Stupidity X

[XERO]

After a couple of years, I finally said to hell with it. I'm going for it one more time. It's been too long. We're all waiting for it. I missed it. You missed it. We missed it.

Time to get STOOPID!

Just say, type, or do whatever you desire here. Be sure to just keep it under control. Don't go TOO far.

Let the random resurrection begin!
















Thread locked.:P

[Evenstar227]

I thought that's what the chatter thread is for.

Yours has a catchier name, though!

[KROW]

I thought that's what the chatter thread is for.

Yours has a catchier name, though!

Ben was the originator.

Ya know, reading through this thread made me come to the conclusion that Ben's was better. Well... at least... it had a better title...

^^ Taken from the Chatter thread. It appears as though we think alike.

[Evenstar227]

I have plausable deniability, though.

[XERO]

Well, it's not happy.:x

[KROW]

Rub it and make it feel better.

[XERO]

50 bucks says this cures me. :lol:

[KROW]

I promise the swelling will go down.

[XERO]

Well, maybe I want it to stay.

YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT MY FEELINGS!!!!

[KROW]

Fair enough, rocketpants. 8)

Yes, I'm in the right thread.

[XERO]

Welcome home, brother. Welcome home. 8)

[Evenstar227]

*sings Lion King*

Caaan you feeeeel / the looooove / toniiiiight....

Oh the warm fuzzies. Too bad I have to bid y'all adieu. Until next time, I am the Midnight Bomber, Who Bombs At Midnight! Uh, can I use the bathroom?

[XERO]

The Lion Drag Queen.

[Evenstar227]

Have you ever experienced a bottomless sense of despondancy when abruptly confronted with the capricious vagaries of Life that is inherent when one abides on this meager sphere of petrous materiality that spins, unceasingly, through the ether that is the cosmos?

[Jester]

I promise the swelling will go down.
The American Medical Journal has found laughter beneficial in increasing the secretion of endorphins, oxygenating the blood, and heightening the effectiveness of the immune system response.
So there! :P

[KROW]

Have you ever experienced a bottomless sense of despondancy when abruptly confronted with the capricious vagaries of Life that is inherent when one abides on this meager sphere of petrous materiality that spins, unceasingly, through the ether that is the cosmos?

The orange ain't gonna peel itself.

[Evenstar227]

The orange ain't gonna peel itself.

Don't touch it! I'm trying to use my telekinetic powers to peel it!

[XERO]

You're still touching it in a way.:P

[Evenstar227]

Is that what you tell all the ladies?

[XERO]

It's what they all tell me.

I'm just dumb enough to believe it.:P

[Ra]

The orange ain't gonna peel itself.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/Ra-Cho/Emo_Orange_by_Tlarn.jpg

One day I'm going to invent an orange peeler.

[Evenstar227]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/Ra-Cho/Emo_Orange_by_Tlarn.jpg

So THAT'S what the lyrics are. ^_^

...

The smilies in the Smilies Toolbox are creeping me out. I don't know why, they never bothered me before. They keep looking at me. No, I'm not on anything. Nothing but loooooooove, that is. :D

[XERO]

Okay, now you're creeping ME out.

Put me back in immediately.

[Evenstar227]

Time to get STOOPID!

Can I get ill instead?

Put me back in immediately.

BENVENUTO! I choose YOU!

*poof*

My work here is done.

[Stimor]

Stimor wins by default

[XERO]

BENVENUTO! I choose YOU!

*poof*

My work here is done.

You were crap in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

[Evenstar227]

Well, I hadn't powered up to level 200 yet. So there.

[XERO]

I had a dog. His name was Cow. He looked like a Jackass.

[KROW]

Stimor wins by default

Then loses by Nickelback.

[XERO]

You're both disqualified for the hubcaps.

[Ninjinister]

I bought a Twix for Jesus today and he wouldn't share. He just screamed "TWO FOR ME! NONE FOR YOU!" and leapt out of a cat's mouth.

[Evenstar227]

Stimor wins by defaultThen loses by Nickelback.

Then sacked the quarterback.

[Ninjinister]

The yellow electric's got me by the hold of my brain banana!

[Leogeddon]

I'm going to send you to hell and then bring you back just so you can appreciate me more, @**hole! >: (

[Evenstar227]

You should have typed it @$$hole. That would have looked cooler. :P

[Ninjinister]

Hell? Been there, done that, threw up.

[Evenstar227]

Did you get the T-shirt, too?

http://www.slingshottshirts.com/images/seeyouinhell450.JPG

[Ninjinister]

Did you get the T-shirt, too?

Everything is overpriced in Hell.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9051/hellmoneypd5.jpg

[Evenstar227]

Everything is overpriced in Hell.

Yeah, but aren't the chicks...




(wait for it...)




Hot?
http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/072/2/5/Morrigan__the_succubus_by_TheZe.jpg
(deviantart by TheZe (http://theze.deviantart.com/))

[Ninjinister]

There are actually no succubi in Hell....


But that one there is indeed a looker!

However, who's to say she's got a lick of personality?

[Evenstar227]

There are actually no succubi in Hell....


But that one there is indeed a looker!

However, who's to say she's got a lick of personality?

Ah, did not know of the dearth of succubi in Hell. Learn something new every day.

Ain't she pretty? Would it be untoward of me to say she's got quite an impressive rack?

Well, you'd stand a better shot of finding out than I. ;)

[Ninjinister]

Like every lass in the world, she's out of my league. Although breeding a race of superpowerful ninja succubi and incubi would be cool...

[Evenstar227]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3182/2470067607_10657cda9e.jpg

You not in her league, either?

Ninja succubi & incubi would make the world asplode. Too powerful!

[Ninjinister]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3182/2470067607_10657cda9e.jpg

You not in her league, either?

Ninja succubi & incubi would make the world asplode. Too powerful!

Is that even a humanoid?

[Evenstar227]

All I can say for sure is her necklace is on backwards.

[Ninjinister]

It takes a lot to scare a ninja (curls up in a ball)... and that... THING did the trick!

[Evenstar227]

Aww...Here. Sexy ninja to make S happy.

http://thegrowinglife.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/sexy-ninja.jpg





And cookie for you too.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0879/16.jpg

[Ninjinister]

Saucy kunoichi and mutant with a cookie for the win!

All better now.

[Evenstar227]

http://yarp2.motivatedphotos.com/autocdn/motivatedphotos/http://yarp.motivatedphotos.com/uploads/2008/8/11/633540601936237573-victory.jpg

I want to have Kramlor at my next birthday party.

[Ninjinister]

I do too... but I already booked Cyborg Pirate Samurai Zombie Ninja Jesus.

[Evenstar227]

Couldn't you have both? It would be an epic, epic battle. And possibly bring about Armageddon.

[Ninjinister]

Couldn't you have both? It would be an epic, epic battle. And possibly bring about Armageddon.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1223/mortal20kombat20armagedrz9.jpg

Armageddon was boring. Too much of the same crap.

[Evenstar227]

http://www.hooked-nussu.org/images/stories/issue/armageddon.jpg

You mean you didn't :cry: when Bruce Willis died? :o

[Ninjinister]

http://www.hooked-nussu.org/images/stories/issue/armageddon.jpg

You mean you didn't :cry: when Bruce Willis died? :o

Ninja don't cry. We just kill the first person we see when we're depressed to alleviate our sorrow.

[Evenstar227]

Ninja don't cry. We just kill the first person we see when we're depressed to alleviate our sorrow.

Ah. So does misery truly love company?

[Ninjinister]

My co-worker calls it reverse emo. He cuts himself to feel better. I cut other people. The difference, however, is he just makes shallow cuts on his wrists. I bisect other people.

[Evenstar227]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_2VHuhWv--38/R-2BvRSFXlI/AAAAAAAAAIA/RVxA_FjW7yA/s400/ninja-busted.jpg

[Ninjinister]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_2VHuhWv--38/R-2BvRSFXlI/AAAAAAAAAIA/RVxA_FjW7yA/s400/ninja-busted.jpg

And Laird and Murphy were paranoid that having camo gear on Turtles t-shirts would associate them with the military.

[XERO]

Holy Boner, Batman!

[Evenstar227]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/batman06.jpg

[Ninjinister]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/batman06.jpg

Amazingly resilient for a man his age. He must take pills for that.

[Ryona]

Wow... There's alot of boners in this thread.

[Ninjinister]

Joker's mad about his boner because of all of the stiff competition.

[XERO]

Don't get me started on Two-Face... :sick:

[That Matt Guy]

MMSFX1Vb3xQ

[Ninjinister]

Lord Farquaad is coming!

[That Matt Guy]

_r0n9Dv6XnY

[Evenstar227]

I don't know about you guys, but I could really go for a nap.

[Ninjinister]

You poor thing. Let me get you some warm milk and a blankie.

[Evenstar227]

Can you read me a story, too?

[Ninjinister]

Sure!

"Once upon a time, there were two men: Hamato Yoshi and Oroku Nagi..."

[Evenstar227]

THEN what happened, Unca S?!?!

/Shadow

[Ninjinister]

Everybody ate a big bowl of ice cream and went to bed before Sandy Claws came!

[Evenstar227]

Wasn't there an epic UFC cage fight somewhere in there? If not there definitely should be!

[Ninjinister]

That was after Sandy Claws had left. It was between Tito Ortiz and Ken Shamrock.

[Evenstar227]

Suddenly I have a craving for nachos and Guiness. o_O

[Ninjinister]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1098/hellboyjb6.jpg

"Mmm... nachos...."

[Evenstar227]

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/hellraiser.gif

I see your Hellboy and raise you one Hellraiser!

[Ninjinister]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7325/hellgirllc5.jpg

I shee yoar Hellraisher and raishe ya a Hellgarl!

[Evenstar227]

I see your Hellgirl and raise you a Hello Kitty:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/3092822247_186710c1f5_m.jpg


AND a Level 15 Tickle Me Hellmo!:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/Rabid_Placenta/hellmo15.jpg

(Invoking Sean Connery is fighting dirty!! :P) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p9nIb9Xf8o)

[Ninjinister]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etmHaeaNsCw

Connery hash shomeshing ta shay abaut that!

[Evenstar227]

Indeed he doesh! (http://slashninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/seanconnery.png)

[XERO]

Dark Knight on DVD, suckers! Ha HAAAAA!!!

[Ninjinister]

So I have Dark Knight... on... lined paper! Drawn by a three year old! Now what?

That's what I thought!

[Evenstar227]

You should totally post a picture of that picture. That would rock.

[Ninjinister]

Indeed he doesh! (http://slashninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/seanconnery.png)

Isn't that joke supposed to be about a mallard with a cold?

[Evenstar227]

I got the sense it could be adapted for use in any situation.

[Ninjinister]

You may be right.

[XERO]

I would scratch you, but my ass itches.

[Jester]

SANTA WITH MUSCLES!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Santa_With_Muscles.jpg

[Ninjinister]

Second best Christmas special ever!

[Jester]

Second best Christmas special ever!
And the first?

[Ninjinister]

And the first?

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X8HGswf584E&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X8HGswf584E&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Santa With Muscles is all that and all, but nothing beats Willie Nelson singing about giving the Baby Jesus some weed.

[Evenstar227]

http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/you-make-bunny-cry.jpg

[Ninjinister]

I'm sorry bunny! What has you upset? :(

[Evenstar227]

Baby Jesus? Weed?

Humanity makes me sad. :(

:lol:

[Ninjinister]

But it's Willie Nelson and Stephen Colbert! And if it makes you and the bunny feel better, Willie asked after the song if he could have it back (and subsequently was arrested, telling the police "It's not mine, officer, I was holding it for the donkey!").

[Evenstar227]

Well, when you put it THAT way...

[Ninjinister]

I'm The Ninjinister, and I APPROVE of Willie as the fourth Wiseman!

[Jester]

And your a minister for what church? :P

[Jester]

One of the videos that got my first Youtube account taken down...
Curse you Youtube, Warner Brothers, and people who slip through the cracks!
K8W8hrL5ARk

[XERO]

You know what shows I really miss?

The ones that are cancelled.:P

[Ninjinister]

I'm hungry. I want some Taco Bell, but there isn't one around for miles. Also I'm broke.

[XERO]

I'm hungry, too. I want some Burger King, and there's one down the street. But I'm also broke.

[Ninjinister]

The next guy (yes guy, as in male) to post below me should STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CORN FLAKES!

[Evenstar227]

Why am I getting a sense of deja vu?

[cup-mikey-gertha]

The world is like a wheel, dude. It goes round then round then round then round then round then round then round... (repeat Xxxxxxxxxxtimes)

[Evenstar227]

Overheard: "What the... why can't I get a hold of First Bank of Raccoon City or Jesus Federal Credit Union? Ohhh... they merged back in May and changed their name to First Bank of Your Mom. Would've been nice to have known that!"

[Ninjinister]

Holy s*** that's a riot! :lol:

[Evenstar227]

Isn't it hilarious? Whoever said it is a real comedic genius!! :D

[XERO]

Good shiznit right there.

*blows up Glitter DVD*

[Evenstar227]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gif

[Ninjinister]

Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy!

[XERO]

I'll take the puppy for $500, Alex.

[BubblyShell22]

*hands Ben a puppy* Here you go.

[XERO]

Great, now all I need is a bazooka...

[BubblyShell22]

Can't help you there, Ben. I don't have that.

[Evenstar227]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pictures-inigo-montoya-dying.jpg

Oh sh*t.

[XERO]

It's BACOOOOOON!!!!

[Jester]

No, Ben it's Beggin' Strips Brand...Bens can't tell it's not bacon.

[XERO]

It's... not bacon...? :cry:

YOU LIED!!!!!

*tackles Jester*

[Jester]

It's canadian bacon!!!! Canadian!!!

[XERO]

I'm a AMERICAN!!!!

[Jester]

I am a MAN!!!

[XERO]

For the MILLIONS!

[Jester]

For the BACON!!

[XERO]

For the MILLIONS of BACON!!!

[Jester]

I am a BACON MAN!

[XERO]

Then where's my bacon, MAN?!

[Jester]

Jester was a man...he was a bacon....he was a BACON MAN!!

[XERO]

I now pronounce you bacon and wife.

[Bigfoot]

Wow, you guys were getting your pork on in here...

Sorry I missed it...

[Jester]

Get the PORK OUT!!

[Bigfoot]

Oink Oink piggy piggy... Here comes the pork!!!

[Ninjinister]

So I was right! Jester DOES post on fmylife.com! He's the one that posted about dreaming about bacon and having the best orgasm of his life!

[Jester]

It - it's just... all right, Tuesday night is tofu night, and I'm asking myself "Who here decided that everyone likes tofu in the first place, and what is tofu anyway?" And why can't I have bacon? I line up every morning, and I'm not allowed any bacon for my breakfast.

[XERO]

Damn, bacon. Always turnin' people on and thangz...

Sh*t. Mind yo bidness, b*tch-azz bacon. Betta recognize foo, fo' I pull out da fo-fo and blast yo bacon azz! Mu' f*cka!

Hooollaaaa!

[Jester]

Racist?? :-?

[XERO]

Not by my standards. :P

[Ninjinister]

In Soviet Russia, standards are YOU!

[XERO]

Well, frankly, my African, I don't give a ram.

[Ninjinister]

George, George, George of the Jungle....

[XERO]

Watch out for that flea!!!

[Bigfoot]

Fleas are dangerous creatures...

[XERO]

... In America.

[Bigfoot]

I aint scared of no flea.

[XERO]

I assume you want to flea bargain?

[Evenstar227]

Can we wait until after "Flea Willy" is over?

[XERO]

But, won't Marley and Flea just come on right after?

[Evenstar227]

No, Flea's Company is next. It's a repeat.

[XERO]

I should get a Nintendo Flii.

[WinterMorning]

Spanish Flea, anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYxwuN_6X_E

[XERO]

We're still doin' the flea thing? :P

[WinterMorning]

We're still doin' the flea thing? :P


awww... orz

[XERO]

'orz'? Explain, please.

[WinterMorning]

'orz'? Explain, please.

http://libneet.ysnet.org/orz.png

[XERO]

Still doin' the flea thing? :P

[Evenstar227]

Ain't nuthin' but a flea thang.

[Ninjinister]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gif http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gif http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gif http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gif http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gif http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gif http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gif http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gif http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gifhttp://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/WAMRBLGO2/Animated%20Gifs/animaniacs.gif

[XERO]

I just lost 10 minutes of my life. :P

[Evenstar227]

This'll wake you up...

http://www.tangoaroma.com/Public/data/marica/2008113171712_benvenuto%5B1%5D.gif

:D

[Ninjinister]

Jitterbug... jitterbug...

[Bigfoot]

This'll wake you up...

http://www.tangoaroma.com/Public/data/marica/2008113171712_benvenuto%5B1%5D.gif

:D

Oooooooo Ahhhhhhhh! Soooo Shiny...

[Ninjinister]

Wake me up before you go-go

[Evenstar227]

Wake you up before you
http://www.geekwear.biz/kill_bill_GoGoBall.jpg
?

[Bigfoot]

Can you make a sparkly picture for me?

[Ninjinister]

Don't leave me hangin' like a http://www.crystalinks.com/yoyo_yinyang.jpg

[Jester]

SUPER MONKEY PUNCH of DOOM!!!

[Bigfoot]

I spilled some milk over here...



Anyone wanna clean it up?



Didn't think so...



Should I cry about it?



What a wierdo!

[XERO]

This'll wake you up...

http://www.tangoaroma.com/Public/data/marica/2008113171712_benvenuto%5B1%5D.gif

:D

How the hell did I miss this awesomeness?!:o