy
09-20-2006, 02:17 AM
is that so? I never said what world I was going to be taking over or what kind of mutants I'd be making muwhahahahahah! FOOL!:lol: :evilgrin:
Didn't have to. I saw it coming. Cosidering Krang did the same thing on the show almost every episode.

Masked Ninja
09-20-2006, 09:53 AM
Offroading? :| I dunno.

You could probably have a heck of a monster truck rally. Just pimp it up a little, with giant wheels and a bigger, louder engine...

Then find yourself a little ghost town. :evilgrin:

jeff the cheff
09-20-2006, 10:11 AM
I'd probably throw huge parties there like every day...maybe rent out some of the rooms to people too.

Bad Guys Lover
09-21-2006, 01:27 AM
Kidnap Shredder!;) :evilgrin:

Leonardo_
09-21-2006, 10:04 AM
I would set a time limit to all the members with only one or no post, joined one year ago. If they don't respond I would cancel their account so that other members can have their nick.

Spawn Guy
09-22-2006, 04:43 PM
So you'd be a mod in other words. A girl with ambition.


New idea: Roll over the producers, writers and whoever else is behind Smallville other than the actors because it isn't their fault if the story sucks.

Sage Ninja
09-28-2006, 02:40 PM
I'd fish bowl every room in the joint and throw some sexy parties :D

Anarky
09-28-2006, 02:45 PM
Us be cuisin', man!

愛
09-28-2006, 02:54 PM
I would crash it, and die in a Drome fire. :o

Sage Ninja
09-28-2006, 03:00 PM
Us be cuisin', man!

just for the record I'm a girl. So it would be kinda a girls sexy party. But you'd so be welcome to come by :lol:

Spawn Guy
09-28-2006, 04:44 PM
That's the most sexist thing I've ever heard! Next you'll be telling me men can't star in beauty pageants!

Anarky
09-28-2006, 07:29 PM
I'd be driving under the influence and I want to see how the cops try to make me pull over!

Sage Ninja
09-30-2006, 12:00 PM
That's the most sexist thing I've ever heard! Next you'll be telling me men can't star in beauty pageants!

I didn't mean to come off as sexiest. Just bring your swiming trunks and we'll have are own little beauty pageant just for you Spawn Guy :)

I'd be driving under the influence and I want to see how the cops try to make me pull over!

in the old toon universe, the police would probably break out the swat team only to fail misrably at the attempt. Then you'd probably crush them.

Spawn Guy
10-01-2006, 09:53 AM
In the Mirage/Image universe you'd be up against The Savage Dragon. Your ass would hit that curb and hit it hard.

sticky
10-19-2006, 06:29 PM
Go take a cruise threw central park.

XERO
10-19-2006, 06:36 PM
Get it Pimped by Xzibit and West Coast Customs.

NightwatchersOnlygirl
10-24-2006, 07:01 AM
Kidnap Raphael

whitemonkey
06-29-2009, 05:00 PM
Definatly wouldnt come outside holding a bud wearing a cut off t-shirt beating my wife.


Thats not what im all about!

Candy Kappa
06-29-2009, 06:07 PM
I bet it makes a damn fine cappuccino

whitemonkey
06-30-2009, 01:38 AM
I bet it makes a damn fine cappuccino

That I might partake in.It should have a full service bar too.

Roland
06-30-2009, 03:53 PM
Use it as a mobile home. Enter it as the biggest mobile home and win money for the record at guiness world records. Dont ever have to pay rent. Ill also never be late .Portal to any country.

Bigfoot
06-30-2009, 05:45 PM
I can't believe you guys revived a thread that was over 3 years old...

TheCanadiandrome
06-30-2009, 06:04 PM
roll over all of my enemies and crush them! wahahaha!!!! and likely get it pimped out

Dr. Terminus
06-30-2009, 06:59 PM
Free all the brothers in attica and send em' back to africa.

Cipher
07-01-2009, 02:39 PM
I'd allow it to be marooned in a series of hilarious, portal related mishaps and spend day after day on asinine plans to steal new fuel for it, always conveniently located in the same city.

ToTheNines
07-01-2009, 03:08 PM
I would jerk off in all 972 rooms.

XERO
07-01-2009, 03:18 PM
I would jerk off in all 972 rooms.

Surprised you didn't say 'in the eye.'

Lordmylar06
07-01-2009, 03:56 PM
I'd sell Foot robots to the U.S. govt. for a profit, enough to buy some land in Colorado and move the 'Drome there... under the mountains. Then I'd have mousers scavenge for fuel, gold, whatever else, and occasionally surface and fire off the weapons at people I really don't like... Bill O'Reilly BEWARE!

Candy Kappa
07-01-2009, 04:14 PM
Surprised you didn't say 'in the eye.'

it's so obvious he didn't bother write it:D

Spike Spiegel
07-01-2009, 04:41 PM
If I had control of the Technodrome, I'd use its amazing technologies to build a flux capacitor that traveled through time, space, and also to any dimension I wanted. The first thing I'd do is go back to May 1984 and buy the first issue of TMNT Vol. 1...

Cipher
07-01-2009, 05:25 PM
The first thing I'd do is go back to May 1984 and buy the first issue of TMNT Vol. 1...Your standards are incredibly low.

Doc_ock_4mugen
07-01-2009, 08:18 PM
I would not take it to antartica... Too fricking cold and the floors, walls and ceilings are made of metal... I would not resist the temptation of licking the drome... and if ToTheNines is the previous owner; I've got one more reason for not licking the drome...

Remember kids Don't lick toads or Technodromes...

I'd probably invade Playmates and force them to do GOOD TMNT Toys.

Candy Kappa
07-02-2009, 03:42 AM
I'd probably invade Playmates and force them to do GOOD TMNT Toys.

Or visit NECA and *politely* tell them to work faster:P

Scandia
07-02-2009, 05:54 AM
I would transform it into a big museum and amusement park. I would have science, art, and history wings. I would have a few fun rides that are interactive- more Disney rides than simple roller coasters. And of course, I would have a major TMNT exhibit inside it.

Original TMNT Cartoon Fan
07-02-2009, 06:45 AM
Use the dimensional portal to stop world hunger. When I don't want more food for today, I send it through the dimensional portal to poor villages in Ethiopia.

TristanHuwJones
07-02-2009, 09:48 AM
I would jerk off in all 972 rooms.

I'd just do it into the dimensional portal, but using the amazing, seemingly interdimensional CCTV set-up it has, so I could see who I hit with it.

"Su'prise in ya eyes!"

Archon_Turtle
07-02-2009, 11:56 AM
I'd use it to get chicks!

Garou
07-02-2009, 12:15 PM
If I had the Technodrome... Nothing much, I guess.

1: Take over the world.
2: Make rules that would force humanity to live a life that would benefit the earth instead of destroying it.
3: Make sure to prove to humanity that anyone who would not obey would be taken prisoner and either be tortured or killed
4: Make nature reserves all across the globe.
5: Find a nice little spot near the ocean and settle down. I wouldn't want to be coop'ed up in the Technodrome 24/7 :P

TheUltimateShredhead
07-02-2009, 12:34 PM
Anybody suggested to conquer the world:D?

whitemonkey
07-02-2009, 12:58 PM
I would jerk off in all 972 rooms.
:lol::lol: busy guy.This is the best answer yet.

strawberryfields
07-09-2009, 03:19 AM
Sell it and buy a sweet grappling hook.

Mr._Mutant_Man
07-10-2009, 12:14 AM
Your standards are incredibly low.

Yeah, go back to the 1930s and get a few copies of Action Comics #1.:)

Cipher
07-10-2009, 12:38 AM
Yeah, go back to the 1930s and get a few copies of Action Comics #1.:)Or like, sh*t, you have access to all space and time. Steal baby Jesus. That would go for billions on today's eBay.

XERO
07-10-2009, 12:42 AM
Or like, sh*t, you have access to all space and time. Steal baby Jesus. That would go for billions on today's eBay.

Why make billions when he can make... millions?

*raises pinky finger to lips*

ToTheNines
07-12-2009, 07:57 PM
I'd just do it into the dimensional portal, but using the amazing, seemingly interdimensional CCTV set-up it has, so I could see who I hit with it.

"Su'prise in ya eyes!"

If you ever go back in time... make sure you get hired as a writer for the old show and make this episode happen.

Leonardo "Turtles, we must stop this j*zz flood!"

Raphael "Heh, that's what Splinter used to say when we were younger."

Master Splinter
07-14-2009, 02:52 PM
I would probably head on over to a couple of banks and give them my own "bail out"...