Battle of the Cereal Box mascots

[That Matt Guy]

If every cereal box mascot fought each other in a war, who would be the victor?

[Dontebell]

i vote for tony HE's GREAT!!! :D

[MzTheInsomniac]

definately tony, i mean, hes a tiger man, GRRRRR :evil:

[Nturtle]

Snap Crackle and Pop, those guys are awesome!!! :D

[That Matt Guy]

Count Chocula is an undead count with milk chocolate coursing through his veins. I think it's a no brainer.

[Mondo_Gecko]

Awesome Poll. I love it. Battle Of the Ceral Mascots awesome idea.

My vote is for Lucky Leperchaun

"Don't steal me Lucky Charms"

[Machias Banshee]

*plays "eye of the Tiger" on her puter.* :D

[Reznorite420]

In terms of actual physical strength, I'd have to say Tony the Tiger.

But in terms of the cereal, I'd have to say Trix :wink:

[R-iZZy]

If Trix can never get cereal... then he surely won't get a win in this mascot cereal box war. I'm going with Sugar Crisps Bear.

[azure turtle]

Heh heh... I always thought Toucan Sam was cool. His comercials have psycho colors everywhere. :lol:

[Karpo_007]

Eye of the Tiger!

[Wingnut]

The Count all the way,he can just turn into a bat when the going gets tough :lol:

[R-iZZy]

But Sugar Bear escapes the granny!!! :x

[lhb412]

Tony of course, I mean look at him, he's huge!

[DarthRaphael]

Tony r0xx0rs your cereal b0xx0rs!!

I had Frosted Flakes for breakfast this morning, actually.....

[Eye of Sarnath]

Well, this is a no brainer. Tony, obviously. I mean, he's a tiger. That by itself should be enough. But then you add the fact that the rest are bumbling idiots, and Tony's victory is all but certain.

[That Matt Guy]

All they would have to do to get rid of Tony would be to tranquilize him and put him in a cage. With him out of the way, Count Chocula would go onto certain victory. :lol:

[Eye of Sarnath]

Yeah, but since when does Count Chocula have access to tranquilizers? :)

[That Matt Guy]

Yeah, but since when does Count Chocula have access to tranquilizers? :)

Well, Count Chocula doesn't have to be the one to destroy Tony. I'm sure Captain Crunch has tranquilizers, he is a murderous Sea Captain after all.

[Greed]

Tony no competition and he is a kitty :lol:

[Derrico13]

A tiger with an ascot is no match for the unholy, chocotastic-fiend that is Count Chocula.

How would this battle even be set up in the first place? I'd imagine that all the mascots (not just the ones listed here, but more; like Frankenberry, Booberry, Cornflakes Rooster, Fruit Brute, hairy little Honeycomb freak, Wendell, Sonny, Cheerios Bee, 2-sided Miniwheat, etc.) are suddenly transported through time and space to a large arena shaped like a cereal bowl. They all have a hearty breakfast of their own cereal, then start to feel odd......THE CEREAL HAS BEEN DRUGGED! Now a strange chemical is coursing through their veins, making them violent and angry.

Who could have done such a thing? Why none other than Crispy, mascot of the long forgotten Crispy Critters! He giggles with glee from his window box, as he and his hundreds of critters in the stands watch the carnage taking place. What an odd battle this would be. But, Count Chocula all the way.

[That Matt Guy]

Well I imagine most cereal box mascots are steaming cauldrons of anger, I mean look at the Trix Rabbit, years of being denied the right to eat that cereal by some snot nosed brats has practically tearned him into Jeffrey Dahmer. And the Lucky Charms Leprechaun? He would rather rip out your spine than let know what he's really putting in those marshmellows. I'm not even going to go into detail about what Captain Crunch would do to someone if they disobeyed one his orders, or what Snap, Crackle, and Pop would do if someone mentioned their closet homosexuality!

[R-iZZy]

What's wrong with Sugar Bear??? He's the man... I mean bear. He's the only bear that can make an 'ol granny actually look evil!!!