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SeaThreePeeO
03-01-2002, 01:07 PM
Hello I seem to have lost my way.
Could you please tell me what treads we were talking about vets and Naked Azure on. I can't find them for looking. They are probably right under my nose.
Thankie Dankie Peeps!
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 01:36 PM
try 'What other cartoons / toys do you like?' :smile:
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 02:02 PM
vets and naked Azure... mmmm... :lol:
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 03:29 PM
*arches an eyebrow*
Hey Nun, you better not be getting any ideas....:razz:
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 03:44 PM
*suddenly pictures a blue turtle laid out on a cold metal examining table with a lady Vet in a white coat poking and prodding over him*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 03:50 PM
Ahhhhh! The horror!!
*panics, and runs in circles*
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 03:55 PM
Lady Vet sighs, grabs tranquilizer gun and shoots the panicking turtle to calm him. :evilgrin:
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 03:56 PM
Ouch!!
*slows down*
Uhhh.......
Nap time!!
*falls over*
:sleep:
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 04:00 PM
oops... I think that was the tomota instead...
*walks into the thread* This looks promising.
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 04:02 PM
never underestimate the soothing power of the Lady Vet! :grin:
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 04:03 PM
*points at azure*
uh
*looks up at vet with the long needle*
AHHHHHHH
*jumps into kali's arms*
SAVE ME SHE IS GONNA POKE ME IN THE RUMP WIT THAT THING!
*looks down at the Turtle in her arms* :evilgrin:
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 04:10 PM
*wakes up to hear Coomike's yelling*
*sees the look on Kali's face*
:lol:
*starts rolling around on the floor, laughing*
You don't know what you just got yourself into, Coolmike! :lol:
*drops coolmike and pounces azure*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 05:21 PM
*confused look* i have no idea what u s talkin about she is jumping you...uh er that dont sound to hott
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 05:36 PM
Agh!! Not again!!
*struggles, trying to get Kali off him*
*giggles and latches onto azure's leg* Ha ha, I've got you now!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 05:40 PM
Oh ya? We'll see about that....
*walks around the thread, with Kali attached to his leg*
Grr.....!!
*steals azure's knee pad and runs*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 05:45 PM
Hey! I need that! Aw cripe, practice with Splinter's gonna hurt if I don't have that on!
*chases after Kali*
Give that back!!! Knee pad thief!!
You're gonna have to catch me first!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 05:50 PM
*brings in his TMNT squirter filled with tomota sauce from another thread*
Ha! I gotcha now!
*fires at Kali*
Ah! No! *covers her head*
*collapses*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 05:53 PM
*walks up to the unconcious Kali*
Ah ha! The tables have finally turned......:evilgrin:
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:11 PM
*takes his kneepad back*
Hmmm.....oh, the possibilities are endless! What shall I do first?
*searches his shell for a certain book*
Oh! Here it is!
*starts to read from 101 things to do with an unconcious, hormone raging, sword swinging, hardcore TMNT fan*
Heh heh heh......
*squeals in delight*
Oh!! Number 81 sounds like fun!!
_________________
"God, I love being a turtle!"
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: azure turtle on 2002-03-01 20:16 ]</font>
(Hey, did I ever say I was a gargoyle? I'm an omnipotent Q-like being in human form. If I was a gargoyle I wouldn't need a sword to take care of you.)
SPEEd
03-01-2002, 06:15 PM
Being one would be awesome.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:15 PM
(An excellent point, but I wouldn't know what to call the book then. Oh wait, I know!! *goes to edit post* )
SPEEd
03-01-2002, 06:15 PM
I like Gremlins best of all.
*reads edited post* ROTFLMAO! Yeah, that's better. Whoops, forgot I was unconscious. *passes out*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:19 PM
LOL!!!
*turns to Speed*
:???:
Hey, are you here to have fun with the unconcious TMNT fan, too?
I think he left the thread.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:29 PM
*shrugs*
Oh well. Back to the fun!!
*turns to Kali*
*snickers*
:evilgrin:
*continues reading the book*
Hmm...I like suggestion number 23!
"Poke the unconcious TMNT fan with a cattle prod."
Awww, now where am I gonna find a cattle prod??
Oh, I've got one! *runs out of thread*
*runs back and hands cattle prod to azure* There you go. :grin:
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 06:32 PM
HA HA *evil grin, looks in mirror* I've GOT YOU NOW! *talkin to himself* you will die CLOWN! *Screams bloody murder and starts to cry*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:33 PM
*surprised*
Hey!! I thought you were unconcious....ah, phooey.
*sees Coolmike yelling at his own reflection*
:evilgrin:
*sneaks up behind Coolmike and pokes him with the cattle prod*
Oh yeah, I forgot again! *passes out*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 06:34 PM
AHH *TTTTTZZZZZZZZZ* YOUCHIE *looks at his shell* look at what u did! :evil: you better run for you life *takes azures cattle prod*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:39 PM
Eeek!!
*runs, but trips over Kali.....who's unconcious again?!*
*It's an unstable poison!*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:41 PM
:lol: Perhaps there wasn't enough tomota in the sauce....
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 06:42 PM
*runs after azure*
COME HERE
*not paying attention, trips over Kali and when he hits the floor he sees the cattle prod fly out of his hands*
NOOOOO
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:43 PM
And to think, I wasted one good poke with the cattle prod on Coolmike when I could've used it on you! Yipe! That reminds me, where'd he go? He has my cattle prod!
*nervously looks around*
Skeletoncrew
03-01-2002, 06:43 PM
*walks in*
What the?
*looks at Kali*
Are you unconsious or not? Make up your mind!
~I am unconscious. I can speak telepathically if I want to!~
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:46 PM
*sees the cattle prod flying through the air in slow motion*
NOOOOO!
*sees SC walk into the thread*
SC, duck!!
Skeletoncrew
03-01-2002, 06:47 PM
Hey! I'm a super member now!
*Takes a flying leap and catches the cattle prod*
*suddenly realize that being a super member does not give me the power to fly*
*THUD!*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 06:47 PM
*picks up his cattle prod*
come out come out where ever you are
*walks around the corner and notices SC talkin to the unconsious person on the ground*
and i thought i had problems!
Skeletoncrew
03-01-2002, 06:51 PM
Owie!
Note to self, do not attempt to fly without something soft to land on.
*tries to get up*
*sees coolmike with cattleprod*
Oh hey coolmike! Ummm...you're not planning on doing anything with that are you?
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:52 PM
*helps SC back to her feet*
Hey, congrats, dudette!
*does the 'SC is now a super member' dance*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 06:52 PM
actually i had planned on it
*runs after SC and prods her in the rump and then turns to looks for azure again*
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Skeletoncrew
03-01-2002, 06:55 PM
*eeek!*
You're a dead man Coolmike!
*manifests a bullwhip and runs after Coolmike*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:55 PM
Huh? Did you just call Skeletoncrew a guy? Again?? Oy, you better run, dude...
*cowers in fear of SC's reaction*
*sits up* This somehow got totally out of my control. I was SO close!
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 06:57 PM
NO NO that is a typing mistake again I SWEAR! i am gonna fix it now!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:58 PM
*looks at Kali*
Huh? Whaddya mean by that....?
*twirls her hair around her finger, looking innocent* Nothing...
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 06:59 PM
*tries to twirle his finger in his buzzed hair*
hmm this doesnt work :grin:
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 07:00 PM
Attention fellow mutants....
This is post number 1000!!
WEEEEEEEEEE!
*does the ultimate dance*
Way to go azure! *high fives(threes?) him*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 07:02 PM
*does the happy dance with next to azure and as he is jumping up and down hears a creek*
uh azure *azure still dancing* AZURE
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 07:03 PM
*gives Kali a high three :smile: *
Thanks, dudette! 'Twas a long journey, but I've now joined the Ultimate Club! Now, if I can only advance in my training....
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 07:05 PM
uh azure ok keep jumping and we are gonna *hears a crack* we gonna f..........*floor breaks on all of them*
Skeletoncrew
03-01-2002, 07:05 PM
Way to go Azure!
*bounces up and down fetchingly*
Coolmike, how dare you prod me in the rump!
*cracks whip near coolmike's head*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 07:07 PM
Oops, sorry!
*dusts himself off*
Anyway, I gotta go eat dinner. I'll talk to you all later!! Time to get my grub on...
*dances out of the Technodrome*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 07:08 PM
*realizes he is laying on the floor*
uhhhhhhhh *notices everyone looking at him from the floor above him*
*looks at azure*
damn you *in a squeaky voice*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 07:10 PM
laters all im out for a little while too! i will be back tho! :evilgrin:
Skeletoncrew
03-01-2002, 07:13 PM
Curses! I scared them off!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 07:49 PM
:lol:
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:09 PM
Man, the things ive read... :lol: How's things going, other than cattle prodded shells and violated turtles?
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 08:10 PM
everythign except my ump is fine!
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:13 PM
turtles have rumps???
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 08:20 PM
they do now
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:21 PM
I guess so. *slaps forehead* duh of course they do! or else we couldnt do this!
*smacks Coolmike's 'rump' and runs off hysterically*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 08:35 PM
*points at Coolmike and laughs hysterically*
Hahahahahahaha! She kicked ya in the rump!!
Everything's okay right now, Machias! Oh, lookie! Diddya see the new star that decided to make it's home underneath my name??
Ah, and I'm also working on a "secret project." Very hush, hush...
*snickers*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:37 PM
*does 'azure's awesome'dance*
Sweet!!! :grin:
ooh, secret project sounds very...x-filey :grin:
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 08:38 PM
YEOUCHIES! that was one hard foot
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 08:40 PM
Yes! But this X-File shall be known to everyone in due time. I'm very excited about it. :grin:
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:41 PM
Cant wait to find out! :smile:
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:42 PM
On 2002-03-01 22:38, coolmike1586 wrote:
YEOUCHIES! that was one hard foot
foot? I slapped your butt with my hand! Man, you cant tell a foot from a hand?!
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 08:45 PM
I MENT FOOT, geez *looks at his rump* wanna touch it again? lol jk lol
im gonna go shell surfin
*looks at the stairs*
*lays on his shell and pushes off*
AHHHHHHHHH *........thud thud crash ddddddddd BOOM*
wrong IDEA!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 08:46 PM
Hey! That looks like fun!!
*rolls down the stairs and crashes into Coolmike*
Oh, I wanna do that again!!
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:48 PM
*jups onto azure's shell and pushes off*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 08:48 PM
*pushes azue off of him*
ME FIRST!
*races azure up the steps*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 08:49 PM
H-hey! I think this shell can only support one!!
*crashes into the wall*
Owie......
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:50 PM
*picks up peices of Azure's shell off the floor*
here you go...
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 08:51 PM
My shell! It's ruined!! It'll take me months to get it back to it's former glory!!
*weeps*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 08:54 PM
give me those
*turns azure around and takes the pieces of his shell*
hehe this always works
*time goes by*
AH THERE
go look in the mirror
*whispers to Machias* lol i bet he will like the duck tape and glue!
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:55 PM
I bet we could glue it together, and it'll be perfect in a few hours
*grabs pieces, runs off*
*hours later...*
Here we go, now to let it dry!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 08:57 PM
Ahhhh! What are you two doing to my shell?!
*runs*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 08:57 PM
no no go look at it!
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:59 PM
I think it looks even better than before! :grin:
*whispers to mike*
I coated the inside with itching powder, like you said*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 09:01 PM
*whispers to Machias again* looks like sumone had fun with his back side with all that white stuff
*slaps head and turns his head down and walks away*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:02 PM
WHAT?!
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 09:03 PM
nutin it is a joke anyways!
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:04 PM
*scowl*
Um, so how does it feel, Azure?
*innocent smile*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 09:05 PM
*laughs*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:05 PM
*gets very, very angry*
GRRRR! First my shell is ruined, and now this terrible itch won't go away....
SOMEONE is going to pay very dearly for all of this :flaming:
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:07 PM
*Machias and mike point at each other*
they did it! *said at same time*
I gotta get going, see ya later
*sneaks out of thread*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:09 PM
Bye, Machias!
*jumps into the swimming pool, hoping to get rid of the terrible itch*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 09:12 PM
i knew i liked salt
*starts sneezing*
ACHEEWWWWWWW
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:12 PM
* he has no clue!*
*hides behind rock in cave*
He doesnt know that the itching stuff was oil based. It'll just spread... He's gonna kill me!
_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-01 23:18 ]</font>
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:19 PM
*jumps out of the pool*
GAH! It burns!!!
*runs around in panic*
Okay, that's it, no more Mr. Nice Turtle!! :flaming:
*grabs Kali's tazer gun from another thread*
You will pay for this!
*runs after Machias and Coolmike*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:20 PM
ACK!
*Runs from armed and dangerous turtle*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:21 PM
Come back here!!
*continues running after Machias*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:25 PM
ohshootohshootohshoot, what do i do now?! Im gonna FRY if he catches me!
*trips over stone, and falls flat on her face*
Owwwwww.....
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:26 PM
*towers over Machias*
I gotcha now!
*evil snicker*
*walks into the thread* Wow, imagine, I missed all this.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:30 PM
uhoh... uh, hi Azure
*waves pathetically*
Kali, help....
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:30 PM
Hi Kali!!
*waves enthusiastically*
Wanna watch me stun Machias?
:evilgrin:
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:32 PM
*shakes head vigorously*
Sure. Wait...*narrows her eyes* Is that MY tazer?
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:36 PM
Yep.....here, you can have it back.
*sigh*
I need to get going, so I'll catch you dudettes later.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:37 PM
*whimper*
I'd rather get a whupping from someone else...
*cowers under azure's tall, authoratative, majestic, studly form.*
(how's that for flattery?!)
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:37 PM
:lol:
*is very flattered*
I'll be back a little later. Have fun!
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:38 PM
(cmon, its getting good!)
no torture from azure? *phew*
We'll just have to find others to torture.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:41 PM
(send in the clones?)
*whiny voice* MAAAANNNNN!
*thinks about Azure and drools*
YOU! I got some of that wax on my hands and now im acting all wierd now!
_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-01 23:42 ]</font>
What? It's not my fault you got the wax on you!
Raph-clone:*peeks in* Hey, what's going on in here?
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:47 PM
You were the one with the hormones!!!
LeoC: Hey, MIke said that he saw azure in the caves for some reason...
*Machias looks at Leo and drools*
*For our sake, Leo's not gonna be so anal retentive*
LeoC: you okay, Machias? *looks to Kali*
What happened?
*looks innocent* Just a little prank gone out of hand, we can deal with it. Really.
*whispers to Machias* Do you know where the rest of that wax is?
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:53 PM
WHat are you planning?! *looks at Leo*
OH God, if you-- I will SO hurt you!
Donc: Did i miss something here? Hey whats this? *picks up jar* Ick, it has something all over it... *tries to wipe off hands*
Oh, crapsicle...
*rubs her hands together* Oh, this is gonna be good. (Too bad we gotta keep this PG-13. It also reminds me of a dream I once had. I really gotta try my hand at NC-17 fics)
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:57 PM
(we do? oh darn...)
LeoC: Machias isnt feeling--*sniffs air* hey, what is that smell?
donC: *sniffs air* i'm not quite *finally hits him* Oh man....
(Yes, we DO, though if I had my own message board, we wouldn't.)
Raph-clone:*sniffs the air then eyes Kali* Sweetie, what have you been up to?
Nothing, just a little prank.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:03 PM
*Leo starts looking at Machias*
LeoC: Is that perfume youre wearing?
*looks at Leo*
Yeah, you like it?
leo&Don: YES! *look at each other*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:06 PM
On 2002-03-01 23:55, Kali wrote:
*rubs her hands together* Oh, this is gonna be good. (Too bad we gotta keep this PG-13. It also reminds me of a dream I once had. I really gotta try my hand at NC-17 fics)
(I tend to get REALLY over-descriptive sometimes... All my love scenes would be like turtle porn!)
*giggle* This is better than I thought. *notices Raph staring at her* I'm glad you're not effected but her "perfume".
Raph-clone: Nah, your pheromones are more powerful than anything. *smirk*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:09 PM
did he just say that you stink? *smirk*
RaphC: Hey i didnt say that-*smells Machias*
Woah...
*Leo&Don continue to look at Machias, wondering whether to jump her or get medical attention*
(I tend to get REALLY over-descriptive sometimes... All my love scenes would be like turtle porn!)
Not necessarily, it would depend on how and what you're describing. *smirks* You should read some of my unpublished works.
*glares at Raph* Oh NO, you don't! *grabs his arm*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:11 PM
Yeah, i bet.... well, the ohter night when we all were hanging out with the clones, me and mike got a bit-how can i say... involved. I could really get 'bad' if i wanted to.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:14 PM
*looks at Turtles, feeling weirder and weirder*
I think i should wanr you guys, i got covered in turtle pheromones, so-
Don&Leo: that's okay! * both have funny look on their faces*
oh man...
*snaps her fingers* This was another reason I wanted my own board, so we could play without worrying about ratings. But I know there are some underage people who frequent this board.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:19 PM
true. too bad we cant put a warning on the threads to say you have to be 18 to read them...
*Leo and Don start trying to get closer to Machias*
Leo: Hey, i was with her first.
Don: Shut up, she's looking at me.
I belong to mike remember?
RaphC: Eh, he's confined to the caves for what he did the other week.
*Raph gawks while Leo and Don duke it out*
*sigh* I wish I were part reptilian.
Raph-clone: Ain't you all powerful?
Yeah, so? *it hits her* Oh yeah...
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:25 PM
*feels reeeeaaalllly weird now...*
Hey, Leo, Don, c'mere.
*whispers to two turtles*
Leo&Don: :grin:
*three run off somewhere*
*is now a mutant Turtle!*
*frowns* Now where do you suppose those three went off to?
Raph-clone: I don't really care. *whispers in her ear*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:32 PM
*morning comes*
*Machias sits up, and finds herself between Leo and Don, and screeches*
What happened last night! Ow, my head hurts...
*Leo and Don both wake up, see what happened, and both sit up from under the blankets*
*point at each other*
Leo&Don: YOU!!!
I cant believe this happened
Leo:No nonononononononononononono.... *holds head in hands*
don: We must have been affected by the wax to let that happen.
God, i hope the others dont find out about this....
*wanders through the caves* Machias! Leo! Don!
Raph-clone: Geez, Kal, just come back to bed.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:37 PM
Machias, Don, and Leo: ACK! Kali!
Please dont tell the others-
LeoC: Splinter would be so ashamed...
DonC: I dont know if its even possible to mate with humans... unless you were in dinosaur form.
*shows don my dino skin*
DonC: Uhm, have you ever considered family planning? *nervous grin*
If i lay an egg, i will use your shells for bathtubs and your skins for blankets...
Leo: Oh man....
*Kali and Raph-clone try to stifle laughter*
Heh heh, at least when I want a threesome, I include my boyfriend.
Raph-clone: Man, Leo, you really get around, don't cha? *chuckles*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:45 PM
LeoC: shut up Raph.
Oh no, if mike sees us-
Mike: Whats goin' on?! *sees Machias in bed with Leo and Don* What's wrong with you guys?! :mad: :mad: :mad: I gotta go-
this cant get any worse...
New voice: We're not going anywhere.
LeoC: It just did....
*looks around* New voice? What the-?
And why do I have the feeling Mike is eventually gonna kick my shell in?
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:50 PM
Well you are the one who made the stuff.
new voice/SpC (oh no!): no one is going to do any kicking until we find out what happened.
*Leo&Don slither out of the blankets, both hanging their heads in shame*
*waves* Hi Splinter-sensei! How are you this morning?
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 10:55 PM
*Splinter looks at Kali's new form* I am fine thank you. *looks to three in the bed* I demand an explanation...
*Leo and Don look at each other and then at Machias*
*too in shock to answer*
Okay, yeah, this one's my fault. I whipped up a batch of pheromone laced turtle wax for azure and Machias somehow got it on her hands. Don and Leo also found the bottle.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:09 PM
SpC: I see...
We couldnt stop, Splinter. the stuff was to strong to fight and we-
SpC: *raises hand* I need no excuses. All we can do now is merely wait.
Wait? for what- No, no youre not suggesting-
SpC: I am not suggesting anything. But you will have to be cautious. *looks at Leo and Don* You will both assist her in any way that she asks or needs of you until we find the answer to our question. Is that clear.
Don&Leo: Yes, Master. *both look ashamed*
*squeals* Man, this is great.
Raph-clone: Yeah, yeah, but if you need us... *grabs Kali's hand* DON'T call.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:16 PM
MikeyC: this sucks, i'm leaving...
*starts to walk out door*
Mike, wait-
*gets caught by Splinter*
He needs to be left alone for a while. You have betrayed his trust, and he feels lost now. I am not pleased with what happened either.
*gives Machias Leo and Don THE LOOK*
You should have been more careful. I understand that it was the pheromones int the wax, but all of you should have thought before doing anything of the sorts.
I cant believe this is happening...
SpC: I'm afraid it might only be the beginning, daughter.
Tsk tsk, Machias.
Hey, azure, you gonna join us?
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:21 PM
oh shut up
*sees Splinter glaring at her*
Sorry... Well, i guess i gotta wait for a few weeks right?
DonC: Actually no. Reptiles have a shorter gestation period than mammals, so you might wanna check now.
Oh great... * gets THE BOX and retreats to areas unknown*
*snickers, ignoring Raphael, who is desperately trying to pull her away*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:25 PM
*minutes later...*
*returns with stunned look on her face, and shaking her head*
...
*Leo and Don look at each other*
leo&Don: Uh-oh...
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 11:27 PM
*peeks in*
.............
Uh uh! I don't wanna get involved in this...
*tip toes out*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:28 PM
I need a shoulder to cry on!
*cries on azure's shoulder*
*looks at Kali*
Well, let's just say things just got a whole lot more complicated...
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*grabs azure by the tail* Oh, come on, azure, don't you wanna watch these three squirm?
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:30 PM
Youre a cruel cruel.. whatever you are...
*Machias stands before everyone, fidgeting nervously*
I dont know how it could have happened, but its positive.
*Leo and Don faint*
I dont feel good...
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 11:32 PM
*watches all the chaos*
Gah.....I really didn't want to get involved with this....
*looks around, nervously*
Hey, you ever think that you were pregnant before this whole fiasco?
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:35 PM
*sits on bed*
I cant believe it...
*SpC sits beside Machias*
SpC:You can be assured that we will help in whatever way we can.
Thanks Master Splinter, i mean, Grandpa Splinter. I just am not sure who the father is...
SpC: *sigh* we will find out somehow, child.
Oh Splinter... *breaks down and hugs Splinter*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 11:35 PM
:eek:
*faints*
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 11:38 PM
IMMMM BACK!
Geez, everytime we try and just goof off, she goes and does something to turn it into a drama. Glad I don't have this problem.
Raph-clone:*still trying to drag her away*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:40 PM
Um... *looks at Splinter*
~ I dont think Mike told any of THAT...~
I guess we'll have to test all of them...
RaphC: Hey, why me?!
Just to be sure.
~god this reminds me of Springer: Four brothers, one baby (hopefully) who's the daddy?!~
SpC: *puts hand on Machias's shoulder* i will find Michaelangelo, that way we can all work this out together as a family.
Thanks Splinter.
Yo, hey Mike. *finally get picked up and carried away over Raph's shoulder*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:43 PM
(Hey, im not all dramaticy!)
*all the turtles are gathered*
Raph: this is a waste of time...
Leo: Please not me please not me...
Don: *double checking test*
Mike: *silent*
Well, i know you dont want to do this, but we have to find out the dad in all this.
donC: that wont be necessary.
Remaining clones&Machias: HUH?!
(Uh huh, yeah, might as well play along.)
*tries to revive azure* What do you mean, Don?
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 11:47 PM
WHO IS IT WHO IS IT!
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:49 PM
(What?!)
DonC: Well for one thing, this isnt even a real test.
It isnt?!
DonC; NOpe, and second, it was tainted before you used it.
Why would someone do that? *looks around at everyone*
Mike: *squirm* *snicker*
ROTFLMAO! Gee, why does this seem familiar?
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 11:51 PM
*points a finger at the obviously laughing Mike* HA HA IT WAS HIM!
*dumps cold water on azure* Wake up!
coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 11:53 PM
( Kali has 2002 posts WAY TO GO KALI!)
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 11:54 PM
*stirs from all the commotion*
Huh?
*mutters*
I hope DonC knows what he's doing....
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 11:55 PM
((OH! Congrats, Kali!))
Hey! That was cold!!
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 11:56 PM
MIKe!!!! You used the tainted tests that we gave to Kali way back! You know how freaked out i was?! :mad:
Mike: *bursts out laughing* You should have seen the looks on your faces!!! hahahahahahahaaaaaa! It was priceless! :lol:
*laugh dies away when he sees the way Machias Leo Don and Splinter are looking at him.
Cmon, it ws just... hehe, a um-gulp- joke :goofygri:
Splinter, may we have permission to kill him, please???
SpC: kill, no... maim...yes.
Mike: b-but Splinter, I-
SpC: you brought this upon yourself, my son.
Get him!!! :evil:
*group chases Mike across the forum*
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coolmike1586
03-01-2002, 11:58 PM
*sits back and watches everyone run around*
Raph-clone:*just watches the commotion* Okay... *picks up Kali and leaves*
coolmike1586
03-02-2002, 12:00 AM
POPCORN!
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:01 AM
*Leo and Raph catch Mike and bring him back to the group*
Raph: any last words, bro?
mike: I love you?
Raph: Sicko! *drops Mike on ground*
Mike: *rubs 'rump'* not you doofus! Machias. *looks at her with puppy eyes*
Hmmm, should we torture him for putting him through that mess?
leo&Don: YES!
mike: *gulp*
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Go for it. I gotta get to bed. *is carried off by Raph-clone*
Night folks!
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:07 AM
everyone: goodnite!
Mike: lucky stiff, probly'll get some action tonite. too bad he's a eunuch, tho.
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azure turtle
03-02-2002, 12:09 AM
G'night, Kali!!
*runs back* Excuse me?!?
*Raph-clone tackles Mikey-clone*
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 12:10 AM
Too bad I couldn't have been a more active participant in this fiasco, but I got distracted.
*shakes angry fist at people knocking on his dorm door*
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:12 AM
Good nite Azure. I went to the sining thing, and instead of singing one song, i sang THREE! I was very liked, but i am dead tired. I will leave you with the power of the forums. :smile:
Oh yeah, almost forgot...
*smacks Azure's rump and runs away*
Enjoy your itchy shell! mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:13 AM
*reads kali's post*
hehehe...
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 12:14 AM
Gah.....!
:oops:
Okay, whatever....
And ya, I'm impressed with your singing! We really should form an all mutant band. :grin:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:18 AM
definitely! :grin:
Skeletoncrew
03-02-2002, 01:21 AM
Damn! I miss all the great orgies! You'd think the chick who is on the pill would be the one getting to take part in all the fun! No baby worries for me! Hah hah hah!
Hmmm...maybe I should open a planned parenthood clinic in this forum...
Seriously though, it would be nice to have an "adult" forum. I hate having to censor myself for fear of corrupting the innocent. (Too late for that!)
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:29 AM
Im 'innocent', but im just as bad as anyone else! :grin:
Skeletoncrew
03-02-2002, 01:30 AM
So I've noticed! If not worse! Leo and Don indeed!
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:34 AM
well, i dont thik they even got to third base. I cant remember all that well. I'm just glad i'm not having a baby turtle. The thought of either laying an egg or giving birth to a watermolon with a hard shell is not appealing. *cringe*
Skeletoncrew
03-02-2002, 01:39 AM
Ugh. Well maybe it didn't happen. Maybe they just ended up humping each other and falling asleep next to you. After all, we know all about Don and Mike...
SeaThreePeeO
03-02-2002, 07:48 AM
Dang! I missed all the fun again!
*Clicks heels together three times*
*Chants* I will find time to read the posts!
I will find time to read the posts
I will find time to read the posts
*A big house comes out of no where and lands on Nikki*
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 09:33 AM
*blink*blink*
Yep... it all started with my lady vet and the tomota poison, and then uh... 10 pages of copulated weirdness.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 09:53 AM
On 2002-03-02 03:39, Skeletoncrew wrote:
Ugh. Well maybe it didn't happen. Maybe they just ended up humping each other and falling asleep next to you. After all, we know all about Don and Mike...
If i ever meet a human guy, i want them just like don. After last night, all i can say is "WOAH" :eyemouth:
NO! not Don and Mike?!?!?!
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HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 10:28 AM
Or did she mean... Don and Mike and you... ? :razz:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 10:31 AM
:razz: funny... I think Leo was not going quite 'full throttle' last night, though. Impotency? nerves? Virginism? (Am i even allowed to say this stuff?)
We might never know...
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 10:38 AM
:lol: and I thought the sort of movies hubby and I watched last night was something. There was this bad guy that aimed this beam at couples who were strangers to make them wanna do the horizontal tango. In the end, the poor villian had the beam turned on him and will forever be stuck in an aroused but comatose state. *tsk*
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 10:43 AM
:lol: Ah jeez...
hmmm, and i thought Leo was good at EVERYTHING... *snicker*
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 10:48 AM
Well... *heh* I always thought they'd perform much in the same way as their fighting styles.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 11:03 AM
*snicker* guess not...Wait! In the thread where i got the guys drunk, Kali had Raph and Leo for a night. We should ask her if they competed for who was the better 'performer' than the other! :evilgrin:
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 11:13 AM
mmmm... or ask Lotus Blossum.
Huh? I knew I shouldn't have gone to bed. Ask me what?! Aw geez...
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:12 PM
hehehe...We wuz just chatting about the guys' 'performance' last night, and wondered if Raph and Leo had competed for the better lover when they were with you... :evilgrin:
Of course they competed! Geez, this is Raph and Leo we're talking about, they compete in everything!
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:19 PM
wow.... hey leo was nothing like that last nite! whaddaheck?! maybe he needs some viagra or something...
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 12:20 PM
suddenly hears Splintervoice echo from the first movie... "[Saki and Yoshi] competed in all things, especially for the love of a wooman, Tang Shen!"
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:22 PM
oh jeez... i wonder if the guys had ever been given 'the talk'. I mean they are 18, they must have been told by someone....
ROLFTMAO! Ooh, what was that one story... Park Night?
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 12:26 PM
the talk... nah... They just watched alot of 'forbidden TV', PBS, and the Discovery channel. Heck... do you think the Discovery channel deeply embarrasses Splinter?
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:26 PM
Yes... THE BUMPY MAN!!!!! I laughed my arse off reading that! :lol:
Well, i know that he would never wnat to see the nutty proffessor 2 again if he saw the giant hamster scene. :evilgrin:
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HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 12:30 PM
...the bumpy man... *hehee* I read that too. Poor Donny.
I think I know now... why I didn't want to see Nutt Prof 2! :razz: (I stand corrected)
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Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:33 PM
It was baaaaaaaaad.... the poor guy will never be the same again.
a little boy pointed at me and said to his mom, " look mommy, there's the hamster's b****!"
:lol: *wipes tears* hilarious...
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On 2002-03-02 14:19, Machias Banshee wrote:
wow.... hey leo was nothing like that last nite! whaddaheck?! maybe he needs some viagra or something...
Nah, he just doesn't feel the need to compete with Don like he does with Raph.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:35 PM
who knows, maybe he just wasnt excited enough to really get into it...
You should go ask him about it. *evil smirk*
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:43 PM
He might feel insecure about it if he talked to me. Maybe Raphael?
I can see it now...
*Leo walks up to Raph*
Leo: help me make love to Machias
*bap*
LOL! That's great. Raph'd give him such a hard time.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:49 PM
I'd love to make something out of that, thats for sure! :evilgrin:
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 12:50 PM
Or just simply... keep this in mind:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The ninja is one of the hardest types of guys to date. These fellas love to
assassinate politicians and scale buildings in the dead of night. But
beware, behind that rough exterior is a secretive, silent "I'm never going
to admit to you that I'm petrified of clowns" type. So here's a few
pointers on how to woo your favorite ninja.
1)The Death Touch does not count as foreplay.
2)Don't be startled if he shows up in the middle of the night either
wounded, or looking rather flustered. This is how all ninjas appear when
they get home from a long day of ninjaing.
3)Forget about asking a lot of questions about his personal life.
Apparently, that's a security risk. Just be content knowing that he isn't
seeing other ninjaettes.
4)Get used to that old master guy hanging around the apartment. He's there
to stay. You'll realize soon enough that your ninja boyfriend must pass all
decisions by his master. The Master is just like a judgmental
mother-in-law, only he's an old man who keeps calling your boyfriend
"Grasshopper," and you "*****y-san."
5)Remind him that throwing stars (shurikens) are not romantic gifts.
Neither are nunchukas, sais, bokkens or kakutes.
6)When you ask him "Is that a sword or are you just happy to see me," it's
a sword.
7)Be supportive. Even when he decides to fight 10 bad guys at once. If you
roll your eyes and cast doubt on his ninja abilities, he's gonna get all
paranoid and mess up.
:cool:Don't pretend to know any martial arts just to impress him. You never
know when he'll decide to test your ninja knowledge. And then you'll end up
looking awfully silly writhing on the floor in pain.
9)Just because he can be all stealthy, doesn't mean he'll agree to pick up
a box of tampons for you on his way home from work. Ninjas embarrass
easily.
10)Ninjas don't like to be tickled. Ever.
11)Generating psychic powers in order to mask one's presence is one thing,
but don't let him pretend he's not there when you ask him why he went to
the Radiohead concert with his ex-girlfriend instead of you.
12)Humming the song "Kung Fu Fighting" will not instantly make your
boyfriend frisky.
I think Leo has way too much pride to ask for help anyway. He's a practice makes perfect kinda guy.
LOL! I've read that list before, but it's still funny.
But I LIKE getting weapons as gifts! "I love a man who brings we weapons!"
#'s 8 and 9 are my favs.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:53 PM
# 3and 4 definitely! :grin:
practice makes perfect....
*thinks of Leo and Don practicing at it*
oh man...
Hey you could use those guidelines to make a good fanfic. "Date down the drain" or something like that...
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HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 12:59 PM
heheh... cleaning out my old emails since Hotmail is gettin stingy on space. I was ROTFL on 4, 6, 9, and 10 too. :razz:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:08 PM
That is funny...
*gawks at hamsters*
HS, they just did it!
*virgin eyes shot to hell*
Sorry, got a bit off topic there for a sec...
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Hamsters? Where? *looks around*
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:11 PM
*holds up hamsters* they belong to my roommate, but i take care of them during the weekend. Meet zima and smirnoff. :grin:
*looks at hamsters* I am pleased to meet you. How do you do...? Charmed I'm sure...um...The pleasure is all mine... *blinks* *snicker*
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:16 PM
what? you never ahd a hamster before? *hands zima to Kali* besides the names being wierd, theyre pretty cool.
I was making a reference! I had hamster! I had three! *looks down at the hamster* But it's been awhile.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:21 PM
Arent they sweet?! I never had a pet before, so i'm excited. *snuggles hamster* cooty pie!
Make sure they don't bite you. I've had lots of pets. *counts on her fingers* A cockatiel (20 years and counting...), two snakes, three hamsters, and... darn, forgot I was still a Turtle, ran out of fingers. Oh, and dozens of goldfish, and a beta we still have.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:27 PM
We had a dog since before i was born, but he died when i was six :sad: never got to work with animals til i got into aquaculture my senior year. Worked with TONS of fish. NOw its just these two and the guys.
My school had this big agriculture curriculum. We had tons of animals like geese and llamas and goats and pigs. And inside they had birds and snakes and turtles and rabbits and stuff. I only got to take it once before they were forced to drop it because of budget.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:33 PM
wow. our school had a big program like that, but they focus mainly on domestic pets.
*hamster jumps from machias's hand and scurries across the forum*
Get back here shmirnoff!
*chases after hamster*
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*watches Machias chase after the rodent* Hmm... *goes back to typing out her lemon scene*
*sets zima on the desk* Here, be a paperweight.
SeaThreePeeO
03-02-2002, 01:37 PM
Ha I beat you all in the pets department!
31 Parrots
2 Ducks
2 rats
3 hamsters
3 rabbits
4 guinea pigs
and one dog
I went to the Berkshire College of Agriculture to train to become a large animals vet. Sadly I made few mistakes in life and found myself homeless! I hope to get back into it when Ana goes to school.
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Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:39 PM
Its the crazy animal lady!!!
*catches hamster & returns him to tank*
wow, that must have been a lot of work to take care of all those pets.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:42 PM
On 2002-03-02 15:37, Kali wrote:
*watches Machias chase after the rodent* Hmm... *goes back to typing out her lemon scene*
*sets zima on the desk* Here, be a paperweight.
*zima suddenly leaves a little 'present' for Kali all over her desk*
:evilgrin: :lol:
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*glares at zima* I wonder if hamsters can fly...
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:44 PM
Zima: :grin:
Here, i'll take her...
*picks up hamster and puts her back in tank*
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