Worst Video Game Quotes

[ZariusTwo]

1. Anything said in Last Alert
2. Anything said in Resident Evil
3. "Doctor Wowee" (http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/megaman8/clip2.mp3) (Megaman 8)
4. Quite possibly, the last thing you ever want to say in a Shoot 'em Up (http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/vampirenight/clip4.mp3) (Vampire Night)
5. "Where is The Lazer?", "Ask The Police" (Captain Amercia and The Avengers)

[Barkworm]

90% of Symphony of the Night.

[Ra]

4. Quite possibly, the last thing you ever want to say in a Shoot 'em Up (http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/vampirenight/clip4.mp3) (Vampire Night)
Oh god, that one had me in stitches. :lol: That is indeed pretty horrible.

The worst one I have heard/seen while playing a game (and running the risk of looking like a Kingdom Hearts fan girl :roll: ) is "We totally owned you, lamers!", said by Seifer from Kingdom Hearts II. I do believe that one speaks for itself.

But if we are talking about the worst one that we have seen to the point that it is funny?

"Congratulation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes!" --Ending of Ghostbusters for NES.

[Cure]

I'll have to go with the classic "All your base are belong to us".

[Peanut]

"Metal Gear?"

And every single line from Final Fantasy X.

[Cure]

Yeah, them too.

But yo, what happened to your 360 gamertag thing?

[Peanut]

Xbox Live is down for maintenance this afternoon, so my Gamercard data can't be used.

[愛]

Every line from Final Fantasy X is right. Awful dialog. Final Fantasy XII, as well.

Ganondorf has some pretty homo lines, too. He pretends he's all big and whatnot, but we all know the ending every time. It's not like he's fooling anyone.

[Peanut]

Ganondorf has some pretty homo lines, too. He pretends he's all big and whatnot, but we all know the ending every time. It's not like he's fooling anyone.

Yeah, he has some truly horrific lines. A lot of stuff said in Twilight Princess was pretty bad.

[Spitfire]

From Devil May Cry sadly

"I was supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!" Ugh that was so horrible.

[Peanut]

That reminds me of a line from another Crapcom game.

"I've covered wars, you know!"

Man, Capcom has to have the worst writers on the planet, and that goes double for their voice actors.

[Spitfire]

That reminds me of a line from another Crapcom game.

"I've covered wars, you know!"

Man, Capcom has to have the worst writers on the planet, and that goes double for their voice actors.

Amen to that, who ever decided using porn stars in the first RE game was really thinking outside the box wasn't he? He turned it into a joke, it was bad enough back then now it's like watching a movie so bad the only reason you do is to laugh at it.

"You almost became a Jill Sandwich!"

They must have let the porn stars write their old lines to.

[Mecha Cow]

DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

All Your Base, of course. And while it's not a quote per se, I'd also like to nominate the 'laughing' scene from Final Fantasy X. If you've played the game, you know what I'm talking about. Christ, that was painful.

[That Matt Guy]

5. "Where is The Lazer?", "Ask The Police" (Captain Amercia and The Avengers)

THANK YOU........ WONDER MAN! OK, GO!

[Brodie]

Anything said in Contra Neo.

[GK Punk]

BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU

Oh Symphony of the night. You so crazy

[MrOldSchool]

5. "Where is The Lazer?", "Ask The Police" (Captain Amercia and The Avengers)


Let's not forget this one:

"You can't escape!" "YOU will be the one escaping!"

And of course, there's also the intro to the Mega Drive version of Zero Wing.

[That Matt Guy]

BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU

Oh Symphony of the night. You so crazy

You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to love.

[Ra]

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/Ra-Cho/big_silly.png

Can anyone confirm this one?

[GK Punk]

You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to love.

"The night is still young. Let us go out for Pleasure."

It's so ironic that I just dug that game out last week.

[愛]

"Wait a moment. You seem human, and yet....what do you here?"

"..........I've come to destroy this castle."

"Then we have the same purpose. I'll trust you for now. I'm Maria. Who are you?"

The dialog for this game is so bad, it's hilarious.

[Barkworm]

Think you I would forget such a thing? NO!

[Krang]

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/Ra-Cho/big_silly.png

Can anyone confirm this one?
Yes, that's an actual quote from Fatal Fury Special. Although I am a big fan of SNK's fighting games, I have to admit that their English dialog was pretty strange at times. Here's another:

http://xs113.xs.to/xs113/07134/wubba-wubba.gif

[GK Punk]

Yeah those FF games are a vault of Humor. I wish I could remember more off the top of my head from that.

[Ra]

Yes, that's an actual quote from Fatal Fury Special. Although I am a big fan of SNK's fighting games, I have to admit that their English dialog was pretty strange at times. Here's another:

http://xs113.xs.to/xs113/07134/wubba-wubba.gif
Thanks for clearing that up for me Krang! I just had to make sure...

Oh, and that "Wubba Wubba" quote? Hilarious :lol:

[Krang]

Yeah those FF games are a vault of Humor. I wish I could remember more off the top of my head from that.
This page (http://www.tiptonium.com/videogames/favorites/Lair%20of%20the%20Bemani%20Bastards.htm) has a few more, plus a bunch from other games. And I almost forgot about this site (http://zanyvgquotes.com/)!

[GK Punk]

Those sites are gold :lol:

YOU NOW POSSESS DRACULA'S RIB

http://www.tiptonium.com/videogames/favorites/Lair%20of%20the%20Bemani%20Bastards_files/syrup.png

Hey Krauser, you take that bus, you gonna get there. Think about it.

[ThirdMarioBro]

I Am Error.

[ThirdMarioBro]

"My Emperor! I've Failed YouuuuuuuUUU!!!" BOOM!
-Random Grunt, Star Fox 64

"Duuuh, Who Put the lights out?"
-Random Ninja Turtle

"Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup! Mua-ha-ha-ha"
-The Shredder

"You Must Defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."
-Ryu

"Why do we fight Bass. We should be friends!"
-Mega Man

"Link checked the chest. Wow. It's a nice chest."
-Link's Awakening

"Hello, this is bucket mouse. Oh wait, this is the wrong number."
-Link's Awakening

and the motherload...


"Why don't you get yourself a teddy bear?!?"
-Omochao

"I'm afraid of heights; put me down!"
-Omochao

"Ahhh, that was scawey"
-Omochao

"I'm only here to help you , ya' know"
-Omochao

I'm not going to help you anymore.
-Omochao

"Hi, I'm professor Omochao!"
-Professor Omochao


"Step on panel 1, it will take you to panels 2, and 3. If you don't jump when you land on a panel, you will fall."
-Wierd floaty energy ball/Tikal, Sonic Adventure.

[Spitfire]

"Wait a moment. You seem human, and yet....what do you here?"

"..........I've come to destroy this castle."

"Then we have the same purpose. I'll trust you for now. I'm Maria. Who are you?"

The dialog for this game is so bad, it's hilarious.

No kidding I watched my roommate beat it last night. The voice acting makes it even worse.

[Scavenger]

- All the quotes from Star Fox 64 ( http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223 )

- Zone of the Enders The 2nd Runner
Dingo: "Even if you're BAHRAM, that's too rough."
Ken: "It sure is."

- Mega Man X6
"ZELLLLOOO!!! JUZDIE ZELLLOOO!!!"
"THE BADDLE HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!"

-True Crime Streets of LA
Girl: "Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
Nick: "No, I'm just happy to see you."

[Aelia]

Oh boy, this will be fun.

- "Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors?" - Ryo Hazuki, Shenmue. (Oh, you guys saw this coming from miles away.)

- "I FEEL ASLEEP!" - Some random guard, Metal Gear. (This guy is my hero.)

- "COME WITH ME TO HEEEEELLLL!" - Cervantes, Soul Calibur 2 (Erm. No thanks dude.)

- "N.G!" - Announcer, Dance Dance Revolution. (Oh god, my legs.)

- "Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!" - Toad, Super Mario Brothers. (SONUVA-)

- "Ugh. You're definitely not my type." - Cassandra, Soul Calibur 2. (One of the top ten things you DON'T want to say in battle.)

[Voltron]

Shen Mue was what did it for me.

"I'm looking for some sailors."

"I need to know where sailors hang out."

"I'm looking for a man named Charlie. He wears shades and. . . he has a tattoo."

I'd assume the whole town would peg him for a budding homosexual if they all weren't sharing half a brain!

Or how about when he drinks a can of soda? What the hell is that?

*GLIK GLIK GLIK* "HOOOOOooooouahhhhh" *GLIK GLIK GLIK* "Ahhh. . . good."

Does he really need to state it out loud? Is he just reinforcing the idea that the soda tasted good? How did he make it to highschool without drowning while brushing his teeth? It's insanity.

The dialogue is so clunky and awkward that I'm actually afraid to go to Japan. They all talk to each other like retarded bizarros, apparently.


Ryo-"I must avenge my father. He was killed by a man driving a black car."
Everyone in the damn game-"No, I don't remember any malicious black cars. There was one that almost ran me over yesterday, but that was really more of a navy blue, now that I think about it. Sorry, I can't help you."


That's what got me the most. Even though Lan Di's car almost ran over every dumbass in town, they still have to pause and search the bowels of their mind to remember! This happened hours ago! HOURS! There has to be something in the water that makes the entire population of Yamanose retarded in that game. There's no other explanation. NO. OTHER. EXPLANATION.


Seriously, I think "Shen Mue" translated from Chinese means "Eternal Dumbass." Sure, Ryo can throw down with the best of them, but he's ****ed out of his mind if he has to tie his shoe laces.

[cowabunga14]

I came up with a few from Mortal Kombat: Deception...

"Oh, this is gonna suck!"

[after punching Mokap who is wearing a motion capture costume] "Oh, my *balls*!"

"We are no demon! Surely you can sense that We are not of your kind."

[ThirdMarioBro]

"Justice will prevail....just kidding!"
-Xianghua, Soul Caliber II

[Spitfire]

"You are the crazy at Castlevania!" Castilvania Lament Of Innocence

[Cure]

"Fox, get this guy off me!" - Slippy in Star Fox 64.

It's not so much that it's bad, it's that I WANNA JUMP THROUGH THE F*CKING TV SCREEN, INTO THE GAME, ONTO HIS ARWING, AND CHOKE THE EVERLOVIN' LIFE OUT OF THAT F*CKIN' TOAD WITH HIS OWN TONGUE.

[Ra]

*pats Cure on the back* It's okay Cure...let it all out, man. Let it all out...

[ThirdMarioBro]

"Fox, get this guy off me!" - Slippy in Star Fox 64.


You see, every time I get pissed, I just think about that sentence's alternate meaning. Then I laugh, and move on.

[Spike Spiegel]

Spidey's wisecracks from Ultimate Spider-Man because they were so repetitive.

Just imagine hearing "What did the five fingers say to the face--? SLAP!"
and "Up high, down low, two slow" countless times while trying to just barely beat the sh*t out of the Green Goblin, who was probably the hardest boss in the game.


Good game, but Spider-Man needed more funny lines.

[Jo Dawn]

Yeah those FF games are a vault of Humor. I wish I could remember more off the top of my head from that.

Yeah, I saw a special or something about those games a while ago... just... showing all the weird stuff that it's translated to... Hehe.

And most of these made me laugh. I'd forgotten about a bunch of them.

[Cure]

Spidey's wisecracks from Ultimate Spider-Man because they were so repetitive.

Just imagine hearing "What did the five fingers say to the face--? SLAP!"
and "Up high, down low, two slow" countless times while trying to just barely beat the sh*t out of the Green Goblin, who was probably the hardest boss in the game.


Good game, but Spider-Man needed more funny lines.

I dunno. I think the "butt........hole" line was pretty funny.

[Archon_Turtle]

I'm going to have to say most of the technical dialogue from <Insert Metal Gear Game Here>...cause really...I don't need to know everything about the history and technical specifics of the gun youre firing snake....just shoot the Effing badguy!

[XERO]

"BARF!" River City Ransom, NES

[Dr. Doom]

I was just exposed to some of the cut scenes from House Of The Dead 2, which (as far as I can tell) has the worst acting of any sort, ever. Pretty much any quote from that game deserves to be listed here, but it can only be done justice when the atrocious acting is heard as opposed to just read.

[Voltron]

"Dogs of the AMS. . ."

My favorite part of that game was when you're in the boat with those two assfiends you call friends, and they sit on their ****ing hands while undead goblin piranhas leap out of the water trying to eat your face. Then, after you've blown them all away, the guy in the front seat turns around and says

"Are you ok?"

. . .BUT THE GAME DOESN'T LET YOU SHOOT HIS ASS! Listen to him talk! He's clearly a zombie, and must be exterminated. The only positive is that he gets stomach ****ed by a giant chainsaw in a later level.

[Mr._Mutant_Man]

Let's not forget this one:

"You can't escape!" "YOU will be the one escaping!"


Also from Avengers:

In a high pitched tone: "Feel my power!" You have to hear it to know how goofy it is.

[Ra]

Man, I wish I remembered to save the link for this one. Best quote from a "shoot 'em up" ever in my opinion.

"You can't kill them with a gun, silly."