The Thread Dedicated to Terrible, Horrible, Down Right Crappy Movies

[Jester]

As the title states this thread is dedicated to the films make you cringe. A thread for the likes of Gigli, anything by Ed Wood and Abraxas. (If you've never heard of the last one, then count yourself lucky, let's just say Jesse Ventura, Terminator Rip-off, and fight scenes with smooth jazz background music.)

To kick things off, here's an ad for a movie I'm sure would be a proud addition to this list. As some of you know I work behind the video counter at work on occasion, and we get a movie guide with the release schedules and ads for new movies. Along with ads for numerous sequels (Saw III, Open Water 2, because the first one was soooo good, and Walking Tall 2, with Kevin Sorbo replacing Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) and the other crap came this gem, and by gem I mean steaming pile of excrement. What makes it all the worse is it stars actual known actors (but I guess so did Plan Nine, with Bella Lugosi, and several of the other crap films I have in my collection). Here it is: Devil's Den.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Jesterangelo/DevilsDenad.jpg?t=1168837778
(The Tagline says it all: "The final battle for the soul of mankind will be fought IN A BAR FULL OF POSSESSED STRIPPERS!")

I couldn't help but laugh as I read the synopsis. If it's too small I'll type it here:
During a routine Spanish-Fly trip back from Mexico, 2 friends stumble upon an out-of-the-way gentleman's club with no cover charge and plenty of sexy, friendly ladies. (with a first sentence like that, this movies bound to be gold...did I mention it's DtV?) But what feels like lap dance heaven (oh, I get it...it's a pun. Cause the strippers are possessed. Get it! Get it? You don't get it!) is actually a recruiting station for an army of the flesh eating undead. (Oh...it gets better) Now a drug-dealing film geek (what a combo) (Devon Sawa), a trigger happy assassin (Kelly Hu), and a samurai demon hunter (does he hunt samurai demons, or is he a samurai who hunts demons....ow my brain hurts.) (Ken Foree) and a airhead cocktail waitress (Karen Maxwell) must battle ferocious hordes of (oh this is gold! The person who wrote this synopsis has got to do my PR sometime) gut-ripping strippers whose pimp-daddy is Satan himself. FHM and Deal or No Deal model Dawn Olivieri co-stars in this skin-baring (that explains the crap plot...it's all about the sex :roll: ) bloodbath where (get ready...) the horny meets the horned, beautiful women can be soul-sucking ghouls, and every man's road to Hell leads straight into DEVIL'S DEN.

Ahhh...that sounds like a winner. I'd consider watching it to laugh at just how bad it is, but I'm sure mommy wouldn't approve of some of the content.

[LogicDonny]

:lol: Haha this topic is full of win! Abraxas. It's that sci-fi movie right? I think it was aired on space a few times.

[Roseangelo]

Aside from all the MST3K movies I could list, Deep Blue Sea (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149261) is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

[Jester]

:lol: Haha this topic is full of win! Abraxas. It's that sci-fi movie right? I think it was aired on space a few times.
Yep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraxas%2C_Guardian_of_the_Universe

[LogicDonny]

Yep that's the one. Wasn't there a sequel?

[iris]

I saw some of Devil's Den... that's what happens when you fall asleep with the sci-fi channel on. It's as bad as advertised, and worse. But not as bad as the jaw-dropping horror of "From Justin to Kelly."

[Jester]

Wait...it was a made for TV movie...I could have sworn it hadn't been seen yet...kinda glad i didn't know it existed.

[iris]

Wait...it was a made for TV movie...I could have sworn it hadn't been seen yet...kinda glad i didn't know it existed.
Oh...yeah I see now the date says 2007... but I coulda sworn... is there ANOTHER movie where dumb travellers visit a she-demon-infested establishment in Mexico?! I guess maybe that's an irresistible theme. :lol:

[Jester]

Must be. What was that Decoys movie about? (That is also getting a DtV sequal.)

[Anarky]

Hahahaha, that Devil's Den flick sounds like something I need to see, because I enjoy trash movies a lot.

Among the worst-yet-awesome films you can expect to hear the name "Troma" sooner or later, so I'll be the first one to name them here. Who could forget the awesomeness that is the Toxic Avenger and immortal film titles like "Surf Nazis must die"? Up the same alley are the MST3K-Films, first and foremost "Manos - the Hands of Fate", which is a movie I tremendously enjoyed. And then there's another classic: Spanish SciFi-trainwreck "Accion Mutante" in which a couple of militant deformed retards take their revenge upon the beautiful of the future. Amazing movie, I tell you.

A downright bad movie is "Mars Attacks". Lots of stars, lots of big advertising and the film is just bad. Story's dull, the jokes stupid and the aliens are just idiots. Then there's the new Miami Vice flick. Sure, it's more or less true to the original, but have you ever seen such a huge amount of ego-masturbation in two hours? You get a bit of story, then you see them doing something tremendously cool for half an hour, such as driving a speedboat to get a drink in Cuba.

[iris]

Decoys was about aliens posing as college chicks.

Come to think of it, "Dusk Til Dawn" was about some guys stranded in a vampire saloon in Mexico, too. There's just something about Mexico... :)

Hey... I liked Mars Attacks. I enjoy the idea of Tom Jones music as a weapon of mass destruction!

[Barkworm]

Hulk. That movie still gives me nightmares.

[Jester]

Up the same alley are the MST3K-Films, first and foremost "Manos - the Hands of Fate", which is a movie I tremendously enjoyed.

I've heard Manos is awesome(ly bad). A friend of mine loves MST3K, and he says Manos is a must see....sadly I haven't....and I've seen a lot of crap-cinema.

[Roseangelo]

Manos is horrible (one word: Torgo!), and while it's usually considered the best MST3K episode, I wouldn't say it's the worst movie they ever riffed.

My favorite episode of MST3K after Manos is Warrior of the Lost World; horrible movie combined with great riffing.

[Sewer Bull]

A downright bad movie is "Mars Attacks". Lots of stars, lots of big advertising and the film is just bad. Story's dull, the jokes stupid and the aliens are just idiots.

Well... technically, wasn't that movie an intended parody? It was directed by Tim Burton after all, so it couldn't have been that deadly serious like "Independence Day" for instance.

And "Surf Nazis Must Die" has its moments of awesomeness, but in overall, it's very, very boring.

[Jester]

Anyone see the cinematic dumb that is "Santa Conquers the Martians." Man that's a bad film (what's sad is most of these bad movies i own...:P)

[Ra]

Is it okay to put up the names of all the crappy sequals Disney has been dishing out lately? :P

Well, I have been fortunate to see nearly no crappy movies in my short lifespan, but the one which I will always remember in my mind as "CRAP" will have to be "Ice Age 2: The Meltdown". The first one was okay, but the second one left me with that feeling. You know, the "WTF" feeling. It's probably just me, but shmeh *shrugs*

[Roseangelo]

Anyone see the cinematic dumb that is "Santa Conquers the Martians." Man that's a bad film (what's sad is most of these bad movies i own...:P)

As that is an MST3K movie, yes I've seen it. I think it sometimes actually gets played on TV in December (the actual movie, not the MST3K version), which is just scary and wrong.

[Jester]

I actually bought the non MST3K version....for around $2.00 at K-Mart.

[That Matt Guy]

Everyone should give "Mac and Me" a try. It's an E.T. ripoff sponsored by McDonalds and Coca Cola.

[Jo Dawn]

Hehe, Mac and Me... I remember that.

As for MST3K Bad-Goodness... The best episode ever is The Final Sacrifice.

[Peanut]

Everyone should give "Mac and Me" a try. It's an E.T. ripoff sponsored by McDonalds and Coca Cola.

HAHAHAHA! "Mac is sick!" "Quick give him a Coke!" F*cking hilarious. I used to be scared sh*tless of Mac's parents. Tall, nude, huge heads and poppy eyes. Between Coca Cola as a life source and how creepy the aliens look in that movie, A+.

[Jester]

I may have to find this one...:P Maltin gave it *1/2...that's pretty low.

[Anarky]

While we're talking about Mac and Me... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hzWM03v32M&mode=related&search=) Yes, the film is pretty bad.

Another crappy movie that is actually quite enjoyable due to its trash-factor: Double Dragon. I especially love the name Geistman.

[cowabunga14]

I'd say Wing Commander (http://imdb.com/title/tt0131646/) is the worst movie I've seen. I pretended to like it that night when I watched it with my dad. It sucks so much that I wouldn't watch it again if my life depended on it.

[Peanut]

While we're talking about Mac and Me... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hzWM03v32M&mode=related&search=) Yes, the film is pretty bad.

AHHHHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my dear lord. I have it watch that now. I know I have the VHS around here somewhere.

[Spitfire]

I went to see the Italian Job once and there were no seats so our tickets didn't go to waste we ducked into the next theater over...the movie was Dumb and Dumber-er god that was terrible.

Robots was also unbearably bad, but I saw that by choice so I could make fun it with some friends*Cheap theaters*

Alexander...I don't know what Stone was thinking when he made this piece of **** but it was so bad I wanted to walk out, I don't know what kept me there. I had paid to see a movie and I already wasted enough of my life on it I guess I had to see the stupid disappointing ending.

I could list more I'm sure but those are the stand outs.

[LogicDonny]

Mac and me.. I loved that movie as akid.. Want to own it on Dvd just for teh sheer greatness of how crappy it is.

Here's a great crappy movie.

Street fighter. :lol: Awesome bad movie.. So funny I laughed how bad it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wZ9nCu8_4c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7IJ8cz292k

[Mr. Snackpants]

Two movies my roomates watch last night....Eurotrip and Beerfest.

They have the worst taste in movies, obviously. I could hear the movies playing from my room and...holy sh*t it was annoying the hell out of me.

[Ecto Jedi]

Aside from all the MST3K movies I could list, Deep Blue Sea (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149261) is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

What??? That movie was great!

[Roseangelo]

What??? That movie was great!

Nooooo way! When the best moment of a movie is Samuel L. Jackson being eaten by a shark, you are NOT looking at a good movie! LL Cool J managed to make the movie tolerable, but otherwise it was Jurassic Park underwater and not in a good way.

[Warhorse]

Hmmm, since you are all talking about shark movies, I thought Jaws Revenge really sucked, especially compared to the first one!

What about listing movies that aren't crappy, but they were so disturbing, you can't bring yourself to watch it again?

[Peanut]

What about listing movies that aren't crappy, but they were so disturbing, you can't bring yourself to watch it again?

Here's one, Jarhead. That part where the dude gets a videotape of his favourite movie from his wife, only to have it turn into a homemade porno of her and the next door neighbor...damn. There was just this ridiculously tense quietness in the theater. Something I've never experienced before in my life. That was really disturbing to me. I can't watch that movie anymore because of it.

[Warhorse]

Oh, I know a crappy and disturbing movie. Showgirls. Saw two seconds of it and turned it off ASAP!

[Jester]

I couldn't stand Jarhead...just kinda boring to me.

[DrSpengler]

Here are a few reviews I wrote for some of the worst movies I've ever seen:

Traxx (http://www.filmsy.com/reviews/traxx/)

Troll 2 (http://www.filmsy.com/reviews/troll-2/)

Rock 'n Roll Nightmare (http://www.filmsy.com/reviews/rock-n-roll-nightmare/)

Leprechaun 2 (http://www.filmsy.com/reviews/leprechaun-2/)


Other honorable mentions:

Yor, Hunter of the Future
R.O.T.O.R.

[Peanut]

Dude, love your reviews. I enjoy reading horrible movie reviews and you've got that special something that makes reading them very entertaining. I ask for more.

[Spitfire]

Haha I gota see Rock n’ Roll Nightmare now. That looks like everything lame about that genre of music back then all rolled into one thing.

[Ra]

Robots was also unbearably bad, but I saw that by choice so I could make fun it with some friends*Cheap theaters*
YES! Finally, I meet someone who agrees with me. I was forced to watch the entire thing through computers. Everyone was laughing their heads off except for me...thank god I had a music lesson then... *shudders*

Another one I had just thought of the other night was "Over the Hedge". Yeah, I just hate pure CGI main-stream movies that are meant for kids :lol: It just seemed a bit...dry, I guess. A few of the gags were okay, but other than that, I should have been using my time drawing or making paper hats for people. Besides, any movie with the voice of Avril Lavine in it just HAS to be bad in my opinion :dead:

[That Matt Guy]

While we're talking about Mac and Me... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hzWM03v32M&mode=related&search=) Yes, the film is pretty bad.

YES! That's about as funny as the scene where the main character rolls off a HUGE cliff in his wheelchair.

[Draconic]

While we're talking about Mac and Me... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hzWM03v32M&mode=related&search=) Yes, the film is pretty bad.

Another crappy movie that is actually quite enjoyable due to its trash-factor: Double Dragon. I especially love the name Geistman.

:x What? I love these movies but not because they're trashy! :cry: :lol:

[Anarky]

YES! That's about as funny as the scene where the main character rolls off a HUGE cliff in his wheelchair.

Yes, that scene is pretty funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7PgcjzWlwU) Amazing CGI was used for the stunts and it was just downright scary.

I wonder if there's a single six year old that falls for this. Even back in the 80ies, this movie was abysmally bad.

[Peanut]

Dear God! PLEASE! I can hardly breathe. Just seeing that movie again makes my brain hurt. Holy ****. Watching it NOW!

Edit: I actually watched the whole thing tonight. Boy...what a treat. My favourite part is at the end, where the cops open fire on the alien family in front of a gas station, causing a big explosion and killing the wheelchair kid, despite the fact that he's literally 50 feet from the blast. Then the aliens come out and bring him back to life. That scene was only beaten by the following scene, featuring the alien family taking an oath and becoming citizens of the United States, then they drive off in a pink convertible. The mind reels.

[That Matt Guy]

That scene was only beaten by the following scene, featuring the alien family taking an oath and becoming citizens of the United States, then they drive off in a pink convertible. The mind reels.

HAHAHAHA!! Don't forget the promise of a sequel they give to the viewer at the very end... "We'll Be Back!"

[Jester]

Chalk up Sleepy Hollow High. It's sooo bad that bonus features are actually the best part of the disk. I plan to re-watch it eventually, with the director/writer/producer/actor (all the same guy, of course) commentary. I've always wanted to hear the self indulgent spiel of the director of film. Almost did it with the movie Black Dahlia (not the one with Hiliary Swank, Scarlett Johansson, and Josh Hartnett, but the "cash in on a decent movie with the same title" piece of crap directed by Ulli Lommel) there would have been some egomanical stuff.

[Katie]

What about that movie....gawd I can't remember the name of it right now....Where the couple goes on vacation and goes out scuba diving. they get left by the dive boat and the whole movie is about them slowly giving up....literally two hours you're waiting for sharks (which are suggested through the whole movie as being on the verge of chowing down) to eat them...and nothing.

I'm glad my friend bought my way into that one......


UGH what was the name of that movie!

[Anarky]

It's called "Open Water". And it is bad. Not a single bloody shark in the whole friggin' film.

[Katie]

YAY!!! That's it!! Thanks Anarky, that was going to drive me mad....


It was SO boring. I was cheering for the sharks....but they never came :cry:



EDIT: Also...Blair Witch Project 2....no need for all that

[Ecto Jedi]

What about that movie....gawd I can't remember the name of it right now....Where the couple goes on vacation and goes out scuba diving. they get left by the dive boat and the whole movie is about them slowly giving up....literally two hours you're waiting for sharks (which are suggested through the whole movie as being on the verge of chowing down) to eat them...and nothing.

Seriously? I've heard it's pretty bad, but you don't even see the sharks? Or they just circle around and never really do anything?

[Jester]

Watched it...was bored to death. Can you believe there's gonna be a Open Water 2?

[Anarky]

Watched it...was bored to death. Can you believe there's gonna be a Open Water 2?
There already is an "Open Water II". (http://imdb.com/title/tt0470055/) Horrible, just downright horrible. Sure, the story is more or less interesting for about 15 minutes, but chucking two people into the water for 2 hours is just a bad idea.

[Katie]

Seriously? I've heard it's pretty bad, but you don't even see the sharks? Or they just circle around and never really do anything?

you see suggestions of them....and at the end a shark is caught with the dive watch in his stomach....but They die from giving up....seriously

[Jester]

There already is an "Open Water II". (http://imdb.com/title/tt0470055/) Horrible, just downright horrible. Sure, the story is more or less interesting for about 15 minutes, but chucking two people into the water for 2 hours is just a bad idea.
That's it...I just didn't think it was out yet, thus the "gonna be". :P

[Ra]

There already is an "Open Water II". (http://imdb.com/title/tt0470055/) Horrible, just downright horrible. Sure, the story is more or less interesting for about 15 minutes, but chucking two people into the water for 2 hours is just a bad idea.
Gahaha! I was watching this with my cosuin a few days ago, and we both agreed in about 10 minutes that this was a very crappy movie. So in the end we turned the sound down and made up our own story with the movie. And thus, DIY dubbing saves the day again :lol:

[Jester]

Gahaha! I was watching this with my cousin a few days ago, and we both agreed in about 10 minutes that this was a very crappy movie. So in the end we turned the sound down and made up our own story with the movie. And thus, DIY dubbing saves the day again :lol:
So it's not D2D, but it actually was released in theaters....wiggy. I could have sworn this wasn't a theatrical release.

[Revan]

Oh man I watched this movie called "Going Overboard" starring Adam Sandler... Horrible. I think it was his first movie and it was so so so bad. We all just sat around and laughed at how pathetic it was.

And Catwoman with Halle Berry... yikes, what a disaster.

[愛]

Nice necropost, but since it's one of those "oh snap, I saw the worst thing ever" threads, it's cool.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Well, since it's here, let me throw one out.

Smokin' Aces. Pile of steaming sh*t.

[Cascadia]

Anywhere but here <---simply no plot
Dumb and Dumber <--a tad too cheesy for me.

[Swany]

I hated "High School Musical" I know theres all theis hype about how awosme it is, but I hated the chateacter development. "We all hate eachother" then 5 minues form the end. "No, we don't were all in this together" (whatever that means) *song number* Plus the stereotypes are pretty bad.

The songs are annoyingly catchy. I keep getting them stuck in my head.

There's gonna be a sequel.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Anywhere but here <---simply no plot
Dumb and Dumber <--a tad too cheesy for me.

Oh COME ON. Jeff Daniels farts in a fireplace. Nobody can resist that.

[Anarky]

Well, since it's here, let me throw one out.

Smokin' Aces. Pile of steaming sh*t.

I liked Smokin' Aces. I thought it was a really good movie. Sure, there was no story to speak of, but the action was very nice to look at.

Anyways, the other day, I watched this movie called "Safety Patrol" at 3am. After about five minutes, I knew why the film was on at that particular time. It was horrible. Story dumb, acting dumber and Leslie Nielsen was only in it for about three seconds, which was the reason why I watched it to begin with.

[Courk]

I enjoyed making fun of "The Day After Tomorrow" when I saw it. It's actually a watchable movie, so it's not the worst thing I've ever seen. That would be "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders" (or something similar). That was an MST3K episode, and I couldn't even stand it with them mocking it.

Probably the worst non-MST3K movie I've watched would be "Pterodactyl" on the Sci-Fi channel. I'll spoiler this just in case anyone wants to watch it:
I don't remember why, but the Pterodactyls keep attacking the people. I think the people had to get to the main pterodactyl lair and do something to save the day. At one point the main characters make it to a cabin. Two people from their group are injured. They decide to leave them there and rescue them after they're done with the pterodactyl lair thing. Eventually we see the people in the cabin get killed -- but the rest of the group has already moved on and doesn't know this. At the end of the movie, after they're done with pterodactyl lair, the main characters basically say they're going home. No mention of going back for the cabin people, but as far as they know, the cabin people are alive.
Things like that, plus breathtaking special effects, made this one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

[Swany]

I don't like Grease. Never even seen it all the way through. But I don't like it.

[SassyGal]

you see suggestions of them....and at the end a shark is caught with the dive watch in his stomach....but They die from giving up....seriously

Seriously??? That's how it ends? Then I didn't miss much when I fell asleep :lol: Worst movie ever was the whole Silent Night, Deadly Night series of movies. A guy in a Santa suit killing people is just twisted!

[ThirdMarioBro]

I liked Smokin' Aces. I thought it was a really good movie. Sure, there was no story to speak of, but the action was very nice to look at.

Anyways, the other day, I watched this movie called "Safety Patrol" at 3am. After about five minutes, I knew why the film was on at that particular time. It was horrible. Story dumb, acting dumber and Leslie Nielsen was only in it for about three seconds, which was the reason why I watched it to begin with.

I hated Smokin' Aces because it tries too hard to be a Pulp Fiction-esque movie. If they had thrown out all the attempts at story and made the production all action, it would have been great.


But if you want to talk about movies that are garbage, no list can leave out the Neverending Story 2. That one is a contender for the top spot. It was so bad that I haven't seen either in over a decade in hopes of forgetting the sequel so I can enjoy the original again in a purified state.

[Barkworm]

Being a fan of the novel I'll say that all Neverending Story movies are trash.

[Ecto Jedi]

Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge.

Worst. Sequel. Ever.

And I'm not just ribbing on it because it's a slasher movie -- I love slasher movies. I own all but two of the Elm Street films and a horde of F13 cassettes, and I write about them all the time on my blog. But there's absolutely nothing redeemable about a film where the main protagonist spends half the film visiting leather bars, fighting exploding parrots and whipping naked school teachers. Seriously.

[RaphistheBest]

Hulk. That movie still gives me nightmares.

OH. MY. GOD. That movie was freaking horrible! My cousin and I were all excited about seeing it and we went opening weekend. There were maybe three other people in the theater along with myself, my boyfriend at the time, my cousin, and a friend of his. When the movie was over we literally jumped over seats to get out of the theater. That was probably the worst 3 hours, or how ever long that crap is, of my life. I have a Facebook profile and in my slot for movies I have something to the effect of 'if you like this movie you should die' or something.

Oh, and here's a movie that if I see again I'll kill myself. ATHF. I WANTED TO FREAKING KILL EVERYONE IN THE THEATER AND BLOW MY BRAINS OUT! :x Sometimes I really hate being a best friends because mine really really wanted me to go with him, my boyfriend, and an old friend of ours and I tell ya, I wish I had a gun that night. They of course LOVED it. I knew that I wasn't going to like it because I hate the show but I had no idea how bad I was going to hate it. I can deal with show if I must but I will never, NEVER, be anywhere near that movie again.

[Courk]

I paid to see Nacho Libre. I'm not sure why. I didn't like Napoleon Dynamite, yet I went and saw this movie knowing it had the same writer and director.

I was bored for almost the whole movie. I think there was one joke I found mildly amusing, but the rest of it was just boring. There wasn't anything there. I couldn't laugh at bad special effects because there were none, I didn't laugh at the jokes, and since it was meant to be a comedy, there's not much else there. There's nothing worse for a movie than being boring.

[Drtooth]

I don't know if I said this before, but any movie they air in syndication at 3 pm on a sunday afternoon.

We get
Crappy films from the 80's and 90's starring no-bodies,
Leftover Lifetime whiny menstral fests
and any crappy made for TV movie with the word Kill or Death in the title.

[The Terror of Death]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Rocky Balboa, Eragon, The Invisible, Borat, Accepted, and almost every original movie on the Sci-fi channel. Pure torture. :dead: :dead:

[RaphistheBest]

I tend to find original Sci-fi movies kinda amusing due to really bad special effects. But, yea, you're right. Almost every original Sci-fi movie blows.

The only thing that I found funny about Nacho Libre was that really fat chick that crawled through the holes in the walls to chase that really skinny guy. At first, she scared the hell outta me and my friends because of how ugly she was. After the fear went away we couldn't stop laughing.

[Brodie]

Spider-Man. I've said it before, and I stick by it.

Someone mentioned Pterodactyl. Which I rented to riff on with a few friends. To which we imagined the movie board meeting involved some crazy, greazy lawyer type with a thick jersey accent: "Ok, guy, listin' ta' dis....Black screen......You know what spinnas' are? Aight...TerrorDactyl. You wit' me? Aight...Colon. We ain't semi-colin-in this ****. TerrorDactyl - Colon - Gangstas Paradise. The inside of da A's and O's are spinnas. Now you're askin whos in it....Hang on...Hang on....Coolio. Yeah. Coolio."

I atleast hope thats how it went.

Garbage Pail Kids is really bad too.

[Time Mistress]

Let's see.

Legally Blonde 2 (just plain bad)
Blow Up (French film, really boring one I had to watch for a film class in college)
The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps (just plain bad and just plain gross)
Highlander 2: Quickening version (some sequels were just never meant to be made)
and about half of Disney's animated "cheapquels"

[Warhorse]

Worst movie I ever seen. Some boring, lame ass B movie called Primo Baby.

But more popular movies. Uh, last worst of the worst movies I saw was History of Violence. Should have been called History of Sex.

[ZariusTwo]

Shark Attack 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnIcLjNCu5U&mode=related&search=

'Nuff said

[VaughnMichael]

I think The decent was one of the worst movies I've ever seen lets see what else I hate all of the saw movies, pans labrynth was super dissapointing and no not because it's in spanish either, most scifi chanel movies are pretty bad,
some movie called the south shall rise again I think thats what its called.

[Courk]

Someone mentioned Pterodactyl. Which I rented to riff on with a few friends. To which we imagined the movie board meeting involved some crazy, greazy lawyer type with a thick jersey accent: "Ok, guy, listin' ta' dis....Black screen......You know what spinnas' are? Aight...TerrorDactyl. You wit' me? Aight...Colon. We ain't semi-colin-in this ****. TerrorDactyl - Colon - Gangstas Paradise. The inside of da A's and O's are spinnas. Now you're askin whos in it....Hang on...Hang on....Coolio. Yeah. Coolio."

I atleast hope thats how it went.

I missed the beginning of that movie. ("Missed"? That implies I regret not seeing the beginning... :ohwell: ). Please tell me there really weren't spinners in the title.

[Sunshine]

I've seen some pretty bad movies in my time... ok some REALLY REALLY bad movies. But there aren't a whole lot of them that I "hate" but hey I love some movies that are famous for being bad. Like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" really it's the movies that bore me or that HAD potential and screwed it up that I wouldn't watch again.

Still the movie that first comes to mind as a movie I "hated" that I would never ever watch again. "Grave of the Fireflies" I love anime, and it doesn't have to be cutesy or anything like that but this movie had no redeeming qualities in my opinion. I am not a big fan of war movies and this was basically a war movie with virtually no action, the main characters are a pair of orphan children, and the movie is basically just about them trying to survive. The only bright spot of the movie is the younger child the little girl. I'll spoiler the rest of this in case any of you actually WANT to see this...

The spend the entire movie showing you how horrible life is for these two kids and you start to like the little girl. Then she dies. No action, no real story, no real character development. The entire point of the movie seemed to be to bore you to tears and if that didn't work look we've killed the only character that even had the illusion of depth. ~_~

[Ava Collier]

I'm sure I'd hate most movies if I bothered much with movies. X3's only redeeming qualities...

Scott dies.
Jean dies.
:lol:

[Drtooth]

and about half of Disney's animated "cheapquels"

Yeah... Jungle Book 2 was pure hell. I liked the Aladin sequals (the third more than the second) a bit, and Goofy Movie 2 was good, dispite the fact it was just a paper thin attempt to market ESPN and the X-Games. I think Lion King 2 showed that a good sequal CAN be done.

[Mutated Turtle]

Hmmm..............................TMNT:3 was a Terrible,Horrible,Down Right Crappy Movie.Who agrees with me?

[Candy Kappa]

any Bruno Matei movie and Uwe Boll

Captain America 2: Death too soon

[Turo602]

Twilight movies, nuff said.

[Candy Kappa]

Twilight movies, nuff said.

urrrgh! I'm so happy that my girl friend hate everything twilight related.

i could rant on how horrible it is. But really Noah "Spoonyone" Antwiler summed it up perfectly

[Turo602]

urrrgh! I'm so happy that my girl friend hate everything twilight related.

i could rant on how horrible it is. But really Noah "Spoonyone" Antwiler summed it up perfectly

Lucky you. Having a girlfriend who hates twilight, good for you man. I could too talk so much smack about those movies.:lol:

[The Stryker]

I gotta ask. How many of you have actually seen these movies you're bashing?

It seems like most just base their opinions off of internet video critics. Somehow ever since that unfunny guy did a review of Good Burger it's gotten this bad rap like it ranks up with some of the worst movies of all time. I'm not a twilight fan by any means but I have seen way way way way worse.

[Turo602]

I gotta ask. How many of you have actually seen these movies you're bashing?

It seems like most just base their opinions off of internet video critics. Somehow ever since that unfunny guy did a review of Good Burger it's gotten this bad rap like it ranks up with some of the worst movies of all time. I'm not a twilight fan by any means but I have seen way way way way worse.

I feel bad for you.:cry:

[The Stryker]

I feel bad for you.:cry:

Yeah I know, I saw all of the Resident Evil movies.

Really though, have you seen either of the Twilight movies?

[Turo602]

Yeah I know, I saw all of the Resident Evil movies.

Really though, have you seen either of the Twilight movies?

Now we know not to trust your opinions anymore.:P Oh, and no.

[The Stryker]

Now we know not to trust your opinions anymore.:P Oh, and no.

Then you can't really say it's one of the worst movies of all time.

They aren't good. At best they're lifetime movie garbage but it gets so much hate just because it's popular.

[Turo602]

Then you can't really say it's one of the worst movies of all time.

They aren't good. At best they're lifetime movie garbage but it gets so much hate just because it's popular.

The trailer was enough to me. And the things I here about them, that aren't from horny girls.

[The Stryker]

The trailer was enough to me. And the things I here about them, that aren't from horny girls.

Yeaaaaah. Not really a rock solid basis for an opinion but whatever.

Me and Cure watched D-WAR last night. That was pretty bad.

[Turo602]

Yeaaaaah. Not really a rock solid basis for an opinion.

Me and Cure watched D-WAR last night. That was pretty bad.

LOL, but It looks and sounds dumb. "Say it out loud" Yeah naw sh*t. That's poor writing. And when he runs, it looks like he's running in place with a green screen behind him. And what Vampire twinkles in the light, I thought they burned. It's just really stupid to me and I don't like it. But like you said It can't be rock solid. But to me it's like saying, you never know if you like gay porn unless you watch it.:lol:

[Cure]

You're retarded for passing judgment on movies you've never seen. You're a terrible person.

[Turo602]

You're retarded for passing judgment on movies you've never seen. You're a terrible person.

So you like Twilight?

Who cares, think what you will.

[The Stryker]

LOL, but It looks and sounds dumb.

Reminds me of a guy I know.

Nobody is really defending Twilight. It's just the mentality of "I haven't seen it but I know it's bad! FACT." Is alittle dumb. If it's not your thing, sure whatever don't see it nobody cares.

[Cure]

So you like Twilight?

Who cares, think what you will.

I've only seen the first one, and I did not like it. I can say that, though, because I've seen it. Seriously, when are you gonna stop being dumb? You've been here for a while and have said nothing but stupid things.

[Turo602]

I've only seen the first one, and I did not like it. I can say that, though, because I've seen it. Seriously, when are you gonna stop being dumb? You've been here for a while and have said nothing but stupid things.

So you don't like it? Then stop complaining about it if you're agreeing with me. You, Stryker, and many others don't like it. So Why should I care to watch a bogus movie. Like I said that's like saying watch gay porn, you've never seen it so don't judge it.

[Cure]

So you don't like it? Then stop complaining about it if you're agreeing with me. You, Stryker, and many others don't like it. So Why should I care to watch a bogus movie. Like I said that's like saying watch gay porn, you've never seen it so don't judge it.

I'm not agreeing with you because you don't have a valid statement to agree with. And I don't see what gay porn has to do with this, but to humor you, I don't wanna watch it because it's not my thing, but I will never say it's terrible because I have NO PLACE TO.

[Koi]

HyophYBP_w4

[Turo602]

I'm not agreeing with you because you don't have a valid statement to agree with. And I don't see what gay porn has to do with this, but to humor you, I don't wanna watch it because it's not my thing, but I will never say it's terrible because I have NO PLACE TO.

Thank you. Now I understand your argument, I could see why you don't think I have a valid statement. And I could agree with that.

But pointers for the future, don't ever come in the conversation with name calling okay. Because people won't respond nicely.

[Koi]

Twilight, wonderful plot lines, horribly written with lots of repetition of phrases like "rock abs, angel, cold."

The movie I didn't care for, but it was not a terrible, horrible, down right crappy movie. The first movie had a low budget which shows, the second one was a lot better. I love how Twilight is one of the few franchises that actual follow Lycan mythology. Her vampires may not be "vampires" we know and love but goodness she follows Lycan mythology quite well.

[Candy Kappa]

I gotta ask. How many of you have actually seen these movies you're bashing?

It seems like most just base their opinions off of internet video critics. Somehow ever since that unfunny guy did a review of Good Burger it's gotten this bad rap like it ranks up with some of the worst movies of all time. I'm not a twilight fan by any means but I have seen way way way way worse.

I've seen both twilight movies, as I have posted in latest movie thread.
saw the 2nd movie twice to see the CGI wolves again to see why I did not like them

horrible plot, bad characters especially Bella and her sociopath behavior. and the story's downright subtleness of a hippo in a glass of water. Crappy CGI Wolves and sparkling vampires

[shuriken]

Has anyone here seen the 5 lady venoms. Wow that is probably the worst movie i have ever seen. I'd rather watch TMNT3 and Leprachaun in space in a row than watch that again.
As for Twilight I have yet to see either so i dunno.