Man makes petition to marry cartoon/comic characters

[Raph's Girl]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24576437-5014239,00.html

A Japanese man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world".

Comic books are immensely popular in Japan, with some fictional characters becoming celebrities or even sex symbols.

Marriage is meanwhile on the decline as many young Japanese find it difficult to find life partners.

Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

Within a week he has gathered more than 1000 signatures through.

"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.

"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"

Befitting his desire to be two-dimensional, he listed no contact details, making it impossible to reach him for comment to explain if his campaign is serious or tongue-in-cheek.

But some people signing the petition are true believers.

"For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love," one person wrote.

"Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost," the person wrote.

Japan only permits marriage between human men and women and gives no legal recognition to same-sex relationships.

Japan's fans of comic books, or "manga," sometimes go to extremes.

Earlier this month, a woman addicted to manga put out an online message seeking to kill her parents for asking her to throw away comic books that filled up three rooms.

I just have to say a couple things about this:

1: Why not? A woman married the Berlin Wall in 1972.

2: Everything in Vegas...

3: Would allowing people to marry fictional characters include allowing them to have multiple spouses?? Cuz the turtles are gonna have alot of wives... :lol:

I have no idea where the petition is but Im looking for it!

[Spitfire]

What the hell is wrong with Japan lately? Talk about fitting a stereotype.

http://www.findingdulcinea.com/news/technology/September-October-08/Virtual--Maple-Story--Murder-Reveals-Online-Lives-Gone-Too-Far.html

This and the story about the kid who murdered all those animals in the same time span. What is the world coming to?

[poiuytre]

How do cartoon characters consent to this? Besides, what do these people expect to happen when not even same-sex marriages, a sane union, are recognised?

[Ryona]

I personally have no problem with this. Yeah, it's strange, but we live in a strange world.

First I'd like to say that marrage its self is a joke. It's purely man-made, nothing "devine" about it. All it is really is just a legal contract to be able to own another human and their posessions.
People can be happily together for their whole lives without doing this silly dated ritual.

That said, who the hell gives a damn if someone marries a cartoon character? Does it affect my life or your life or anybodys life? No.
There's one of several mottos I go by, and it goes something like this... "If it harms no one, than why not?"

I couldn't care less if a man married a goat or a woman married a banana. So I certainly don't give a flying rat's a** about anyone marrying a fictional character.


Infact, hand me the petition. I'll sign it. Anything to stick it to the Man.

[Cure]

If I had a nickel for every time some one said "What is the world coming to?" The world has ALWAYS been f*cked up, just now it's messed up in a more modern way.

No big deal. If someone can be happy married to a cartoon, then so be it.

[Sewer Bull]

I personally have no problem with this. Yeah, it's strange, but we live in a strange world.

First I'd like to say that marrage its self is a joke. It's purely man-made, nothing "devine" about it. All it is really is just a legal contract to be able to own another human and their posessions.
People can be happily together for their whole lives without doing this silly dated ritual.

That said, who the hell gives a damn if someone marries a cartoon character? Does it affect my life or your life or anybodys life? No.
There's one of several mottos I go by, and it goes something like this... "If it harms no one, than why not?"

I couldn't care less if a man married a goat or a woman married a banana. So I certainly don't give a flying rat's a** about anyone marrying a fictional character.


Infact, hand me the petition. I'll sign it. Anything to stick it to the Man.

...

I think your comeback has just overshadowed the whole thread about cartoon character marrying.

Welcome back, prodigal daughter.

[Spitfire]

If I had a nickel for every time some one said "What is the world coming to?" The world has ALWAYS been f*cked up, just now it's messed up in a more modern way.

No big deal. If someone can be happy married to a cartoon, then so be it.

Oh yeah they can do whatever they want. What my over played comment was referring to was this.

Earlier this month, a woman addicted to manga put out an online message seeking to kill her parents for asking her to throw away comic books that filled up three rooms.

Your right though the world is a messed up place. I've just been reading the news more lately then I usually do.

[Raph's Girl]

Infact, hand me the petition. I'll sign it. Anything to stick it to the Man.

Me too...Im definatly gonna sign it....if I can find it that is. None of the articles have a link to it. Hrm... :ohwell:

[Anarky]

Does this mean we finally get to see Fangirls tearing each other apart to find out who can marry Donatello?

I have here $1.36 that say Jo will marry Donnie!

[Ryona]

...

I think your comeback has just overshadowed the whole thread about cartoon character marrying.

Welcome back, prodigal daughter.

Haha! Prodigal daughter... I like that.



Does this mean we finally get to see Fangirls tearing each other apart to find out who can marry Donatello?

I have here $1.36 that say Jo will marry Donnie!

Oh hell yeah. Jo would even kick my ass brutally if Don was on the table. No joke!

[Hero]

Not sure how a marraige between a real person and a fictional character owned by a creator would work out. Of course marraige is being treated like a joke when this sort of stuff arises :P No way anything legally binding is going to make the ring on the fingers of such a union (if you can call it that) mean the same as the rings on the fingers of a bog standard married couple.

I'll sign the petition in good fun.

===HERO

[Ninjinister]

What would happen if a person married a character they created? Wouldn't that be a bit like marrying one of their own children?

[Mecha Cow]

Hmm, if in order to allow fictional characters to get married they would first have to be recognised as actual citizens, wouldn't that make it rape since they can't actually consent to said marriage?

In any case this could never end well, because you just know sooner or later someone would want to marry Jesus, and then the sh*t would hit the fan.

[TMNTGal]

I got dibs on Leonardo! :lol:

Seriously though, that is very sad. Poor lonely guy hmm or maybe he's just loony? Yeah.

I remember hearing a case of some guy who married his car a while back.

[Ninjinister]

I remember hearing a case of some guy who married his car a while back.

I'm having flashbacks of Eight Crazy Nights....

[Mecha Cow]

You know, it's probably best not to think about this too much, but if you marry a car you can at least... consummate.

[Hannah]

Everyone shut the hell up, this is not okay. You're all disgusting. I seriously hate everyone in the entire world now. All because of this.

[Ninjinister]

Everyone shut the hell up, this is not okay. You're all disgusting. I seriously hate everyone in the entire world now. All because of this.

You need a nap.

[TMNTGal]

Everyone shut the hell up, this is not okay. You're all disgusting. I seriously hate everyone in the entire world now. All because of this.

I laughed so hard I got a tear in my eye.

[PAAATE]

First I'd like to say that marrage its self is a joke. It's purely man-made, nothing "devine" about it. All it is really is just a legal contract to be able to own another human and their posessions.
People can be happily together for their whole lives without doing this silly dated ritual.

I CONCUR! :P

Now, let's find that petition...

Btw, would you be a pedophile if you fantasized about ****ing a cartoon kid? Just asking.. :|

[Ryona]

Everyone shut the hell up, this is not okay. You're all disgusting. I seriously hate everyone in the entire world now. All because of this.

Oh I'm sure we can somehow persuade you to change your opinion...

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3967/shadowxm8.jpg

I do believe he's still available...





I CONCUR! :P

Now, let's find that petition...

Btw, would you be a pedophile if you fantasized about ****ing a cartoon kid? Just asking.. :|

Y'know, that's a good question. I've met a few people who are into hentai that revolves around children, and I'm like "Dude! You're into child porn hentai???", and he goes "It's not child porn! It's lolii!" ...or whatever they call it. Some Japanese term.
Anyway, while it's not the real deal, it is still pretty ****ed up. I mean, there IS a line somewhere. Like really, what's the appeal in kids when you got well-endowed men and buxom women in the average adult manga?

[Mecha Cow]

Oh, it's on now.

Btw, would you be a pedophile if you fantasized about ****ing a cartoon kid? Just asking..
Yeah, of course. I mean, it's not like anime lovers are attracted to the actual paper or pixels; it's the suggestion of (what is usually) a human female that gets them off. If you're into kids, you're into kids.

[Raph's Girl]

I didn't find the petition but I DID find this website where when you click on the character you marry them...

OS Donatello is currently married to 34 people!! :lol:

2K3 Raphael is married to 27 people.

I wonder tho who those 6 people married to Leatherhead must have been thinking...

The TMNT are in cartoons but not comics.
http://www.myfconline.com/?do=view&type=series&cat_id=7

[Ryona]

I wonder tho who those 6 people married to Leatherhead must have been thinking...



Some women and men go for the big burly rugged men with the sensitive soul. Kinda like that big guy from that movie 'The Green Mile'.

[Jester]

Quick question:
If I say, married April O'neil, and we ended up getting divorced, would she get half my stuff?

[Mecha Cow]

Yes, but you'd have to make a drawing of it first.

[Jester]

Dang...

I guess I'll just stay single for now.

*sigh*

[Ryona]

Yes, but you'd have to make a drawing of it first.

Holy ****! That's hilarious! :lol:


hmm... I wonder who'd I marry...

[Ninjinister]

Oh I'm sure we can somehow persuade you to change your opinion...

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3967/shadowxm8.jpg

I do believe he's still available...



Hannah is VERY anti-furry. Which is probably why she and I clash so much.

[Raph's Girl]

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3967/shadowxm8.jpg


Shadow? Meh... Im more into Knuckles and Tails.... but since Tails is like 13 Im willing to wait for him to become legal.... :shifty:

[Cure]

Hannah is VERY anti-furry. Which is probably why she and I clash so much.

I don't think you know the history Hannah and Shadow share, man.

[Jester]

Indeed, she used to be way into Shadow...WAY INTO HIM!!

[Ninjinister]

I don't think you know the history Hannah and Shadow share, man.

Sorry for being an ignorant slut individual.

[Jester]

:D Sorry I love old SNL references.

S, you ignorant slut!

[Sewer Bull]

I CONCUR! :P

Now, let's find that petition...

Btw, would you be a pedophile if you fantasized about ****ing a cartoon kid? Just asking.. :|

That's how it usually starts.

[Drtooth]

Hannah is VERY anti-furry. Which is probably why she and I clash so much.


Furries ruined Fifi LaFume and Gadget of Rescue Rangers. I've seen HORRIBLE HORRIBLE things popping up during engine searches. But if you're into it, you're into it, I supposed.

When I read this, I thought it was something about forcing cartoons to marry each other. Who can forget Olive Oyl and Popeye marrying... I mean, besides everybody?

[Hero]

I wondered how happily married Jessica Rabbit is ;)

===HERO

[Jester]

Fairly...She and Roger have been through a lot and always reconcile. Sorry. Hero.

[Ryona]

Fairly...She and Roger have been through a lot and always reconcile. Sorry. Hero.

That and I hear Roger is packin' a serious toy.

[Jester]

Well he is an anthropomorphic rabbit, and rabbits are known for one thing...

[Mecha Cow]

I want to say 'carrots', but I'm afraid it will be seen as a euphemism.

[Jester]

:D It popped into my head too, Macha.

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

Well he is an anthropomorphic rabbit, and rabbits are known for one thing...

Multiplying! :)

With good reason; rabbits are on the chow list of every carnivore in the book.

[GK Punk]

So I can marry Supergirl now..?

[Ryona]

So I can marry Supergirl now..?

Get your vote on the petition! :nod:

[Ninjinister]

Furries ruined Fifi LaFume and Gadget of Rescue Rangers. I've seen HORRIBLE HORRIBLE things popping up during engine searches. But if you're into it, you're into it, I supposed.


Well see, the thing is, some of us that are furry-centric, aren't into it for any sort of sexual gratification. Hell, as Ryona can vouch, I'm not really into anything for that purpose <.<

Sorry I love old SNL references.

Huh? I didn't watch a lot of SNL.

[GK Punk]

Get your vote on the petition! :nod:

Done and done! <3

[Mecha Cow]

Look, marrying 2D human girls is fine and dandy, but a 2D alien girl... that's just weird.

[愛]

I'm just going to marry Haruhi Suzumiya...for the ultimate win.

[Ryona]

Look, marrying 2D human girls is fine and dandy, but a 2D alien girl... that's just weird.

It is?

:shifty:

*scratches out Cheeta-Ra from her list*

[GK Punk]

Look, marrying 2D human girls is fine and dandy, but a 2D alien girl... that's just weird.

With Racists like you around....

[Mecha Cow]

There wouldn't be a problem if those aliens would stop taking our jobs. I was all set to start a career as Supergirl, but then this bimbo had to come along.

[GK Punk]

And she probably looks better in the mini skirt than you would too... so Let's all be thankful for that.

[Mecha Cow]

Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings. :(

[GK Punk]

...maybe :(

[Jester]

Ladies, ladies...

*always had a thing for Pattie Mayonaise from Doug...wait...ewww!!*

[Raph's Girl]

Done and done! <3

Wait... did you find the petition?! :o Im so wanting to sign it...

[GK Punk]

No, haha I was kidding. :)

[Hannah]

If you actually seriously consider "marrying" something that isn't real, you don't deserve for anyone to ever love you.

And good old Jerm isn't a cartoon, sadly..

[Ninjinister]

I think we're all forgetting something....


If, by chance, for whatever reason, this thing does pass... wouldn't it only be legal in Japan?

[Buslady]

Alrighty I can marry Raph? LOL!

Hey everybody knows he's mine ;P

HAHA

some things people do, that's just pretty wacked out but kinda funny.

[Sewer Bull]

If you actually seriously consider "marrying" something that isn't real, you don't deserve for anyone to ever love you.


Out of this thread with you and logical thinking! Only mindless hormones are allowed in here!

[Drtooth]

If you actually seriously consider "marrying" something that isn't real, you don't deserve for anyone to ever love you.

I think you answered your own question there... if you turn the thing you said around, you'll see why people are doing this.

But then again,l how do you have relations with a cartoon character without getting a bad papercut down there?

[Ryona]

But then again,l how do you have relations with a cartoon character without getting a bad papercut down there?


There's always sex toys and blow-up dolls of your favorite characters...

[Evenstar227]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3202/2988648969_5b6bae3cfd_o.jpg

Lol...I couldn't resist! (Sorry Buslady! ;P)

[PAAATE]

http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp256/PAAATE_bucket/ZOIDY.jpg

I... I was drunk, I promise... :cry:

[ZariusTwo]

You know, technically, The Simpsons have shown Lisa and Maggie in their teens and late twenties in possible futures, the least they could do is have what they looked like there on the choices

[Raph's Girl]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3202/2988648969_5b6bae3cfd_o.jpg

Lol...I couldn't resist! (Sorry Buslady! ;P)

OMG! U get a certificate?! :lol:

[Buslady]

OK I found mine, yeah see...this Raph is my boy. :P
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v431/buslady/married2raf.jpg
I dunno how to work the code on the site so i cut & pasted.
I snagged him first cos I posted the piccie :P teehee

[Raph's Girl]

OK I found mine, yeah see...this Raph is my boy. :P
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v431/buslady/married2raf.jpg
I dunno how to work the code on the site so i cut & pasted.
I snagged him first cos I posted the piccie :P teehee

Looks like your 2nd annaversary is coming up. :D

[Buslady]

Looks like your 2nd annaversary is coming up. :D

Yep! And I still love my Raph :tlove:

[Hannah]

Ugh I hate you all

[Buslady]

Ugh I hate you all

why cos were playin around or what?

[Hannah]

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people like you make these videos

[Cure]

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people like you make these videos

Hahahahaha, that was f*cking awful.

[Mecha Cow]

What the f*ck did I just watch?

[Machias Banshee]

Fangirlism.... I took the twelve step program to become normal again.


In fun, I'd totally Love to marry Michelangelo... :lol:

[Raph's Girl]

Eh.. I've seen some pretty awesome vids....and then there's the ones where Ariel and Raphael are a couple...or Leonardo and Princess Jasmine....that's taking it a bit far.

This one tho is my fave. Also one of my fave songs.:D
6KjiobpOkss

[Hannah]

None of the turtles would ever want to marry any of you.

[Buslady]

None of the turtles would ever want to marry any of you.


oh lighten up hannah, we're playing. the turtles will always be bachelors, duh


and i dont make videos....

[Cure]

God, who invented AMV's, anyway? They're so retarded.

[XERO]

Heh, I'm surprised nobody here mentioned Sailor Moon yet.

[Ryona]

I can think of one fangirl here in the Technodrome who would totally snatch up Sailor Moon for herself. I forgot her name though. Starts with a "T" I think.

I might grab Sailor Mercury because she seems submissive and I like playing the dominant role.

[XERO]

I call Himiko from Get Backers.

[Drtooth]

Heh, I'm surprised nobody here mentioned Sailor Moon yet.

Ugh... that "Moe" stuff... I know what you're thinking... but I know some people that enjoy Lucky Star a little too much. Not that it's a bad show, mind you. But I'm not particular to ultra cute high pitched girls squealing every five minutes.

If I were into that sort of stuff, I like tough girls... Mai from Dragon Ball...Fujiko from Lupin III... stuff like that. April maybe. Someone that doesn't spend half an episode crying about how they gained 2 pounds because half the time they're on screen, they're constantly eating cake.

[That Matt Guy]

Why!?!??!!!

[愛]

God, who invented AMV's, anyway? They're so retarded.

AMV's are good if they are done well. You can see a lot of good ones if you go to anime conventions. It's a shame that a lot of AMV's are done by fangirls/boys. They usually end up using bad music and bad special effects.

[Drtooth]

AMV's are good if they are done well. You can see a lot of good ones if you go to anime conventions. It's a shame that a lot of AMV's are done by fangirls/boys. They usually end up using bad music and bad special effects.

I agree with that one. I think my favorite one I ever seen was on Youtube before it was taken down. Dudley Do-Right clips set to the Weird Al song "Canadian Idiot." I also remember seeing someone from Full Metal Alchemist singing about Trogdor too... That one was highly entertaining.

Now, what I'm sick of are those NAMV's... Non-Animated Music Videos where someone just lines up all the pictures they can find off of Google and make a "Slide Show."

[poiuytre]

One time I went to youtube and saw this anime music video that had Linkin Park music. It was so cool and original.

[Mecha Cow]

Oh, now you're just makin' stuff up.

[TMNTGal]

Here's some pics from my recent wedding. I want to share them with you all. I must say that was the biggest cake I had ever seen. I'm so happy!

http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2001.jpg

http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2002.jpg

http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2003.jpg




:lol: :P

[Raph's Girl]

[COLOR="LightBlue"]
http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2001.jpg

........:dead:

[Sewer Bull]

Here's some pics from my recent wedding. I want to share them with you all. I must say that was the biggest cake I had ever seen. I'm so happy!

http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2001.jpg

http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2002.jpg

http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2003.jpg




:lol: :P

I chuckled for real.

[Ryona]

Here's some pics from my recent wedding. I want to share them with you all. I must say that was the biggest cake I had ever seen. I'm so happy!

http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2001.jpg

http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2002.jpg

http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2003.jpg




:lol: :P



Haha! I have to admit, that's funny! :lol:
Those combined would make a good sig image.

[Mecha Cow]

Hey, those are three-dimensional!

[GK Punk]

TMNTGal just recieved one shiny new internets.

[shuriken]

You know I don't have anything against marrying random sh*t like cars, Cartoon characters, or comic book characters but I just think this is so sad. I know (or hope) the people posting here are just joking around but man...I just see this pimply fat kid clutching a picture of an anime character and telling it stories and...I'll stop now cuz...man.

[GK Punk]

That's why it's so funny to us. the idea is so ridiculous.

[Jester]

Here's some pics from my recent wedding. I want to share them with you all. I must say that was the biggest cake I had ever seen. I'm so happy!
http://home.earthlink.net/~tmntgal/Pics%2002.jpg

This should be your signature....:lol:

[Drtooth]

I just talked to Hello Nurse about dating, and she told me to jump in the lake. Unfortunately, it was an illustrated lake, and I'm covered in blue paint! It was still the bestest birfdays ever!

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

This should be your signature....:lol:

I agree on that. :D

[TMNTGal]

That's why it's so funny to us. the idea is so ridiculous.

Exactly! I'm glad some of you got a chuckle out of it. :D

[GK Punk]

Yeah it was brilliant :lol:

[XERO]

Does Dennis Rodman count as a cartoon character?

[Zog the Equalizer]

Does Dennis Rodman count as a cartoon character?

Yes. Yes he does.

[XERO]

Okay. Now the real question is this:

Would you marry him?

[Ryona]

Nope.

I'm marrying the Mystic Sword of Omens. It's powerful and grows longer when I hold it. Now that's sexy.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1316/swordofomens1xc5.jpg http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/940/swordofomensqw4.jpg

[Jelly Bean]

you should marry Inuyasha's sword instead, it grows HUGE just by shaking it!

[KROW]

you should marry Inuyasha's sword instead, it grows HUGE just by shaking it!

Yeah, but does Inuyasha's sword provide the euphoria of giving you sight beyond sight?

By the way, I would've married Irma, but she's got two spouses already and I don't want to be a homewrecker.

[Ryona]

you should marry Inuyasha's sword instead, it grows HUGE just by shaking it!

Inuyasha's sword is too big to the point of it being stupid.

I've never been a fan of those silly anime penis-swords.

What is a penis-sword you may ask? It's a sword with proportions so ridiculous that it's actually bigger than the person who weilds it.

Talk about a MAJOR compensation for something else that's severly lacking in size.

[KROW]

Inuyasha's sword is too big to the point of it being stupid.

I've never been a fan of those silly anime penis-swords.

What is a penis-sword you may ask? It's a sword with proportions so ridiculous that it's actually bigger than the person who weilds it.

Talk about a MAJOR compensation for something else that's severly lacking in size.

As the thousands of Cloud's spouses will soon discover to their dismay.

[Ryona]

As the thousands of Cloud's spouses will soon discover to their dismay.

I wouldn't doubt his wee peepee being smaller than my clit.
And I could say the same for the cast of Bleach too.

[Sewer Bull]

This thread has suddenly taken a brand new risky turn.

[Ryona]

I've gotten too used to cyberspace outside the Technodrome. I should probably filter my posts more. lol

[Hannah]

Your saline injected naughty bits are probably bigger than the average dick, anyway..

[Ninjinister]

Inuyasha's sword is too big to the point of it being stupid.

I've never been a fan of those silly anime penis-swords.

What is a penis-sword you may ask? It's a sword with proportions so ridiculous that it's actually bigger than the person who weilds it.

Talk about a MAJOR compensation for something else that's severly lacking in size.

Or maybe for cutting a horse in half.

[Ryona]

Your saline injected naughty bits are probably bigger than the average dick, anyway..

That's probably why I'm so popular at the club scenes..

[Sewer Bull]

Now you're going to slap the conservative folk in the face with it for sure.

[Ryona]

Futanari phalic slaps for all!

[Ninjinister]

Yakko Warner: Mwah! Good night everybody!

[poiuytre]

http://i35.tinypic.com/27zdk08.gif

[愛]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/TheFatedBattle/excusemedr1.jpg

[Evenstar227]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg

[Ninjinister]

http://lolcat.com/pics/threadlovercat.jpg

Aww, that made me feel warm and fuzzy.

[Coola Yagami]

So um.... can April O'Neil handle another spouse...?

[Kunoichi_Haruko]

This is the best thread ever. I love you all. So much. *giggles for days*

[Hannah]

I, for one, disagree.

[Ninjinister]

And I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

I'll sign it too

Yay I can marry Nightwatcher

Is only in Japan but why oh why

[Hannah]

Holy sh*t, WHY DO YOU EXIST?

[Ryona]

I sometimes wonder if NightwatchersOnlygirl is someone who's just pretending to be a f***ed up noob and getting a good laugh out of it.

[Buslady]

*snicker*

It's okay cos I married Raph way before she appeared on here.

:lol:

(yes this is very much tongue in cheek)

[Ryona]

I'm still waiting for the petition.

And if this thing passes, we need a new petition to marry Internet stars.

I have my heart set on this one...
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DffDPTKn7HiY

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

I married Raph before you did sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spitfire]

I married Raph before you did sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!

What medication are you prescribed and why aren't you taking it?

[Hannah]

I hate you, Nightwatchermasturbater********, I hate you so much.

[poiuytre]

http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DffDPTKn7HiY
:|

I've learned a valuable lesson just now. Stay THE HELL away from Ryona's links.

[Sewer Bull]

:|

I've learned a valuable lesson just now. Stay THE HELL away from Ryona's links.

Fool! That was ART.

[Raph's Girl]

I married Raph before you did sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hon...U need help....seriously. Yes my name is Raph's Girl but Im not a majorly obsessive about him like you are. Yeesh!

Sides...Buslady's been married to Raph for 2 years....didn't you see the marriage certificate? :P

It's all in the fun!

[Buslady]

Ahhh I'm gettin the biggest laughs out of this. :D

I think it was Whitewolf who said everybody knows Raph's mine anyhoo.

*snicker.*

I love this thread.

[Buslady]

I married Raph before you did sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v431/buslady/married2raf.jpg

need i remind?

nah.


but i do it anywaysss
:lol::lol::lol:

[Ninjinister]

I hope that makes Splinter your father-in-law and not Peter Laird! :o

[Buslady]

Yeah Splinter. I'd rather have Splinter as my FIL.....

[Hannah]

Oh sh*t, Ryona, my brother sent me that video last year and I had it on my Myspace for forever! Hahahhah, that rules!

[Ninjinister]

I'm still waiting for the petition.

And if this thing passes, we need a new petition to marry Internet stars.

I have my heart set on this one...
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DffDPTKn7HiY

OH GOD! THAT IS THE SICKEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! UGH!

I HATE mushrooms! Ick!

[Buslady]

after while that video is boring...zzzzzzzzzzzz

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Sorry me and Raph are not together anymore

[Ryona]

Sorry me and Raph are not together anymore


IT'S A TRAP!

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6210/traphe9.gif

[Ninjinister]

Yeah, a little too trap!

[Evenstar227]

IT'S A TRAP!

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6210/traphe9.gif


Y'know, I never understood why Shredder let Raph keep his sai when they tied him up. You'd think they'd disarm him...then again, ninja can use anything for a weapon, right, so what difference does it make? And I'm guessing the guys didn't play "escape artist" when they were kids. My brothers and I would do that...take turns tying each other up and see how fast you can escape. Might've helped him here!

[Sewer Bull]

Sorry me and Raph are not together anymore

I'm afraid to tell you the sad true, but Nightwatcher and Raphael are the same person.

Thus that makes Hamato Raphael a bigamist.

IT'S A TRAP!

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6210/traphe9.gif

I just wonder how many Drome members are going to get hot after seeing this animated gif.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

I'm only got eyes for Nightwatcher not Raphael

[Ninjinister]

My head hurts.... :sick:

[Raph's Girl]

I'm only got eyes for Nightwatcher not Raphael

Wow... you're as dense as Lois Lane was when she only had eyes for Superman and not Clark. :roll:

[Evenstar227]

I just wonder how many Drome members are going to get hot after seeing this animated gif.

Raph doesn't strike me as the sort to do BDSM, unless perhaps he was the dom.

...

What?

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

I am I come to think of it I did not know that

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

What's the problem? Buslady can have Raphael while Nightwatchersonlygirl can have Nightwatcher. :D

[Hannah]

This is why I hate the world

[Cure]

Wow... you're as dense as Lois Lane was when she only had eyes for Superman and not Clark. :roll:

You KNOW it's bad when Raph's Girl, of ALL people, is calling someone dumb. Lololololololololol.

[Dr. Doom]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/TobiasFenrir/OHDAMN.jpg

[Buslady]

What's the problem? Buslady can have Raphael while Nightwatchersonlygirl can have Nightwatcher. :D

:lol::lol::lol:

its okay cos in that "marriage" certificate, that isn't even the "nightwatcher" raph. HAH

[Hannah]

(9:37:39 PM) Alex: That confuses me
(9:37:49 PM) Alex: If you marry them... I mean how would that even work?
(9:38:26 PM) Alex: Like... do you put a piece of paper on a little stand?
(9:38:33 PM) Alex: Then eat said paper?
(9:38:36 PM) Alex: That's it
(9:39:09 PM) Alex: They eat their favorite character. That is the spiritual bond.

[Buslady]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Make me a marriage certifticate for me and Nightwatcher

[Buslady]

hell no!


im getting bored with this topic anyways

[Evenstar227]

im getting bored with this topic anyways

I agree. I think we should start talking about Ryona's saline injected naughty bits again.

[poiuytre]

How about we let this topic and all its contents die forever instead? :sick:

[Sewer Bull]

I agree. I think we should start talking about Ryona's saline injected naughty bits again.

Yes, what with them?

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

What bits then you want to talk about

[Anarky]

Make me a marriage certifticate for me and Nightwatcher

"...Not realizing that he plays right into the deranged fantasies of someone who's completely detached from reality, he prepared an official document... regretting it almost instantly. But what choice did he have? It was either making it or hearing about it forever, which he probably will anyways. In any case, the ensuing crapfest that would follow if he didn't seemed, when compared to the alternative, like a pretty good idea. But at that point he didn't know what kind of moronic ego-complex he had just taken to a new level." - From the bestselling book "My life with the Fangirls."

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4636/merrider4.jpg

[Buslady]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

"...Not realizing that he plays right into the deranged fantasies of someone who's completely detached from reality, he prepared an official document... regretting it almost instantly. But what choice did he have? It was either making it or hearing about it forever, which he probably will anyways. In any case, the ensuing crapfest that would follow if he didn't seemed, when compared to the alternative, like a pretty good idea. But at that point he didn't know what kind of moronic ego-complex he had just taken to a new level." - From the bestselling book "My life with the Fangirls."

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4636/merrider4.jpg

Hey, you're just doing your job. ;)

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: That's great!

*wants dibs on Mike*

Me thinks we should have more exerpts of "My Life With the Fangirls"...

[That Matt Guy]

i'm a polygamist so i get dibs on judge doom, ezekiel rage, rosie the robot, both boris and natasha, guru from dragoball z, casey kelp, chernabog, all the herculoids, taarna, and american maid.

[Voltron]

As long as I can have Venusaur and the World's Oldest Fraggle, you can schtoop any character you want.

[Lycanth]

Ouch...is all I can say.

Heh, I'll marry Saki!

What?

[Ninjinister]

Ouch...is all I can say.

Heh, I'll marry Saki!

What?

Yeah, I could see marrying Saki:

http://www.fenixware.net/fab/fab_charMain.asp?char=saki_mvc

[Lycanth]

Eh.....I'll take OROKU Saki any day, heh. I don't bat for the same team ;)

[Raph's Girl]

Ouch...is all I can say.

Heh, I'll marry Saki!

What?

U wanna marry a monkey??

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/85420184_5ada6bf022.jpg

[Jester]

Will I elicit dirty looks If I say "Make mine Irma?" :P

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

Yeah, I could see marrying Saki:

http://www.fenixware.net/fab/fab_charMain.asp?char=saki_mvc

Another famous "Saki" (who never married BTW):

http://www.online-literature.com/hh-munro/

[Buslady]

Ouch...is all I can say.

Heh, I'll marry Saki!

What?



the canon saki is probably not as "nice" as our sakiyaki


You break my heart babe after all yer signature says yer mine....:cry:

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

So I can have Raph then

[That Matt Guy]

i can't believe this thread has lasted 10 pages.

[Buslady]

So I can have Raph then


No! how many times I told ya...NO!
:x

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

I've got Nightwatcher

[Sewer Bull]

Excuse me, but both Raphael and Nightwatcher are my bitches.

Sorry for crushing your fangirl dreams.

[Buslady]

She never's gotten it...she'll never get it...she tried this crap on our forum and got booted...tryin' to get between me an Ly, well that jus' don't go...


And she got in trouble, banned off the forum for annoying members.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

I had Raph before Ly so that's makes Raph mine or we counld take this to pm

Nightwatcher is my one true love

[Hannah]

Please, just stop. This is disgusting.

[Buslady]

*is holding the fingers from typing...*

Someone lock this topic PLEASE?

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Nightwatcher is allways mine 4 ever

Now let's bring this thread to a close

[愛]

If you guys wanna circle jerk about who gets Raph or Nightwatcher, please take it to PM. Otherwise, get back on topic...if there ever really was one.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

I've got Nightwatcher

[Sewer Bull]

*slaps NightwatchersOnlygirl right in the face*

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

*Hits Mino in the face*

Asks why did you do that

[Buslady]

LOCK PLEASE!

Im not gonna argue this sillyness, she's just annoying.