Favorite TMNT quote??

[TMNT571]

Ok i was just watching TMNT 1 and realized there are some quotes that i realy love. My favorite TMNT quote of all time is "NINJA KICK THE DAM RABBIT" which mikey said inTMNT 1 as he watched the tortis and the hair.

Any way what are your favorite TMNT quotes for either the movies, cartoons, or the comics??

Let us know.

[Shadow]

When I think of quotes there is always one that comes to mind first...I've wanted to use this in real life sometime but i have never gotten the chance...

"Does the phrase go suck a lemon hold any meaning for you?" -Raph in Enter The Shredder

My next quote would be: "Just like elvis in blue hawaii" -splinter movie 3

Third is: (I do use this in real like a lot) "Its a kodak moment" Donnie in 1

Fourth: "Fight?" "Fight" "Kitchen?" "Kitchen" Donnie and mike in 1

and lastly "rat faced dude guy" HA HA HA!!! Splinter in michaelangelo meets bugman.

[One Radical Dude]

Splinter's "...Rat-Faced Dude Guy" quote was really funny.

[TMNTGal]

I can't decide on a fave one at the moment, but here's one I really enjoy:

Shredder: "Don't worry Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady will return with the equipment on schedule, you'll see"
Krang: "Well they'd better for your sake! *Turns a Dark Purple Color* If those two bumbling cretins spoil my plans you're gonna pay for it big time!"
Shredder: "I never realized how purple brings out the lavender in your eyes"
Krang: "Why thank you, do you think....ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!"


:lol:

[BigThew]

Donnie: Perimeter's quiet...
Leo: Yeah, a little too quiet.
Mikey: C'mon...
Donnie: Knock, knock...well, that was easy!
Leo: Yeah, a little too easy.
Donnie: Look! It's Raph!
Mikey: Yeah, a little too Raph!

[Peanut]

My favorites of all time come from the first movie:

*All sitting around fire*
Raph: Leo, if you brought us out here for nuthin'...
Don: Don't worry i came prepared!
*Don pulls out marshmellows on a stick and a bag of marshmellows*
Don: hehehe
Leo: Put those away!
Don: hehe........
*Mike hits Don in the shoulder and motions for him to put the stuff away*

*Turtles hear a sound in the little locker type thing in the corner and they all pull out their weapons*
Scattered mumbles: Huh? What's that?
*Turtles run to the door and pull it open*
All: AHA!
*Danny is seen crouching in the corner*
Danny: Don't shoot!
Raph: I don't think it's loaded kid!

I'm not sure if this one is exact, but everyone gets the jist. From the same scene as the last.
Casey: Woah, woah, woah. What's all this about spending the night down here?
Don: You're a clostraphobic!
Casey: Huh? You wanna fist in the face?
Don: Mm mm.
Casey: I've never even LOOKED at another guy before!

[Shadow]

I'm not sure if this one is exact, but everyone gets the jist. From the same scene as the last.
Casey: Woah, woah, woah. What's all this about spending the night down here?
Don: You're a clostraphobic!
Casey: Huh? You wanna fist in the face?
Don: Mm mm.
Casey: I've never even LOOKED at another guy before!

I never got that one until I was MUCH older! It is funny though

[Maniax_God]

My favorites of all time come from the first movie:

I'm not sure if this one is exact, but everyone gets the jist. From the same scene as the last.
Casey: Woah, woah, woah. What's all this about spending the night down here?
Don: You're a clostraphobic!
Casey: Huh? You wanna fist in the face?
Don: Mm mm.
Casey: I've never even LOOKED at another guy before!


Also my fav...

[Sparvid]

Sceptre: "I need a place..."
Renet: "Oh! Umm... Ah, New York? I love New York! That's where I want to go!"
Sceptre: "I need a date..."
Renet: "Huh? Well, I could probably fix you up with a cute walking stick..."
Sceptre: "A year, stupid!"
-TMNT #8

"Now lemme get this straight -- Junkie grabs purse, turtles follow junkie into old abandoned warehouse, turtles recover purse, turtles return purse to owner via owner's dog... then... a big white cube appears. Okay. I'll buy that."
-TMNT #16

"Careful, boys -- This is the part where she starts hugging."
-TMNT #16

[Skeletoncrew]

I can't decide on a fave one at the moment, but here's one I really enjoy:

Shredder: "Don't worry Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady will return with the equipment on schedule, you'll see"
Krang: "Well they'd better for your sake! *Turns a Dark Purple Color* If those two bumbling cretins spoil my plans you're gonna pay for it big time!"
Shredder: "I never realized how purple brings out the lavender in your eyes"
Krang: "Why thank you, do you think....ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!"


:lol:

This proves my theory that they were some sort of dysfunctional couple in that show. :evilgrin:

Looks like time for Spelling with Skeletoncrew, Casey is claustrophobic.

[Reznorite420]

Leo: Read it and weep, Michelangelo!
Raph: How can he? His stomach's in the way! (Sky Turtles)

Don: Hmmmmm, I guess they're not game show fans!
Mike: And I thought everybody loved Vanna! (first movie)

Don: It's the news lady!
Mike: Can we keep her????? (first movie)

April: Why don't I ever dream of Harrison Ford? (first movie)

Don: I think I just swallowed a frog! Hope it wasn't an ancestor...(third movie)

But seriously, if it was said in a TMNT universe, I like it.

[Eye of Sarnath]

The first quote that jumps to mind is:

"God, I love being a turtle!"

Gotta love that one. :D

[joshb]

Shredder in "Cowabunga Shredhead": "Oh, tubuloso, there's some cheese left in this shredder..."

And I have to second "God, I love being a turtle!" It's the most memorable one for me. :)

[Brodie]

Donny and Mikey's dialog in TMNT 1 was great:

Mikey: Fight?
Donny: Fight.
Mikey: Kitchen?
Donny: Kitchen.

In the kitchen

Mikey: Porkrind?
Donny: PORKRIND!


The dialog between Donny and Casey in TMNT 1 was good too.

Donny: You're claustrophobic.
Casey: Shut your mouth, I ain't never looked at a man that way before.

And Raph's dialog with Casey.

Raph: A Jose Consako bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
Casey: Oh, 2 for 1 sale.

[GK Punk]

Donny and Mikey's dialog in TMNT 1 was great:

Mikey: Fight?
Donny: Fight.
Mikey: Kitchen?
Donny: Kitchen.

In the kitchen

Mikey: Porkrind?
Donny: PORKRIND!


The dialog between Donny and Casey in TMNT 1 was good too.

Donny: You're claustrophobic.
Casey: Shut your mouth, I ain't never looked at a man that way before.

And Raph's dialog with Casey.

Raph: A Jose Consako bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
Casey: Oh, 2 for 1 sale.

Wow, thanks to you know I don;t have to type these ones up ^^
Those are my favorites too actualy, that and the "A little to raph" joke

[NinjaDryCleaners]

"The mutation didn't up their IQ's any" -Donatello during their first encounter with Bebop and Rocksteady.

[Jephael]

Here's some of my favorite lines-

Turtles at the Earth's Core

LEONARDO: "We've got to go after it!" (referring to the diplotacus)
MICHAELANGELO: "Like, how come?"
RAPHAEL: "Because if we didn't, it won't be much of an episode."
MICHAELANGELO: "Oh, right."

Peking Turtle

KRANG: (talking to Shredder over the communicater) "Perhaps for one you'll pull off a task successfully."
SHREDDER: "Why thank you, Krang."
KRANG: "Yeah, and I might begin to LIKE BROCCOL!"
SHREDDER: "Well if this plan really works, I won't need my little fat-head friend anymore."

[One Radical Dude]

From Ep. 6, "The Return of the Shredder"

April O'Neil (on TV): So far, no one knows the identity of the green heroes who stopped this crime spree. But whoever you are, thanks. *winks*

Mikey: Right on, babe!

Don: She was winking at me, you know!

Mikey: You're totally warped, dude! She was winking at me!

Raph: Get real, you guys!! It was meant for yours truly!!

Leo: I hate to argue, fellas, but I think she meant it for me!

*the Turtles argue*

April (on TV): Hold it, fellas. If you must know, I was winking at.......Splinter.

*the Turtles are in disbelief*

Splinter: Age has it's privileges.

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I viewed this episode last night, and I thought it was a good scene.

[Donatello02]

Donnie: THese guys sure aren't lumber jacks!
Michaelangelo: Tell me about it! The only thing safe in the woods, would be the trees!

Guy in Cab: What the hell was that?
Cab driver: I dunno. Looked like a turtle...in a trench coat. So you headed to fifth and main?

The funny thing is in that scene, the guy in the back of the cab is the guy who does Raphael's voice. Just thought I'd let you guys know if you hadn't.

[CoolWhip]

I'm not sure exactly how the quote goes, maybe someone can help me out with it.

But it involved Raph and Baxter from the original cartoon

Raph says something like "you'd better, or I'm gonna hafta get... Sarcastic!"
and then Baxter's like "nooo"

I remember seeing it a long time ago. I always loved it. I've been downloading old eps lately looking for it. No luck so far :tcry:

but anyways, ya it's my fave.

[Keno]

Raph says something like "you'd better, or I'm gonna hafta get... Sarcastic!"


wow I used to say that when I was little alot. It was like my favorite saying I completely forgot it was from the TMNT until I saw you wrote that! I'd like to know what episode that's from, too!

[Donatello02]

OOOH yeah I remember that episode. I have it!

"You better start talkin, or I'm gonna have to get...sarcastic."
"He's in an abndoned house on fourth and main! You can't miss it!"

:lol: :lol: Pussy,

[ninjapizza]

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza." (Mike from TMNT1) These are hilarious! Especially that shredder/krang one. :lol:

[CoolWhip]

please someone tell us the ep :D

[Machias Banshee]

Its from "A thing about rats' ! :D season 1, ep 3

[J Legault]

I like the quote that goes Cassy: "Never win a game of golf with out an eight iron" or something like that.

or when Raph,Don and leo Described the Ship lackeys as the 3 Stooges

"Well if it ain't the three Stooges", "Ya Moe,Larry and Curry Nah,Nah"

One the Ship lackeys"Wet Willy?" :P (wet willy attack at 2 o'clock in his ears)

Finally when a few ship mates opened the hut door and found Micky
"My heros", AHHHH! "Wait I'm really a princess in disguied

Oh I liked that part.

[Reznorite420]

"Never win a game of golf with out an eight iron" or something like that. :-?

All I remember was him saying, "I'll never call golf a dull game again!" after he hurls Tatsu across the room with a golf club.

[J Legault]

"Never win a game of golf with out an eight iron" or something like that. :-?

All I remember was him saying, "I'll never call golf a dull game again!" after he hurls Tatsu across the room with a golf club.

It was probably that quote. I need to read the scripts or something to get these quotes right. :roll:

[azure turtle]

The first quote that jumps to mind is:

"God, I love being a turtle!"

Gotta love that one. :D
Oh yeah, I'd have to agree. ;)

[GK Punk]

"Never win a game of golf with out an eight iron" or something like that. :-?

All I remember was him saying, "I'll never call golf a dull game again!" after he hurls Tatsu across the room with a golf club.

Then he kissed his golf club :lol:
That was a good one too...

"April, I'm sorry your fired"
Phone falls and hits foot soldier
"You can say that again chuck!"

(I dunno If I remember this one all that well...)
"Fine, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last... thing on earth!!"
"well fine!"
*door slams
"Comin' along nicely"

you gotta love casey

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

Oh, boy! What a great topic. I'm gonna have fun with this one. :) The first quote is my favorite, followed by some quotes that I can think of off the top of my head.

"So help me . . . if I get trashed . . . ONE MORE TIME . . . I am quitting the show!" - Raphael, from "The Starchild"

"Have those stone warriors nab April O'Neil."
"Hhhmmm, not a bad idea. Although we've done that at least 30 times before, but hey, who's counting?" - Krang and Shredder, from "Peking Turtle"

"Ninja Pizza; what's your pleasure?" - Shredder, from "Pizza by the Shred"

"Guys, we're in serious sewer sludge." - Donatello, from "Leonardo Lightens Up"

"'A piece of cake', someone said? It looks more like a mud-pie to me!" - Krang, from "Turtles at the Earth's Core"

"Nothing ever works in this stupid place!" - Krang, from "Plan 6 from Outer Space"

"Why don't you jettison your android body? That would give us more room."
"Why don't you jettison your head? It's the most USELESS OBJECT IN HERE!" - Shredder and Krang, from "The Foot Soldiers Are Revolting"

"Holy guacomole with hot sauce and jalapeños!" - Michaelangelo, from "Shredder Triumphant!"

"Where's the beef?" - Raphael, from "Mutagen Monster"

Raphael: "What would Dregg want with a bunch of old clocks?"
Michaelangelo: "Maybe the dude's got a lot of time on his hands."
Raphael: "Ah-ha! . . . Leave the comedy to professionals, Michaelangelo." - from "Split-Second"

I know there are more (just check any of my past posts; I always finish them with a quote from the old cartoon), but I can't think of anymore off the top of my head.

"Mother?!" - Shredder, from "Shredder's Mom"

[Psycho Da Turtle]

I always thought in the first movie they said "Bite?" "Bite" "Kitchen?" "Kitchen" That made more sense to me cuz they went to eat in the kitchen, not to fight in it. I also like in the 3rd movie when the turtles go "Wet willy time!" and the Fat ship guy says "Wet whatum?"

[Raphael]

I always thought in the first movie they said "Bite?" "Bite" "Kitchen?" "Kitchen" That made more sense to me cuz they went to eat in the kitchen, not to fight in it. I also like in the 3rd movie when the turtles go "Wet willy time!" and the Fat ship guy says "Wet whatum?"They were saying "Fight" because Leo and Raph were arguing. :)

[ninjapizza]

"April, I'm sorry your fired"
Phone falls and hits foot soldier
"You can say that again chuck!"

I think Charles says "I know this comes as a blow.." then the phone hits 'em. I like that qoute too. :)

[Keno]

Classic Vernon quote:

"I'll go cover my rear...uh THE rear!"
:lol: :lol:

[lhb412]

Well almost all my fav's have been mentioned but hears one from the very first issue of TMNT, when the Turtles are fighting the Foot and seem to be loosing:

"They... are... good... but we... are... BETTER!!!!!!!"

Then the Turtles decimate the small army of Foot soldiers.

It was really cool how the art wen't with the feeling of the scene in that part, it really impressed me.

[One Radical Dude]

Donatello: Hey, Michaelangelo, how come you're not shouting "cowabunga!"?

Michaelangelo: Well, to be honest, I'm getting bored with it. Hey, how about this? Yabba dabba...!! *Don shields Mikey's mouth with hand*

Donatello: No, it's just not you.

From "Beneath These Streets"

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

Here's another good one from "Sky Turtles":

Rocksteady: "Hey, look! A lady's dress shop."
Bebop: "Gee, I've never been in one before!"

I read that quote, and I get this funny image of Bebop and Rocksteady shopping for lingerie.

Maybe something dainty and with lace . . . :)

"Hey, dude, why don't you take that bony nose of yours and blow?" - Michaelangelo, from "Sky Turtles"

[Jephael]

Here's a great scene from "Turtles to the Second Power"

LEONARDO: "Thanks for your help, guys"
PAST LEO: "Hey, you'd do the same for us."
DONATELLO: "Well, sure. I mean... we are you!"
PAST DON: "Yeah, kinda spooky."
RAPHAEL + PAST RAPH: "So, you're me huh? Sorry, after you. No no, I insist. You go first. ::both sigh, talk slightly out of sync:: this sin't working!"

[Tinselcat]

"Bossa Nova!! ...uh... Chevy Nova?"
-Donnie from the first movie. *sighs dreamily*

[Reznorite420]

*raph finds a tire in the oven*

Raph: Hey! I was wondering where that thing was!

Mike: Well dudes, I guess that's today's moral: serch for happiness and you find...an old tire.

[Apple Cat]

---delete this

[cqb101]

Ooooh cool thread! Well my favorite is from the third movie:

"Uh oh turtle tantrum."

And my second favorite would be "Ninja kick the damn rabbit!"

[CoolWhip]

Leo: Amazing!
Don: Astonishing!
Raph: Not bad....


I love that one. :D It's from "Cowabunga Shredhead".

[caspiantiger]

i think ninja kick the damb rabit takes the oscar.

[XERO]

From the episode Sky Turtles:

Leo: (As Mikey floats in the air) "Michelangelo, don't leave while Master Splinter's giving you advice!"
Mike: "Believe me, this isn't my idea!"

Raph: (In the air) "Whatever Michelangelo got is catchy!"

Krang: "Shredder, you're an insane, power-mad seed!"
Shredder: "Thank you!"

Mike: "A mondo nutso experience, dudes."
Raph: "Yeah. If you can't trust Mother Gravity, who CAN you trust?!"

Raph: (As the Turtle Van turns over from the gravity device) "Great, more falling on our heads!"

Rocksteady: (singsong) "I'm gonna crack some sheee-ellls!"

Mike: (After he tries on Rocksteady's Gravity Boots) "Oh, this is really righteous! Too bad they don't come in green!"

(2 Foot Soldiers go after Mike)
Mike: "Oh no, Foot Soldiers after my foot gear!"

Mike: (After he takes the now melted Foot Soldiers' Gravity Boots) "Score, Turtles=2 Bad Guys=Zippo!"

(Leo, Raph, and Don are wearing 4 Gravity Boots side by side)
Don: "Well, guys, what do you think?"
Raph: "I think all that time upside-down affected your brain!"

(The Turtles are in the Turtle Blimp as the city is being affected by the gravity device. A cat floats pass them.)
Raph: "Leonardo, look out for that cat!"
Cat: "MEEEOOOOWWW!"
Leo: "What's a cat doing up here?"
Raph: "Probably asking that same question about 4 turtles!"

Mike: "Cowabunga, a pizza truck!"
(Mike opens the truck. Dozens of pizzas fly out and one hits Mike in the face.)
Mike: "Ya know the world's really gone bizzaro when pizzas bite you back!"

(Rocksteady and Bebop hit their heads on the Turtle Blimp.)
Bebop: "Oww, that smarts!"
Raph: "Enjoy it, pigface! That's the only kind of 'smarts' you'll ever have!"

Raph: "Hey, Donatello, what happens when too much reverse gravity hits too much reverse gravity?!?"
Don: "You know, that's a good question, Raphael..."
(The gravity device is about to break loose.)
Don: "...and I think it's about to get answered!"

Mike: "Whoops."
(After the gravity is back to normal, Mike drops the satellite dish and breaks it.)
Mike: "Uh-oh. April's boss is gonna get mondo ticked off!"
Raph: "You know where we could get about 8 tons of Epoxy Glue?"

(Bebop and Rocksteady are falling down the sky.)
Bebop: Hey, what's goin' on?! First, we're floatin' and then we're fallin'!"
Rocksteady: "Yeah! I wish Gravity would make up its stoopid mind!"

Shredder: "You retched reptiles! You'll pay for this!"
Bebop: "Yeah and bring cash! We don't take plastic!"

Mike: "Come back here Shredhead! Let's tango!"
(As Shredder escapes in the module, lava pours out the hole and burns Raph and and Mike's feet.)
Mike/Raph: "Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!"
Don: "You should be happy, fellas. Shredder escaped but at least we saved the city."
Raph: "Oh yeah, we're dancin' in the streets!"

[Lanagirl]

:lol: 8) All phrases are wonderful. They are so cool BUT i have 4 favourite:
Krang: Get me out of here you tin-faced moron.
Shredder: Always one step ahead of me, aren't you Krang?
Krang: Yes and that's not easy for someone with no feet.

Leo: Ninja turtles don't know the meaning of the word DEFEAT
Mike: That's right, we never bothered to look it up in the dictionary.

Raph: Does a phrase go suck a lemon hold any meaning for ya?

:wink:

[GK Punk]

Raph: Does a phrase go suck a lemon hold any meaning for ya?

:wink:

:lol: :lol:

That's a great one :lol: :lol:

[Mondo_Gecko]

Mondo Gecko: It's Been Great, But I Gotta Skate

[Cascadia]

From the episode Sky Turtles:


(Leo, Raph, and Don are wearing 4 Gravity Boots side by side)
Don: "Well, guys, what do you think?"
Raph: "I think all that time upside-down affected your brain!"



Being upside down does affect one's brain.....all of your blood goes to your head. All of the posted favorite quotes are so good. I am falling ouuuuuutttt of my chairrrrr....thud. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Stryker]

quote from the episode when bebop and rocksteady used something to become human again

bebop:"how did you get our number?"

shredder:"easy...i dialed M for moron!"

[Reznorite420]

Shredder: We're surrounded! Trapped like rats!
Rat King: Now just a minute! I resent that remark!
(from "Pizza by the Shred")

Mike: We're trapped like...
Raph: Rats?
Mike: I was gonna say...TURTLES!
(from "The Making of Metalhead")

Shredder: Not bad for rustly old has-been!
Splinter: One with a face made of metal should not use the word "rusty"!
(from "The Incredible Shrinking Turtles")

Raph: Make way...for the garb-age!
(from "Turtles of the Jungle")

Mike: GREAT! A GRATE!
Raph: Quite an echo in these sewers...
(from "Peking Turtle")


More to come later...

[Jephael]

This has got to the the best line from episode April Foolish when the turtles are hanging onto the legs of a helicopter which Shredder is piloting and trying to throw them off.

RAPHAEL: "Remember kids, we're professionals. Don't try this at home!"