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Death's Head
01-07-2007, 02:10 PM
Let's list them.

That Matt Guy
01-07-2007, 02:13 PM
Oh man, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for NES. Horrible, horrible game and yet me and a friend actually beat the damn thing in a drunken stupor one night a few years ago.

Also Castlevania 64.

Sewer Bull
01-07-2007, 02:21 PM
Mario Is Missing deserves a honorary mention. The worst Mario game ever.

Jester
01-07-2007, 02:22 PM
I like Mario is Missing...:p it's ok....

What about Shaq-fu?

Ecto Jedi
01-07-2007, 02:42 PM
How about the Great Waldo Search, Gilligan's Island, and Power Punch II, all for the NES?

愛
01-07-2007, 02:52 PM
I can already see this thread's theme. "BUT THAT'S JUST YOUR OPINION!" But anyway...

Friday the 13th (NES)
Final Fantasy X-2 (PS2)
Final Fantasy XII (PS2)
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest (SNES)
Resident Evil: Code Veronica (PS2/GC/Dreamcast)
Resident Evil Gun Survivor (PS? I forget)
Sonic Heroes (GC)
Back to the Future (NES)
Devil May Cry 2 (PS2)
Vagrant Story (PS)
Solstice (This could also go under the best game to ever grace Mankind)

That's all I can think of for now. I don't remember playing many God awful games.

Brodie
01-07-2007, 03:22 PM
ET, anyone?

Mecha Cow
01-07-2007, 03:47 PM
That Kingdom Hearts game for the GBA was pretty terrible. I also second Mario is Missing.

Ecto Jedi
01-07-2007, 04:06 PM
ET, anyone?

...And Pac-Man, also for the Atari 2600. Ugh.

Cure
01-07-2007, 04:47 PM
Isn't "WORST games to ever GRACE mankind" kind of an oxymoron?

Anyway, the worst I ever played was Eye of the Beholder for the SNES. It was a terrible first person adventure based on Dungeons and Dragons.

Death's Head
01-07-2007, 08:39 PM
Isn't "WORST games to ever GRACE mankind" kind of an oxymoron?

Anyway, the worst I ever played was Eye of the Beholder for the SNES. It was a terrible first person adventure based on Dungeons and Dragons.

I do suppose it is to a slight extent, but unintentional. Anyway, how about Superman 64? Frustrating to the max.

Peanut
01-07-2007, 09:18 PM
You'd think I'd be all over such a negative thread, but I got nothing. There are just so many completely terrible games, I could never pick one or even ten.

Jo Dawn
01-07-2007, 09:33 PM
ET, anyone?

Haha, oh my gosh. We still have that for Atari. It still boggles my mind, actually.

Jester
01-07-2007, 09:37 PM
I hated that game....yes when we had an Atari we had E.T. that and Atari's "Empire Stikes Back" sucks.....

Peanut
01-07-2007, 09:41 PM
Hey, cut that game some slack. They had to cobble that thing together in 6 weeks.

Jester
01-07-2007, 09:43 PM
Which, E.T. or ESB?

Peanut
01-07-2007, 09:44 PM
E.T.. ESB was just made by untalented people. :lol:

Jester
01-07-2007, 09:53 PM
Indeed....I never died....but I also never beat the first level either. I could never figure out how to release the tow cables....

Jo Dawn
01-07-2007, 10:01 PM
ET just... confused me. Hehe, I remember it was put together quickly... And the noises in the game still haunt me...

ThirdMarioBro
01-07-2007, 10:10 PM
Most Atari noises still haunt me. Atari in the arcade days; that's some legendary stuff that will probably outlive us. Atari on consoles.......yuck.

Shredder
01-08-2007, 12:00 AM
I particularly hate bad sequels to good games. Twisted Metal 3 and 4 come to mind, as do Coolboarders 3 and 4 (all on PS1). These were two PS1 series I had previously enjoyed, only to see them both ruined by 989 Studios.

Deathknight
01-08-2007, 01:39 AM
Everyone hates Twisted Metal 3 & 4 except me lol. Though I will admit 4 got kind of silly when they replaced all the characters except for a few unlockables. I loved 2, 3, and 4 and unfortunately there hasn't been a good Twisted Metal since IMO. There actually is a list though of the worst games of all time. Here it is, enjoy. http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm.htm

The Clerk
01-08-2007, 01:40 AM
Rascal for PSX.... terrible game......

Brian
01-08-2007, 11:04 AM
Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (too slow and clunky)
Any Mario Party game beyond 2 (MP 2 kept me going, but the last several never really caught on)
F-Zero: GP Legend (I was blown away after playing GX and this one never really caught on)

There. I have removed Wind Waker from the list.

Mecha Cow
01-08-2007, 11:21 AM
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Oh no he didn't!

愛
01-08-2007, 11:27 AM
Wind Waker? How? Why?

Barkworm
01-08-2007, 11:28 AM
Diiiiiiieeee!!!!

Peanut
01-08-2007, 11:29 AM
That's just a case of him not liking it, not it being a bad game. The worst game has to be something that has no redeeming value. tWW is a superior game, finely crafted and honed to perfection, high production values and a great sense of style.

It is fact that tWW is a well-made game, you might not like it, but it's well-made. Meaning it can't be the worst game ever. Worst game ever would be something like that truck racing game for PC, where you can go as fast in reverse as you can forwards, every single environmental object has no collision detection, your truck will bug out and down pinpoint turns of it's own accord, and you can drive until you fall off the race course.

In conclusion, let us ignore all posts made by this Brian character from this day forward.

Brodie
01-08-2007, 01:29 PM
ahahahaha,

"This Brian character..."

Spitfire
01-08-2007, 02:47 PM
Everyone hates Twisted Metal 3 & 4 except me lol. Though I will admit 4 got kind of silly when they replaced all the characters except for a few unlockables. I loved 2, 3, and 4 and unfortunately there hasn't been a good Twisted Metal since IMO. There actually is a list though of the worst games of all time. Here it is, enjoy. http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm.htm

I liked Twisted Metal 3 when I was a kid...I still got it laying around here somewhere.

Syphon Filter Omega Strain...damn did that game piss me off with how BAD it was. I loved the SF series on PS1 and this piece of garbage comes around and just pisses on the series. SF 2 was still the best I miss that game. I lost my copy and I can't find it anywhere to buy.

cowabunga14
01-08-2007, 08:07 PM
I thought Rayman Arena and Jekyll & Hyde were pretty sucky.

Shredder
01-08-2007, 09:19 PM
Everyone hates Twisted Metal 3 & 4 except me lol. Though I will admit 4 got kind of silly when they replaced all the characters except for a few unlockables. I loved 2, 3, and 4 and unfortunately there hasn't been a good Twisted Metal since IMO. There actually is a list though of the worst games of all time. Here it is, enjoy. http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm.htm

To be fair, TM 3 and 4 aren't my least favorite games of all or anything, just ones I found disappointing considering how much I enjoyed TM2.

You didn't like Twisted Metal Black? I thought it redeemed the series and is one of my favorite PS2 games.

Ra
01-08-2007, 09:44 PM
Worst game to ever grace man kind? Got no clue, though I think it goes to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for just being so damn confusing and...well, crap :|

The worst game I have ever played to date, however, though it pains me to say it, has to be the VERY first TMNT game made in 1989. I've got nothing against the graphics or anything, but it's just...well, let's say that I didn't like the fact that they didn't use characters like Krang and such. Instead they have these robots that always seem to spawn after you kill them o_O Good thing they improved greatly over time, no? :D

XERO
01-08-2007, 10:16 PM
Did anybody mention Superman 64 yet?

Peanut
01-08-2007, 10:22 PM
Did anybody mention Superman 64 yet?

Yes. Pink skies are teh awesome.

Brian
01-08-2007, 11:21 PM
Now that I think about it, I never really gave Wind Waker a chance. I was just turned off by the cartoon-like graphics, especially after playing OOT.

I didn't really go for WCW Mayhem either. It was hard to put this game on the same level as WCW/NWO Revenge for the Nintendo 64.

LogicDonny
01-09-2007, 01:17 AM
Now that I think about it, I never really gave Wind Waker a chance. I was just turned off by the cartoon-like graphics, especially after playing OOT.

I didn't really go for WCW Mayhem either. It was hard to put this game on the same level as WCW/NWO Revenge for the Nintendo 64.

U didn't just say the graphics turn u off, that was one lame excuse many gamers said when they saw the game.. Trust me dude.. The game is fantastic.. Deserve to be in everyone's gamecube library and um just cuz the graphics are cartoony, plese give the game a chance.. the story is fantastic..

Anyways, E.T. and Superman 64 are 2 worst games.. My family has an Atari with E.T.

Yikes!

Brian
01-09-2007, 11:05 AM
Thanks for recommendation. I'll certainly keep it in mind as it is probably cheap now.

Back to the topic, another WCW game that never took off with me: WCW Nitro. I guess it reminded me of WCW Thunder too much.

Ecto Jedi
01-09-2007, 09:37 PM
Soccer, for the NES. Granted, most of the launch titles for the NES were pretty darn awful, but this one really takes the cake. Ugly graphics, unbelievably bad gameplay, asinine sound design. Really, really bad game.

jeff the cheff
01-09-2007, 11:36 PM
I bought a SNES game called Mario's Time Machine at the game store, not knowing what it was. Turns out, it's a crappy learning game. :-?

LogicDonny
01-10-2007, 12:13 AM
I bought a SNES game called Mario's Time Machine at the game store, not knowing what it was. Turns out, it's a crappy learning game. :-?

I rented that game and tortued myself to finishing it not on the best ending I was young so many of the questions were difficult.. I just kept guessing and all..

there are some games u just want to drag yourself to finishing.

Spitfire
01-25-2007, 04:36 AM
I just played the Batman Beyond game, I love the series...but oh god is the game the worst thing I've played in awhile. I can't even describe how terrible it is. You'd have to play it to understand but even then you wouldn't want to.

Shark
01-25-2007, 04:50 AM
Sonic Heroes. Ruined Knuckles, ruined the Chaotix, ruined Metal Sonic, ruined mankind, ruined me. Thank you Sonic Team.

X-Men Legends 1 and 2. Boreing game, boreing story, I fall asleep during story scenes, and while I'm playing the game.

Tiny Toons. It was good for awhile, but once you get to Wacky Land, you'll spend hours in that damn continuous maze before you realise that the game actually ends there, never progresses.

TMNT Tournament Fighters for the NES. God I hated that game. The only TMNT game I actually hate. Yes, I do love the new TMNT 1 and 2 (never found 3 to buy), especially compared to this one, while TMNT: Tournament Fighters SNES was one of my top fav TMNT games of all time. Amazing how bad the NES one was.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? His momma for having such a horrid game. I rented it, played it, took it back the same day because I hated this game so much.

Sonic Advance 1-3. Now I usually love Sonic games (except the unforgiving Sonic Heroes), but I found all three of these boreing. Very, very, very, very, boring. the bad sound quility that is the GBA, handheld games, made me feel like this game belongs in a Dollar Tree, but then again, that may just be all GBA games. Graphics were bad too. I've seen much better.

Batain Kaitos: Good concept, bad delevery. Terrible voice actors made me want to hang myself just so I don't haveto listen to them speak anymore. Then I remember I have a MUTE button. Some of the backgrounds and cities looked nice and colorful, but the voices and gameplay were sad. This is the one and only game that I ever owned that I couldn't even force myself to finish before I sold it.

Final Fantasy VII. A decent game, with a decent story, with a somewhat decent villian, yet this decent game has become so popular for no damn reason, putting it on the list of worse games.

Super Smash Bros Melee for no apparent reason. Nothing wrong with this game, just adding it to the list for fun XD

I just played the Batman Beyond game, I love the series...but oh god is the game the worst thing I've played in awhile. I can't even describe how terrible it is. You'd have to play it to understand but even then you wouldn't want to.

Really? I thought about getting the game, simply because Scarecrow didn't appear enough in the movie. Glad I never bought it.

Spitfire
01-25-2007, 05:15 AM
Beyond not Begins, I never played the Begins game.

Shark
01-25-2007, 03:03 PM
Oh, misread that then. Yeah, I heard Beyond was bad.

Sliced
01-25-2007, 05:27 PM
Jaws for NES. Trully one of the worst game I ever played. And I don't mention all of those 50$ snes games that you could complete 100% in less than 2 hours, no co-op, bad story and no replay value. Hell yeah.

Mr._Mutant_Man
02-21-2007, 09:09 PM
Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (too slow and clunky)


The only thing that pissed me off about that game was the combos. Way too damn complicated.

X-Men for the NES is a piece of crap. Angry Nintendo Nerd needs to cover that game next. The graphics were so horrid you couldn't tell what the heck was going on.

LogicDonny
02-22-2007, 12:21 AM
mmmmmmmmmm musty see how bad they are.

Ra
02-22-2007, 12:57 AM
Ah, I just came back from watching over my neighbors, who talked me into playing "Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly" for one last time.

See any copies of the game? Then grab them, run as far away as you can, grab 10 bottles of gasoline, pour it on top of the game(s) one after the other until there is nothing left in them. Then grab a lighter, light it, throw it onto the pile and duck for cover as the inferno flares up. After the fire dies out, grab the remains of the foul game(s) and stuff it into an envelope, and send it to the creators of the game, and write in big, large, friendly letters on the front - "F*** YOU!!!". Then send it to them and go back to your life as if nothing had ever happened.

Definitely the worst game I have ever played.

Scavenger
02-27-2007, 04:43 AM
Mega Man X6
The whole story didn't make sense. So Zero dies in Mega Man X5 and Zero ghosts appear in Mega Man X6. Then you defeat a Zero ghost (With a awsome BGM from Mega Man X5) and after the fight you suddenly are in a cutscene that takes place in a whole different place where you meet Zero who had some lame ass excuse why he was alive again. He said he repaired him self.

Custer's Revenge ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer's_Revenge )
No comment

Zelda The Wind Waker
Very boring Zelda game. The whole water idea was a bad choice.

And all the bad games reviewed by the Angry Nintendo Nerd ( http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=JamesNintendoNerd )

Barkworm
02-27-2007, 07:15 AM
Zelda The Wind Waker
Very boring Zelda game. The whole water idea was a bad choice.
BOOOOO!!!!!

Scavenger
02-27-2007, 08:26 AM
BOOOOO!!!!!
To be honest I felt it (Zelda TWW) was a disapointment after playing Ocarina Of Time.

EDIT: I did like Zelda TP, but I'm only somewhere at the begining.

Mecha Cow
02-27-2007, 09:35 AM
You bring shame to your country!

愛
02-27-2007, 11:02 AM
To be honest I felt it (Zelda TWW) was a disapointment after playing Ocarina Of Time.

EDIT: I did like Zelda TP, but I'm only somewhere at the begining.

All three....play the same? How did you not like tWW and like the other two?

Scavenger
02-27-2007, 12:03 PM
All three....play the same? How did you not like tWW and like the other two?
Because of the water. I could have played better games while sailing for hours.

愛
02-27-2007, 12:13 PM
You get warps eventually. Then it's not sailing for hours.

In contrast, you could be playing a much better game when you're running around as a wolf in Twilight Princess.

ThirdMarioBro
02-27-2007, 01:10 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - NES

Yeah, I went there. Cool music though.

Dr. Doom
02-27-2007, 02:22 PM
No one has any right to mention any non CD-i Zelda games in this thread. Let's just leave it at that.

The Clerk
02-27-2007, 05:06 PM
I agree with the TWW thing... I just couldn't get into the game. I love TP so far (4 hours into it).


But I'll add ECW for PSX onto this list... just horrible.

Mecha Cow
02-27-2007, 05:19 PM
I agree with the TWW thing... I just couldn't get into the game.Not to start this discussion again, but this thread is about the 'worst games to ever grace mankind', not 'good games I can't get into'. I think Twilight Princess and Metroid Prime suck ass but I'm not going to mention them here because I know they're technically good games that I just personally don't like.

The Clerk
02-27-2007, 05:44 PM
hey hey, i mentioned a horrid game. I was just voicing my opinion in one tiny post rather than start a whole other pointless topic.

Mecha Cow
02-27-2007, 06:55 PM
I'm not referring to you specifically, my post was just for clarification.

Mr._Mutant_Man
03-01-2007, 12:51 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - NES

Yeah, I went there. Cool music though.

If it weren't for all of the seaweed it wouldn't be so bad.

MrOldSchool
03-03-2007, 09:02 AM
I know quite a few games like this:

Total Recall
Treasure Master
King's Knight
RENEGADE
Ghostbusters (NES)
Haunted Castle
Friday The 13th
Back To The Future
Speed Racer (PlayStation One)

and I don't know any others at the moment. Oh yeah, I also agree with Scavenger on Mega Man X6. Perhaps the WORST Mega Man X game.

LogicDonny
03-03-2007, 02:27 PM
I know quite a few games like this:

Total Recall
Treasure Master
King's Knight
RENEGADE
Ghostbusters (NES)
Haunted Castle
Friday The 13th
Back To The Future
Speed Racer (PlayStation One)

and I don't know any others at the moment. Oh yeah, I also agree with Scavenger on Mega Man X6. Perhaps the WORST Mega Man X game.

Mega man x6 was good. It wasn't as good as the others but still it was fun and hard.. x7 was worst than 6 lol. S

Anyways, with the list of games you mentioned a few of the games you mention have been reviewed by the angry video game nerd. check his videos out.

Screwattack.com

twigs232
03-12-2007, 01:38 PM
Has anyone ever had that game Color A Dinosaur? It had to be one of the most stupid games ever.........you're just given a template and copy/paster patterns/designs into it. It's so pintless and dumb.....lol

Cure
03-12-2007, 01:44 PM
Has anyone ever had that game Color A Dinosaur? It had to be one of the most stupid games ever.........you're just given a template and copy/paster patterns/designs into it. It's so pintless and dumb.....lol

Never heard of it. What system was it for? Nes? PC? Gameboy?

twigs232
03-12-2007, 02:32 PM
Oh sorry I forgot to mention that. It is for NES. I downloaded it and couldn't believe how dumb it was!

The Clerk
03-12-2007, 11:15 PM
Did anyone mention Sonic for 360 yet?

Spitfire
03-13-2007, 08:00 PM
I know quite a few games like this:

Total Recall
Treasure Master
King's Knight
RENEGADE
Ghostbusters (NES)
Haunted Castle
Friday The 13th
Back To The Future
Speed Racer (PlayStation One)

and I don't know any others at the moment. Oh yeah, I also agree with Scavenger on Mega Man X6. Perhaps the WORST Mega Man X game.

I always wondered if they made a Total Recall game, I can only imagine how horrid that is.

Edit: God damn it curiosity got the best of me, Jesus that game is bad.

Spike Spiegel
03-14-2007, 06:56 AM
Back to the Future NES.

Terrible graphics, nothing to do with the movie, not fun at all. How could such a great series of films spawn such a sucky series of games???

MrOldSchool
03-17-2007, 10:26 PM
Oh sorry I forgot to mention that. It is for NES. I downloaded it and couldn't believe how dumb it was!

I've heard about that game, but I never played it, because the title alone makes it unappealing.

Back to the Future NES.

Terrible graphics, nothing to do with the movie, not fun at all. How could such a great series of films spawn such a sucky series of games???

Because Acclaim/LJN/Flying Edge/Arena/whatever mostly published ****** stuff, and hardly published anything good.

Anyway, if you want to see a game that REALLY sucks, get a load of this ****:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZWCl-viKY

Currently, I have that ****ING ANNOYING music stuck in my head, and I have NO ****ING IDEA why that game's been haunting me or whatever over the last few hours. I don't even think Armake21 would've played this garbage. It would've driven him CRAZY!

shellofinsanity
03-19-2007, 12:16 AM
worst games are

Day of Defeat Source
Wolfenstien 3d (rip off of doom)
Call of Duty 2
Medal of Honor Allied Assault Breakthrough
Prison tycoon
Battlefiled 2142

Scavenger
03-20-2007, 02:52 AM
Wolfenstien 3d (rip off of doom)

Wolfenstein comes from 1992, Doom comes from 1993. Who is the rip off now?

shellofinsanity
03-20-2007, 10:37 AM
wolf3d came after doom, look at shareware doom, released 2 months before Wolf3d.

愛
03-20-2007, 10:39 AM
worst games are

Day of Defeat Source
Wolfenstien 3d (rip off of doom)
Call of Duty 2
Medal of Honor Allied Assault Breakthrough
Prison tycoon
Battlefiled 2142

So in other words, you hate shooters. That's not "worst games to grace mankind" because it's your personal preference.

shellofinsanity
03-20-2007, 10:43 AM
So in other words, you hate shooters. That's not "worst games to grace mankind" because it's your personal preference.

no i like lots of shooters, FarCry, PAcfic Assualt, FEAR, ?Brothers in Arms

Drtooth
03-29-2007, 05:04 PM
Because Acclaim/LJN/Flying Edge/Arena/whatever mostly published ****** stuff, and hardly published anything good.

Anyway, if you want to see a game that REALLY sucks, get a load of this ****:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZWCl-viKY

Currently, I have that ****ING ANNOYING music stuck in my head, and I have NO ****ING IDEA why that game's been haunting me or whatever over the last few hours. I don't even think Armake21 would've played this garbage. It would've driven him CRAZY!

HAHAHA!! My friend used to have Hylide and absolutely hated it. it was a Joke of a travisty of crap, and that's what he told me.

ANYWAY, my list would be:

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/nes/advtom.jpg)Nothing to do with the book, movie, or any other medium. Very frustraiting and pointless.

Adventures of Rad Gravity (http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/nes/radgrav.jpg)

Back to the Future 2+3

Dragon Ball (Dragon Power US) - AT least it has stuff to do with the show

Kinnikuman Tag Team Match (M.U.S.C.L.E. US)- You just bounce around a wrestling ring. it's terrible.

Solar Jetman- Impossible to control.

Kid Icarus- Well, for me anyway. I really hated it-icus, and kept fallingus maximus and getting creamed-icus.

Animotion (?)- You know what makes a drawing activity with only 4 directions fun? Saying you can animate picturwes with it, and they only let you have a seagull fly over it. It was terrible.

Where's Waldo- Oh, which fuzzy block of pixels could he be

Muppet Adventure- I'm Dr. Tooth, and even I hated it.

Micky Mousecapades- Damn you Minnie! Falling off the same cliffs over and over.

Roger Rabbit- How the shell are you supposed to beat that thing?

Ghostbusters- I couldn't even play it right! I didn't even get to fight Ghosts.

That's basically all I can remember right now.

dejawolf
04-06-2007, 12:58 PM
diablo II. just don't like it. at all.

愛
04-06-2007, 01:11 PM
That's why Diablo II sold fifteen million copies, right? Okay. Maybe you don't like it, but it's not a general concensus that the game sucks. Back to the Future for NES, for example, has poorly designed code and repetitious graphics, therefore making it a bad game.

Voltron
04-06-2007, 01:40 PM
Bart vs. the Juggernauts for Gameboy was all kinds of terrible.

So was Snoopy for the NES.

Castlevania 64 was AWFUL. AW-FUL.

Quest 64 was digital diarrhea.

I'll also mention that Glover sucked. . .

I don't know. . . the more I think about it, the more I hate my life for playing these games. . .

Archon_Turtle
04-09-2007, 05:35 PM
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for GC/PS2/Xbox... I worked on that game for 6 months...it caused me to binge drink during lunches. Dark Times my friends...dark times

Ninjinister
04-27-2007, 06:52 PM
The worst games I ever played, in my opinion, are also some of the most popular: Halo/Halo 2, and The Ocarina of Time.

Halo and Halo 2 were generic FPSes with nothing new brought to the genre.

I still don't understand why TOoT was supposed to be fun. It's the only game I literally fell asleep playing - out of boredom, not out of fatigue.

Also on the list would be Superman for N64, ET on the 2600, Where's Waldo on NES... the usual suspects.

I might point out that was said that "That's not "worst games to grace mankind" because it's your personal preference." That is exactly what referencing a game as "the worst" is - personal preference. There may be many games that are widely accepted as the worst, but for each one of those, there's someone who loved that game and would defend against its status as the worst.

Mecha Cow
04-27-2007, 06:57 PM
Snore...There's a difference between a well-made game that you personally couldn't get into, and sh*tty shovelware that should never have made it to stores. This has been stated several times now, is it so hard to understand?

Brodie
04-27-2007, 07:27 PM
Super Mario 3.

Sunshine
04-27-2007, 07:33 PM
Mickey Mousecapade. I am embarassed to admit I even tried to play that one. It was without a doubt the worst game I've ever seen.

Cure
04-27-2007, 08:06 PM
Snore...There's a difference between a well-made game that you personally couldn't get into, and sh*tty shovelware that should never have made it to stores. This has been stated several times now, is it so hard to understand?

You'd think people would learn.

LogicDonny
04-27-2007, 11:03 PM
Super Mario 3.

Now there's something I don't see everyday.

Brodie, as a nintendo gamer who grew up in the nes days I am shocked.

Brodie
04-27-2007, 11:12 PM
And also retarded.

How about Billy Graham's Bible Blasters?

Spitfire
04-28-2007, 12:21 AM
Super Mario 3.

Word to that, I always liked 2 better.

Aries10
04-28-2007, 12:33 AM
The worst RPG I've played is Wild Arms 4. I loved the rest of the series so much, but the more I played the 4th installment my dislike for it increased by the minute.

LogicDonny
04-28-2007, 01:57 AM
ok seriously, why is mario 3 hated? it's one of the best mario games of all time next to mario 64 and mario world.. mario 3 was the best selling mario game of all time!? I think it was.

Peanut
04-28-2007, 03:16 AM
Two people equals hate? Especially when one of them is Spitfire, who hates everything that's good, anyways?

ThirdMarioBro
04-28-2007, 04:13 AM
Word to that, I always liked 2 better.

HAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Brodie
04-28-2007, 07:46 AM
It's funny...This cat (donny) posts in every thread in this section, so he'd know (you'd think) that I posted Mario 3 under my favorite games of all time.

But I guess that goes to show how much he reads.

Spitfire
04-28-2007, 03:09 PM
Having a difference opinion among video game nerds is unheard of I forgot.

"Conform, gorannnn conform" I forgot I have to like everything you guys do.

LogicDonny
04-28-2007, 03:59 PM
It's funny...This cat (donny) posts in every thread in this section, so he'd know (you'd think) that I posted Mario 3 under my favorite games of all time.

But I guess that goes to show how much he reads.

well I am not a cat but a human, you'll see when I get the vision cam, my good friends at the technodrome, you have to understand that you don't ever post mario 3 at the worst game to ever grace mankind..

Mr. Snackpants
04-28-2007, 04:02 PM
well I am not a cat but a human, you'll see when I get the vision cam,

Well I can't wait until you do because I don't believe you.

Mecha Cow
04-28-2007, 04:20 PM
Wait, seriously? You're not actually a cat? Damn, do I feel stupid.

LogicDonny
04-28-2007, 04:47 PM
no sorry no cat.. but hey we are all cool cats inside.. we all like to drink milk?

Mr. Snackpants
04-28-2007, 05:08 PM
no sorry no cat.. but hey we are all cool cats inside.. we all like to drink milk?

Nope, sorry I drink soy milk.

Peanut
04-28-2007, 06:03 PM
Having a difference opinion among video game nerds is unheard of I forgot.

"Conform, gorannnn conform" I forgot I have to like everything you guys do.

Is this part of the image too? Listen, the whole "hating everything popular" thing has worn thin. Isn't that something you do when you're starting high school to get more attention? I would guess that's when you started dressing in filthy clothes and listening to whatever awful music you could latch on to. It's sucks that you don't have enough interesting features as a normal human being to get noticed, but you don't need to call us nerds when we point it out.

TristanHuwJones
04-28-2007, 06:39 PM
Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler's Green (flat out the worst game of all time)
Product Number 3 (just awful - clumsy controls, terrible gameplay, repetitious)
Resident Evil Code Veronica (same old RE - more convoluted than ever)

Swany
04-28-2007, 06:57 PM
I never liked wipeout for the PS1. The controls were a bit TOO responsive for my liking.

Plus, any first person shooter. Just cause if youre getting shot in the back it takes a while to turn round. I think it was a game called rainbow squad. or something.

Cure
04-28-2007, 07:09 PM
I never liked wipeout for the PS1. The controls were a bit TOO responsive for my liking.

Plus, any first person shooter. Just cause if youre getting shot in the back it takes a while to turn round. I think it was a game called rainbow squad. or something.

Probably Rainbow Six, homie.

And to answer my own question in this thread, I suppose people really DON'T learn. :cry:

Swany
04-28-2007, 07:15 PM
Probably Rainbow Six, homie.

And to answer my own question in this thread, I suppose people really DON'T learn. :cry:

Im an idiot. It was my older bros game. I made it sound like a bad anime. "Rainbow Squad 2 tha rescue! WHEEEEEEE!"

Dont learn what?

Peanut
04-28-2007, 07:37 PM
You don't like FPS games because if you get shot in the back it takes awhile to turn around? lolz?

LogicDonny
04-28-2007, 08:20 PM
You don't like FPS games because if you get shot in the back it takes awhile to turn around? lolz?

i agree. it's kinda laughable thinking about it.

the mouse and keyboard setting for fps are awesome.

you need to turn sen to a good setting..

Ninjinister
04-28-2007, 11:39 PM
Snore...There's a difference between a well-made game that you personally couldn't get into, and sh*tty shovelware that should never have made it to stores. This has been stated several times now, is it so hard to understand?

Yes it is. Because that "shovelware" is based only on opinion of the many, instead of the few. If a game has terrible gameplay, bugs up the wazoo, and dull graphics, you and about a million others would say it's crap, no? But that does not mean it IS crap. That's just a popular opinion.

Peanut
04-29-2007, 08:26 AM
No...that means it IS crap. You can't argue a point against a game that has all those things mentioned. All it means is that those three idiots in the world who like Superman 64, don't know what a good game is. If a game is impossible to control, has terrible bugs, horrendous clipping, dull and ugly graphics, and is literally an unplayable mess, then it IS crap. No matter what a couple morons say about it.

Like Mecha said, there is a difference between a well-made game you can't get into and a horrendous piece of sh*t with no redeeming qualities.

Mecha Cow
04-29-2007, 01:36 PM
I think we've all learned a valuable lesson today. That lesson is that some opinions are wrong.

愛
04-29-2007, 01:42 PM
Did you just turn into Zarius, Mecha? :lol:

Cure
04-29-2007, 02:19 PM
No...that means it IS crap. You can't argue a point against a game that has all those things mentioned. All it means is that those three idiots in the world who like Superman 64, don't know what a good game is. If a game is impossible to control, has terrible bugs, horrendous clipping, dull and ugly graphics, and is literally an unplayable mess, then it IS crap. No matter what a couple morons say about it.

Like Mecha said, there is a difference between a well-made game you can't get into and a horrendous piece of sh*t with no redeeming qualities.

Well said, man.

Spitfire
04-29-2007, 03:11 PM
Is this part of the image too? Listen, the whole "hating everything popular" thing has worn thin. Isn't that something you do when you're starting high school to get more attention? I would guess that's when you started dressing in filthy clothes and listening to whatever awful music you could latch on to. It's sucks that you don't have enough interesting features as a normal human being to get noticed, but you don't need to call us nerds when we point it out.

So because I dislike something I'm following a trend? Wow I guess that would mean I wouldn't play any video games at all, cause those are a trend.

I wouldn't like Iron Maiden cause their popular and I wouldn't enjoy the Spider-man movies because everyone else likes them.

Your right you know exactly who I am. I decide to hate stuff because it's popular not because I really don't like it. I'm glad you know me better then myself.

Scandia
05-15-2007, 07:25 PM
Let me tell y'all that I am old enough to have played the infamous ET video game for the Atari. That one earns the title for absolute worst video game ever.

As much as I love Captain Planet, the NES video game for it just plain sucked. It was awful. I could barely control the ship. Plus it got wrecked easily.

Drtooth
05-29-2007, 12:43 PM
In honor of these bad videogames, I changed my avatar to Fozzie from the horrendous muppet adventure game!

RAM BAM
06-11-2007, 10:18 PM
Shuttle Command for the Atari 2600. You had to lift off, rendez-vous with a sattelite and then come back down to earth! Anyone remember that one?

Drtooth
06-20-2007, 03:11 PM
I'm slapping Puss N Boots, Perault's great adventure on this list. The game goes from mindnumbingly easy to mindnubingly frustraiting inconsistantly throughout the game. Especially that bit about the Pig and the Wolf...

Kendamu
06-20-2007, 07:21 PM
ET, anyone?
You win the thread!

Peanut
06-20-2007, 07:31 PM
You win the thread!

Yeah, he did. Like...half a year ago?

twigs232
07-11-2007, 04:05 PM
Originally Posted by Brodie
Super Mario 3.


Now that is an interesting choice..........lol

ToTheNines
07-14-2007, 09:18 PM
Big Birds Hide and Speak (while this was one of the first game to ever have talking in a game, my little cousin would throw a fit to play this game while me and her brothers would be trying to play TMNT III. So I have awful memories of watching a 4 year old brat play this game while I was trying to get my turlte fix.)

RAM BAM
07-14-2007, 11:30 PM
Big Birds Hide and Speak (while this was one of the first game to ever have talking in a game, my little cousin would throw a fit to play this game while me and her brothers would be trying to play TMNT III. So I have awful memories of watching a 4 year old brat play this game while I was trying to get my turlte fix.)

Any educational children's software is enough to drive a Parson
to swear!

shuriken
07-15-2007, 12:19 AM
Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde(Nes) is crap...damn thuenderbolt kept killing me...

Chakan the forever Man(Genesis) The controls are kinda slow the graphics, are OK for a 16 bit game but it's not fun and it hates me so yeah...boo.

Back to the Future (Nes) is a mockery of a great film and should be wiped out of existance.

Cliffhanger(Genesis) It's a cheap wannabe double dragon with slow controls repetive enemies and a ridiculous avalanche level that kills you instantly. Plus as much as I liked the movie, this game just annoys me. Even if I did get it at a thrift store for a dollar( that should have been the indication that this was crap).

Superman 64 deserves to die. I loved that cartoon series but this cartoon takes all of the bad from it and just makes you really hate Superman.

Justice League Task Force (Genesis) The worst fighting game I've ever played . It's boring and has cheap characters, crappy storyline, no different ending they just made a half assed fighter with horrible controls and uggg... The only redeeming part is the creepy intro with Darksied speaking from the screen.

TMNT Tournament Fighters (Genesis) Don't get me wrong, I loved the idea of having a turtle fighting game but, come on, having only three villains that are bosses, that's crap!! The story, the gameplay, it's just a dissapointment that's all. Well it has good music and decent graphics so it's not too bad. A hell of a lot better than the other games on my list but that aint saying much. SNES version is great though, from what I hear.