"The Never Pay Full Price for Late Pants" Thread

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

I do not mean to bring this up, but when I first saw this thread, I kept adding and adding to keep it going, and now it has dropped way out of reach (however still on the board).

Having said that, I'd like to introduce a new thread involving the concept of replacing the Ninja Turtles' movie lines with a new noun: "Burgers."

I'll start it off:

Donatello: No way, Atomic Breath, Gilligan was her main man, they'd be married and have six burgers by now!

(please get this thread going and if you think of anymore with the "full price for late pants" thread, add on to it! :D)

[Mr._Mutant_Man]

Michelangelo: And I thought burger salesmen were pushy!

Raphael: Burgers? You gotta know what a crumpet is in order to understand burgers!

[KROW]

Raphael: A Jose Canseco Burger? Tell me, you didn't pay for this.

Splinter: Death comes for us all, Oruku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be... without burgers.

Tatsu: Never lower your burgers to an enemy.

[JetsAndHeels]

Mikey: Did anyone get the license plate of that burger that hit us last night?

Splinter (to Shredder): You destroyed my burgers once, I will not allow you to do it again. (2k3 cartoon line)

Splinter: If anyone needs me, I will be watching my burgers.

Max Winters: You have made an old burger very happy.

Mikey: So, its like Haley's Comet, only burgers come out?

[Leonardo87]

Shredder: Ah, the burgers! So it has a name, It Had a name...

[Slash]

Raph (2k3): What a Burger Bag!

Slash (Old Toon/Archie Comics): Burger! Burger! Where is my Burger?

Slash (Archie Comics): I am all but a burger of death! <Real line was 'I am all but an angel of death)

Krang: If I had burgers I would cover my ears, if I had them!

Casey Jones (Mirage): Burgeroola!

Leonardo (Old Toon): I bet it was the Burger!

Michaelangelo (TMNT 2007): It looked like your burger!

Old Toon Scenes!!!
Raphael: Okay, April, where you hiding?
Leonardo: Hey, it's April's burger.
Raphael: And over there.
Donatello: April's burger pass.
Raphael: Yeah, I'd know that wad of used chewing burger anywhere.
Michaelangelo: Uh, you get the feeling April's in burgers?
Donatello: Well, either that, or she's got a big burger in her purse.
Donatello: April's burger. Come on.
---
M.A.C.C: Where is your nearest Data Burger Repository?
Leonardo: Data Burger Repository?
Donatello: He means the public library.
All: That way.
Donatello: Burger ninjas, yes. Great burgers, no.
---
Raphael: We're Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! We oughta be able to escape from a burger setup like this!
Raphael: What are you doing?
Michaelangelo: Well, I once saw this movie where this burger was tied up and he just kept rocking back and forth 'til he fell over.
Raphael: It's worth a burger.
Raphael: Great! Then what did he do?
Michaelangelo: I dunno. I went into the kitchen for some popcorn.
---
Shredder: Come along, you two.
Rocksteady: Oh, all we ever do is go up and down, up and down!
Krang: Sounds like the perfect job for a couple of yo-yos. I made a burger.
---
Rocksteady, Bebop: We got a BURGER! We got a BURGER!
Michaelangelo: Put a Sock in it!
---
Michaelangelo: Whuh-oh! It's that retro-muto-thingamabob!
Donatello: He's gonna use it to turn us back into ordinary turtles!
Raphael: Well, gang, looks like it's back to the ol' pet shop for us!
Shredder: Far from it. Tonight, I dine on turtle burger!
---
Raphael: Not only is he from medieval Japan, he's also from another dimension... so of course he speaks Burger.

[Drtooth]

Krang: Prepare to face the Burger of KRANG!

[JaffleMan]

From the first movie

Mike: Wise man say, "forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late burgers."
Casey Jones: Now that was a crime, you burger scrumpin' pukes. And, this is the penalty!

2k3 cartoon since there are other non-movie quotes in here

Mike: And that's how they defeated The burger That Wouldn't Leave.

[syd]

raph:grap a vine,jungle burger!
mikey:so what do u say,fearless burger?
donnie: okay...whatever u say nobody was talking 'bout burger.
leo:come to burger!

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From the Original Series when Michelangelo brings out the pizzas after April wakes up}

Michelangelo: Burger Time!

{From the 1st movie}

Raphael: What Russian Burger, brazing more than 500 characters is set in the Napoleonic War?

Donatello: Burger and Peace.

[Jester]

April: I wouldn't ask you for your help if you were the last burger on the face of this planet.

Raphael: So, that's the plan from a great burger, huh? Just sit here on out butts!

Shredder: Only effort, discipline, earn the right to *eat* the dragon burger.
*changed to fit the sentence*

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{from 1st movie}

Michelangelo: I'd like a double burger, ham, pepperoni...

{From 2nd movie}

April(after cleaning up the mess in her apartment): the burger is the cleaniest one!

{From 3rd movie}

Donatello (after seeing Raphael destroy the stereo): Uh oh..Burger Tantrum!

[Jester]

Irma: Boy, is this burger heavy! (Attack of the Killer Pizzas)

[Magdolin]

Raphael: Man, I love bein' a burger!

Raphael: Don't push it, Leo. You can't leave home and come back expectin' us to fall in line again, like your little burgers.
Leonardo: HEY, I was TRAINING. Training to be a better burger! For you! Why do you hate me for that?
Raphael: And whoever said I wanted to be led? I'm better off callin' my own burgers now; get used to it!
Leonardo: YOU AREN'T READY. You're impatient, and hot-tempered, and more importantly...I'm more burger than you.
(Had to change it to make it fit)

Raphael: OK, Leo, I'll bite. What're we doing up here?
Leonardo: I told Splinter I'd get this burger in shape again.
Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you've left, my burger scores have, like, doubled.
Leonardo: Right...

Michelangelo: I hear his body turns into a plane, or like a burger. Hey Don, you're so smart, why don't we have burgers?
Donatello: Yeah, that's good, Mikey. I don't even trust you with a burger's license.

Master Splinter: There is no place for excuses when you are the BURGER!

Max Winters: I must have hit my head really hard. I'm seeing giant burgers!

Leonardo: This Nightwatcher character has been going around like some vigilante burger, but his days are done.
Raphael: Hey, the Nightwatcher was the only one around to pick up the slack while you were gone. Crime didn't take a burger... YOU did.

Raphael: Meet me on the burger.
Casey Jones: What is it?
Raphael: [pointing up] The burger! You know where the burger is, don't you?
Casey Jones: Pushy burger

Raphael: Why does everyone have such a hard time believing I am the good burger?


Michelangelo: [looking in the monster's capsules for Leonardo] Leo?
[monster leaps at window snarling]
Michelangelo: Sorry, wrong burger.

[Magdolin]

(Donnie from the 2007 movie): I hate to burgers fight like this...

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From Turtle Tracks}

Donatello (after realizing who the ninjas really are): Dudes, no they're Burgers!
Michelangelo: Burgers!? Let's Rock Dudes!

[syk_skillz]

From: Dregg of The Earth.

Raph (To Dregg): Are you through? Go suck a Burger space scum!

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From 3rd Movie}

Michelangelo (after Donatello explains the time travel): Step Back Dudes, I just brought us some heavy burgers! (artillary)

::Casey Jones comes in wearing a Hamburger Suit:::

[splintered]

Master Splinter: There is no place for excuses when you are the BURGER!

Max Winters: I must have hit my head really hard. I'm seeing giant burgers!


For some reason, these quotes in particular inspired me to insert BOOGER instead of BURGER.

Mortu: The Shredder is a burger! (instead of "utrom," Secret Origins, 2k3)

Utrom Shredder: I am the Burger! (Exodus, 2k3)

Turtles: Burger Power! (1987)

Any Turtle or Cody: It's Burger Time! (FF)

April: But perhaps the most disturbing silence is that coming from burger hall. This is April O'Neil, Channel 3 eyewitness news. (1st movie)

Shredder: Ah, the Burger of Tengou! (2k3)

[cowabunga14]

Rocksteady, Bebop: [Bebop and Rocksteady have kidnapped Michelangelo] We got a Turtle! We got a Turtle!
Michelangelo: [Tied up] Put a burger in it!
[is promptly gagged]

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From 2nd movie}

Michelangelo(after chasing the thiefs out of the store, tossing sausages at them): and next time i'll use burgers! (well i suppose that makes sense too lol)

[Spike Spiegel]

Tatsu: "Our BURGERS--GONE!!"

*karate-chops*

"GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

(From SOTO)

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From Ninja Turtles IV Turtles in Time, battling the Rat King}

Rat King: Today the Sewers, Tomorrow the Burgers!

[cowabunga14]

Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh...traditional pre-fight burger.

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh...traditional pre-fight burger.


funny to go from a donut to a burger...it's as if fattening calls! nice one cowabunga14.

{From 1st movie}

Raphael (looks at the others with April still unconscious): ...Because I wanted to redecorate, you know a couple of burgers, a TV news reporter...what do you think?

[Magdolin]

Mikey: Oh yeah...Mr...burger pants, you should be the one saying farewell...to uh, your burger.
Raph: Oh yeah Mikey, that got him.



THis is how the quote was really:
Mikey: Oh yeah...Mr...spikey pants, you should be the one saying farewell...to uh, yourself.
Raph: Oh yeah Mikey, that got him.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

That's hot spicy burgers on the house
Nightwatcher

[BubblyShell22]

Leo: He's back. The Burger. (From Shredder Strikes Back part 1)

Raph: Whoa, nice burgers.
Mikey: Yeah, we thought so too.
Don: Say what you will about the Foot, but they do not skimp on the burgers. (Shredder Strikes Back, part 2.)

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From A Thing About Rats}

Baxter(after Shredder leaves): Man, that guy has a thing about burgers.

{From 1st Movie}

Leonardo: Now everybody close your burgers and concencrate; Concentrate hard.

{From 2nd Movie}

Raphael (after the Foot surrounds him and Keno in the junkyard): Sheesh, whatever happened to Burgers with a smile?

{From 3rd Movie}

Donatello: Norinaga? ::swings his bo:: Name rings a Burger!