Scared Yet?....

[Jo269976]

Well Halloween is appraching nearer and i think it'd be cool to post peoples stories of any scary experiences this month or any other time, me & my friend were really scared on Sat. 14, we were at Universal Studios Orlando for Halloween Horror Nights Sweet 16, for those who do not know what this is, it's more or less a theme park of horror, there are houses, horror shows, scarezones and "scareactors" wandering around trying to scare you to death, anyway from the minute we went into the park we were jumping, there were guys with chainsaws at the front gate that scare the crap out of you! We went into a bunch of houses, one called Psychoscareapy in which a mental hospital was being overrun by the patients, they were all dressed up as clowns or had face-paint on, we were walking through it jumping every 12 seconds when we got to the end, we were about to walk out when 2 guys appeared out of nowhere, we backed into a corner when this evil clown jumps infront of us laughing like a maniac screaming "Get out now or die!", this scared us to death so we just ran straight ahead back into the outside. Well it may not sound all that scary but when you are there, you forget that it is all fake. :lol:

[Ecto Jedi]

I'm one of the lucky ones. Not many people can brag about spending Halloween weekend in a former insane asylum. :)

[Dr. Doom]

"Former?" Did you....did you break it?

[愛]

I walked around campus tonight and saw plenty of slutty girls. It was fun. I even got a hug from some random drunk girl. I lol'd.

[Ra]

Scary time? Eh, I'm hard to scare... *thinks* But I do know a very funny/scary one that happened last year to two people I know. And not to mention myself.

It was the annual carnival (it is actually a showcase of random stuff combined with a carnival), and two of my friends and I went for the day. It was athletics day anyway where we just sat on the sidelines, trying not to let our brains rot. Anyway, we bought our show bags and put them in a rented locker before going on a chairlift to the other side of the carnival. There, we went on a few rides before they got me to go on my first rollercoaster (Sad, isn't it? :cry: ). Naturally, I was pretty jumpy, so when the safety bar went down I noticed that we had safety belts as well. I ask, trying to hide the fear in my voice, "Err...aren't we supposed to be wearing these things?" He looks at me, in all of his greasy carnie attire, looks at me through his broken sunglasses, leans down to my level, and says that immortal word -

"Nope." With that last word of reassurance, the cart started moving. I started thinking "Well, this isn't so bad..." right before the first dip. We go through in under a second while my mind is screaming "OH GOD! OH GOD! BAD! BAD! BAD!" So, I did what anyone else would have done in my situation. Swear. A lot. For about a minute and a half, all you could hear throughout the section was "****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****!" Then came the part when we started spinning. "S***S***S***S***...!!!!!!" And, my favorite, the final dip - "HOLY S*****************!!!!!" I think I scarred several children that day :lol:

After laughing at me, my friends wanted me to go on a Haunted House ride. Me, still trying to get over the ride before and stop saying "****", said no. Then I realized that I had left my discount coupons for rides ALL THE WAY BACK AT THE RENTAL LOCKER. But it was a good thing I did. As I went, got my tickets, and came back, I waited in front of the haunted house before my friends came running out, screaming, and trying to hold onto me as if I was to be taken away for meat processing. "Oh my god...oh my god...oh my god..."

"What? What?" They wouldn't speak for several minutes before telling me what happened. They got on the ride's carriage and went through, seeing stuff like realistic severed hands, heads and the such. Then they went through a section full of animal heads on plaques. You know, like the game hunters have in their rooms. They go past this one hog head, then it gave out a squeal, then all the heads started moving, squeaking and roaring and such. Then one sort of gave a snort of fire before the ride continued. They were getting near the end of the ride when this guy jumped out behind them, grabbed their shoulders and leaned down in between their heads, before whispering "Hello, ladies." They screamed and then their cart came out. Then they did the dumbest thing they could do - they went on it again! Everything was the same, but when they got to the end, the guy jumped out again. This time, he knew that they had returned, so he grabbed their heads and he leaned over in front of him before screaming "HELLO, LADIES!" He was also wearing this creepy mask, adding to the terror. And seconds later, they came out, screaming their heads off.

After they told me their story, I was laughing my head off. Karma, anyone? :P

[Anarky]

Nothing Halloween has to offer over here can scare me. Mainly because there is nothing scary out there. All we have are a couple of kids going "Trick or treat" and if you don't give them a treat, they still won't play a trick on you. However, I can scare others, which is great fun. By now, you probably know that we don't really have Halloween over here. We have it so that the candy industry has its own day of the year, but the actual tradition is nonexistant. So the kids come up to the door with their idiotic trick or treating and I do the tricks for them, meaning I throw fireworks at them. So they get scared, I get to laugh and nobody gets my candy. it's a win/win situation.

... usually, their parents aren't too happy with me the first days of November.

[Katie]

except for scary movies, not much about Halloween scares me.

I'll tell you what I'm doing anyway. I live in a very poor part of town and yesterday I heard some of the little kids from my apartment building beging their parents for a jack-o-lantern for halloween. But the parents told them they didn't have enough money to get one.

So I went out to the store and got a deal on six miniature pumpkins and some tiny candles. I'm going to carve those pumpkins for each of the kids in my building. I may not have kids or a family of my own, but at least I can bring happiness to someone that night :D

[That Matt Guy]

This is scary... me in a ninja costume passed out in my friends front lawn after consuming a s*** ton of rum. Woooooo

[Peanut]

So the kids come up to the door with their idiotic trick or treating and I do the tricks for them, meaning I throw fireworks at them. So they get scared, I get to laugh and nobody gets my candy. it's a win/win situation.

... usually, their parents aren't too happy with me the first days of November.

Wow. Does that make you feel big, like a tough guy or something? That's pretty pathetic. How about you throw something at someone your own size and watch as they shove that firework right up your ass.

[愛]

I'm about 99% sure that you don't do that at all to kids. You just make that up to sound like a tough guy, or maybe to get a cheap laugh. Don't turn into KROW on me. Then I'll have to really hate you.

[Dr. Doom]

I think you two just want to make your E-peens so big that you can frot with eachother from the comfort of your computer chairs.

[Peanut]

I think you two just want to make your E-peens so big that you can frot with eachother from the comfort of your computer chairs.

That's why I'm not making up stories about attacking children and getting involved in riots, right? As much as respect and care about a ton of people on this forum, I don't feel the need to prove myself to them. I don't need to stroke my "online ego", or my "E-peen" as you put it, because I have better things to do. I have a girlfriend, a job and a life. I know you don't know what it's like to kiss a girl, and I'm sorry no one cares about you, either online or off, but that doesn't mean you need to be so nasty.

[Dr. Doom]

I know what it's like....I guess I'm not quite sure If I know how though. Let's ask your mom to give her honest opinion.

[Peanut]

Insulting my mother just proves that I hurt you and you have no logical response. I mean, you don't know my mother. She's a great person and she actually cares about me. Maybe you're jealous that your gutter tramp excuse for a mother dropped you off in a garbage can the moment you fell out of her disease infested fold, while mine actually had the intelligence and integrity to raise a child. It's cool, though. I know we can't all be winners. A fact to which you can certainly attest.

[Sewer Bull]

Nothing Halloween has to offer over here can scare me. Mainly because there is nothing scary out there. All we have are a couple of kids going "Trick or treat" and if you don't give them a treat, they still won't play a trick on you. However, I can scare others, which is great fun. By now, you probably know that we don't really have Halloween over here. We have it so that the candy industry has its own day of the year, but the actual tradition is nonexistant. So the kids come up to the door with their idiotic trick or treating and I do the tricks for them, meaning I throw fireworks at them. So they get scared, I get to laugh and nobody gets my candy. it's a win/win situation.

... usually, their parents aren't too happy with me the first days of November.

...seriously, I'd surely get arrested for doing something like that here, for endangering someone else's health and life.

And we don't have any real Halloween here. Just some silly Halloween-themed parties in the clubs, that's all.

[Dr. Doom]

I wanna go sit in a corner and cut myself now. THERE, HAPPY? If you hate the emos so much then why do you make fun of sens-a-tive people like me? -=Cries into Robert's shoulder=-

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[Hannah]

I have an idea.

HOW ABOUT EVERYBODY STOP FIGHTING?

[Dr. Doom]

Hannah, go beat him up for me. :C

[Sewer Bull]

I wanna go sit in a corner and cut myself now. THERE, HAPPY? If you hate the emos so much then why do you make fun of sens-a-tive people like me? -=Cries into Robert's shoulder=-

your frigging drama queen

[Dr. Doom]

>:[

WHO WANTS HAMBURGERS?!

[Ecto Jedi]

I think the forums would be more peaceful without the mods, honestly. :roll:

[Dr. Doom]

Yeah, probably.

[KROW]

I'm about 99% sure that you don't do that at all to kids. You just make that up to sound like a tough guy, or maybe to get a cheap laugh. Don't turn into KROW on me. Then I'll have to really hate you.
Coming from a guy who joked about blowing up a busload of school children to get a video game console, that means alot.

[愛]

You're still alive? Wow.

[Voltron]

Alright, break it up guys. If you don't stop fighting then I'll have to lock this thread, too. This is a serious discussion and it DESERVES serious answers. I will not tolerate anyone
As for my scary experience:

I was molested by a necromancer in the presidential suite of some Hyatt outside of Pahrump, Nevada. I didn't get a good look at his face since he shot me with some kind of disorienting Green Hornet gas, which lead me to believe that the assailant might very well be Van Williams himself.

I found out later, though, that it was the disgruntled nephew of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. As I struggled with Pete Castro, I realized that there was a definite link between human evolution and the rising cost of pepsi-cola stocks. This was, after all, the late 80's and the cola wars were hotter than a Russian mail order bride after 6 shots in a sauna.


Anyway, I got the job. The boss told me to start on Tuesday, but alls I could think about was the sweet, sweet liquor I'd be able to buy with my first pay check. I guess you could say I was in a New York state of mind when I stabbed that bum.

I smell.

[KROW]

You're still alive? Wow.
Nice comeback, now wipe off your chin. :lol:

[愛]

No, I just have nothing to say to you. I've made my point back on the backup forums, and I don't want to associate with you anymore. I might get warned if I say anything else.

Now, we need to get back on topic. I know I strayed this thread away from its original intent.

[Sewer Bull]

I wonder how many warnings will be handed out due to this thread.

Place your bets.

[KROW]

Whatever, Lain. :roll:

Hey, Bull, have you ever actually dressed up as a bull for Halloween? I tried as a crow once, but got feathers in unmentionable places.

[Peanut]

>:[

WHO WANTS HAMBURGERS?!

:lol: Who's going to want hamburgers from such an angry face? You're not very kind.

[Hannah]

>:[
That face makes me lol so hard.

[Dr. Doom]

Me too. =3

[Anarky]

Oh Jeez... End.