Best Roommate Story Ever

[愛]

I got this from the World of Warcraft forums, and it was originally posted at somethingawful.com, but it's probably the best story I have ever read. It's really long, so be prepared to read. It's worth every word, though. Enjoy.

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=28326496&pageNo=1&sid=1

[Kid Icarus]

I call this story a lie.

Why?

He's wearing a motor cycle helment, yet he still smacks himself in the face with a wrench.

[愛]

Did you notice in the story that he took the helmet off before hitting himself in the head?

"The motorcycle helmet was making it really hard to hear any kind of ambush, and it was covered in grease and filth from the couch, so I ditched it."

[Kid Icarus]

Well, then that just makes him a total retard. Besides the fact that, really, he pry should have just called the police and such instead of going in there.

[Anarky]

Hahahaha, that's one of the best stories ever. And the fun thing is, I have no doubt that it happened. I mean, who the hell would think this **** up? Seriously, who invests time inventing a story like that?

And there's cases of similar tenants of flats over here as well.

But thanks, Lain, that totally made my day.

[ThirdMarioBro]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That was 'effing awesome.