Monkeys or Vampires? [Archive] - The Technodrome Forums

Jephael

01-26-2003, 05:03 PM

Here we come walking down the street,
We get the funniest looks, from everyone we meet.
Hey, Hey, We're the Monkees! People say we monkey around!
We're to busy singing to put anybody down!

Kali

01-26-2003, 05:56 PM

I gotta go with vampires, I think they're way more interesting than monkeys.

Mouse

01-29-2003, 06:12 AM

"wanna buy a monkey," monkey sellsman from Cabin Boy...

Monkies all the way, because Mojo Jojo rocks!

SeaThreePeeO

01-29-2003, 01:54 PM

Monkey :D

The Angel Queen

01-29-2003, 02:42 PM

Vampires !

heretic888

01-30-2003, 11:03 AM

ninjas would kick all their asses! :D

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 01:56 PM

ninjas would kick all their asses! :D

And Pirates could kick theirs! :D

heretic888

01-30-2003, 02:01 PM

actually, the ninja crushed quite a few pirate invasions in japanese history....

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 02:03 PM

Ok, what about Samuris vs Ninjas?

heretic888

01-30-2003, 02:08 PM

ninja.

historically, the only time the samurai managed to defeat the ninja to any large degree was when they had them outnumbered 10 to 1.

the very fact the ninja were vastly outnumbered, and politically suppressed, made superior training a prerequisite.

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 02:09 PM

Ok, what about Martians vs Ninjas?

heretic888

01-30-2003, 02:14 PM

martians dont exist. :P

but the ninja would win anyways. espionage and stealth beats stupid fightings any day.

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 02:16 PM

martians dont exist. :P

Oh yeah?

but the ninja would win anyways. espionage and stealth beats stupid fightings any day.

What about robotic ninjas vs regular ninjas?

heretic888

01-30-2003, 02:23 PM

Oh yeah?

Yup.

What about robotic ninjas vs regular ninjas?

Robotic ninjas dont exist either!!! :D

In any event, what makes the ninja so devastatingly effective is something a robot could never have.

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 02:24 PM

Hmm, what about Ninjas vs a volcano?

heretic888

01-30-2003, 02:25 PM

ninja. they wouldnt be near the volcano, and would win by default. :lol:

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 02:28 PM

ninja. they wouldnt be near the volcano, and would win by default. :lol:

:lol:

How about Ninjas vs an army of Sasquatchs?

heretic888

01-30-2003, 02:29 PM

ninja.

they'd have guns. boom boom boom!!

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 02:32 PM

Ninjas vs themselves.

heretic888

01-30-2003, 02:34 PM

"only a ninja can kill a ninja!!" - Lo Wang, Shadow Warrior

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 02:37 PM

Do ninjas commit Hari Kari? :D

Karpo_007

01-30-2003, 02:39 PM

Shadow warrior is a funny game...

heretic888

01-30-2003, 02:43 PM

Do ninjas commit Hari Kari?

Not usually. Only under extreme circumstances.

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 02:47 PM

Not usually. Only under extreme circumstances.

Like when the Martians are invading Japan?

heretic888

01-30-2003, 02:52 PM

Like when the Martians are invading Japan?

Uhhhh.... no.

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 02:54 PM

Like when the Martians are invading Japan?

Uhhhh.... no.

I guess you meant they only commit Hari Kari when they are getting their asses kicked. :P

heretic888

01-30-2003, 02:56 PM

I guess you meant they only commit Hari Kari when they are getting their asses kicked.

Uhhhhh....... no.

That Matt Guy

01-30-2003, 02:59 PM

I guess you meant they only commit Hari Kari when they are getting their asses kicked.

Uhhhhh....... no.

So basically, Ninjas can never be defeated no matter what, and the only reason they would kill themselves is for no reason. :|

Karpo_007

01-30-2003, 03:09 PM

LOL :lol:

Nturtle

01-30-2003, 05:43 PM

The Martians are invading Japan??????!!!!!! :o :o :o NOOOOO!!!!! I knew this day would come!!!! *ducks under abush and whips out his handy dandy bazooka* :x

azure turtle

01-30-2003, 05:50 PM

LOL!! They probably want to abduct Godzilla! :eek:
*runs and hides*

Greed

01-30-2003, 06:58 PM

Aww come on some aliens are nice

Kali

01-31-2003, 12:16 AM

I guess you meant they only commit Hari Kari when they are getting their asses kicked.
Uhhhhh....... no.
So basically, Ninjas can never be defeated no matter what, and the only reason they would kill themselves is for no reason. :|
:lol: I'm sorry, but this conversation has me in stitches.

Karpo_007

01-31-2003, 01:52 AM

Heh... Are Ninjas bullet proof too? :lol:

Kali

01-31-2003, 08:06 AM

Of course they are! They are ninja! :lol: (Joking.)

heretic888

01-31-2003, 08:37 AM

I feel the need to go a lil' serious for a moment......

At the risk of portraying practitioners of ninjutsu as 'gods', I must mention that it largely depends on the individual. A guy that's only been doing it a year or so probably isnt that much more skilled than your average streetfighter.

Of course, around 20 or so years ago, when he had been training in ninjutsu for around 30 years, Dr. Hatsumi was able to dodge a punch from behind with absolutely no effort at all. The man administering the punch said there was no way he could have seen or heard the punch coming... and it wasnt a goofy Jedi mind-reading thing because the puncher had absolutely no intention at all to harm the good doctor..... for some reason, Hatsumi just 'knew'.

The true power of the ninja is their ability to acquire knowledge and information. Knowledge is power.

HorseTechie

01-31-2003, 11:49 AM

hrmm.. but then, absolute power corrupts absolutely...

heretic888

01-31-2003, 12:02 PM

the ninja's 'power' comes from seishin.

Tokka-B

01-31-2003, 12:58 PM

yea....martians don't exist......earthlings are the only organisms in the universe...... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:

I bet no ninja actually spends this much time doing all that crap you say heretic.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

heretic888

01-31-2003, 01:30 PM

I bet no ninja actually spends this much time doing all that crap you say heretic....

Yeah, like you'd really know.... :roll:

That Matt Guy

01-31-2003, 02:19 PM

Of course, around 20 or so years ago, when he had been training in ninjutsu for around 30 years, Dr. Hatsumi was able to dodge a punch from behind with absolutely no effort at all.

Do you think he would have been able to dodge a rampaging gorilla?

azure turtle

01-31-2003, 06:23 PM

Do you think he would have been able to dodge a rampaging gorilla?
ROFL!!! Sorry, but that comment was just too funny. :lol:

heretic888

01-31-2003, 10:22 PM

Do you think he would have been able to dodge a rampaging gorilla?

Most people with training could dodge a rampaging gorilla.

Trust me, I have seen this man do some very incredible things, the least of which being sending a full-sized man flying with a four-inch 'punch'. He has a level of skill that is rarely seen in martial arts.

That Matt Guy

01-31-2003, 11:17 PM

Trust me, I have seen this man do some very incredible things

Is he faster than a speeding bullet? Is he more powerful than a locomotive? Is he able to leap tall buildings in a single bound?

heretic888

02-01-2003, 12:06 AM

uhhhh...... no.

That Matt Guy

02-01-2003, 01:06 AM

Then I guess that means Ninjas can't be defeated with Kryptonite.

Greed

02-01-2003, 08:53 AM

aww crap back to the drawing board

Kingkapong

02-01-2003, 12:58 PM

well i clicked vampires for no reason.

Tokka-B

02-01-2003, 01:03 PM

how can you send someone flying with a 4 inch punch unless they were a baby?

Greed

02-01-2003, 02:07 PM

Hey didn't Bruce Lee do a One inch that sent a guy flying (not in a movie)

Tokka-B

02-01-2003, 04:59 PM

That is complete bull, impossible

Psycrow

02-01-2003, 07:36 PM

Vampires, because monkies don't exist!

*hehe, gotta love the irony in that post*

Greed

02-01-2003, 07:50 PM

That is complete bull, impossible

Hey I saw what I saw So Screw Guys I'm Going Home

That Matt Guy

02-01-2003, 09:09 PM

I saw Bruce Lee punch some guy in the face, and he hit him so hard the guy's head flew off.

Greed

02-01-2003, 09:14 PM

He didn't go flying persay the guy kinda wandered gasping form the impact and clasped in some chairs *says this heading towards home*

heretic888

02-01-2003, 11:13 PM

Then I guess that means Ninjas can't be defeated with Kryptonite.

Nope.

aww crap back to the drawing board

I guess so.

how can you send someone flying with a 4 inch punch unless they were a baby?

Ki.

Hey didn't Bruce Lee do a One inch that sent a guy flying (not in a movie)

Yes.

That is complete bull, impossible

Why? Because no one you know has ever done it??

I saw Bruce Lee punch some guy in the face, and he hit him so hard the guy's head flew off.

I'm sure.

That Matt Guy

02-02-2003, 12:26 AM

Once I saw these Martians land in a forest, and they started unloading crate after crate of Bigfoots. And Bruce Lee showed up and did 4 inch punches on all of them.

Greed

02-02-2003, 08:19 AM

[quote]Hey didn't Bruce Lee do a One inch that sent a guy flying (not in a movie)

Yes.

That is complete bull, impossible

Told ya

Tokka-B

02-02-2003, 09:45 AM

Yes, and heretic knows everything....I want proof man, PROOF

Greed

02-02-2003, 09:49 AM

*hits Tokka with a stick* Thats all the "Proof" you'll get and you'll like it

Tokka-B

02-02-2003, 09:51 AM

mmmmmmmmmmm...........sticks............

Greed

02-02-2003, 09:54 AM

If you forget about the "proof" I'll give you Giant snaping turtle treats

heretic888

02-02-2003, 10:04 AM

Yes, and heretic knows everything....I want proof man, PROOF

I don't know everything, but I know far more about this subject matter than you do.

If you want proof, do a little research. Lee's 'two inch punches' are rather well-documented and witnessed by dozens, possibly, hundreds of people.